How about a confessions thread

How about a confessions thread

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i think i might not be racist at all. i know, i was suprised, too.

I often wonder what it's like to suck tranny cock.
I'm in a committed relationship with a girl but I had a chance a few years ago to suck off a tranny and I said no because autism. I wonder if it's fun.i watch a lot of tranny porn though

Being a curl bro is good because it builds bigger muscles that burn more calories. It took me years to realize this

I pretended not to know my niece was watching me shower, I took longer than normal lotion up after

Most people don't interest me, even though I know they should. Most of the people I hang out with I do out of obligation and because I know I'll be lonely if I don't.

Sometimes when I’m lonely I argue with myself on /pol/

I used to rub my cum onto my aunts and cousins toothbrushes and then masturbate at night when I'd hear them brushing their teeth

How the fuck do I get out of that?

My best friend broke up with his gf today and more than anything it makes me happy because it makes me feel less worthless after 6+ years of not having a relationship

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I use to jack off into my daughter's panties I before getting her outfit ready for school.

Is she cute? Because I'd do that.

I think the best way is to find some people who you do actually have a real connection to, and just try and hang out with them more. Like, I've got a couple of friends like this, however they both live away now since they both went to different universities.

Other than that, maybe just trying to meet as many new people as you can, you're bound to find at least one. Perhaps through some common interest. Talking about the things that you really like, and seeing if they show real interest would be a good way of weeding out the bad ones.

These are just some ideas off the top of my head, so they may be shit ideas. Who knows.

Sometimes I bump threads

Fucking hell, just leave

I lied to all my doctors/therapists/family for years about mental disorders in order to get put on medications to get me high

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I lied to my doc so I can get out on testosterone. Just said I was low on energy blah, blah. My natural t levels are average, now I’m above average and jacked. Still ugly tho

Yeah, i'm still not satisfied with life and in the end i'm still a junkie

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I'm ashamed of my marriage and my wife. I feel like she is nothing but a liability and that she's just wasted my time. I've been so close to leaving her many times but held off because I wanted to consult with a lawyer first.

I just want to leave the whole situation and become homeless, leaving all of my responsibilities behind.

I want to acquire an albino corvid as a pet. Not so much of a confession as something I never told anyone.

That's a badass bird

Shes still cute

Then why did you stop? Also proof

I like watching a chick take a dog knot. Wouldn't admit that anywhere aside from an anonymous platform

im a hebephile.

Puberty

Most of us are

I did that for klonopin. Had 4mg/day. Gave it up though.

You could get sober. AA or NA

the worst

I seen the making of Cheese Pizza on youtube, crazy huh?

I think I'm about to get let go from my temp tech support job even though my boss likes me a lot because I got a 70 on the state test. I was supposed to get hired full time on June 5th but no one's emailed me in months. The only thing keeping from jumping off a bridge is it would ruin my mom's life

I've spent around 500 dollars on custom girlfriend audios. I also paid a cute girl 15 dollars to take a picture with me to convince my coworkers I have a girlfriend.

I was sexually abused by my dad until I was sixteen and my mom finally divorced him and moved to another state

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heaviest one yet

That's not how it works. You have to have two tests in three months showing low T.

THEN, you convince the doctor to dose you near the top of the normal scale.

Just remember, some of the alterations don't reverse. You have to cycle.

Start selling stuff you've made by hand on etsy. You can make more doing that than at a tech support place and you can actually choose what you do. Resin castings are hot sellers ATM.

When my wife and I separated I met a girl from Kyrgyzstan on rosebrides. I went to Kyrgyzstan for two weeks and had the time of my life. Fucking a hot young girl and the American dollar went far. When I got back home I reconciled with my wife because I really do love her. She still has no idea what I did or where I went. She only knows I took a vacation to sort my head out.

I'm really attracted to young boys and milfs.

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Were her panties still wet when you gave them to her to put on?

I was habitually abused as a small boy and telling my parents destroyed the relationship I had with my extended family.

>telling my parents destroyed the relationship I had with my extended family.
Y dat?

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>brother died four years ago
>I'm a good surviving brother
>Intercept PC and "search for memories"
>Look up every secret folder I can think of
>Realize we have the exact same taste in pron - never discussed it in any way anytime ever
>Not... entirely... legal.. pron...
>Figuring out a great example for "born that way" type biology, but never being able to use it as an example ever.

>>Not... entirely... legal.. pron...
What do ya mean?

I found out the same thing about my brother, two uncles and cousin.

>some of the alterations don't reverse
What do you mean?

I just snorted my moms ashes cause someone got trips.

In eighth grade I jerked off in my pants while in class looking at my home ec teacher. Nutted in my pants and all over my pubes and undies. Shit dried like concrete as I wore it the rest of the day I’m school.

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I hid a chest full of gold on the small island of

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fuck same

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At work today and my comanager left her sweat pants in the office after changing into her uniform. I notice they are the same pair she had on for two days already. On my break I decide to give them a sniff. I open the sweats and get close, there are skid marks all over the back. The powerful aroma of pussy and ass hit me like a hammer. Instant hard on. Start looking at her work on the security cameras as I inhale her filthy musk. Start to lick the shit out of the skid marks. Can literally taste her asshole as I smell her pussy, bust a nut. Go back to work like nothing happened. Tell her as I walk by, you smell good today and give her a little wink.

