Why is modern America a dog cult?

This time last Thursday I lost my 8 month old Abyssinian kitten Islay suddenly to a cardiac arrest.

Clique but I was pretty close to this animal, she was a very loving friend.

I had messaged my nail tech to say I couldn’t make my appointment the next day because I was pretty upset and obviously I had to deal with organising her collection, cremation, cancelling her pet policy, microchip etc.

When I met with her last night I told her about how super supportive everyone at my work had been by letting me take time off during a busy project to deal with all this, considering it’s a pet etc.

She then told me how when she got my message she was upset for me and told two of the salon girls she works with who are both dog owners what had happened and “wasn’t that sad, especially just a kitten?”

The both just stated at her and we’re both like “it was just a cat...”

She was a bit taken aback. Especially seeing as these were animal lovers who had dogs that they talked about pretty much all day long. Apparently not.

One of the girls went on to expand and say “I mean if I ran a dog over I would literally be heart broken and I would so anything I could to try and save it. But if it was a cat I just wouldn’t care.”

WHAT THE HELL?

Like I accept that not everyone likes animals but the hypocrisy here is astounding. It’s a living thing either way right?

I can’t stand dogs but I would never like to think of any living creature getting hurt and even though I don’t really like them I wouldn’t want it to suffer so I would try to help.

I don’t like children, but if something bad was to happen and I was there I would go out of my way to help another person.

I honestly can’t believe the hypocrisy of some of these doggo people? Like their mutt is more important than other living creatures?

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Idiotic, loud, slavishly devoted to equally stupid people? Americans just relate too well to dogs.

Because cats a for little girls and fags

It always amazes me what /pol/ manages to direct vitriol at
Dogs are the white man's friend, shitskins pushing anti-dog rhetoric should be ignored
>b-but white wome fuck dogs
Women can't be white

How's the acid taste Mohammed?

Cats shit and piss too, the only difference is dog owners pick up after their pet while cat owners let their cats roam around freely to shit and piss on other peoples property.

>when your neighbors dog is too loud so you sit in your room seething

Pardon me what they are more civilized then dogs. they do it in their equivalent of a toilet,a litterbox/tray.

Jews and niggers

yea, like they hold it in until they get home cause they're so considerate and civilized.
get bent.

My cat poops in the toilet and even flushes after itself

i milk my cat,

No white women will breed with me they all keep telling me they already have fur babies

Funny you should mention that. Neighbors dog constantly kept coming to our yard and was casually shitting. I fed him some snacks filled with rat poison. Imbecile neighbors didn't even realize. I comforted them a few days later pretending I was shocked and sad.

i dunno...why does the EU have a muslim cult?

i'll take things that didn't happen for 500, alex

I make so much money off Amazon selling dog toys and accessories

my friends cat actually shits and pisses in the toilet. then it also decides to attack the toilet paper roll so he goes through about 2 rolls a day

What do you have against dogs?

>Dogs are the white man's friend

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The problem with most dogs is that they are untrained pieces of shit. OP's meme is true for dog owners who are kind are gentle with their pets. A dog requires an owner who is the alpha. An owner who is the alpha will have a dog concerned about the alpha, you. If an owner lets their dog run free and live untrained, they become a welcomed parasite who only eats and shits. If the dog is trained, the dog will be the best boy in the world.

>pic related: my dog

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his penis.

Poor dogs

I'm pretty sure this dog worship is a kike thing. Convinces whites not to have children.

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girls who obsess about their dogs are the fucking worse. especially when they get together with their other friends who are obsessed with their dogs. 2 hours of "OMG LOOK HE'S DOING A THING LOOK LOOK OMG LOOK"

that dog looks extremely depressed and abused.

Based

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Why does America have a dog cult?
Kikes.
Why does the EU have a muslim cult?
Kikes.
It's always kikes.

Shes sleepy user. Also she was a rescue so defintely traumatized

If you can't see for yourself, you never will.
Also Allah is a faggot and Muhammad was a fucking pedo. Still hate mongrels.

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Your dog looks utterly depressed, abused and terrified for its life. Always thinking it'll do something wrong. That's a terrible life for any living creature.

