Talking to a nice whale I caught on tinder. She seems thirsty af

Talking to a nice whale I caught on tinder. She seems thirsty af

Ill let you know if I can get tits

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Post em if u get em

go for it op im waiting

dubs say you gotta tell her you wanna tonguepunch her fartbox

You sound LITERALLY like a virgin

Bump

It shouldnt be this easy.

Bet I can get her naked before midnight

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Lol

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Send me her kik bro or just HMU

Anonotron9000

yeah ask if shed like to group chat with some friends and hmu too lol

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\dSQy3D3
GO GO GO

-48

kik thisishot6983

OP LOVES FAT BITCHES

I havent even TRIED LOL

I might invite her over to give me a blowjob lol

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Fuck lol

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Post her kik

Those tits look nice to chew upon tbh

tell her to give them a hard pinch for you

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i rather not see her horrible looking, bacteria infested tits

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Pretty accurate reacction.

i'd hit that and suck them like theres no tomorrow

I wonder when the last guy to give her attention was lol

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Get dat pussy next

They are DEFLATED

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She's a sub piggy. Will do Anything you want but gotta lower standards. Probably gives excellent head though. Bet 0 gag reflex.

What sort of panties do whales wear?

Don’t be a faggot two of us left you our kiks let’s gangbang this fat slut I’m sure she’d love it

brave ones

She's a bloated wreck and her crotch is most likely foul as fuck. Ask her if she will suck your nuts while you twist one out over her.

Post her Kik damn
Or add me to that group Kik: JSon132

Why the FUCK have you not joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\CEmErv

wvm

you should tell her you want her to breast feed you while she jerks your off

I unironically would, shamelessly and fucking multiple times. This bitch is insane slampig tier. I guarantee you’ll get anything from her kek
Ask for pussy next tho

Get the pussy

1/3

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im clicking that delete button as hard as i can but this post wont go away :(

2/3 what an easy cunt

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GIMME DA PUSSY BOSS

If you're talking to her trying to score, why the FUCK would you put not only her face, but her info on Yea Forums fag? Sounds like bs to me. NYPA.

3/3 didnt know tits could look like this

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WE GOIN’ WHALE HUNTING TONIGHT BOYS

>but her info
she's probably the only jessica taylor in the world. op is playing with fire here, fellas.

user...this is gonna sound gay as fuck but you need to send her some dick pics or something so she doesn’t get bored. Doesn’t even need to be yours, just say you’re not home rn and you’re sending old pics

Find out if her body is so desperate to return to the sea that she is getting wet showing off?

jesus christ
im on 6 day of no fap and thanks for helping me mantain my fucking streak

im with this guy. show her some cock, lets get this party going.

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Wow.

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Lol! 11 days here get on my level

OH GOD SHE SENT THE WORST ONE YET

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this, boys, is why you go for the fat ugly chicks. yeah, they really are all THIS easy.

LETS SEE THE FUCKING MEAT CURTAINS

Welp, throwing Tinder off of the ideas list again.

I cant tell whats a fat fold and what isnt.
[spoiler]I would still fuck her though.[/spoiler]

Im okay with this, post more please.

hell dawg, more cushion for the pushin. fat girls are great for a pounding

would you want something like this though?

my dude, you need to invite her over and let her sit on your face. DO IT

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obviously not to keep. but an easy blowjob is an easy blowjob -- plus free weed.

i boned a fat ugly chick before. not the greatest experience.

MODS pls ban OP

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That ass aint bad tho

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Did the whale discover Yea Forums?

She got a sweet dick pic

Too bad it aint mine

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Decent ass for sure but we want to see the narrative leading up to the pictures

Hey—that ass really isn’t that bad at all lmao

Woah nice ass, it does not look like she has cellulitis

invite her over, use a secret camera to record a bj, upload here with sound. say funny things like i bet you're good at swallowing and stuff

Fuck her in the ass. Her ass looks amazing.

>cellulitis
>flesh eating bacteria
yeah thank goodness for that, that shit kills in a matter of hours.

Totally his dick lmao.