When i was young me and one of my female cousins of the same age used to diddle each other everytine we hung out. She gave me the firsts of my limited sexual experience

I feel this

What age?

Join the club

I raped a runaway girl she was 14 I don't know how she ended up in my circle of friends..I raped her in the ass with no lube...I was so drunk. I was smashing her ass so hard the pain made her cry...I then raped her mouth fucking her throat till I blew a drunken rape fuelled load into her mouth...she sat there crying vomiting and covered in tears..she was only 14 but not after that day....she was a fuckn rape victim that should have stayed at home.

seeing you cough and wheeze in that vid was the highlight of my week user

Cool story bro

I feel guilty for loving to objectify women, because I'm a woman myself, even though it probably shouldn't matter because I'm lesbian

Did the same thing to my aunt's pants one day. It was like my nose was hard up against her pussy...I blew a load right ok n the sweet spot. Iv now grown a fetish for her and often jerk off while she visits our house hoping she will catch me in the act

I get zero pleasure from life and would just find a way to die if it wouldn't destroy my wife. I give no shits about being alive. Been going through the motions for years.

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Im obsessed with cock, I literally dream about being held down and butt fucked by a large black man..

Also in married to a woman..

Im 16

I lost my virginity to this older hippy'ish woman i gave a ride up the freeway, it was from the "rideshare" section of craigslist. i was going the same direction anyhow, felt like a complete stud at the time.
Also got chlamydia from her. It sucked.

Hang in there mate..you'll get to sexually abuse someone soon too. I hung after years of being molested and now iv found me a niece so cute so fucking sexy I put my dirty hands all over her soft spots. I press my hard cock tight against her body always on the verge of orgasm. She knows what it is and I know she wants to see it too. I'm going to run it in her lips and get her to open her mouth and as soon as my throbbing cock touches her tounge. I'll pull her head hard to my crutch my cum lubtecating her throat as I throw myself upon her soul

I put an empty bottle back in the fridge

It started really early i dont even remember when. I think it went on until i was about 8. Im gonna be 19 next month and im still a virgin sperg

I pissed in a church’s ice machine Sunday morning.

coming from a high schooler; every night i smoke weed to get astronomical level high and it’s a really nice thing. But i live in a conservative household with a very religious mom and dad, i got into a fight recently and got suspended till the end of a year and my mom doesn’t ask if i’m okay when she first sees me, she was more caring for my grades then my health. i’ve been getting into aesthetics and shit like lo-fi, but every time i listen to it i feel like a bratty self-diagnosed 14 year old and that messes with my high badly.

Ive tortured and killed countless small animals and birds

I fucking hate most of humanity. I want all of you fuckers to go the fuck away, or I want to die. Either way. I wish there was some sort of nuclear holocaust and I was the only survivor. Then I would be able to fully enjoy this world without anyone else fucking things up.

I did stuff with a girl when I was really young too. No diddling though. Also what's diddling if you're a virgin.

You're not alone, bro.

I've had a handful of experiences I could green text/share.

First tranny. Oriana Frost, she has videos on ashemaletube nice big pierced cock.

Second a beautiful trans Asian girl that gave me the best blowjob ever.

Massage tranny.

Rawdog tranny.

Went to a trans sex party and a guy had his girlfriend suck me off, there was one extra guy watching with 2 people fucking in the corner.
There were about 50 people at this house party too. Good times

I want to end up things with my girlfriend and don't really want to, and I want to cheat on her with random people

i once stomped the face of my bully untill i had to revive him.

rawdog story please

Traded BJ's with a family member when we were in our early teens. Did it tons.

I don't have nearly as much sex with nearly as hot of girls as I claim on here.

Im 34 years old, handsome as fuck, but fucking virgin!!

nani?!?!

I kissed my son the night I went home from visiting him. I didn’t raise him and we don’t have a parent/child bond. I feel like I’m falling in love with him.

38 here. Not handsome, but I do all right. Never been on a date. Never even been kissed. :(

Unfortunately for me I think the fear of rejection keeps winning out over the crushing loneliness.

i love pink lingerie

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I'm attracted to my cousin, on the bright side though, she's not blood related. Of course I'd never do anything even if the opportunity presented itself.

> Be me
>Be early 20s
>Stationed in Washington for fag ass military.
>Do some cool shit, still worth it
>Browsing Craigslist
>Message chick asking about her post
>Post says she and her cousin are looking for someone
>Message with pics. Tell them I have dick pics if they want
>"yeah, send some daddy"
>send pics
>get invited over
>cousin who is hotter tranny chickens out.
>still 7/10 chubby Asian
>make out
>go to her room
>sucking her cock
>not too big
>can deepthroat
>say "I want this in my ass"
>take it up ass
>sweetfuck.png
>tell her "my turn"
>flip her over and spit in her hot tranny cheeks
>fuck her till I cum

Shit was great. I would have fucked her again but she lived 2 hours away

Same. Nowadays I only watch ladyboi/transsexual porn and I'm in relationship with a lovely girl for 6 years now.