>HURR IM A GOOD DOGGO OWNER :D

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Where the fuck can I find a cute, nerdy, loyal, Orthodox Christian girl who doesn't need a dog in her life

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I've already alerted the authorities of this post. You wont be able to abuse any more doggos you sick fuck

Fuck you and your faggot dog.

Totally get it. Cats are shit animals owned by shit people.

Hideous shitbeast

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Cats are literally useless.

Ever heard of a rescue cat? Police Cat? a Hunting Cat? Cadaver Cat? Military Cat?

No.

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What does your dog do for you? You presumably feed and protect it. You exercise and play with it. What does it do for you?

What does your dog do?

my dog killed mice and protected the house from fags like you.

Why are you scared of faggots?
Well you can't even deal with mice in your house so you're either a woman or a sohy drinking homo.

how many mice do you have in your house?

my cat kills mice that come in from the winter, this argument is hilarious when you tally up the amount of times your dog has you its bitch

Zero, because I'm a man and I know how to handle rodents when they come.

Cats act cute for our amusement, that's something.

you cant handle having mice. you little bitch. Stop playing make believe. You fail at life. Grow some balls.

> implying all cats go outside

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...

I agree with this thread. People that make their entire life about their dog or dogs in general are retarded. But I do like dogs, as much as any normal guy and this picture makes me sad. Sting looks old and lonely :(

Retrieves the ducks I shot and my buddy uses a pack of pitbulls to hunt dogz

Conclusion: dogs are cool, doggo faggots arent. Lets all go home now guys

Cats a shit tier pets. Get a gorilla, at least it has a personality

I wouldnt be so sure. My ex told me her step dad would leave out poisoned food for neighborhood cats. There are definitely shit-stains like him in the world. Whether the user you're replying to is one of them IDK, but I wouldn't dismiss it out of hand.

Imagine being such a loser that you can't imagine someone being able to handle mice on their own without a pet.

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There's nothing cool about dogs.

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Koko had a nipple fetish. She sexually assaulted some people.

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My dog did it out of instinct. I didnt ask her to you fuckwad.

Based

Only people have a "person"ality dumbass

Love Mr. Rogers. Who's the nigger?

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Makes me feel important and happy.

Does that involve peanut butter?

My cat has killed three rabbits this year. None of our dogs have ever done that.

No it involves me enjoying the fact that my dog is near.
Happiness is clearly an unfamiliar concept to you.

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I dont mind pets and all that I just find it disgusting when theyre inside the house.

Had an aunt pay thousands for dog therapy and they had that thing running on an underwater treadmill twice a week.

1) That's not a dog, it's a cat/gremlin hybrid.
2) I'm happy I don't live in that stained carpet, junk on the floor, dog smelling shit hole you live in. This makes me happy.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\dSQy3D3
GO GO GO

-gks

Holy shit i want to read to that dog

It's almost like they're animals who want to roam unrestricted.

>can I find a cute, nerdy, loyal, Orthodox Christian girl
Since you live in fantasyland, you can find her in your heaven fantasy. Kill yourself and go be with her.

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Dogs aren't a substitute for children but can provide a valuable lesson when it comes to caring for someone or something. For me personally my dog is something that I can share it's energy with. I wouldn't go out for morming/evening runs if I didn't have a dog to take with me, and I found that I'm generally much more active since I got my puppy.

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>See lost cat poster
>No sympathy
>go home to dog and get lots of love causes she missed me.

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This is mostly true, and I've had dogs for 50 years, although.......... csb time: I had a kelpie for a couple of years. She was the most stand-offish dog I ever had. I received zero affection from her. When I moved into a townhouse I had to sell her. About six months later I finally got around to delivering a usb stick to her new owner with all the photos of her when she was a pup. She was all over me, whimpering and licking and grovelling. She missed me it seemed.

Fite me IRL not online

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Same, that good long boy would be a great ss officer in 7 minutes flat

>Trump, the first president in a century with no dog, explains why: ‘I don’t have any time.'

Dog haters are worthless lying sacks of shit that cant be trusted.

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Not to you theres not, since you're a boring fag.

Sure, do you want to give me your address or should I try to decipher it from your mail on the floor?

Beautiful doggo!

>doesn't have dog
>hE MUsT HatE DoGS

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you know he does. Trump wants all the attention. A dog would just be competition.

