ITT we discuss what star trek females would be like in bed.
I think Ro Laren and Major Kira would be the most wild because they need to release all that energy from trying to be so assertive all the time.
I think Troi wouldn't appreciate it and just lie there wanting you to do all the work because she can have anybody.
PS I wouldn't fuck anyone that could read my mind
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I think you should go outside and talk to a real girl. A real HUMAN girl. Try to maintain eye contact this time
Naaah, that's boring. Too busy watching ds9
Loli Ro Laren - for ... scientific purposes.
She'd be highly efficient at it.
Noice
prime. deanna. titty.
Ofcourse best tiddy, but best in bed?
ya hands down
I'd go up to that girl Data's daughter LOL and belike LOL can I get up in that vagina LOL and she won't know if I was joking or if I said her name twice
Expects you to perform in the most efficient manner possible to complete the task and hand holding during scheduled times.
There is only one logical choice.
Would make a good dominatrix
>punches you in back of head
>rapes your unconscious body
>leaves
T'pol is a gigantic slut, even in the canon show. She's likely the kinkiest bitch in the series, maybe next to someone like Ro.
What makeup artists came up with this hideous mask? Probably crazy in bed though but you'd need the light off
Jadzia’s where’s it’s at. She has over a lot of experience, and kinky enough to fuck a klingon. Even when it means minor injuries
I've always wanted to bang Dax. She's got some big tiddies
Still don't know if you would call sex with her a threesome
This guy gets it
OP here
Anybody man enough to fuck borg queen?
I'm not but would pay to see porno of what really happened between her and data
Tasha Yar would get blacked and die
Kira always
I lolled
:-D
I want them to beat me up and rape me.
Ezri is better than Jadzia. Fight me.
Guinan puts on fake eyebrows when lovemaking
She would do the Vulcan cock ring grip and keep you hard for hours.
Paris must be a fucking masochist
Explains why he likes prison so much...
Ensign Robin Lefler, she is a nasty woman.
Since Vulcans mate only once every seven years, I imagine male Vulcans knot inside the females and pump them full of cum for hours on end. You'll have to work hard to not be a disappointment.
Everyone agrees because you are correct.
You'd have to be to fuck Wesley.
Somefag post the .gif of troi and crusher doing yoga in leotards
she screams "shut up wesley! when she cums
>grows up to be a stone-cold fox
>only likes holograms and borg boys
life is suffering
Here's one
hummmmm, the sluty lesbian one.
Anyone mind a little scifi crossover?
Can make her cum just by pressing spot on vertebrae.
but the biting tho...
Yes no maybe so?
moar crossover
Don't mind if I do
I want Bad Uhura to slap me around
20 yrs. ago
fuck ya!
nao, sure but I might bust her hip
nice tities and feet, many faps
She was ultra sexy running round in that skin tight number a bitchy attitude
Lesbians. in. space.
She is all kinds of thicc. Some duct tape over mouth would be needed though
This absolute MILF widow is probably a freak
can't i just fuck Q? he probably doesn't even need to be in the room.
But could you satisfy her better than Picard?
>rape gangs
Freeze pedophile scum you're getting 3 years in brig for that
Doesn't matter, she's getting cucked by Vash anyway.
Unless it's on the holodeck, because anything goes there.
her pussy would accidentally snap your cock in half when she orgasms
Oh I'd love to find out for sure. Get her riled up and just let her ride the fuck out of me on one of her sickbay beds...
He wishes
yee but if you had a relationship with Troi, and she was into it, wouldn't that be pretty good? No communication required. Commander Riker, you dog.
She'd be demanding, but would probably climax like a demon
A black shuttle from Section 31 will be docking with your ship momentarily. Do not resist.
Every day and twice on Sundays
>on the holodeck, because anything goes there.
FUTA
Nah. Riker is all about that concent. He doesn't need the holodeck.
"Mourn wanted you to have EVERYTHING that was ever his"
>Mourn
sloppy seconds. not sure if want
She gives great oo-mox.
Leeta from DS9 always struck me as quite the slut (and pedo). She was willing to date Jake when he was decidedly underage and she was a grown ass woman, and she ultimately ended up with Rom.
