Share donut stories and various embarrassments

Share donut stories and various embarrassments.

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Date this girl
I'm a general screw up so I don't think it'll last
She's so beautiful
Realize she also has a great personality
Spends a lot of time trying to open myself up to her
Finally start to accept and open up to the idea of being with her
Start accepting the fact that I deserve love
Even through my darkest suicidal times, she sticks by my side
Fall in love
Even though I'm still a screw up I make sure she's treated like a princess
End up together for 2 and a half years
Leaves me because although she's never had anything missing, I'm still a screw up after that long
Try to get her back for months that follow
Makes things worse between us
Start to accept that I'm not getting her back
Haven't spoken to her in a while now, probably won't
Yesterday would have been our 3y anniversary
Been thinking of ending my life for a long time (even before her)
She's the only person who ever stuck by my side
and I drove her away
Why haven't I killed myself Yea Forums ?

because no matter what
hoes ain't worth it

You know you might be a screw up, but that's her fault for faulting you for it...

Find anotherm trust me, there is always another one out there. Took me some time after my called off engagement, but I found another chick who worships the ground I walk on

I cheat on my wife on a regular basis and I have no intentions of stopping.
Should she ever find out I'm pretty sure I'll be able to guilt trip her into blaming herself.
I married her solely for financial reasons, I can support myself rather well but her family is very wealthy and it's nice getting stuff for free.

I also got her to sign a prenup that is to my advantage in many aspects.

She was worth it. I would have done anything for her

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Run

clearly you failed at something for her to leave you. but whatever, get over it and deal with life like a man you sissy, there are more girls out there than you could imagine. and if you're gonna even consider ending your life; why not go fucking try get girls or travel the world stealing your way thru and finding bad hoes to fuck, jeez anything is better than suicide.

Not a bad idea

I faked a peanut allergy so I could have something in common with other kids and sit at the special table.

Don't feel bad, I've been sleeping with your wife. She has the cutest birthmark.

I went to a party when I was 20 and a large muscular man followed me into the garage (off-limits to the party but I was friends with the host, and I was looking for my jacket I took off previously in the day). The man said he'd shoot me and then shoot up the party if I didn't do whatever he said. He had a gun and kept it pointed at me, and had me open my mouth and flutter my tongue in and out repeatedly. He told me to stay still and began to whip out his dick and furiously masturbate to me (I'm a straight dude). He kept muttering weird shit like "why would you come here?" and "you shouldn't have done this" in between heavy breaths. He said "I'm gonna shoot you anyways" which had shivers run down my spine, but all of a sudden he had a deer in the headlights look and then stopped. He told me to stay there for 10 minutes before leaving, and he left.

It was singlehandedly the scariest moment of my life. Nobody believed me since nobody saw the guy based on my description. 3-24-2012 was over 7 years ago and never in my life have I ever felt so disgusted, afraid, and powerless.

I'm actually crying. It was horrible.

>america

U.K., actually

oh shit whereabouts

Well rape does happen in other countries (not as much), but you are right that America is the only place with guns.

I'd actually be really happy about that due to the prenup.

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well, south america here, one of them was force to give a bj to a random guy who threatened us with a gun. Guess who

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the one on the right

Don’t lay that trip on her, man. Get your shit together. Yes, you deserve love. Here’s some tough love: man up!

So, did his cum taste like salty coins?

When my wife and I separated I met a girl from Kyrgyzstan on rosebrides. I went to Kyrgyzstan for two weeks and had the time of my life. Fucking a hot young girl and the American dollar went far. When I got back home I reconciled with my wife because I really do love her. She still has no idea what I did or where I went. She only knows I took a vacation to sort my head out.

At the gym I waited until this woman was done using the hip abductor. She left it very sweaty, just like I liked it. I used my towel to sop up her juices, which I later used for my own enjoyment.

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