If you roll singles in this thread you are gay.
If you roll singles in this thread you are gay
*Dabs*
Oops
The thread knows all
I fucking love cock
I got Merlin off of a single
I... I think I'm straight. Oh god what if I'm not and my cute sissy ass gets stuffed by big dick until I cum hands free
Yay
Dubs confirm that traps are not gay.
I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes out as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next, I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an objects mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density if a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, and converting it to meters cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.
i wanna headlock someone between my thighs too
oh geez this is going to be an awkward conversation if I get singles...
rolling cuz why not
hup
>everyone in this thread except one person is gay
roll
Roll
Don't touch me, faggots.
Faggots assemble! Jump on and give him the gay!
Roll
>dodge
Where are you?
i'm straight
ROLL
I'm gay already
dubs get
i love traps ngl
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