A relationship would be pretty sweet but the run op to it would be scary imo
>ctrl+f rek
>startrek
>clicks
So the implication was that those dabo girls for sell, right?
If u got the gold pressed latinum
Sure!
android sex is the best sex.
During the Cardassian Occupation yes, once the Federation took over that didn't fly anymore.
Remember: do not fist robot girls
Imagine this sweet 3yo pussy
Reminder that Janeway openly fantasized about being a submissive
not sure if pedo or not
Jadzia, though, has been around the block more than a few times. If you don't think Dax, after Curzon, wasn't interested in getting to experience the other side of the orgy/train, then you're delusional. Jadzia was a full blown whore and you know it. The only crew members she wasn't banging on the regular were Benjamin (because too much history) and Julian (because awkward try hard).
Brings new meaning to legal loli.
The funny part is that Julian was a manslut who fucked half the female population of the station.
The perfect sex race. Almost all women. Grows up in an instant. Can only get pregnant once. Dies before gets too old.
I would love to buy this one
milf, should get discount
Selar.
Am I the only one who wants to strangle Keiko to death while I'm hate fucking her?
Janeway was an irrepressible slut. She was hosting orgies on the holodeck weekly. All that time stuck on Voyager with such a relatively small crew? There was alllllllllllllll the sex going on and she was the epicenter of the thottery.
yes, you are, you sick fuck
Fucking luld
there was absolutely nothing good about that character.
>checked
She did show that, even in the future, Asian women prefer White men to Asian men.
lul
want a sweet Andorian girl,
Only Irish though :/
"Kiss? What is 'kiss'?"
Forgot pic
Beverly was wild. She'd drain your balls dry in an instant for the semen sample. That single MILF ass was bent over the med bed with such regularity that it was her default position on the Enterprise-D(!).
Sometimes i think she's sexy other times her face bugs me
will not see her face if fucking doggy style. she had a very nice ass
She was running around nude on screen with Bo Derek at 15 in Bolero.
They should have followed the prime directive and let them kill him per their laws.
Now he gets to run around telling bitches he has a death sentence on his head.
Elaan of Troius. Probably humps like a savage
Showed a great body when she did Data.
Now, does fucking Data count as sex or is it just masturbation?
Kamala is the only true answer
Sex. He's sentient isn't he?
> (OP)
>I think you should go outside and talk to a real girl. A real HUMAN girl. Try to maintain eye contact this time
Many of your so-called real human girls live in a fantasy world
I do think all TOS woman would actually
still can't get laid.
Not sure they could put this on TV today. She'd be sweet and quiet.
She can be anyone you want her to be.
is it bad I've fapped to that?
This with the Trill parasite inside.
Why are female ST security guards so fucking hot?
is it just me or does Vash look like a meth head?
She seems pretty mellow to me. Nice body.
Doctor's Orders
She is not Feklar!
hngg
Reminder that she's Lyta.
I had a pre-teen boner to her
I thought she looked familiar. She looks kind of scary in a few other cameos though.
Wtf is that thing in the middle? Is that the beast from beauty and the beast?
I just realized one of those Ferengis is Miller from Repo Man.
Check'ed and agree
>ne that could re
I always thought Crusher was hotter than Troi.
Yep and Nikki Cox was also the girl the T-1000 talked to in Terminator 2!!!FACT!!!
True
Remember that time Dukat called Kira to tell her he fucked her mom? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Faggot
>Remember: do not fist robot girls
I regret nothing!!!FACT!!!
testing JQrZ
She'll look like this by 6. lol. Sad but true, this star trek actress got arrested for exposing herself to children in 2017.... or something, I don't fuckin know. I just know it sounded trashy as fuck. Sad, she was really cute. She must have had a fucked up life.
>hngg
Check out the armadillo!
Troi can't read minds, just emorions.
Lost her mind.
That episode totally gave me some fap fantasies.
>Reminder that she's Lyta.
Patricia Tallman was also in the 1990 Night of the Living Dead remake and is mostly known as a stunt person (Jurassic Park, Army of Darkness, Austin Powers etc...)!!!FACT!!!