Im gonna end up shooting my neighbors cat if it keeps walking all over my cars at night.

Cats are disgusting.
Why do people even get cats?
They only eat, shit and spread toxoplasmosis.
Cats are disgusting

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I bet you were sobbing like a little girl.

That's really pathetic sounding.

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fuck off spic

Pathetic

learn to haiku

Dogs cant miss people
She only identified you as a source of stimulation

Trump is fucking based

only if they're suffering, and then I kill them myself to put them out of their misery cause i'm not a cold heartless person like cat lovers.

>imagine finding nothing but flea bags interesting

holy shit you were actually sobbing lmao

dogs are all over front page of reddit, animals in general.

There is a reason why evil people have cats.

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>haiku

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Um my dogs got out at least a few times and came back so obviously you aren't giving your dog enough respect or feeding them right. Because most kibble contains the scraps not suitable for human consumption. You are paying ultra $$$$ for fuckign beaks, testicles, and tumor meat. Not to mention brains, hooves and eyeballs. Low quality trash.

Try feeding your dog ACTUAL meat. From the supermarket.

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testing ETfF

You can have integrity and empathy without crying like a little faggot.

>believing dogs care about their food quality or can even tell

You don't know the meaning of integrity and empathy. You're a cold heartless bastard.

Bird masterrace.

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Now there's a needy species.

You're trying to be overly masculine on a Jap's money hemorrhage of a website that primarily peddles in trap porn and the word nigger. Congratulations.

get the flock out of here

Needful indeed

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Maybe thats why your prisoner dog runs away while mine come back. Maybe you should eat ramen the rest of your life. That's exactly what the rich think of you, the poor.

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No

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I don't want to keep the annoying ass, wildly disappointing, shit factory offspring of dinosaurs in my house. They're bad enough outside

Just wait until it starts self harming itself like some emo kid cause you didn't say hello to it.

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>WAAAH HE DOESNT WANNA OWN A SHIT BEAST
If you don't let a family of niggers live in your home rent free without taking care of themselves, you're heartless.

>now if you'll excuse me I need to throw red paint on someone's fur coat and say sheep shearing is cruel

You're a champion for the cause user.

It's overly masculine not to cry over a dead mouse? Holy shit you're pathetic

Dogs make more meaningful contributions to society than niggers so bad comparison on your part.

im just explaining common sense

yeah

It's overly masculine to try to berate someone for it yes. It makes you look wildly insecure and kinda just like a big ol'stinky cunt

Bullshit.

If you're crying over a dead mouse, you have problems. This whole "wahhh don't bully or shame people" society has turned this generation into a bunch of weirdo faggots.

You're attacking me because i have sympathy for animals. Yea, you're a real winner.

Alot of people have problems m8
Being attached to a pet doesn't seem like one thats too weird but I guess if you're a sociopath it might be.

A dog can hold down a job.

Trips of truth strikes again

Nice goalpost shifting. If you're crying that a feral mouse in your house died, you're a child or a woman mentally.

Do you cry when flies die in your window?

>You need to cry your eyes out to have sympathy
>There's no solemn respect for the dead and injured
This is what happens when boys are raised by single mothers and absent fathers.

do you also cry when roaches, scorpions, centipedes, and moths die or do you only show empathy to things with fur that you've been societally conditioned to personify?

Look. It seems like you know you're a cunt and you're owning that so I mean do you. But this shit is why you probably don't have much of a social circle. This inability to empathize with animals and people is a little concerning if I can be frank with you.

I never said you needed to now did I silly? I have said it's kinda silly some cunt is being so salty some guy cried over his mouse dying.

Men for decades cried only when they had to put their dogs and horses down themselves
No men cried when a MOUSE walked into their house and DIED
That's fucking pathetic

It wasn't HIS mouse dying or I'd understand. It was a feral mouse.

Not died, suffering in excruciating pain. Yea, i'll put it out of its misery and feel bad about it. So what?

Stop trying to act like you're manly by being a cold heartless bastard. You're feeble minded. Toxoplasmosis has gone to your brain.

>do you only feel things when something you're attached to dies

Nah I've felt bad for other people when they've lost pets. Felt bad when I saw a crocodile eat a duckling once. These aren't unusual things. You may want to act like they are but I'm he normal one here kek

Just keep it entertained, toys, interaction. Get bird a mate.
All pets are shit factories.