Hanging out with my friend while thinking "i would rather be at home doing some other shit" 3 times a week because he's the only friend I've got left.

He means that the porn was not legal.

Hope that helps

I feel this

Good upstanding user. Go enjoy your share of whores and good girls like you deserve for not fucking your cousin.

>be me in high school
>only been dating gf for about six months
>watching buffy in the basement together
>she puts my hand on her left tidde
chad.mov
>we start making out
>she pulls away abruptly
"hey, user..."
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"You're doing good and all... I'm really sorry about your pants"
>lolwut
>look down
>she started her period then and there
>I'm wearing white shorts
>oh fuck there's a lot of blood
>ohshitohfuck.mp3
>we spend the next ten minutes cleaning them at the sink, trying to be quiet so parents don't come down

Nearly died of panic, ngl

You hangout with them to avoid feeling lonely. Would this not mean that they do interest you?

i drunken fucked my mother, the next week she tell me she had sex with a random dude and couldn't remember who he was and she pregnant.

Lol wow. How did that happen? Is she gonna keep your inbred, mutant offspring? Do you live in Arkansas or Florida?

Can I rape you....please

I have a shit ton left over from my old scripts, it always made me feel like a fucking zombie after. What's it like to take 4mg+? I have a ton of .5mgs

Bunch of incestuous weirdos up in here.

Paranoid already mate...not looking good for you buddy

I cannot poop If the toilet seat is too high

You lying sack of shit we trusted you!!!!

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The good news is I think I'm the only one doing it.

Try putting blocks under your feet to raise your knees.

i love in Florida palm beach an we religious Christians. father past away an im only 22 and my mother is 46. she says she wants to keep it as a memory of my father

Definitely. You wish you had the blonde model with DD tits like me, virgin

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My russian teacher is a model from moscow, but she's gay and if I say anything online about it she might not come back

i cant piss in public bathrooms if there are other guys inside it

im 54 and im still living with parents and im still a virgin with no job cause of disability. i had a chance to fuck when i was 17 but she cucked me with a lesbian dike. she wanted me to stand up and fight for her love but i was too chicken shit. we almost dated and kissed till she showed up in our life. i stalk her on her Facebook and found out she is married to her and has children. that was suppose to be my life

Me and my friend gangbanged a slut a few years ago who is now an Assistant Principal. Luckily, we recorded it.

By diddling i meant teasing,kissing,playing around and touching stuff that shouldnt have been touched. It was way too intense and horny for a couple of kids. I feel like something is wrong with me. I was way too horny at that age

I was diagnosed with personality disorders, anti social, depression. I trying to hide it from everyone with a happy face and a fake personality.

Annnnnd you’ve fucked your life.

You duck so much

AWwwww poor fucking you.
Stop being such a bitch

Once my parents went out of town so my sister went partying with her friends. they dropped her off black out drunk. She puked and then passed out on the couch. I stayed on the couch with her and fingered her wet pussy all night. I could feel her cumming several times. She didn't remember anything in the morning. I feel sick about it still. But also aroused.

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To be honest its a shit game but like dating and jobs 9/10 suck but you take that risk to find the 10th who really is worth it.

Lost basically all my friends 2 years ago, spent a year and a half doing nothing but being sad then forced myself to hang (why am i here id rather just play vidya with my night off) but eventually found a few people that I actually enjoy

That’s how Jeffrey Dahmer started

Nice of you to revive him! You could have just swept his corpse into the gutter.

I was ridiculed in high school because I chose to live out my fetish of having a girl catch me peeing in little boy tidey whiteys.

Nah user, im not whining or being a fking bitch here, just saying. Never did something bad or pissed anyone. I keep everything to myself even my wife dont know about it.

It’s ok because your mom loves you and she wants to cook spaghetti for you.

How’d you know my name?

My cousin is a bull dike but I wanna fuck her so fucking bad for some reason

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If that is her I don't blame you.

Story time
> be me
> 10 years ago
> 22 yrs old living it up
> still in college at the time in Richmond, VA
> knew this chick since 9th grade
> she’s had the same bf for years
> he’s an army bro
> He and I never held a conversation longer than 20 seconds
> ships out again
> chick hits me up every time she gets lonely
> we fuck sometimes, notbad.jpeg
> get drunk as fuck and go at the slampig
> she tells me to blow it in her
> sweating bullets whatdo.png
> fuck it and blow my mighty load
> swears she’s on bc
> her bf comes back from war shit
> saw combat, lost friends
> feelsbadman
> says I can’t talk to her anymore
> she marries dude and blocks me on social
> 4 years later see her
> see her and a kid
> says it’s mine
> the little bastard looks a lot like me when I was that age
> says she won’t out me because she married the dude and the ol’ bastard died overseas from chicken pox or something stupid
> she gets a fuckload of money for her AND the kid she claims is his
> mfw this nigga raised my bastard, and went back to fight for the bonus so he could pay for a family that wasn’t really his

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she is disabled also so she doesn't cook we just out and eat wendys. i use to work out constantly and weighed about 240 pounds but gave up after that break up now im 310 pounds and balding

It made me so hard

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Ive literally jerked off and came in class next to people like 20 times

Find some guys to hang out with. Do manly shit. You'll feel better.

ever jerk off with her panties?

