Ask a Marine Cpl anything

Boot

Artillery?

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Nope not artiellery

Everyone in the marine corps these days is a boot

Everyone at my RS was begging to go infantry, willing to wait months extra, I just wanted to be a matine when I joined, I didnt care about mos

Fair enough

Engineer? Aviation? What does ya do for the jew my brother?

How does it feel to be a pawn of United States imperial hegemony? Does it bring you shame that your career does not produce and only destroys?

Question, was being Enlisted your first choice?

Because I'm planning to take AFROTC and join the Officer ranks and I want to know the percentage of how much I'll fail.

Also, how much are you payed?

Well enough to support a four person family?

Another thing, what are the chances of finding love in the military? Have you ever dated someone in the same unit as yourself?

I feel nothing about it, I only care to try to help the Marines under me as best I can, deploy again, and get out in about a year.

O-1 AF pay, BAH changes per zip code

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Yes being enlisted was my first choice

I get payed apporixmiately $900 on the 1st and 15th. Near the beggning of my enlistement I was only making $500 a paycheck (I was giving $100 a month to the mountgomery gi bill)

In the event you get married and start a faimly you will make enough even as a PFC to support them because you will get BAH and a bunch of other shit. It will be tight, but you’ll be able to make it, with promotions being included.

I would not find love with any military woman, and have sworn against them. Find a nice civillian girl you can trust, there arnt many women at my unit, but dating a person at your unit is a big no-go. I wouldnt do it

Would you bang my gf?

One of those two

Have you ever seen a Desert Marpat?

I’m in a commited relationship, so no I would not. Also those thoughts are not becoming of a man. You are disgusted by your own weakness so you fetishize it to gain control of it

I’ve worn it on multiple occasions, once for months on end

Confirmed not a Marine, no Marine would reply like that

You failed, boot. You failed.

How many shmans have you shared a fox hole with?

Thank you for the tips Corporal.
I hope our paths cross one day.
Until then, I hope you don't get blown up by some Sand Niggers.

But you've never seen one?

He is not a grunt. If he was a grunt... eat,fuck,kill....

I’m either not a marine or not a boot. You can’t choose both. Also I am a Marine. I just retained and will retain my morals.

Chances are low, so I wouldnt worry

Never

Shmane?
I’ve been in a two man fighting position more times that I can remember, but never in combat

Who do you support to get Trump out of office?

gf.me/u/tm6fpb

You're a pog ass bitch

I don’t support anyone looking to do it. It sets a horrible precedent

What unit are you with?
Have you deployed?
what do you know about machine guns?

Alright

>voting out a bad President sets a bad precedent

k don't answer then

Are the women contributing as much as the men? Does their generally lower level of strength limit them? Is there any way they are Superior to men in equivalent roles?

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Not gonna say
Yes I’ve deployed
Missfire missfire missfire, wait 5 seconds for hangfire 5-4-3-2-1 immdediately pull the bolt back to the rear, check for feeding and ejecting. If you do not have feeding and ejecting go on to A&D procedures, Assume you have a live round in the weapon and determine if you have a hot or cold barrel

You can’t vote out a president because he is bad. research impeachment

>Are the women contributing as much as the men?
Some female mariens are probably exemplary at their jobs, however I’ve never met one. Usually I dislike most female marines because I know they have not gone through the same stuggles I have, but get more recognition for being a woman in the marines

>Does their generally lower level of strength limit them?
Yes it does, however this is minimized be the fact that command will place them in roles where it won’t be a huge factor
>Is there any way they are Superior to men in equivalent roles?
Not that I have seen

What is your fifth general order Marine?

To quit my post when properly relived
That’s everyones favorite

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

Did you just burn through MCIs to make Cpl inside of three years or did you actually put in some decent time and learn how to not be a shithead NCO?

fuck off to reddiitt

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I actually put in decent time and learned how to not be a shithead NCO.
I saw and still see horrible NCO’s.
Ones that use rank to get out of training or to win arguments.
A lot of Coporals are 21 year olds on power trips, hell a lot of anyone with “authority” is on a power trip in the military.
I don’t think I’m better than my “subordinates” we are all just dudes, dealing with the suck. as long as they listen to me and don’t make asses out of themseleves around our dickhead Sncos, I don’t have a problem with treating them with respect

Just wait until you get a dear john form your gf while Jody and his boys are poundin in her guts. Better return that ring

Favorite crayon color?

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all the jodys, till no guts remain

Who are you talking to?
If OP then I’ll just say I’m not some Pfc or Fresh Lcpl, I’ve seen all that shit already and If I haven’t proposed to anyone in the 3yrs I’ve been in, I think I’ll be fine when I do

can you transact money for sex in multiple languages?

>Getting married right after bootcamp
You stupid and inconsiderate fuck.

Seriously, I hate that you guys always eat the good crayons before the lances get a chance to taste them.

>transact
Just what kind of shithole are you from that you can't learn what 'Trade' or 'Change' is?

What's your 4th general order?

Why do so many Marines have fucking masculinity issues? like fucking seriously I lived with one for years and he was such a fucking bitch.
Also Does that "once a Marine Always a Marine" thing count if the marine in question got the big chicken dinner for doing meth, abandoning his unit to do fuck all and fuck his C.O's Wife and punching said C.O when he got caught?

You mean that thing about not shitting and pissing on the air conditioned restrooms? Otherwise don't really know what you are talking about.

Not OP obviously.

Don't know, don't really care.

I'm not from the US but we have infantry here. They are far more retarded than the 'Muhrine' stereotype.

These stupid fucks are so retarded they sometimes eat crayons for real just for the sake of making fun of US marines... I mean, I like to fuck around but these guys retardness is beyond quantifiable.

enjoy being a slave to aristocracy....

What percentage of the female Marines are down to fuck/sluts?

Roughly 98% of military women are sluts.

The other 2% are officers' exclusive cumbuckets, technically not a sluts since they will only fuck the same dudes.

OP I'm a bitch ass PFC fresh off the Island, I'm headed to ITB at Geiger on Monday, I'm 0300 contract probably gonna make 0311, I shot Expert and have 1st class CFT and PFT, leave flew the fuck by way too fast of course, I have the same last name as a certain camp on Okinawa got alot of shit for it but whatever. I just got married too, any advice? This post of course requires no reply (not with this volume) just wanted to shout-out to you. Good evening, Corporal.

What a faggot

>just got married
Pic related.

You after divorce.

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whats your MOS and where are you?

You seem to have fucked yourself real good. Decided to go infantry, Get stationed overseas, and get married.
Honestly dude I can’t help you. You really did fuck up.
I mean TRY not to get divorced. Stay loyal to your wife, and see if you can get her to movie to japan with you (I think you can’t have dependants at your rank)
Push through the suck, and don’t waste all your motivation early on. Also don’t kiss ass, a good cpl wont give a fuck about a proper greeting, or for you to demeen yourself and suck his dick, a good cpl will want to truly develope you into taking further responsibilities

Yeah right, except for the fact that military is full of stupid fucks.

This guy will have some huge luck to land any good boss.

You must be on duty otherwise there's no way you'd be sober enough to be posting on here.

Why the FUCK have you not joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\CEmErv

FgQ

Who said am sober? Am not even active but fuck my civy life.

Cheers mate!

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