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B-but mice have little whisklers! And pink nosiewosies!
I'm a man damnit!!!!!

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>Yea, i'll put it out of its misery and feel bad about it. So what?
That's 100% fine and human.
It's womanly to then cry about it.

No. Was it really? Shit. Kek

Did you cry when you saw the crocodile eat?

yea i sure do, i even have funerals for them. I make little headstones out of toothpicks. I'll find little clover flowers and lay them down on their timy little plots and say a prayer. its really a beautiful jesture.

The pussy is defending his CRYING OVER A WILD MOUSE THAT WALKED INTO HIS HOUSE.

testing aaxH

>Nah I've felt bad for other people when they've lost pets.
well yeah, that's normal.
but sympathy for pests? fuck that
pretty dope you saw a crocodile eat something though, I've never seen that

YOU
CAN
FEEL
SYMPATHY
FOR
SOMETHING
EVEN
A
WILD
ANIMAL
WITHOUT
CRYING
OVER
IT

I never said anything about sobbing and crying about it. You did. I assumed you were being figurative and not an autistic fag. I guess i was wrong.

I've only ever cried over two things.
The death of a pet (family cat and family dog - even if I don't care much for dogs) and interpersonal human relationships.

Crying that a rat crawled into my house and died would had never crossed my mind before reading the women here on Yea Forums.

>men only ever cried in these cliche circumstances

You're an odd person. Deeply attached to an idea that for some reason men aren't allowed to feel anything but stoicism. We really are. We can be sad. It's okay. It really is. If someone told you it's not I'm deeply sorry but it is.

>t. got shitted by a seagull.

>I bet you were sobbing like a little girl.
only if they're suffering, and then I kill them myself to put them out of their misery cause i'm not a cold heartless person like cat lovers.
>holy shit you were actually sobbing lmao
>There is a reason why evil people have cats.
>o-o-oh I-I didn't realize you m-meant actually c-crying like w-with w-water I-I-in my eyes. N-no, I-I've never heard of … w-water in the eyes b-before...

CRYING
OVER
A
FERAL
MOUSE
YOU
NEVER
MET

I shed a single masculine tear before I went out with my bowie knife to get new boots.

sure you can feel it, but what you're supposed to do is repress it all your life so you become a ball of anger and hatred, jaded and distant from the world.
come on dude, we all know this

You sound like a feminist. Stop trying to feminize our boys. You can cry but don't tell boys to cry over EVERY LITTLE THING.

It's okay to be sad dude. Wanna hug it out?

My cat brought in a mouse head from outside.

Is it bad that I didn't cry?

I bet komodo dragon would make for some sick ass boots

You can be sad without crying.
Crying should be reserved for serious situations (unless you're a woman on your period or a child or scraped their knee).

see how evil you are. Evil trips.

Yea i didnt bring up sobbing, you did. Obviously you were just being a fag, so i played into it. But then you went full autistic and took it seriously. Dude, youre an idiot.

Are you really so afraid of your emotions? No one said to cry over everything. Alot of people seem to be implying to never cry at all though.

Crying over dead mouse.
Kek.

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>Hurr I was just pretending to be retarded
Nice save, lady.

How is it being afraid to show emotions because I don't cry whenever I see a dead mouse.

>crying is uber serious emotion
>only for big things
It's okay to cry user. I promise it is. If someone says it isn't then beat their ass if you need to feel strong but dude it's okay.

How often do you cry on a yearly basis?

why do you want men to cry so much?

Dude I was raised by pussy parents who think feminizing (read; emotionalizing) your kids is a great thing and I cry like once every two year tops

I cry after I masturbate to women prettier than I'll ever be

No, i was giving benefit of the doubt you weren't being autistic and took it as a figurative faggy way of saying i felt bad for the mouse. Which i did. I genuinely felt bad for the mouse and It bugged me that I had to kill it to put it out of its misery.

Forget the damn mouse for five seconds. You think it's feminist to cry or to tell people it's okay to be sad. This is why we have such a huge problem with suicide. You people never let shit out

OMG YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A MAN WHY AREN'T YOU CRYING YOUR EYES OUT YOU SEEM LIKE A PSYCHOPATH

People are offing themselves because they're told to let emotions take over.