Honestly..... you might be right. Sorry, women, but fuck you. Women really have become severely bitchy and entitled and just ridiculous to deal with. Some people hate women because they say they're sluts or whatever. Me.... I just realized that women really don't give a flying fuck about men. So I'm kind of leaning toward not giving a fuck about them lately. I feel like women are actually contemptuous of men's natural desires for women. I'm like, you know what.... fuck you.
pls stop
I can't be the only one....
Yep. She kicked serious ass in that remake too.
A stunt person in bed sounds ultimate.
She had big titties
Dax was a guy previously so that's a devil's 3some
testing frfN
There’s only one girl I’d want to fuck...
true but she was the "resident asian" cutie for sure
Iggy would have made a better Ferengi. Wasted op.
SPROINGGG
I totally sported wood at KD. She was a beautiful child.
Well then why didn't they make an episode like that, where's she's possessed by sex hormones she was working on in the lab?
Instead she's constantly possessed by bitch hormones.
They did
U must've missed it
Jesus fuck, where was THIS Keiko in the show?!?
Also, obligatory "miiiiiles"
If she wasn't such a bitch the Chief would have never gotten to explore his latent homosexuality with Julian.
They totally should have brought her back for that.
testing vHCm
faggot
I remember faping to a cinemax / showtime porn like that growing up. Lab workers are studying some space plant and it shoots spores out at them, making them immediately start fucking.
Smooth, Slim, Sexy Julian.
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Damn it.
c-c-c-c-camel toe
Dax is the only answer.
Fuck, I just remembered, IRL Dax married Gene Roddenberry nerdy son. wtf she’s an even bigger trek nerd than any of us now.
Rollin for 85!!!
66 every time
hnnnnggg
You'd think she could have gotten some pull to keep her on the show through Season 7.
Remember, Gene Roddenberry was a serious badass.
The best and only one
Utterly beautiful. And her voice is chilling.
cmon baby
While true, this is... true.
Wat, did Jadzia croak? I don’t remember her dying.
Ocampans do not age well.
Yeah, Dukat killed her at the end of the second to last season.
Oh I remember her. I will be 95 years old on my deathbed and still remember her.
we derailed from the OP request
I want regular sex from her - I wonder hmm?
challenge accepted
While on this subject, Adrianne Palicki is crazy sexy in that show. Too bad the uniform shows nothing of her figure.
Nooo wayyy. After all that BS season after season showing adulation being a terrible asshole an$ then redeeming himself w his daughter and shyeit? They burned him anyway, by having him smoke Jadzia? There’s gotta be no coming back for his character after that.
she might be almost 60 but id sink into that yellow pussy any day.
Please be kind
Cardassian women are notably hot as fuck.
Just me then?
Dumb bimbo left Next Gen before it became great. Hate fucks only.
> (OP)
>I think you should go outside and talk to a real girl. A real HUMAN girl. Try to maintain eye contact this time
Fuck you you faggot motherfuking white night shit brain fucker. You probably lick the diseased stinking disgusting shit caked ass holes of fucking prison cell inmates. If I want to jack off to the fucking Star trek science fiction space babes it's none of your fucking business and don't tell me how whether or not I should fucking do such a thing. You probably a fucking jack off yourself you faggot.
Asshole.
Oh one more thing, your mother stinks like a dead whore.
rollin
She shows some nice leg
There wasn't. He became a cartoonish villain during that season and stayed that way to the end.
if you are actually into that and jacking off that you really are one of the most fucked-up motherfukers on Yea Forums and that is saying something
Oh yeah. Even my wife was like god she’s tiny, imagine squeezing your meat into that tiny ass... I’d lose it 3 times just getting it in.
She was skinny and tight. What do you want?
I’m pretty sure you just said what it says, genius.
You, dead.
Only in the butt. Gotta respect her dignity and let her little vagina remain virginal. Only ass-rapings for little girls. ...out of respect.
She probably has really tight abs too
rollin
She's 32 years old..............now
QAPLA
Reminds me of TNG Sarah Connor. Would rape
Yiff lord
I like that every thread on Yea Forums, regardless of the subject, always eventually distills down to the timeless, universal idea of assraping kids.
Never let me down, b
lol
Yes!
