Hey, Yea Forums... What's sex like?

this

its fun and enjoyable but the only time its realy worthwhile is when your partner does all the work and knows what he/shes doing

and that's disregarding any other discomfort such as STDs including frequent minor ones unrelated to unfaithfulness (yeast infections...), unwanted pregnancy, possible rape accusations, the fact of actually having a gf which is a lot less glamorous than a virgin might think etc

Then why do some people seem to enjoy it so much?

>the fact of actually having a gf which is a lot less glamorous than a virgin might think
the mixture of weird smells and all the shit flying around the apartment
nerve racking

It’s like masturbating but your dick is in someone else and there’s someone else there. And they care about whether or not you cum and where.

genes and hormones
and a shit ton of it

very overrated and underwhelming, only really good if youre really into the other person. otherwise stick to your hand

This is an awesome thread

Elaborate

Lots of panting and smells like wet dog

Because dogs have tight pussy

Get out of here, Whitney

Sex is neat, but the conquest of getting someone out of their pants is better.

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Messy and smelly. Awesome

I can't disagree, but damn, when you describe it like that I don't know why we do it.

imagine watching neon genesis evangelion for the first time again. it's almost as good as that.

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to make it short

try to get a oxy supply(no. weed wont do the trick and only give you depressions in this situation) but dont use too much. once a week is plenty enough. on a normal work week thursday would be my pick
invest in vr equipment for porn + fleshlight
find friends and hobbys you do with other people(human interaction is important)
wait till you turn 30 and even more important the women around you
now you can go on one night stands if you choose to do it but dont expect too much

overrated

it's ok and necessary to keep a relationship alive.

Trips.

salty coins

its seeing them being happy and smile..
GOD DAMN YOU MOTHER NATURE!
GOD DAMN YOU!!

we are programmed to do so and hormons are our reward
basically drugs for caretaking

Same feeling as a hollowed out jalapeño pepper. Smooth & slippery

Ever look her in the eyes as you are cumming inside her? It’s intense

It ok

Wth my wife its not very fulfilling as she is loose and pretty much we just do doggy.

With her daughter she is tight as a vice and has little perky tits and will do anything and is confident in her body. I got her on the pill to control periods so no comdoms.

My dog...

I’m old & have been fucking for25 years. Still can’t get enough.

True
>truth on Yea Forums

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Good for you! Some people in this thread seem to not have the same experience fsr

Hah exactly

Sometimes it’s just for the release. But when it gets creative/intense it’s fucking great

This tbh. Imagine the burden of having to share a unique and intimate experience with a person that you love and give your absolute best effort to bring her/him and yourself to ecstasy. It's really not worth it.

Agree

now i can understand why most women have their eyes closed most of the time while getting fucked
most be a horrofying view for them

Correction, it’s worth it sometimes

Salty, smelly, sticky and moist. May try again.

All this thread is true, but the first time a girl I liked sucked my dick my mind was truly blown.

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power“
This is why I’m addicted to sex, and so is everyone else

True, choking a bitch while i cum inside her is probably the best orgasms I have.

Elaborate

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Just i didn’t have to do any work at all, it felt amazing, the view was great, and she loved doing it. All win.

Very warm. It's probably one of the things people don't talk about much. You don't really realize how cold your dick is regularly, until you're inside someone you love. It's a nice contrast, one of the colder places on your body, inside one is the warmest places of theirs.

It's nice.

Sex is literally sticking your dick into a wet, tight (if you're lucky) and warm hole.

>Take a glass
>Fill with warm water
>Measure the temp so it's about 37 C
>Put your dick in
>Imagine it's tight
>That's it.

A song of Ice and Fire

Sly mf Detected

No that’s not it, cause you can’t grab her hair, or squeeze her neck, or have her scratch your back, or spank her ass, when you are just sticking your dick in a glass of water. Sex is about how much you can do to her whole body

I was a extreme horn dog about 10 years ago, and fucked any girls I could. I mainly blame my exposure to porn for that. Now after getting it on a regular basis, I kinda have to agree with you. I get all horned up every now and then, and then go get laid. Although afterwards I'm like, eh.....

This guy knows what he is talking about

I really want a gf, but it’s mostly not possible in my country

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This thread continues to be great

I'd rather die than watch that shit again

china or middle east?

Sorry user, I hope you find something that works.

It’s like water or oxygen. You don’t appreciate it until you aren’t getting it

Sounds nice

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No that’s not it, cause you can’t grab her hair, or squeeze her neck, or have her scratch your back, or spank her ass, when you are just sticking your dick in a glass of water

Yeah, but I just gave him a description of the physical sensation of peepee in vageena

>get glass
>fill with warm water
>get key
>stick dick in a glass of water
>take key and scratch up glass
>oh yeah, you fucking like that, bitch?

Honestly what makes it worthwhile is when it’s with someone you care about who cares about you too. The pleasure I get from my girl clinging to me and telling me she loves me after I make her cum over and over is just as good as the sex itself.

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There is nothing better in life, when it's done properly.

It's sweatty and meaningless, just like the whole life.

I bet you are somewhere in the middle east

Kind of like running at full speed while smashing into something repeatedly.

Area 51?

Noice

+1

Overrated. Just jack/jill off. Cut the partner drama out of the equation.

...

Nothing quite like the feeling of the initial insertion. And her look of pain/pleasure as you widen her

how does it compare to fleshlight/onahole?

