Be me

whiter than you

You obviously don’t know good stouts friend. Feel like a man because you drink the darkest beer at a fucking sports bar? Come on dude that shit is like 5%

Get real stouts like breakfast stouts those are AMAZING. I get one from founders that’s 11% and will rock your world.

Tl;dr- Guinness is a noob stout. For you to be entitled because you drink a shit stout is amazing

Guinness is nothing special.

>He drinks beer to get drunk

How old are you?

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>whiter than you
That is actually up for debate with the general concensus being about the same white

25. If you’re drinking beer PURLY for flavor and not for even a buzz, you’re a liar and a fucking dumbass

If I want a buzz I'll drink liquor. Only dumbasses like you drink insane amount of beer and think that it makes you a man or some shit. Enjoy your heart disease by the time you're 40 though.

WE GOT A BITE. REEL 'ER IN!!

never had a single beer that did not taste what i imagine sewage tastes like. its all also over priced for the liquid shit it tastes like.

>insane amount of beer
You obviously don’t drink beers higher than 5%

>what 9 year olds say when they try beer for the first time

You drink with 9 year olds?

Oh I see, you're one of those faggots who drinks 2 beers and is lulz wasted. Pathetic.

beer is just good with spicy food other drinks not so much

Yeah, I’m that guy lol

>Guinness is nothing special.
non Irish sub human confirmed

Nah but I was 9 once and beer was putrid to my immature palate.
Also witnessing people let their kids and shit taste beer, wine, or champagne over the years.

Guinness at Ireland’s oldest pub, tastes better over there anyway.

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Nice

Even better than Guinness.

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It only tastes good from tap. Autistic OP probably drinking bottled in his basement, which is beyond sperg/shit tier.

>drinking beer
What are you a lightweight? Beer is just tap water to me

I drink malt liquor to get drunk, it's beer, technically. I don't see a point to drinking at all if you aren't trying to get a buzz, unless you're out to dinner somewhere and it goes well with the meal.

bottled yes basement no. drinking it with taco bell

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What does one actually do with this stuff? Bacardi 151 and coke was the highest abv I’ve tried and it was just to catch up to drunk friends

It's a high school thing.

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>What does one actually do with this stuff?
I do shots of it and embarrass my family

Kek

Why the FUCK have you not joined this server yet?
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kEuy

It's literally to seem edgy and cool. That shit is absolutely unbearable to drink and I say that as an alcoholic.

>Ireland’s oldest pub
Imagine the smell

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It didn’t smell but it was tiny. Unsurprisingly there were a lot of mass-hole (Massachusetts people) police and fire stickers up there on the right.

Every irish pub has a nasty old cider smell lingering around like would fucking cleaning it up here and there kill you. I've seen cleaner and better pubs in fukin eastern europe

Budlight is for children

Its only good if its poured from tap. Out of the bottle or can its disgusting.

Bitches don't know 'bout my BBH.

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Bourbon Barrel beer is shit tier beer and its for pussies too afraid or too pretentious to drink fucking Bourbon.

If you say so. I'm sorry someone shit in your cheerios, although you're probably such a badass that you asked for seconds.

Never drank alcohol so I don't know shit about it.
I have been trying to be more outgoing as of late so I am thinking about hitting up a random bar sometime soon and try it out.

What can I order that does not make me look like a complete faggot and would make me sound like I know my shit?

If you're really asking this question in a serious matter you have bigger problems

What do you mean?