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fucking lick that crack my dude

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Welp its shark week lol

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Invite her over and fuck her in the ass.
Record it and
Cum on her face and make her say “love you Yea Forumsros”

DO THIS

you better not deny us this victory. you shove that shit deep in the red sea, nigga

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Ask her if she does anal.

Who gives a fuck, shes not a nigger so its 100% impossible for you to catch aids.

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That makes it even funnier

"not at all

>period
just blood and discarded tissue. it isn't acidic, plus a shower can take care of all of that afterwards.
>BUT
if she's about to ovulate, wouldn't go anywhere near that unless you want an unwanted kid.

Men who swim in the red sea are fine
Men who drink the red sea are swine

Who gives a fuck? Get some pics anyway .

bitch is lying

She would look 10x more attractive with different glasses/no glasses, natural hair color, and eyebrows that don't look like chisel tip Expo marks. But hey man, if you can have some fun, go for it.

Holy shit op..... I guess your not a complete faggot

she's gunna be horny as fuck. just don't go down on her.

>Dealbreaker
Motherfucker there was never a deal to begin with. POST DAT SHIT

>just blood
yeah blood is hard to clean form sheets, if anything OP should go there.... but god bless man I would not touch it with a broom stick.

Brother Achmed's dating advise. Lol

Why the FUCK have you not joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\CEmErv

Muz

seltzer water and lemon. Or just use red sheets.

yeah she would look pretty decent if she didn't spend her adolescent life consuming calories meant for 3 people

s-sauce...?

>hard to clean
never said impossible... i dunno about you fucks here but i'm lazy AF and i aint doing laundry in hand after some fat botch left her dead baby in it

well in that case, just dump gasoline that you siphoned from your douche neighbor's car on them sheets, light it on fire.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Does she have nice soles tho OP?

Guess I have her hooked.

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dat waist line

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I think I see a tampon string...

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>The return of the 'why' boner

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this is vile

Yup definately

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Ask her if she's ok with you cumming inside her, God knows I would.

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tell her you wish you could take out that string with your teeth

look at that reach around for the camera. she's a pro at this

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Abort mission how the fuck can somebody right in their fucking mind think a tampon string is sexy or ok to show ?

why

Fuckin hell...
Yall have something you wanna see?

Ill ask

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get the slampiggy to show her asshole

>>Sharpie in pooper

feet, soles

ask for peanut butter UNDER the titts, and make her SQUEEZE it out for the pic

Ask her for an asshole pic.

butthole, see if theres a string in it too

get butthole

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Ask for her shit-stained asshole

Spread asshole mate.

Stfu faggot just enjoy the show

jesus lmao. op you in some shit here

Sharpie in pooper?

Sharpie or hairbrush in her asshole

god i bet her tit sweat smells like a 1,000 daffodils

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more like, a week's worth of old hamburger grease

Kik me nightsabre90

Surstromming-ish

i was thinking expired cheese

why user?

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Lol

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holy shit

THE STRING IS GONE

OP actually fucking delivered.

This fuckin ho

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This is like a train wreck
I'm horrified and disgusted by what I see

...but I can't look away.

Make her spread her lips

The one sane man here

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What a fuckin meatball

ask she to show where she wants your cum.

I am legit laughing so hard

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Ask her to get some toys out.

Damn OP, as a KHHV I'm not even able to make girls have eye contact with me. You make this shit look easy as hell.

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testing oyDG

OP make her do an Ahegao face

ASK FOR MORE ASS PICS, OR ASSHOLE

Fucking legend mate, cheers for delivering

alright you gotta admit though this bitch gotta be flexible because there is not a hair on her ANYWHERE unless she's paying to get waxed. now imagine the girl who has to wax her at the shop

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nigga if you think this boss is above your skill level you need to kys and restart in the starting area

>toys

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i wanna lick that brown eye so bad omfg

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Hell yeah

why do you want to wife a bbw. iron supplements help with your jizz. but really the second you nut in her throat you're gonna not want to wife her bruh

nice hidden personal army request
no, we're not going to spam that number with shit

lmao anonymized this phone number btw

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Ask her were she Is from I think I know her.

Let’s get her sucking on something, “how she is going to suck your cock”

More ass pics for the boys.

Dubs of truth

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Asshole? Have her spread that fat ass

Make her do a ahegao face

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see

any specific kinds of pygeum? lecithin?

