Did you know that the average person swallows FIVE Clockwork Spiders (each year) in their sleep?

Did you know that the average person swallows FIVE Clockwork Spiders (each year) in their sleep?

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FUUUUUUUCCKKKKK - How much do I add to my calories counter for this?

Almost as bad as the Jewish ghosts

People in 3rd world countries eat these for dinner. Are they over indulging?

damn, no wonder i keep coughing up gears

This is a commonly documented fact all over Tamriel.

How many more can I swallow if I'm above average?

how else is a guy gonna get enough iron in his diet?

By merely consuming the Jewis- I mean, Dwarven artifacts and subterranean structures.

I mean I could, yeah, but this whole night time dwarven spider swallowing thing seems like it's easy, automated, pretty foolproof. It's like my sex life, all I have to do is lay there and let it happen

Fair enough.

Yeah, if you think about it, you don't even have to get out of your way to add iron into your diet, pretty automated and easy.

The Dwemer really knew what they were doing

Did you know a gram of Uranium contains 20 billion calories?

How much is that in Clockwork Spiders?

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UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH is that why I'm not losing any weight?

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there you go

750ml of Brass is 387 calories Now, how much of clockwork spiders weigh in Brass and how much of it is actually Brass?

Well... according to the official wiki, each spider has a chance to drop 1 to 10 pieces of Scrap Metal, each weighting 10kg.

Assuming prime conditions (10 scraps dropped), you'd have 100kg of metal in a single spider.

And scrap metal is formed of multiple alloys, to quote the wiki:

"Scrap metal refers not to common scraps of iron and steel, but to bits of exotic metals recovered from animated Dwemer artifacts like the centurion."

So, it's not actually iron or steel, we'd have to find a real life metal that could be equivalent. Any suggestions?

It looks like Brass tbh but it could also be Pyrite and maybe Gold but most likely Brass

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So, we'd have 100kg of Brass in total. That's about 100,000ml of brass. If each 750ml equals to 387 calories, each Clockwork Spider would have around 51,600 calories. That's enough for 20 days for the average man,

Ah, the wonders of Dwemer tech.

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5 Clockwork Spiders would provide 258,000 Calories so that'd keep someone going for a good 100 days... Just replace all the food in Tamriel with Clockwork Spiders and we'd all be fine! (despite all Tamrielans looking worse than the Sloads).

Hey, as long as it gets them going, it's fine.
And how did you get that number?

Shitty computer angle calculator as per usual (I bet the amount of time is L0rger than 100 days of calories)

What if I were to swallow a centurion then? How many calories would that be?

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You'd have to consume in clockwork amounts, also, it's between 1 - 10, same as the spider.

What if i swallow the whole fucking Numidium just like that? Heart of Lorkan and all included

You'd probably get more calories than there is in a gram of neutron star matter with just the Heart of Lorkan alone, it'd be a pretty filling meal.

I just realized I >> myself and I feel ashamed

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