Jesus the end made me depressed

Iv often wished everybody else in the world vanished, i could roam around in peace

All the time

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Fake bitch

A+ body
I want to see her slutty panties

She's asleep in her room

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I had sex with my gf's best friend on the day of our anniversary together.

So much this

go and sneak a fresh pair from the hamper

I wake up daily with my legs and hands stiff and hurting. I should get it checked out, but I'm too lazy/cheap and afraid to do it.

I just kind of hope it'll get better.

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kinda same but with skin cancer and liver pains

I want to poop into a girls butt and then have her poop in back into my butt and then back into her butt and then back into my butt and then back into her butt and tell her she was the last one to touch it and run away.

my gf wanted to dress like a dude and i said ok, she kept doing it. she then asked to cut her gorgeous hair, i said OK and she kept that hair style even till now. she wanted to change her name from Brenda to billy i accepted it. one day she came up to me and wanted to hump my but and i said what you doing she said i always wanted too know how that felt and wanted to fuck me in the ass. i told her i aint gay but she withhold sex with me till i gave it to her. later on she wanted to do it while im wearing a dress i said sure cause i just wanted sex. after she fucked me she, i asked my turn she said not now and fell asleep. few weeks later she tells me she is trans and wants me to be her gf i said no and she left with a fit of anger. 3 years later. she is married to a guy and she says she is straight, dresses all feminine, grew back her hair, and what she did was a faze and realized that she didnt even like our sex and thought spicing it up like this would help but it didnt

I haven't dated anyone in 3 years and don't really want to again. I've had several girlfirends, and they've all cheated/acted suspicious. It's just not really worth it.

I don't think all women are bad. It's just, fuck, I'm 32 and don't have time for this shit.

I'd rather just stay single, save money, and collect anime girl figurines. Though, I can't tell if that's me coping with unresolved feelings, or if I just think anime girls are cool.

Though, I have the looming sense that I'm running out of time to start a family. Though, it's the type of thing where I'm not sure if that's what I really want, or if it's what I feel society wants me to do.

That Sheryl Nome Nazi-esque figure is only ~$50, though...

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has she not given you kids?

I only eat my gf pussy in the winter because that's when my nose is always stopped up.

The moment sex became weaponized you should have walked. Plain and simple.

i am a survivor of a terrorist attack. i can't stop thinking about

Be thankful that you survived.

>Then I would be able to fully enjoy this world without anyone else fucking things up.
No you wouldn’t, no more tranny pr0n, no more ur mum gay bringing you tendies
You would have a panic attack and die soon after

I know that feel bro, but if you don't make little humans you're literally failing at life.

is not that easy... you feel guilty... guilty to be alive while many others are not

fuck I want her so bad

Don't feel guilty. God gave you a chance at this. You could have died then and there. Use that chance. Use that extra time.

We're all going to die, but don't let what little time we all have go to waste.

I mean...you can always just an hero.

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Don't ruin her life. Find literally anyone else to fuck.

>if you don't make little humans you're literally failing at life.

One can have a fulfilling life without marriage/reproduction. Though, that life isn't for everyone.

Heck, I'd settle down with a nice girl...if I could find one. I'm currently living in Memphis, and the selection is terrible.

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ehi... thank you :)
i'm just scared to waste my life, currently i'm in college and i don't like it that path anymore. I don't want to spend my life behind a desk living for 9-5 job to spend my money on ... what? Alcool? I don't drink! Smoke? I don't smoke and i don't do drugs... i want a reason... i want a true reason to live

never, i love my life and i would never do that.
Sure life is hard and very strange but it's beautiful that way

Listen. You're already at rock-bottom, whats the worst that could happen? The girl doesnt tslk to you for a few days? Rejection isnt as bad as it seems; it can show you a better picture of who someone is. Plus, if it means theres a chance you wont be a kissless virgin, then any amount of embarrassment is worth it

what one

Nice double dubs. Watch saving Private Ryan. That guy still felt guilty about being alive right when he was about to die. You didn't earn your life, none of us did. Just do the best you can to live well, have a family, do good for society, treat others well.

Barcellona, i was on the street and my gf told me to go in to a store on the right side of the Ramblas.
like 20/30 seconds later hell broke loose in the middle of the street we were there.
We have seen some bad things

>i'm just scared to waste my life, currently i'm in college and i don't like it that path anymore.

Then go for a trade. I did the whole school thing and am somewhat successful. However, if I did it all over again, I'd do a trade. It's fast, cheap, and pretty stable.

