I need to fuck my mom

I need to fuck my mom.
What could I do to awaken her sexual desire for me? She's a widow and we live alone.

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dude you live alone with her just go for it

kys degenerate

text her and tell her how you feel. post texts

go for it...look at her stupid Playboy Bunny tattooo...she still is a slut

this

>need
You what

nice trips
>maybe he lost a bet or something?

I'm asking a discreet strategy, not talking about my feelings lol

Let’s see more pics of her. I want to fuck her too.

tell her that a friend of you has feelings for her
when shes down for it with your friend just say
"BAMBOOZLED!" and start undressing.

have some drinks with her...clothes will come off sooner or later

send her a nude and say it was an accident. again, post texts!!

Ask for sex-tips (very lightly drunk,if it's awkward for either of you). Try to get detailed about technique, physiology, and personal preference.

This. Best bet is to get really drunk with her. Drugs too if you have it.

listen faggot send her a nude!
post reaction so we can give further advise on how she thinks about your dick

sneak inside her bed while she's sleeping and start rubbing her pussy. Luckily enough she will wake up with huge urge for orgasm and she'll just coop with you.

bull shit in like 100 eternities she will offer her self 2 u just dream

DO IT FAGGOT

Getting too drunk is a recipe for soul-shattering regret.

bruh you cant even remember what happened when too drunk so not worth it

acshually eternity eternities infinity infiniries she will offer her whole shit 2 u she prolly already says bull shit u lil shit sh it is she wants 2 fuck and suck her horniest fantasy is her son she gave birth 2 bullshit she thinks just like u

clarify pls

You're a faggot.
Is that clear enough?

Let her catch you jerking off then ask her to help

Get her drunk, saddle up next to her and see where it goes.

No you idiot HE'S not supposed to get drunk, he's supposed to get HER drunk. Then wake up next to her and fuck her hangover away. Then he's in for life.

Saw this picture yesterday. Poster said it was a tinder match or something. Good larp, though.

testing nLb

Bro your mums hot as shit, post more pics

You're mom looks all used up.
I'd rather fuck a used dishrag soaked in motor oil then her leathery beef curtains.
Kys

Could always try to Cosby it I guess.

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Why do so many faggots fall for this dumb bait every time?

Learn to google, noobs.

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Artist?

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