Talking to a nice whale I caught on tinder. She seems thirsty af
Ill let you know if I can get tits
Talking to a nice whale I caught on tinder. She seems thirsty af
Ill let you know if I can get tits
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Post em if u get em
go for it op im waiting
dubs say you gotta tell her you wanna tonguepunch her fartbox
You sound LITERALLY like a virgin
Bump
It shouldnt be this easy.
Bet I can get her naked before midnight
Lol
Send me her kik bro or just HMU
Anonotron9000
yeah ask if shed like to group chat with some friends and hmu too lol
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kik thisishot6983
OP LOVES FAT BITCHES
I havent even TRIED LOL
I might invite her over to give me a blowjob lol
Fuck lol
Post her kik
Those tits look nice to chew upon tbh
tell her to give them a hard pinch for you
i rather not see her horrible looking, bacteria infested tits
Pretty accurate reacction.
i'd hit that and suck them like theres no tomorrow
I wonder when the last guy to give her attention was lol
Get dat pussy next
They are DEFLATED
She's a sub piggy. Will do Anything you want but gotta lower standards. Probably gives excellent head though. Bet 0 gag reflex.
What sort of panties do whales wear?
Don’t be a faggot two of us left you our kiks let’s gangbang this fat slut I’m sure she’d love it
brave ones
She's a bloated wreck and her crotch is most likely foul as fuck. Ask her if she will suck your nuts while you twist one out over her.
Post her Kik damn
Or add me to that group Kik: JSon132
Why the FUCK have you not joined this server yet?
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wvm
you should tell her you want her to breast feed you while she jerks your off
I unironically would, shamelessly and fucking multiple times. This bitch is insane slampig tier. I guarantee you’ll get anything from her kek
Ask for pussy next tho
Get the pussy
1/3
im clicking that delete button as hard as i can but this post wont go away :(
2/3 what an easy cunt
GIMME DA PUSSY BOSS
If you're talking to her trying to score, why the FUCK would you put not only her face, but her info on Yea Forums fag? Sounds like bs to me. NYPA.
3/3 didnt know tits could look like this
WE GOIN’ WHALE HUNTING TONIGHT BOYS
>but her info
she's probably the only jessica taylor in the world. op is playing with fire here, fellas.
user...this is gonna sound gay as fuck but you need to send her some dick pics or something so she doesn’t get bored. Doesn’t even need to be yours, just say you’re not home rn and you’re sending old pics
Find out if her body is so desperate to return to the sea that she is getting wet showing off?
jesus christ
im on 6 day of no fap and thanks for helping me mantain my fucking streak
im with this guy. show her some cock, lets get this party going.
Wow.
Lol! 11 days here get on my level
OH GOD SHE SENT THE WORST ONE YET
this, boys, is why you go for the fat ugly chicks. yeah, they really are all THIS easy.
LETS SEE THE FUCKING MEAT CURTAINS
Welp, throwing Tinder off of the ideas list again.
I cant tell whats a fat fold and what isnt.
[spoiler]I would still fuck her though.[/spoiler]
Im okay with this, post more please.
hell dawg, more cushion for the pushin. fat girls are great for a pounding
would you want something like this though?
my dude, you need to invite her over and let her sit on your face. DO IT
obviously not to keep. but an easy blowjob is an easy blowjob -- plus free weed.
i boned a fat ugly chick before. not the greatest experience.
MODS pls ban OP
That ass aint bad tho
Did the whale discover Yea Forums?
She got a sweet dick pic
Too bad it aint mine
Decent ass for sure but we want to see the narrative leading up to the pictures
Hey—that ass really isn’t that bad at all lmao
Woah nice ass, it does not look like she has cellulitis
invite her over, use a secret camera to record a bj, upload here with sound. say funny things like i bet you're good at swallowing and stuff
Fuck her in the ass. Her ass looks amazing.
>cellulitis
>flesh eating bacteria
yeah thank goodness for that, that shit kills in a matter of hours.
Totally his dick lmao.
fucking lick that crack my dude
Welp its shark week lol
Invite her over and fuck her in the ass.
