Women just want a guy who has his shit together

>Women just want a guy who has his shit together.

The guy on the left stays home all day, lives with his mom, unemployed, showers once a week, dropout, smokes weed, plays video games, thinks about suicide constantly, refers to women as bitches, uses negro slang, doesn't have a car, thinks reading is gay, never won a fight in his life but talks mad shit, has a 4 inch dick, has erectile dysfunction due to drugs, has fucked up fetishes like rape/foot/stepmom/teen, would run away if he got a girl pregnant, and has no real hobbies besides playing Call of duty and smoking pot.

The guy on the right graduated from college, has a 6 figure income, lifts weights 5 times a week, plays sports, showers 2 times a day, uses proper English when he texts, knows MMA and Brazilian jiu-jitsu but doesn't brag about it, doesn't refer to women as bitches, owns a car, has an 8 inch dick, has his own house, knows how to perform cunnilingus and make females orgasm, is open to having kids, doesn't use drugs (he might moderately drink alcohol at social events).

Who do you think girls are gonna choose? The guy on the left every single time because face is everything. Even the MILFs would choose him. If the right manages to find a girlfriend she's cheating on him with the guy on the left and she's only with him for his money.

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This is all horseshit user. Only teen girls would choose the weed fag because they arent worried about being taken care of. After the age of 19 women start listening to their primal instincts and want a man who can provide for them. The nigga on the right looks like the manliest motherfucker ive seen. Any woman would leave their lanky bfs after seeing mr right square up against their soy boy. Its all about the test.

The dude on the right looks like he was listening to people on threads like this lol

>showers once a week
That musk has ladies wetter than Mr Oldspice over there.

Society wouldn't let left fail. Right would have to fight tooth and nail for a $40k job

sorry op...nobody is hooking up with a pindick soy boy. hes a classic beta bottom.

Gayfag here. I’d take the guy on the left.

I can me the guy on the left shower but I can’t make the guy on the right less of a smug conceited cunt with an ugly fucking face.

the guy on the right looks like a fucking dork. its not about the dick size user is the coollness and women dig that sit. look how the guy on the right is like having a 10inch dildo up his ass. the guy on the left maybe just put it back in the drawer but he looks more relaxed so generally more confident.

SquadW

Fags are pedos. Gtfo pedo.

dont be rude

Femanon here.
Guy on the left is very cute, but the smoking is a complete turnoff. Yuck.
Not gonna lie tho, I’d hit it if I was drunk.
Guy on the right is ok looking, but too big for my tastes. The chain is tacky. The glasses don’t do anything for him.
Both need to smile, and no bullshit - personality really could make a difference either way.

Go *actually* be as big as the the guy on the right, wear tight clothes and walk into any bar on saturday night past 9 pm.

>i'd hit it if i was drunk
seriously kys why the excuse to be a whore?

No of course im going to be rude to a fucking pedo. Fuck off pedo enabler.

HAHAHA

Does anyone else see Raiden and Senator Armstrong?

Once the woman grows up they realize they Fucked up and picked a loser. When young they are stupid.

>what is personal preference
lmao u blind little virgin boy

did your cave got explored at a young age maybe????? why you are afraid of the homo??

Guy on the right needs a nice haircut, contact lenses and designer clothes. Leftie wouldn't stand a chance.

left is a well taken pic, meant to show off groomed facial hair (to hide face) and professionally styled hair. probly 50 pictures were taken that one is whats shown. modeling is not reality, very very few people actually have uncanny faces

Who wants a woman who is 20+ years old ?
Also the guy on the right is the "best friend" type, you go out with him to feel secure but never OH MY neveeeer would a girl suck his dick. Imagine that face looking at you while doing the bj kek

funny because im the guy on the left but my dicks 8 inch

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that and the right has hte typcial rapist and mass murderer background.

and i forgot looks and most likely attitude

No i didnt. I hate homos because they want to sexualize children. Fucking scum pedos.

Incorrect, both would be attractive from the off because muscular/ good looking.

After that it depends which one conducts themselves with more attitude/ confidence.

>The guy on the left
>plays video games
>has fucked up fetishes like rape/foot/stepmom/teen

I'd take the guy on the left. We can share in our mutual degenerate taste and play vidya all the time, sounds good to me.

glasses from this decade and a different haircut
goes along way

another one of these threads

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I think some girls will choose left and some will choose right and the grand majority would choose neither...
And I think it would come more down to social chemistry than your stupid checklist.

This has been another edition of "reality for incels"

>personality really could make a difference either way
>unless you wear removable jewelry and glasses

bet you're a land whale who massively overrates themselves