>suicide is because people are emotionless
>the rise in suicide TOTALLY isn't correlated with when the whole 'show your feelings, men' shit started

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Yes, show your feelings goy. You don't want to an hero do you?

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I want people to learn to stop hurting themselves cause they bottle every damn thing up. I want people to be more open about who they are, who they wanna be. And you have every right to call dumb blacks niggers and trannies mentally ill but at least fucking have a conversation. Stop yelling like it makes your point stronger or more correct. Even if it is a correct point, talk about it. Pretend the other person is human for a fraction of a second.

Im not a part of that conversation you're having with other anons. Learn to categorize.

Can you show evidence of that claim?

no, the correlation is in the fact that the mental health field is not properly equipped to handle men (because emotions have traditionally been a womans thing) men are treated like defective women and often mistreated, thus the rise in suicides.
men should, however, express more emotion and handle our shit - even if thats just hanging with the bros or building a boat or whatever, you can't just destroy your liver or your lungs as a form of therapy.

Common sense.
Being over the age of 40.

>There's two options.
>Cry daily or drink yourself to death.

Not everything is a Jewish conspiracy. Some people actually want a conversation

So you can't show evidence of what you're saying? Then don't reply. ;)

Where's your evidence?

>"I have opinion."
>"I disagree."
>"Do you have evidence? I don't but it's on you buddy."

I haven't posted anything that requires it? I'm not making outlandish claims. I just want people to feel better.

>PROVE TO ME THAT SUICIDE ISNT CAUSED BY BLANK
Prove to me that the sun isn't really a color we can't even see.

Hey. New guy. The green text is the quote. You don't need quotations. Just a friendly tip.

You said suicide is caused by men not crying.
Back it up buddy.

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/j.1468-2850.1995.tb00036.x

I ask both my mom and dad if they'd cry (im an adult) if a mouse died in their house and they said fuck no

apa.org/monitor/2019/03/trends-suicide

It's reasonable to assume that the rise is in part due to a stigma around men receiving help for mental health

google.com/amp/s/www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/talking-about-men/201702/mens-mental-health-silent-crisis?amp

Men also seem to have a higher suicide rate at the moment. So I mean. I'm not going out of left field to assume that part of the rise in suicide is due to a lack of men seeking mental health cause they have to be so big and stronk

>Authors; James J. Gross, Ricardo F. Muñoz
>Gross is a surname of German, Prussian, and (((Yiddish))) origin.
Nice try.

That's old as fuck.

Why the FUCK have you not joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\CEmErv

JIK

Men haven't been men for decades now. Men of 2019 are sissified homos who are told to cry about everything and express every little feeling. How do you explain that?

bbc.com/future/story/20190313-why-more-men-kill-themselves-than-women

>Risk factors

>One key element is communication. It’s too simplistic to say women are willing to share their problems and men tend to bottle them up. But it is true that, for generations, many societies have encouraged men to be “strong” and not admit they’re struggling.

Men and women try to commit suicide at equal rates. Women just suck at it.

>I'll dun tell ya what men are pussies now adays

You're an idiot. I'm sure you think you're a big tough son of a bitch but you look like a fuckin goon and a fool

>Where's your evidence?
Shows Evidence
>I dont like that evidence, show me evidence

Fucking ankle biter

yeah, women attempt like 50% more, but we're just better at finishing the job the first time

You make it sound like that's something to be proud of. These are people killing themselves you cunt.

Other men aren't the reason for men not being able to show emotions. Ever try showing your emotions to a romantic partner? 9 times out of 10, women leave the moment a man opens himself up emotionally. It's because naturally a woman senses weakness and from there on out you are a woman in her eyes - albeit a hairy one.

Men have to be strong for women.
Women have to be strong for children.

You're denying nature if you think otherwise, but that's popular in our modern society.

Someone hurt you and now you think that's the norm is what I got from your post. Try maybe looking for someone better.

Don't send a woman to do a man's job.

Though realistically, women 'attempt' suicide for attention because they feel like they aren't maximizing the amount of affection and things they could be receiving from others. Most men aren't attention seeking faggots, so when they attempt it they mean business.