Record it and
Cum on her face and make her say “love you Yea Forumsros”
DO THIS
you better not deny us this victory. you shove that shit deep in the red sea, nigga
Ask her if she does anal.
Who gives a fuck, shes not a nigger so its 100% impossible for you to catch aids.
That makes it even funnier
"not at all
>period
just blood and discarded tissue. it isn't acidic, plus a shower can take care of all of that afterwards.
>BUT
if she's about to ovulate, wouldn't go anywhere near that unless you want an unwanted kid.
Men who swim in the red sea are fine
Men who drink the red sea are swine
Who gives a fuck? Get some pics anyway .
bitch is lying
She would look 10x more attractive with different glasses/no glasses, natural hair color, and eyebrows that don't look like chisel tip Expo marks. But hey man, if you can have some fun, go for it.
Holy shit op..... I guess your not a complete faggot
she's gunna be horny as fuck. just don't go down on her.
>Dealbreaker
Motherfucker there was never a deal to begin with. POST DAT SHIT
>just blood
yeah blood is hard to clean form sheets, if anything OP should go there.... but god bless man I would not touch it with a broom stick.
Brother Achmed's dating advise. Lol
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Muz
seltzer water and lemon. Or just use red sheets.
yeah she would look pretty decent if she didn't spend her adolescent life consuming calories meant for 3 people
s-sauce...?
>hard to clean
never said impossible... i dunno about you fucks here but i'm lazy AF and i aint doing laundry in hand after some fat botch left her dead baby in it
well in that case, just dump gasoline that you siphoned from your douche neighbor's car on them sheets, light it on fire.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Does she have nice soles tho OP?
Guess I have her hooked.
dat waist line
I think I see a tampon string...
>The return of the 'why' boner
this is vile
Yup definately
Ask her if she's ok with you cumming inside her, God knows I would.
tell her you wish you could take out that string with your teeth
look at that reach around for the camera. she's a pro at this
Abort mission how the fuck can somebody right in their fucking mind think a tampon string is sexy or ok to show ?
why
Fuckin hell...
Yall have something you wanna see?
Ill ask
get the slampiggy to show her asshole
>>Sharpie in pooper
feet, soles
ask for peanut butter UNDER the titts, and make her SQUEEZE it out for the pic
Ask her for an asshole pic.
butthole, see if theres a string in it too
get butthole
Ask for her shit-stained asshole
Spread asshole mate.
Stfu faggot just enjoy the show
jesus lmao. op you in some shit here
Sharpie in pooper?
Sharpie or hairbrush in her asshole
god i bet her tit sweat smells like a 1,000 daffodils
more like, a week's worth of old hamburger grease
Kik me nightsabre90
Surstromming-ish
i was thinking expired cheese
why user?
Lol
holy shit
THE STRING IS GONE
OP actually fucking delivered.
This fuckin ho
This is like a train wreck
I'm horrified and disgusted by what I see
...but I can't look away.
Make her spread her lips
The one sane man here
What a fuckin meatball
ask she to show where she wants your cum.
I am legit laughing so hard
Ask her to get some toys out.
Damn OP, as a KHHV I'm not even able to make girls have eye contact with me. You make this shit look easy as hell.
testing oyDG
OP make her do an Ahegao face
ASK FOR MORE ASS PICS, OR ASSHOLE
Fucking legend mate, cheers for delivering
alright you gotta admit though this bitch gotta be flexible because there is not a hair on her ANYWHERE unless she's paying to get waxed. now imagine the girl who has to wax her at the shop
nigga if you think this boss is above your skill level you need to kys and restart in the starting area
>toys
i wanna lick that brown eye so bad omfg
Hell yeah
why do you want to wife a bbw. iron supplements help with your jizz. but really the second you nut in her throat you're gonna not want to wife her bruh
nice hidden personal army request
no, we're not going to spam that number with shit
lmao anonymized this phone number btw
Ask her were she Is from I think I know her.
Let’s get her sucking on something, “how she is going to suck your cock”
More ass pics for the boys.
Dubs of truth
Asshole? Have her spread that fat ass
Make her do a ahegao face
see
any specific kinds of pygeum? lecithin?