Let me ask you this, what's your purpose for living?

i used an x-ray texture pack on my friends survival minecraft server

I kind of get off on leaking personal information because risk gets me wet. I'm still in highschool and my parents have no idea that I get off to shit that could get me kidnapped or killed.

I saw that film! It was so inspiring. I wanto to do the best with my life. I also became more kind and gentle to the others

I don't know... i'm stuck in Aerospace engineering, but i'll get my degree in few months and i can't go back. At this point i'm too foward to go back. But i've promise my self that when i'll graduate i'll leave engineering forever.
Right now i'm in to videomaking and stuff. I've done some jobs and i have a YT channel.
But i don't know if i can live of that. Doing videomaking for costumers i mean

whats your social security number, full name, address

i forgot to ask, what is a trade?

You monster

A trade is something like a job-focused scool. It can be in anything from IT to carpentry to electricians (big bucks). There are loads of jobs for them, and they pay well. Too many people (myself included) fell a bit for the "college meme."

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew, preferably consensually

Kik me and we can chat about it

i know that feel bro :(
expecially in Italy where college is a fucking Mafia with a capital M.
I'm gonna write a whole book about that criminal system

mmmmooooddddsss!!!

Then why feel sorry? If you’re not going to join them, but you’ve got the sads and stuff because you survived running into a store during an explosion that wasn’t close enough to damage you then what the fuck are you doing?

what's your Kik?

it was a white truck, not an explosion

Oh during that? That’s even more lame. “I’m a survivor for being near a truck running into people and eventually stopped”. By that logic I’m a rape survivor because my stepdad raped my sister in the room down the hall when I was in bed.

Ddawson39

you got a point there.
But my sadness come from the fact that i want to do something useful with my life and i don't know where to start

Messaged.

Consequences of incest..right here

I have several confessions. Going to be very simplified ones so if you want specifics, just ask and I will expand. No greentext, takes too long to properly write out.

I maintain friendships with 3 specific women only because I have basically fucked them all on and off for a decade regardless of circumstances. If sex were to be off the table, I wouldn't care to ever see them again.

Although we were drunk as fuck, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out cold while I went to reposition. Noticed a few minutes later when I asked her if she was alright. When I was sure she was breathing, I kept going for a short while, but felt super guilty and stopped.

While in the Army, I caught chamydia twice. Although I stopped having sex when I found out, besides one that I csred about, I didn't contact the previous women I had sex with to tell them to get checked out. Just took the meds, waited a week and went back to the bars/tinder.

Had 6 year long on and off relationship. She took my virginity and I eventually had a child with her. First love type shit. Still love her. Years later, my mother took an AncestryDNA test and we found out first love and I are 4th cousins by blood. Though far apart enough technically, I don't have the heart to tell her.

When I'm alone I put on a wig, my girlfriend's dresses, thigh high fishnets, stuff a bra and put on make up to catfish dudes.one if them bought me a PS4 in exchange for a butthole pic. In feel so dirty.

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I was driving home down a typical 6 lane city avenue, the same route I've taken home 1000 times. Cars around me in the other lanes slowed down to a near-stop for some reason, and annoyed and not really paying attention, I moved to another empty lane to just get past whatever the hold up was.

Turns out they were all slowing down for a mama duck and her ducklings crossing the road. Because of my lane change, I fucking accidentally ran over all the ducklings without even getting a chance to slow down to avoid them. Bump bump bump bump feathers behind me. I must have hit them at 30mph. I felt like total shit.

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Yea Forumsro, this isn’t a slight against you, but you are worthless. So am I. So are most of the people on this planet. You need Bill Gates money to make your life useful. I guarantee the retards here haven’t done anything useful regardless of what they might think. The point is to just do something YOU like. If that means buying a VR headset and digitally fucking virtual Asian women then so be it, but don’t live your life thinking you somehow need to be useful to the rest of us because I promise you won’t come anywhere close and that’ll just disappoint you into further depression.

I'm an infantophile :/

I’d say an hero, but that’s too honorable. Someone should literally put you down.

I'm fucking my intern. She's engaged and I am in a long term relationship.

We fuck on other people's desks when we stay alone.

Weakest shit I've ever heard, grow some balls then drop them and make new ones.

Literally all you have to do is expose yourself to new people, I know im on Yea Forums but you can't complain about something you have full control over.

You won't regret it, though I never fell for the normie meme that you "need" friends and have always chosen people that interest me.

Its not like I can exactly help it

Well, you can. You can either simply not exist anymore (preferable), or use a mix of pills and therapy and hopefully eventually an hero. Regardless, you deserve it.

B&

not the user that you were talking to but how do I make friends? I live isolated on a top of a fucking mountain with no one my age (28) around. Im so fucking lonely

So edgy

My first female sexual experience was with my best friend's mom.

She used to buy me beer and we'd drink beer and talk late into the night.

One night I told her I was too drunk to drive home to my parents and so I called mom and told her I was staying the night at my friend's, mom said okay.

His mom had been complimenting my ass for days. I hiked a lot so I guess I had a nice ass, whatever. She was flirting with me all night and being a dumb teen I didn't have a clue about that.