Yeah Scully was and still a fox
She's in Vulcan Love Slave, the Special Edition. Here. I can get you a copy. For a nominal service charge.
there will be a medical emergency
Them you got Chief O'Brien on your ass, the most decorated combat veteran in Starfleet history. Make no mistake Miles O'Brien was a killer with a stellar combat record.
Take your pick from one of these hotties...
lol
What is that? Battlestar Glactashit?
I used to think it is all memes but every year I really worry they were nor are ...
Even worse.
Star Wreck Discuntery
with deep fake apps going strong every year - do you think we will have "porn starts on request" soon?
Burn it. Burn it all down.
I'd burn her fire in the hole.
>implying he wouldn't be secretly relieved, finally free from his banshee of a wife
fuck yeah , im rollin
hard enough to cut diamonds, that voice.
Checked. Congratulations too!
Love me some Farscape; both Chiana and Aeryn Sun.
same actress
doesn't get any better, i would have picked her over all others if given choice
yuuuuuup
HERBERT! HERBERT! HERBERT!
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Now if you roll 59, do you only get the top half or can you go to the next deck down and get the bottom half?
#51 - Minuet, sexy simulation
You get what you see; probably gives great head, if only for the calories and protein.
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Am I weird to think she's hotter with the forehead ridge than without?
All women look better with ridges
Underrated
88 plx
fuck it why not, roll
no, I always thought the same thing. human she is a 6/10. would only fuck as a Klingon
the rolls are very generous so far guys
I want a good one too
She said that she didn't bite.........much.
well it depends
The patrician's selection.
Kudos
Kamala
Anybody who got blacked by a blind dude doesn't qualify.
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Perfect woman.
Just get her confused and she kills herself.
She asks " do you prefer male genitalia" futafags lost it.
>I've always wanted to bang Dax
Think you mean Jadzia, brother. Otherwise, pic related is Dax.
>fucks the Cap
>be game for anything
space aids
the writers said that if Enterprise had gotten a 5th season, they would have revealed that T'Pol's father was Romulan. Making her half logical Vulcan and half FUCK YES DESTROY MY ASS Romulan.
LIES!!!
yep
also yep
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Her voice was so annoying but I'd still turn her over & nail her Jefferies tube
Rollo
+9000 internet's. Absolute best look
Okay I've thought about this a few times, and making some woopie seems like it'd be the right move. Heinsight is 20/20 jokes when you do the butt stuff. Some of the klingon women would be pretty hot though, because I'm pretty sure they're throwing that thing to make a point instead of hit me. They'll probably give a warning scream first.
>Ro Laren and Major Kira
Love Ro's mustache.
I think Troi would probably be super lovey-dovey or whatever. Mostly because she's an empath, also because of that one line in that one episode where they talk about how horny her species gets during menopause.
"Remove your clothing"
Do you wish to copulate?
Why is she covering her nipples. Vulcans don't feel shame.
My nigga.
dat prime firecrotch
finally, someone with taste.
me too
Heinsight, like my dick her in heiney. You know what, it'd be an inside joke. Like my dick in her butt. She'd get it. Probably a few times.
I'm not going to say you're setting the bar low. That's just too obvious of a choice. You think she walks around out of uniform in a skintight suit till a new captain tells her to stop walking around like that for actual discipline among the crew? She knows everyone is thinking or feeling she's dressing that way to get them horny. She considered their feelings and does it anyway. Troi got nailed more times than a 2x4 going into a house. She gets off on people wanting to nail her.
Yup ditto. Fuck those other guys she's forgotten about Wesley.
GTFO with Jadzia. Ezri is way fucking better.
so do I.
You've given this too much thought.
Doc Pulaski!!! The hottest Bitch on deck!
i forgot about her... hell no, you're not the only one.
just imagine how much awesome kinky shit she'd know from the Collective's "hidden" database!
Getting cut from Voyager affected her mental health. She never recovered and her career tanked.
Janeway made some sexy moaning noises, like when she was getting thrown around the bridge.
Jadzia is the one true Dax, but I would do disgusting things to Ezri.
For me personally it's 7, no contest, that tragic backstory, dem titties, and the sexually repressive nature of the Borg probably turned her into a freak the second she was liberated.
She could beat you at poker too.
de-aged keiko is best keiko
That's too bad. She could have done voiceovers and made bank.