Is she retarded? Lol
ask her to spit on her tits.
Fucking kek
tell her you have a thing for feet and to show you her soles
You’re a fucking faggot. Gtfo
Kek.
OK WELP THIS IS DONE
kek
Today op is not a fag.
Do it OP. She's hooked on you. You'll hey her to do ANYTHING you want.
Ask her if she's into threesomes.
kekd
this is no longer funny just plain sad
I had the same thought and repressed it.
She kinda is lol
BETTER, ask her if she is into cucks, so OP will watch her getting fucked. then Op will have to find a homeless guy give him $20 to fuck her.... and enjoy the show
Seconded.
Go take her for everything you can and enjoy yourself.
Get a few vids too.
Now ask if she washes herself with a rag on a stick.
With pygeum id just get the 500mg capsules that have 100mg extract, and 400mg bark. Not sure if the bark does anything tbh, but its cheap and might help a little more. And with the lecithin you'll want sunflower lecithin. Soy lecithin can possibly have estrogenic effects if youre not careful.
Ask for a vid lol
lost it
Yo anons right get a few vids if you can
Still want to see her asshole
Get ready...
Let's see her piss already!
You want him to start fucking kids?
Send her a bunch of gore and block her
Fucking kek
>ooohhhh shit
>323 Area Code
Nice
Although this probably means he’s a Latino beaner fucking a far white girl from USC
Oh shit.
This autistic shit right here! Lmao
what made her say that all of a sudden?
Fucking hell OP. She's basically a female incel.
Ask her when the last time she got laid.
Large if factual, op if she does this then i'll take back every bad thing i've said about you
What's it like to have 0 social skills?
>i normally dont like anal
i swear every fat girl says this but theyre always down to do it haha
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Those fucking TITS
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RCSp
>>jumping up
I guess this thread ends here.
...
post a web m ppl, i aint clicing this
Compile and post all her pics
do it yourself you lazy nigger
Click it man the shit is fucking hilarious
Doesn't really look worth it at all.
Shit nigga same
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Abandon ship OP.
Id go and creampie and bail out
fuck this is actually sad, pic related, file is safe. now have her make a video of her scrunching and rubbing her soles together
Bumperino
Pretty sure OP screwed this up
Oh it's fucking worth it
Jesus fucking Christ. Look at that belly.
Im getting tired... Anyone wanna take over?
Ill send her your kik withna fake pic so she thinks your hot lol
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there are some pics that op didn't post separately so they're not as hq as they could be
it's legit user, she's got a cute voice. I'd fuck the shit out of her until she's whimpering for more
We're going to hell, but at least we'll be laughing all the way
you literally found a desperate person who is attention starved. holy fuck.
Lmfao
ask for soles/feet videos
Send me her kik, can you get her to take a pic like this first?
byshmeister
I’m down
W-what am I looking at here.. is.. I don’t know which one is her tit
this is unreal...
all of them user, all of them
Make her write “stupid whore” across her stomach
Just pot her Kik op
This is sad. Definitely got not funny.
kek
this thread has been a journey.
thank you user
>webm edition
not OP, but here.
checked.. phew, that was close..
she look like she's gonna cry lol
FUCK, what the fuck did i just watch ffs
Nightsabre90
I dont wanna post it cause I dont want to lose a fun laugh factory
Anyone interested post kik
Someone make a new thread, for this legendary night
Sweetie420s
Well op if ur tired you can hand the baton off and see how easily we fck it over lol
Promoting exercise and good health, We're fine Yea Forumsros.
i want to kill myself now
Have definitely talked to fat chicks that felt like they just hit rock bottom. They'll do anything, but feel like shit for doing it. Though this is Yea Forums.