Have you ever talked to another man before? You know, an actual man. Not a coffee drinking faggot.

You like to think you are one I'm sure. You're a boy with a broken heart living in his echo chamber. Try a little. You'll find a woman who cares and loves you enough to not run when you show her your own aches.

yeah, iirc women were far more likely to attempt with acts like prescription overdose and bloodletting, sometimes falls, whereas men attempted more with firearms, hanging, falls, and co2 poisoning, and as such were more likely to kill themselves.

Already married with kids buddy.

I'm sure. That's why you talk like a wounded 14 year old? Please. Kek

if my neighbor's dog barks that often without the owner intervening then im gonna shoot it
the owners are often worse than the dogs themselves

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It feels nice having a life that faggots like you think is an unattainable goal.

You could alternatively. Call maybe the police or animal control about a noise disturbance. Not 911, dial the police. Their phone number. If you kill that dog you will regret it in county jail. Kek

Oh my goodness I much have touched a nerve. So tell me. What was her name and how many years were you together? Was it even a year or did you spill your guts to your junior high crush after a second date? I have to know.

if you shoot my dog I'll shoot you

If that were true, she would not have reacted to me differently after the 6 month absence.

I would also advise you to call the police if someone kills your dog. Murder gets a longer sentence and juries don't let ya off cause it's retaliatory. Tough guy. Kek

Kek. You'll find a wife too someday if you lower your standards enough.

cop didn't see it? i didn't do it

>t. retard owner that can't take care of basic needs

>maybe one day you can be like me

Why would I want to be in a relationship where I can't be open about how I feel with my partner? That sounds horribly one sided and doomed to failure. Then again we are talking about your fake wife so I'm sure it'll work out just fine for you.

That's not how a criminal investigation works and you know that.

Why the FUCK have you not joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\CEmErv

YJE

Cats bury their shit though, retard. You never see cat shit

Your wife is a wife, not a therapist.

Had a neighbor trying to poison my dog who lived above me in my apartment complex. Thankfully she was a fucking moron and was using some generic vitamin pills and they were passing through undigested and we found them. I set up a hidden camera and caught her tossing down bread with the pills and pressed charges for animal cruelty. She got charged with cruelty to animals and was charged 500 bucks fine. She stopped trying to kill my dog, though, and when we moved out I fucked her car up real nice.

Point being people do this shit. They're horrible.

>In the pictures, Sting appears to be really disappointed that no one attended the event. It's heartbreaking, to say the least!

>As Mueller witnessed how brokenhearted Sting was, he decided to post the story on his Facebook.

>Not surprisingly, Sting's story gained some major attention on the social media site and went viral. There was a large outreach from people showing their support and love to Sting and some even wanted to travel to Minnesota to have Sting sit with them while they read! Mueller was shocked by the feedback and support his post received, "I guess these days nothing surprises me with the internet. But the amount and with responses worldwide is a bit astounding."

>The best part about it all? Sting's sessions are now completely booked with children eager to read to him!

Awe, Sting ended up a happy doggo!

Meanwhile the county pound kills hundreds of faggot cats every day.

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>me wife only for stimulating me dick and feeding me children

Don't come posting in two months how much you miss the kids. Kek.

Would fuck that

assuming, good sir user, that i would have the foresight in this situation to cover any and all traces of evidence pointing in my direction, or better yet pointing towards outside intervention of any sort, i and most others would get off with no skin off our noses. you just have to know how to erase your presence.

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Oral sex is degenerate and for faggots. I work and she takes care of the house and kids. It's modern marriages that try to treat both as equals that fail. Why do you think 50% of marriages end in divorce now? There was nearly no divorce a hundred years ago.

This sounds like an affair waiting to happen.

>hes so sensitive and he talks to me

Kek

what, you're supposed to go to your wife and tell her about how you feel that as a man you've been put in a box where you must work yourself to death to provide while society collapses around you, trying to destroy your traditions and corrupt your children?
and then what, kiss her and say you'll cook tonight?

>men can be sad too
>being total nigger faggit in Yea Forums
Do us all the pleasure and an hero on livestream

A single mouse is far more of a pest than a cat. Mice shit everywhere. Cats clean up after themselves or you can even train them to use the toilet.
also toxoplasma gondii

Dog owners are everywhere, and most of them abuse their animal without realizing it.
It's fucking barbaric.