Is she retarded? Lol

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ask her to spit on her tits.

Fucking kek

tell her you have a thing for feet and to show you her soles

You’re a fucking faggot. Gtfo

Kek.

OK WELP THIS IS DONE

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kek

Today op is not a fag.

Do it OP. She's hooked on you. You'll hey her to do ANYTHING you want.

Ask her if she's into threesomes.

kekd

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this is no longer funny just plain sad

I had the same thought and repressed it.

She kinda is lol

BETTER, ask her if she is into cucks, so OP will watch her getting fucked. then Op will have to find a homeless guy give him $20 to fuck her.... and enjoy the show

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Seconded.

Go take her for everything you can and enjoy yourself.

Get a few vids too.

Now ask if she washes herself with a rag on a stick.

With pygeum id just get the 500mg capsules that have 100mg extract, and 400mg bark. Not sure if the bark does anything tbh, but its cheap and might help a little more. And with the lecithin you'll want sunflower lecithin. Soy lecithin can possibly have estrogenic effects if youre not careful.

Ask for a vid lol

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lost it

Yo anons right get a few vids if you can

Still want to see her asshole

Get ready...

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Let's see her piss already!

You want him to start fucking kids?

Send her a bunch of gore and block her

Fucking kek

>ooohhhh shit

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>323 Area Code
Nice
Although this probably means he’s a Latino beaner fucking a far white girl from USC

Oh shit.

This autistic shit right here! Lmao

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what made her say that all of a sudden?

Fucking hell OP. She's basically a female incel.

Ask her when the last time she got laid.

Large if factual, op if she does this then i'll take back every bad thing i've said about you
What's it like to have 0 social skills?

>i normally dont like anal
i swear every fat girl says this but theyre always down to do it haha

s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=72467235801592593262

Those fucking TITS

Why the FUCK have you not joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\CEmErv

RCSp

>>jumping up

I guess this thread ends here.

...

post a web m ppl, i aint clicing this

Compile and post all her pics

do it yourself you lazy nigger

Click it man the shit is fucking hilarious

Doesn't really look worth it at all.

Shit nigga same

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

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Abandon ship OP.

Id go and creampie and bail out

fuck this is actually sad, pic related, file is safe. now have her make a video of her scrunching and rubbing her soles together

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Bumperino

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Pretty sure OP screwed this up

Oh it's fucking worth it

Jesus fucking Christ. Look at that belly.

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Im getting tired... Anyone wanna take over?
Ill send her your kik withna fake pic so she thinks your hot lol

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Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\dSQy3D3
GO GO GO

-98

there are some pics that op didn't post separately so they're not as hq as they could be
it's legit user, she's got a cute voice. I'd fuck the shit out of her until she's whimpering for more

We're going to hell, but at least we'll be laughing all the way

you literally found a desperate person who is attention starved. holy fuck.

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Lmfao

ask for soles/feet videos

Send me her kik, can you get her to take a pic like this first?
byshmeister

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I’m down

W-what am I looking at here.. is.. I don’t know which one is her tit

this is unreal...

all of them user, all of them

Make her write “stupid whore” across her stomach

Just pot her Kik op

This is sad. Definitely got not funny.

kek

this thread has been a journey.
thank you user

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>webm edition
not OP, but here.

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checked.. phew, that was close..

she look like she's gonna cry lol

FUCK, what the fuck did i just watch ffs

Nightsabre90

I dont wanna post it cause I dont want to lose a fun laugh factory

Anyone interested post kik

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Someone make a new thread, for this legendary night

Sweetie420s

Well op if ur tired you can hand the baton off and see how easily we fck it over lol

Promoting exercise and good health, We're fine Yea Forumsros.

i want to kill myself now

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Have definitely talked to fat chicks that felt like they just hit rock bottom. They'll do anything, but feel like shit for doing it. Though this is Yea Forums.

checked user, well played

Kik - codyxyoung

You should take what you can get all of you should maybe then you wouldn’t be such fucking incel nice guys

>file takes ages to load
how many of you are downloading this jesus christ someone put in the thread please

Tell her to pull the wig off I wanna see what’s under that shit

byshmeister

kek, gold gold this is gold

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>i forgot what my middle mouse button does

Oh yeah because anal makes her feel uncomfortable but weighing the same as a small elephant doesn’t.. fat feminist cunt logic

First an OP sniffs his mother's ashes, and now this? It's opposite day where OPs aren't faggots

Ask her to dab

Just fuck her op and record it

Anonotron9000

I need this OP

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Make her send a video of her twerking. BBW ass has that BOUNCE

Dabeano5 I'll take her on.