I laid down on the hide-a-bed in the living room and she told me she was going to bed, but asked if she could lay down with me for a bit. I thought well that's weird but I'm a guest and I was polite and I was like sure whatever.

She laid down next to me, and talked for a bit really close, and I was like wtf ok this is fine and at some point she kissed me and touched my pants, and I got super hard. I was under her control after that. She put my hand into her pants and I felt her pussy. First time. She put my finger to my mouth to make me taste her.

My friend wasn't home and since this was in the living room she didn't want to get caught, she left and changed into her nightie and came back and said let's go into her daughter's room. Daughter was at her dad's for the weekend.

Laid on her daughter's bed and she straddled me and put my cock inside her and told me to pump her pussy. It was wetter and softer than I'd imagined pussy would be. So she rode my cock for awhile and I remember she was wearing a blue nightie and I was watching her tits bounce as she rode my cock.

She told me that I could cum whenever I wanted and I asked should I pull out and she said no shoot inside. I was right there and said I'm cumming right now and she clamped down on my cock really hard I blasted into her and she told me to stay there while she came. She was really loud.

After, she sent me back to the living room and went to bed. Friend came home later and didn't know anything.

If you love her, work it out like you should, if not get out.

That's some serial killer material, right there.

Rather be edgy than an animal.

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>that's not how it works
You don't know what liberal shithole user is from

You sexy bastard

Yeah, you see; kids are sexual.
It's just taboo, my 2 year old nephew dryhumps the shit out of every pillow on the couch with his miniboner if he's left alone for a minute.

Some kindergartens advocate for allowing sexual play, as it might make them less likely to be abused or some shit

As long as she didn't know and nothing bad never came out of it what's the problem?
>muh morals
Welp, you broke them once and as long as you don't try to go there again there really isn't anything you should worry about.

I had a female best friend as a kid and I thinking about sexual ideation with her from about age 7 or 8 after she showed me her pussy.

As long as he never acts on his urgers, then I've nothing against him. If he does, yeah, I hope he meets a terrible end

My only secret is that I’m a hebephile. I would never act on my desires but I find young teens very, very attractive. I still like adult women but young teens just catch my eye a lot more. So I figured I’m hebe.

I won't act, but I suppose some people feel insecure enough to have the need to feel better than others. We used to call them nazis.

The college meme ruined my life

I've always been hebephile but most of the women I've attracted for sex have been older than me. I don't force myself on anyone, ever, because that's wrong.

My best friend's 14 year old daughter came on to me, and i told her no way. She slowly stripped and told me i would do what she wanted or she would say i did anyway. Go ahead then. She got flustered and backed off. This is going to be trouble, i just know it.

I hate Indiana with a passion. Like some indians are ok, and tolerable, but the rest of their country and autistic people can burn for all I care. Why can't we "accidentaly" bomb them? Or accidentally committed a genocide? Damn street shitters

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Tell your friend, she's gonna fuck you, or fuck you over, or both otherwise.

It’s funny how true this is for me as well. I think about teens when I’m horny all day but all the pussy I’ve ever gotten has been from older women. The sad part though it has either been from alcoholics/crackwhores or divorcees that have just about had it with everything. Alcohol was involved in all those experiences.

so your secret is that youre not homosex...

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I fap to naturist family photos often, but I like mature pussy IRL because they let me go bareback and cum inside. All of them have been either divorced or married and seeking.

Moar

I wouldn't go that far, but yeah, it is an admittance of insecurity. Keep yourself under control and we're cool. Nothing you can do about being born a certain wau

Post the video here user

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LoL, dumb little fuck, youve stunted your brains growth so much youre probably legally retarded.

I give it ten years till you try your first human

It’s not that I’m not homosex, my secret is primarily that I am attracted to young teenagers within the ages of 12-15. All my go-to fantasies and desires revolve around those ages. So yeah, I’m not homosex, but I’m not primarily attracted to adult women.

I'm 19 and I am friends with 4 50+ year old men, age is really a number when you have common ground.

I'd move off the mountain if it's really that bad, but alternatively you could outsource friends from the net. Forums etc on whatever you find interesting, and online talking until visiting becomes viable.

Keep your eyes peeled and be nicer and more smiley than you are, for the first impression it's okay to be faking it. Sometimes you don't find any common interests other times you do. Talk to cashiers, random people you might meet, hang out with family and their friends, ask around for peers etc.

Take initiative, offer rides or something else if you've decided you like them; and be sure to tell them that. Compliments get you a looong way.

It isn't as easy as snapping your fingers, but as long as you're hygienic, dress basic and seem like a nice guy people will like you and you can pick who you want to feed your energy to.

Invite them to parties, activities the lot. Tailor to their likings, and ask for preferred activities.

I've never confessed in one of these threads because I'm too scared.

being sexually attracted to sexually attractive females is normal, their age isnt really a factor

Agreed.

Although in western society, sex under 16yo is considered damaging to emotional development.

Are you really comparing Nazis to people who think child rapists and people who want to rape children but “restrain themselves” should die? wew buddy, you need to seek more than just help.

well does she shave at least?
did she spread hear legs or pussy, or was she just standing naked?

