Is this legit or will i just puke and pass out then wake up as a brain-damaged tard?

Is this legit or will i just puke and pass out then wake up as a brain-damaged tard?

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If you do it wrong, you will become that but it's legit.

someone go to the science and intelligence boards and get some help in here, Yea Forums needs to know how to kill themselves.

It’s definitely real. If you’re committed then safe travels, brother. Just know that like the post said, permanent solution for what could be a temporary problem. For what it’s worth I’ve been in a similar headspace. @ Forever69in on KIK if you just need somebody to talk to.

But why helium? Wouldn't nitrogen have the same effect?

It doesn't create the suffocating feeling so you don't have time to pussy out.

dont do it op

I'm bored with life, don't feel like it's worth going on. Nothing brings me joy, I don't want to go out. I'm not even a lonely fuck, I just don't want to live anymore.

Only thing stopping me is my family, I can't do that to them.

use nitrogen or argon.

you can buy small cylinders of argon at hardware stores. they use it for welding, so they can't spike it with oxygen.

neither does nitrogen, you tard. or argon.

helium being so small, it migrates through the tiniest gaps and escapes quickly.

do something useful. pick a target and become a suicide bomber.

Leave my thread then attention-seeker. I'm looking for tips and warnings, not this gay shit. I live by myself so I have enough time/wouldn't be interrupted while I do it, I just need to know what else I can do to prevent fucking it up and/or potatoing myself without gettting the job done.

High chance of getting a one way ticket to niggeraids prison instead of to the great beyond.

Just jump off a building. It's instant. No pain.

Life's a journey with a destination. If you're bored with life, try another path than the one you're one.

People survived falling 10 stories

You'd be amazed. A fall of only 30 feet is supposed to be fatal, yet people have survived jumping out of planes at thousands of feet after their parachute wouldn't open.

I saw a suicide statistic thing not too long about about success and failure rates, only a buckshot in the mouth had a 99% success rate, and that also means that even IT had a 1% failure rate.

People can survive getting shot in the head too. That doesn't mean it's common.

Falling off a 6 story building has a 90% chance of death.

Yeah it's really easy to jerk your hand involuntarily and blow your face off without dying

A person can only fall so fast, and depending on variables like atmospheric pressure, physics (body positions and composition, etc), a person may not reach a fatal drop speed, no matter how long they are falling.

The failure rate is the people who aim so poorly that they just blow the front of their face off.

Oh no, these statistics were only of people who met the criteria for properly executing the suicide method.

Dont do it your family loves you. You will get thru your dark times.

Family?!?!

Everyone has a family?!?! And a family that didn't rape and abuse them and then drug them into a tardive dyskinesia freak and then lock them in a group home for 13 years?!?!!?

fuck that. suicide is a good thing. more people should kill themselves. it's one of the worst things for our society to disapprove of. Unless OP has people who are dependent on him, he should go for it.

That's 100000000000% bullshit then and your statistics are ass.

1% of people don't survive a fucking shotgun aimed perfectly in their mouth pointed at their brainstem.

0% of people survive a fucking shotgun aimed perfectly in their mouth pointed at their brainstem

If that were true, you're still advising someone on taking a 1 in 10 chance of living the rest of their life with unimaginable suffering, instead of death.

Everyone has a purpose on this earth, go to a local church and speak with a priest. He will help you find god. Or see a mental health professional they will fix your chemical imbalance

Nonsense, there are even photos you can fucking google of people being kept alive on breathing tubes and shit who have what's left of their head and brains stuck together with prosthetics.

that guys an idiot. a lot of us have literally no one that cares about us and no one to care about. i don't even have a cat anymore. personally I don't want to die, but I support anyone that does.

Wrong again idiot. I said 6 stories is a 1/10 chance of survival.

The chances of dying severely increase as you go even higher. 10 stories onto concrete is near certain death.

This doesn't work anymore. They put shit in the gas to prevent it now.

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Go back to church, retard.

I don't. Fuck all the attention whores itt whining about their families or whatever, I've zero interest in that talk. I only want to know about the technique. I know there are some people who are assisted suicide experts on 4 chins maybe someone will stop by.

Really? What kind of? Where could I get pure undiluted helium?

its legit
this

ur body thinks its air so you dont have the feeling to suffocate

Have you signed up for Systemspace yet?

This scans, you're literally retarded enough to be asking for this advice on an anonymous image board. Personally, I'd just do a bunch of heroin or something, glhf.

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You’re body is still going to realise it’s becoming hypoxic and will trigger the same autonomic responses retard

imagine pay 100$ to kill urself xd

This... just change your life if you dont like the current one