Women don't cheat because of feelings. They cheat because their men express theirs.

>oral sex in degenerate and for faggots

Good God you're hilarious. There was no divorce a hundred years ago cause you could beat the shit out of your wife if you wanted to kek. I'm sure you want lovingly for those days. Marriage fails for a variety of reasons cumstain. As you'll come to learn I'm sure. Kek. When your digital waifu is deleted accidentally I mean.

Yes?

You realize you're just bumping up my ego for acting like having a wife is some fucking dream achievement right?

Her next partner will be as burnt as the effortless dinners she cooks for you in your loveless relationship kek.

Crying over a disgusting rabid disease carrying rodent?
Men expressing feelings?

Who hurt you user? Did daddy cum in your ass again

That's not what I'm doing at all. I'm mocking that you think I'm gonna buy you have one. I know you're dense and explaining the joke kinda ruins it but I figured you should be brought up to speed.

Satan is fag?

Yes. Daddy loves my tight asshole.

This lmfao. So much s0yb0y cat lover cope ITT

>I'm mocking that you think I'm gonna buy you have one.
And that's why I'm so hard. Keep telling me how I don't have a wife and kids. Come on.

>it makes me hard to know people don't believe what I say

I mean do you but that's an oddly specific fetish.

I'll abuse you, you fat sack of shit

One person doesn't believe you. I personally think you're a cuck in the making. I don't think you're gonna get anywhere tonight buddy.

Here is a rectal toy for you both.

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Doggo is way more fun than people.

Why the FUCK have you not joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\CEmErv

sCf

Is this the new, while you were getting girls I was studying the blade?

Kek who the fuck are you talking to. You fuckin loser. You can't even link them. Kek

Chloroform the dog and shovel dog it in the middle of nowhere, record it and post it, make sure to nut in its mouth

>openly gay
We really do live in sad time, get back in the cellar you filthy gook

I remember being 16

Because im fucking lost in their chat.

>you
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The joke.

?????

>I'm so mad I can't click straight

Oh lawd

>802931932

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Lawdhavemercy

Why is moder India a slave cult?

It's a poo cult.

Because the cat cult truly runs things, the dogs are just a distraction.

Bruh sting looks like a fucking faggot

One country has 50% of the entire world's slave population. 20 million slaves, more than America had over the course of its entire history.

Posting ur dog was such a mistake lol

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\dSQy3D3
GO GO GO

-0si

I like training hunting dogs, it’s really fun. Untrained dogs with shitty owners really piss me off.

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More than America if you ignore all of the child slaves in America right now sure.

Why is it bloody?

Because dogs are best animals. We could learn a lot from dogs. They are noble, loyal, loving creatures. They make our lives better just from being around us. How do you not like dogs? What kind of fucking monster are you?!

I don't want to ignore any slaves. Please elaborate.

Sit down and think about why you're so defensive of someone not liking dogs.
Think about it for a hard long while.
Why are you so mad?

Child slavery is common in America and is for the most part ignored by law enforcement because many of their customers are in high places.

Good boi

i guess it could be

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>Because dogs are best animals.
I didn't know this is a dog.

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bc sometimes they're retarded like us

>boi
Imagine being this reddit

I can't say your wrong (because undocumented cases do go undocumented) but there have only been 2 thousand cases in the last 5 years, and while that is deplorable it doesn't compare to the tens of millions currently in bondage.

One American child's freedom is worth the entirety of India.

If race or sex have anything to do with your opinion then 40% of all India's slaves are white women. That's 40% of 20 million.

Citation needed

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What do you need the citation for? White slavery in India or the number of slaves in India

White slavery

Greyhounds are very docile dogs that don't shed a lot due to them having very thin hair. They are very chill dogs and don't ever really do anything. They love to play and that's about it. Not over bearing or anything. People say cats are usually stand offish but greyhounds are so chill it's pretty wild

T. A guy who grew up in a racing kennel with hundreds of dogs.

So if your around a dying greyhound racing place go adopt one.

I'm looking for anything that pertains to race but I can't find it. I did read 40% of slaves are white but I can't find it now. If anyone could correct me I would appreciate it.