checked user, well played
Kik - codyxyoung
You should take what you can get all of you should maybe then you wouldn’t be such fucking incel nice guys
>file takes ages to load
how many of you are downloading this jesus christ someone put in the thread please
Tell her to pull the wig off I wanna see what’s under that shit
byshmeister
kek, gold gold this is gold
>i forgot what my middle mouse button does
Oh yeah because anal makes her feel uncomfortable but weighing the same as a small elephant doesn’t.. fat feminist cunt logic
First an OP sniffs his mother's ashes, and now this? It's opposite day where OPs aren't faggots
Ask her to dab
Just fuck her op and record it
Anonotron9000
I need this OP
Make her send a video of her twerking. BBW ass has that BOUNCE
Dabeano5 I'll take her on.
my username is 'jazzyjazzine' kik.me/jazzyjazzine?s=1
honestly, really good day for Yea Forums
THIS
zacerypie
lol, this times 1000
thisishot6983 my kik
In summer? I don't even.
thi
I feel bad but also I don't.
awfully late to the show there, honky.
I’m considering nailing my hand to a price of wood.... any interest?
This, with and without panties
THIS. Make that bare booty bounce
Silent Centurion
If you are going through the bone you'd stop because of the pain.
Fuck mate. That was the most pathetic shit I've ever seen.
What state is this chick from?
AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA LOOK AT THAT FATTY BOUNCE
just goes to show you, you can get a desperate fatty to do ANYTHING
Looks like someone fucking told her
Fuck
jeffreywiggins send her my way OP just got off a double shift and need some laughs
This thread is now dead.
invest in a bicycle pump
probably the faggot spamming dead yellow memes
Just the side of the hand
now i feel bad for her lol she resports to begging for attention where it should be guys begging girls for attention lol
Why do you think that ? She still talking to me
Fuck that stupid faggot who told her.
this is not porn you fucking retard.... gtfo
Bunch of cunts the lot of ya.
That's kinda sad that the party is over, but also
LMFAO i think it's better this way. Seeing all of this will really put her in her place.
You must be new here
In her place? Where's that?
op hasn't shared her kik yet wtf
Wisconsin.
I think she’s currently in 2
Tell her you're sorry and that you'll give her a firm dicking to make up for it.
She probably would've sucked OP's cock if he wasn't such a beta with a micro-penis. Who saves pics of other dudes' cocks to pose as their own?
Yeah because someone fucked up already and white knighted for her and now she blocked everyone.
Shes so stupid- she thinks this is a contained private message board LOL
Like you need a special link...
Fuckin hell
MKUlterior
Do you have a big cock pic collection to choose from?
is that a tear on the last frame??
>Wisconsin.
America's Dairy Land
Tell her to come here and start posting
OP saves pics of cocks and has the audacity to mock someone that sends their ACTUAL nudes? OP IS A FAG
thats good thing fucking moron now my eyes can stop bleeding
its summer user
They stopped my harpoon.
True.
She had to delete fb and insta you bunch of cunts.
Shut up faggot
prove it
show her going nuclear on you
Fuck off normie
this bitc was on insta?
proof?
>inb4 none cause you're just making shit up
Most normal people 18-32 are.
Nope
Well it was fun well it lasted
wish u guys knew arabic i have a lot of shit like this with many sandniggers baiting them and even having some of them put in jail.
No, fuck you!
You shared private pictures of her with others without considering even for a second what that can do to a person.
I am glad I managed to warn her, the only thing I regret is that I didn't find her sooner.
You're a pathetic little loser.
define "normal"
Give it up you just want her for yourself nig nog
Nigga we're just a few farmers trying to milk a cow
FUCK YOU THOSE ARE MY PICS TAKE THEM DOWN RN PIECES OF SHIT
Nuo
Bitch obviously didn't learn the first time, now were on second... Maybe even more. Stop helping those who can't help themselves
what are you willing to do to get them taken down?
You really need a definition of normal in regards to people that have an Instagram account? Are you a complete NEET or something?
Not me dude. I'm looking out Windows remember
Timestamp faggot
Take this down RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING RETATDS
Oh boy you think I'm one of you losers.
No, sorry to disappoint you, the only reason I'm even on here is to do exactly what I did, find the people you sad creatures expose and warn them about you.
And as long as my own name gets posted on this board for social rejects on a regular basis I will keep doing exactly that.
She's pretty hot I'd like to eat her ass
Lmfao hahahahahaha fool me once....