>i did anyway
>She got flustered and backed off
i don't follow, so did anything happen besides stripping?

No they're not. You have a severe mental illness.

I'm 20yo, i have never kissed a girl, never had sex, bisexual and into twinks and feminine boys but that didn't go anywhere either...i have a crappy job that is low pay lot of work but its the only thing that keeps me from going fully into depression because its something to concentrate on...keeps me busy
I only truly loved one girl that i met online when i was 15 and became friends...4 years later we broke off because she moved to italy and things just got messy...it was mostly my fault and i think of her every day...when i remember her i get angry at myself...start hitting things involuntarly....wanna die....it hasnt gone away yet....i live a miserable life..i havent concentrated on my studies no more...nothing...i have no friends...im socially inept......i have dreams but they just seem untouchable....and it gets worse everyday...i have a lot of thoughts to just stop everything but i never made any plans for it...its just something im not yet willing to put in motion...what i do want is a plan in case i ever wanna do it...so im buying a gun
knowing that i can just go away and never know consciousness again...having that option right there ready to go...makes me feel like i can go on for a bit longer...until i just dont want to anymore

Confession: Over my last summer break I fucked a guy in my friends bathroom; then went on to have my ass beat by him and a friend. (He was twice my size, but I still wouldn't win if he wasn't.)

I'am hebephilephile - a guy who gets off from other guys jerking off hebe.

Please don’t do it user. Just know that it is all a battle inside your head. You can win the battle, but it will take effort. And the rewards are so worth it. I’m telling you this because I was the same at age 19, except I had never even talked to a girl. No friends. Nothing. I finally started turning things around at the age of 24 and I’m doing so much better. It’s all mental, you can beat it.

How did u do that

you should have jumped off the bridge. the reason you repeat the same cycle is purely psychological. molested usually become molested in order to recreate the same situation where they were not in control to be the one who controls the situation. It is sad really but unfortunately you too stupid to realise that.

I'll take the bait. So since I've witnessed, and heard several of my adult friends tell me about their "sexual" experiences as kids make me a pedo?

Talk with any mother or kindergarten teacher about it and you might get a little reality shift.

There are sexuality books for kids out there from as early as the 80's.

sorry molested usually becomes a molestor

yeah my partner works in kindergarden am I missing something? or you live in some bubble that I am not aware

My cousin has been in three terrorist attacks now the 2016 Nice, 2017 Manchester and 2014 attack on parliament in Canada
I don't know what to tell you but you're alive and that's great.

Your a piece of shit

I have a few lesbian friends who have told me stories about people like you who think they get a pass.

I shit in the lower electrical tunnel. The employee who relieved me at the end of my shift discovered it, reported it, employer thought it was him that did it and fired him when he denied it. I never said a thing and kept my job.

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Most “I’m not like other girls” girls play this up and think they get a pass because they also have a pussy and they all laugh about it. Meanwhile they get red in the face and jump on Twitter saying they were raped if any dude so much as looks at their ass.

Effort. I know exactly how your brain feels towards the idea of doing anything, but you just have to get out there and do it. Go out and meet people. Actively look for jobs. Save money. Work out everyday. They are things that you know you need to do, and well, you gotta do them. Just gotta get it in your head to do it. Because think about it, nothing is physically stopping you from anything. You are. It took me until I reached my lowest point that I realized I had to turn it around. It’s crazy how life is actually not that hard but when you’ve been through shit all your life it can seem that way.

8 or so years ago when i was 17 i worked at an after school care thing for an elementary school. One time on the playground an 8 year old girl that i knew a bit pulled down her pants bent over and asked me to fuck her, Told her to fuck off and stop being dumb. got scared after thinking about it for a while someone might be raping her and told the boss. I got fired for bringing it up. was a christian school. Wont lie my pp was kinda hard when she did it tho...

I only have one question for you user. Since it made your pp hard, how many times have you jerked off to the memory of it?

should've asked if shes ever done it with someone
how close to she was (physically)?

Way the fuck to many times. Always wished i had the balls at the time to follow up and make sure her home life was alright tho. Actually haven't thought about it in a few years until this thread got me thinking about fucked up shit i'd seen.

Yes i should have, being a retarded 17 year old i didnt know what to say in the moment, i just reacted. They also didnt let me back there after i told them so no chance to follow up.

bump

Same buddy it also doesn't help that i'm short as shit (5'4)

i meant. how close she was standing to you?

If she did that, you know what her family life was like.

oh, maybe 2-3 feet

sadly the fucken truth

I went over to my aunt’s house with my parents a few years ago just to kick it, when my loli niece comes out the shower completely naked and walks past the hall across from the living room to her room and shrieks when she realizes that we were sitting in the living room looking at her. In total it was only like 3 seconds, and I feel really guilty for it, but I’ve been masturbating to that memory ever since. I don’t know how I got myself to fap to the memory but once I did I couldn’t stop. The sun was coming in through the window directly in front of her, so it almost made her look like an angel.

