IF YOU COULD FUCK any woman but afterwards she dies who you smash?

kaitlyn jenner

First smart comment

it would be a tough one, but teresa may

then probably kirstjen nielsen

he said woman, not an abomination with a mutilated peepee

I would probably do a virgin so I can say at least once in my life I had someone be loyal to me

Thanks

I was gonna say Amy Schumer, but I just couldn't bring ever myself to ever fuck that moronic whale.

I'd just pick people IRL. Like my ex gf's stupid friends.

Dianne finestein

I’d do it for all of you.

Why not the ex herself

This

Her career dying is 100x more satisfying than her actual death.

She's great. I fucked her when her new BF went on vacation. He's a massive beta pussy and has a lot of ugly feminist friends though. So now those ugly feminists are very slowly turning my ex into a man hating feminist.

AOC without a doubt

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Belle Delphine

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I'll take one for the team
It woild either be that Schumer cunt or Rosie O Donald

my boss' wife

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hillary clinton :DDD

my mom

Angela merkel

merkal or kennedy

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sauce?

>shumer

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xd trips of truth

All of them

My ex

ya'll motherfuckers need Jesus

My mum

My commie teacher

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how tf do you need sauce, 12 years old?

both have ruined things i love

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jesus

My gf so I can fuck more bitches lmao

Everyone wins

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my first ex

Your mother in her sleep tonight

What a complex narrative

I'd rape her repeatedly then watch the result.

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Donald?

This is true she dies a hero proving all men are rapist pigs is much worse

idiot

This

Litterly search up Mia khalifa in google

Yes. This.

That's sellfish

You (you) still replied to me though.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Why the FUCK have you not joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\CEmErv

iYXR

BECAUSE IT'S DEAD AND WORTHLESS
GTFO

Oooooh man. These two if I get to pick more than one.

If one, then just the bitch on the left. I'd ass fuck her and then go straight to raping her mouth. I would be beating the shit out of her the whole time and then dump the fattest load in her twat right when she was near death.

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It took six posts before posted he obvious. Six posts.

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Brie. Mainly to guarantee her death.

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Holy shit that bitch is ugly

My ex

Anna Bell Peaks

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my ex

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ayyyy fuck that bitch amirite

What did Anna Bell ever do to you?

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Hillary Clinton.

I've met her in person. She's incredibly nice and loves her fans, you jerk.

my sister's alcoholic landlady

She's hot, but annoying as fuck.

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fuck you

holy fuck
she always was a fat ugly cunt but this

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I'll take one for the team.

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God bless you brave user.
Taking one for the team.

What heinous force has to posses a man to marry that landwhale ogre of a "woman"?

>What heinous force has to posses a man to marry that landwhale ogre of a "woman"?
Money?

Pic not related. Except that she's another decent answer to the OP

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Is money really worth a man's self-respect, his dignity, his soul??

My side piece, I would never have to worry about her telling my wife

It is to some people.

And at her best, Schumer is fuckable. Still a very valid answer to this thread, though.

Pic related

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jesus, how horrid

fk u

Alexandria Ocassio-Cortez.

OP's mom lol

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lol

I more excited about the guarantee death thing than the fucking itself. Probably JK Rowling

fug off

>at her best, Schumer is fuckable
In what decade my guy?

I think it's still too young to be fucked

Disappointing she wasn't first on the list.

story?

Fuck this is who I'd pick too

Nothing special I live in Portland Oregon and she visited one of our many strip clubs and did a live show.

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Frick you

Something is wrong with her. Possibly paranoid/psychotic.

really smart

Brap

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but you gotta record it so truly everyone wins

nigger

Thank you for being willing to take one for the team

hly hsotoijrtgbfdvs that made me laugh soefsd fghg o no way

Wow she's hot

Dude, I had that actually happen. I post it in the secrets thread occasionally . Big titted goth od'd

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same. she will die at the hands of the patriarchy!

Fug

Elizabeth I

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner ...my only WISH is She Makes It To PORN

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You leave Belle Delphine alone cunt, we must keep the Queen alive

based, glad I'm not the only one who saw the utility here

Don lemon. And hopefully Chris Cuomo dies by proxy. I won’t enjoy it, but imma take one for humanity.

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Nigger

Bang her like a screen door.

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If I had the magical power to fuck ANYONE I wanted to and then they would die about 2 weeks afterward...

I'd wait to use it on the 5th anniversary of my ex-gf's marriage to the man she cheated on me with, and I would fuck her husband.

Here's a Yea Forumsrain teaser for you degenerates. Let's say this rule was in effect, but you could also travel back in time to fuck/kill any woman in history. Now let's say being the depressed incest loving neet that you are you decide to go back in time to before you were born and give your mammy the ol flesh torpedo. What would happen?

>you go back in time and splooge in her ham wallet, which kills her before you are born preventing you from being born.

>However since you weren't born, you didn't go back in time and give your mom the death dicking, which means she lives and goes on to give birth to you

Does it create an alternate timeline where your mom dies and you never exist?
Does it create multiple universes where you both exist and don't exist at the same time?
Does the universe explode?

We need Yea Forums's best and brightest working on this

This is genuinely a good photoshop

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U

outstanding move

She has the same amount of sex appeal as andy richter

dammit

NOT our QUEEN!!!

Probably Melania. Mostly to see how her cuck husband reacts.

my ex.

Nigger

this stupid bitch

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tomi lahren lmao. no question

She fucked anyone that mattered near Hollywood Blvd. to get where she is now.

my ex wife

She's technically already dead

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Rainforest, i would definitely fuck AOC and have that bitch die or the queen of England and put my life savings and take out loans on her death pool and win all the money.

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she is not dying but you are your own father

U MOM XD

Can I get Katy Perry cica 2010 or so?
Both because she's currently disgusting, and because I'd then save the world from an entire decade of Katy Perry

Donalda Trump

Taking one for the team thanks user

reeeeeeeeeeeee

Easy
>pic related
Would hate fuck her so bad

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Lady looks like a dude

Closest I've been was my ex girlfriends passing out from me choking her while she gave my a handjob

Y

pic?

expanding the image was terrifying holy shit

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Pic related would also be handy for such an idea.

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Fsgot

can choose other dont have dat die fuckeable problem

Superman always had that problem. Every time he ejaculated he severed the poor girl's spine with semen.

Def my ex

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Depends how they die I guess. Presumably they just have a heart attack, but that's kind of boring to look at.

Kill yourself summerfag, this isn't plebbit

Can I have this as an option for *every* time? Or does it only work once...because Srsly fucking all cuntgashes can just fucking die. Fucking is really the only thing they're good for.

Also Chloe Moritz..because fuck all you thirsty fags.
Maybe that chick from I Am Mother...

Country ass gypsy slut
9/10 tits tho...hope they were fun

Zoe too.

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She was sloppy.

my mom seriously

Unpopular opinion:

The only reason people hate on her is because it's trendy. Shes hot as fuck and no different from any other internet camwhore.

didnt this whore start the gender wars? where is she now - hopefully choking on some turkish cock

Fug U n.I.g.g.e.r

either would work

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are you one of those salty mgtow faggots?

deket

1000% you are a women or a gay, either way not mgtow im better.. im an incel u cunt