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my username is 'jazzyjazzine' kik.me/jazzyjazzine?s=1

honestly, really good day for Yea Forums

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THIS

zacerypie

lol, this times 1000

thisishot6983 my kik

In summer? I don't even.

thi

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I feel bad but also I don't.

awfully late to the show there, honky.

I’m considering nailing my hand to a price of wood.... any interest?

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This, with and without panties

THIS. Make that bare booty bounce

Silent Centurion

If you are going through the bone you'd stop because of the pain.

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Fuck mate. That was the most pathetic shit I've ever seen.

What state is this chick from?

AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA LOOK AT THAT FATTY BOUNCE

just goes to show you, you can get a desperate fatty to do ANYTHING

Looks like someone fucking told her

Fuck

jeffreywiggins send her my way OP just got off a double shift and need some laughs

This thread is now dead.

invest in a bicycle pump

probably the faggot spamming dead yellow memes

Just the side of the hand

now i feel bad for her lol she resports to begging for attention where it should be guys begging girls for attention lol

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Why do you think that ? She still talking to me

Fuck that stupid faggot who told her.

this is not porn you fucking retard.... gtfo

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Bunch of cunts the lot of ya.

That's kinda sad that the party is over, but also

LMFAO i think it's better this way. Seeing all of this will really put her in her place.

You must be new here

In her place? Where's that?

op hasn't shared her kik yet wtf

Wisconsin.

I think she’s currently in 2

Tell her you're sorry and that you'll give her a firm dicking to make up for it.

She probably would've sucked OP's cock if he wasn't such a beta with a micro-penis. Who saves pics of other dudes' cocks to pose as their own?

Yeah because someone fucked up already and white knighted for her and now she blocked everyone.

Shes so stupid- she thinks this is a contained private message board LOL
Like you need a special link...

Fuckin hell

MKUlterior

Do you have a big cock pic collection to choose from?

is that a tear on the last frame??

>Wisconsin.
America's Dairy Land

Tell her to come here and start posting

OP saves pics of cocks and has the audacity to mock someone that sends their ACTUAL nudes? OP IS A FAG

thats good thing fucking moron now my eyes can stop bleeding

its summer user

They stopped my harpoon.

True.

She had to delete fb and insta you bunch of cunts.

Shut up faggot

prove it
show her going nuclear on you

Fuck off normie

this bitc was on insta?

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proof?
>inb4 none cause you're just making shit up

Most normal people 18-32 are.

Nope

Well it was fun well it lasted

wish u guys knew arabic i have a lot of shit like this with many sandniggers baiting them and even having some of them put in jail.

No, fuck you!
You shared private pictures of her with others without considering even for a second what that can do to a person.

I am glad I managed to warn her, the only thing I regret is that I didn't find her sooner.

You're a pathetic little loser.

define "normal"

Give it up you just want her for yourself nig nog

Nigga we're just a few farmers trying to milk a cow

FUCK YOU THOSE ARE MY PICS TAKE THEM DOWN RN PIECES OF SHIT

Nuo

Bitch obviously didn't learn the first time, now were on second... Maybe even more. Stop helping those who can't help themselves

what are you willing to do to get them taken down?

You really need a definition of normal in regards to people that have an Instagram account? Are you a complete NEET or something?

Not me dude. I'm looking out Windows remember

Timestamp faggot

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Take this down RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING RETATDS

Oh boy you think I'm one of you losers.
No, sorry to disappoint you, the only reason I'm even on here is to do exactly what I did, find the people you sad creatures expose and warn them about you.

And as long as my own name gets posted on this board for social rejects on a regular basis I will keep doing exactly that.

She's pretty hot I'd like to eat her ass

Lmfao hahahahahaha fool me once....