I'm addicted to cheating on my girlfriend. Started 2 girlfriends ago. Never been caught and some of my side pieces were aware.

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that's pretty fucking close

how long did she stay like that?
how her pussy looked like?

kys

My brother in law is a full on neck beard autist. My in laws don’t care and think we will support him. Anything happens to them I’m planting cp on his computer and turning him in.

Why feel bad? Sounds hot to me.

Because I don’t consider myself a pedo. I’ve never had sexual thoughts about any young girl before her. And when I think about her, and that memory, it is always a blissful orgasm. It’s taking up too much of my fantasies which is not healthy, I want to spend more time fantasizing about adult women

I've showered with my 9yo niece quite a few times, nothing overtly sexual or physical but I'll admit she is cute as fuck

My confession is wanting to ask you how it feels knowing all those friends are going to die before you?

What do you think about doing with her user?

m/f?

M

Indiana or india you retarded nigger?
And fyi india has nukes too

How does something like this happen? Are you babysitting or something?

Where you cute?

I would never do it and it is just fantasy, but I love fantasizing about feeling and tasting her body all over, and making out. Also anal. At first I felt guilty for even thinking about how pretty she was.

In my early twenties I pretty much raped an ex-gf of mine while she started dated someone new. Then I gave her shit for being a slut.

leap off a bridge you shitstain excuse for a human

HAHAHA

> nothing overtly sexual or physical
like what?

does she make comments on your cock?

If she’s pretty she’s pretty. Did you get a peek at her asshole?

should have left him

I have mommy kink and a lactation kink i'm still in high school and was beat by my birth mother (probably the reason why) and i cant do so much as talk to a girl unless i'm horny otherwise i spazz out and give half insults

Nope, but I did get a glance of that ass and cunny. She’s very comfortable being nude around her family so it can happen that she walks out when there are other people home.

Sucking milk filled titties is the shit user. If you ever get the chance, do it.

Tell us about her flat chest and bubble ass.

I sometimes squeeze my nut into a glass of yoghurt and just drink it
sometimes is slowly but surely turning into pretty much everytime
the bathtub is smelling yucky in the summer and toilet just doesn't feel good so this is pretty much only other option for getting rid of cum and not leaving a ton of waste behind

Essentially yes, she stays with me quite a bit, we go to the public pool/rec center pretty often and we shower together there before we leave

how old is she?

Open locker room? Other guys see her?

Pics

Flat chest with very light nips. Maybe pink. For sure a very nice bubble ass on her. Just saying it’s very well proportioned.
12 now

I don’t know how you’d not get off to that.

also i like to show off my dick for women on omegle

I cheated on 3/3 of my girlfriends and I don't even feel guilty, though I feel I should.

Lit

same here.
flashed 3 cute girls the other day. love it when they flash back or talk dirty.

"Pooping back and forth, forever"
That's an oldie right there

Yep, yet I still feel guilty for it. A mistake that she made pretty much had an entire effect on me. That memory is forever ingrained in my memory, as clear as ever.

Also, she is just pretty as fuck in general. Like so pretty. And her hair is so nice.

>we shower together there
do they even allow it?

i that single parents go "their" locker room regardless of gender of their children, but usually they're at most 6

Right its such a turn on especially since i get no attention for girls irl

Story? Let it off your chest bro

I don't blame you.

oh and you still didn't answer

I know, right.

So, your sexual performance was so bad she thought the only solution was to turn into a dude and fuck you in the ass whilst you're wearing a dress.

I can't decide if your beta-levels exceed your cuck-levels.

They have "Family" locker room also, there are private stalls each with an area to change and a shower. It's just easier and convenient for us than being in separate male/female locker rooms

And youll never get another chance. So use that memory to the fullest. What’s the worst/best fap session you’ve had thinking of her?

Best fap session? Too many to count, but one of the most intense orgasms I can remember was playing of my favorite videos on pornhub on one monitor and looking at pics of my niece that my aunt uploaded on fb on my main monitor. That and a pocket pussy made me cum so hard while looking at her ballet pictures and hearing the rough fucking of the porn on my headphones. Came buckets.

Pics of your queer pussy!!

On a road trip I stopped at a rest stop and a guy came in with his daughter while I was pissing at a urinal. He walked past me and took the one two down but she stopped and watched me pissing. He didn’t pay her any mind so I pretended not to either. She watched the whole time and I took the chance to jerk my dick after rather than shake it. When I was finally finished and half hard I just zipped up and left. Dunno what it did for them but I’ve cum to the possibilities of it ever since.

Squeeze your dick extra hard for it?

Me and you both, I don't do anything about it because of my kids.

why is it so hard too tell what are you two doing there?

Yeah. The amount of semen I’ve spewed for her over time must be incredible, and maybe a little disappointing (to me)

>tissues
>garbage can

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That’s hot af user

Must be over a gallon. And I wish I was kidding, I shoot big loads. In fact I use Facebook to fap more than any other site thanks to her.

Very hot.

This is why you always blow your load in her fucking mouth. It feels better and she can't have mouth babies. Next time be a real bro and blow it in her whore mouth!!