...which, in your case, has been done 0/5 times

It was

Hahahahaha

I guess for me, most of the sex I've been having the last couple years has just been cheap sex. I live down in San Diego and I can pop over the border into TJ, and pick up some cute cheap $50 street hooker for some some quick no drama sex. So after that's done, at the end of the day I'm still going home to a empty place. I guess that's the main reason for me why sex has been so "meh" to me. No real relationship behind it.

worse
fleshlight are only annoying while cleaning
women sadly are/can be most of the time

no. no its not like this.

It’s good to experience that sex in itself is just meh.

the worse part is its really hard to find a good partner in your area in my expirience
but i only lived there short time

Best positions since nobody asked:

Her riding. No effort, just enjoy feeling & watch play with tits

Doggy. Best feeling & cool view

Being on to with her legs on my shoulders. Can drive in deep & fast. Tits again

which one is worse? I've owned several onaholes and have had fleshlight

As an old married guy I’m jealous. Used to fuck daily , now with 3 kids it’s like 2 times a month....

women?..
or are you asking for a product review?

>Being on top with her legs on my shoulders.
Isn't it funny how this position is poorly documented? It's the most fun for quick rabbit sex

its not
germans and austrians have whole 'books' about it

At least humans get to have sex again and again.

Most animals die after having sex

So you admit you answered the question wrong

Does it have a name though? Could never find a single name for it...

The pile driver

viennese oyster

Well I haven't been actively been searching for a partner either. I honestly don't know where to find someone. I only moved out here about 4 years ago, and didn't really know anyone out here. I'm not a bar or club person, and not interested in any partner who would be interested in that type of them. My grandparents are like, if you went to church more (which I never attend) you could find a good girl there. Yeah, the last thing I want is some brain washed religious nut job. There's a couple girls I've met over in TJ who are like, "I would be a good wife for you", which I laugh at. I know they're just saying that to get into the US easier.

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Animals don't die after sex.

Between 12 and 25 it's great. You're just trying to control your orgasm.
After that, it's a lot of work. Sometimes I'd rather fap than fuck. Having a good little sub wife helps. Last night I was fapping and sucking on her tits. When I was ready to cum, I pushed her head down on my cock and shot my load in her mouth. No clean up. She swallowed and I fell asleep.
Good times.

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try out some hobbys
maybe dancing
stuff girls like too and more importantly stuff you like and the type of girl you like likes
likes?

why are u asking us?

Eh, I'm at the point where I barely go down into TJ once a month. Heck, the last time I went, was just to go eat at this restaurant I really like and was in the mood for. I was going to hit up the Zona Norte after that, but I was like, ehhh..... I'm just not in the mood for it, and went back home.

The piledriver is a sexual position.[1][2][3] Named after the downward motion of an actual pile driver, the position is executed by the receiving partner lying supine bent into a front bend in a pose similar to the yoga plow pose, bottom up, with legs bent over head, while the inserting partner stands above and inserts a penis or other object downwards into the receptive partner's vagina or anus.

Though the position is quite strenuous for both participants, it is particularly so for the receptive partner, who is severely constrained by the front bend.

You realize some girls half-ass religion as well, right?

ur thinking of bugs

Sex is awful. Idk why are people so obsessed whit it

Most animals are smaller than humans, user. Get outta here, furry.

This
Sex is fucking exhausting, and the stimulus is way less than your hand
So imagine doing sit ups while you jerk of with two fingers or something
Thats how sex is like most times, and with someone you dont really love or are not overly attracted to
Its mostly in your head, so its important to have sex with a girl you really like

get a mistress

The ones I fucked did

testing ZMT

>bugs aren’t animals

>bugs don’t make up the majority of Earth’s species

That’s an option. I keep trying to improve things with the wife but no luck. Bad times..

then you are doing it right, idiot

Holy fuck the amount of autistic incel in this thread is staggering....

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Kek

I admit, I'm a vidya and tabletop gamer nerd, and also former anime addict. I've found and joined a couple local gaming groups just to try and be social again, and have met some people through that. Girls are a scarce thing in the tabletop hobby (they do exist, but not many), and the girls I've met through that are all taken. I checked out a couple anime clubs, but I felt so "old" compared to most of the people that was there, that I stopped going. (I'm in my late 20s, and most people in those anime groups are like late teens, early 20s.) Plus I find the current whole obsessed anime weeb thing to be rather sad. I've never been that social of a person, and have always had problems meeting people outside of my little circle of interest and comfort. At least I'm trying though, (although slowly) and not some sad "oh I'll never get laid" incel faggot.

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Those girls are there because their boyfriends brought them.

it's wanking combined with aerobic exercise

as long as they are legal there is no problem
and for the feeling old thing
you are classic maybe try to bring that in
there are some great old animes the kids maybe dont know about
enthuse them to it

Love is weird. At some point I had a couple of lovers and I feel that it helped to get along better with my wife. We started having good sex again. Like if fucking other women gave me some kind of mojo. Anyway hope everything works out good for ya.

I feel like that's why people rp during foreplay

True, but I grew up in a area that was mainly old school brain washed religious nut jobs. Being the oldest male grandchild, my grandparents wanted me to become a priest, because they wanted another priest in the family. So they guilted my father into sending me to a hardcore catholic school as a kid. Luckily for me, my father saw how unhappy I was in that school (I was constantly getting into fights) that he pulled me out of it, and we moved out of the area to get away from it. The funny thing is that having all that religious learning forced upon me as a kid, has made me so very anti-religion. To the point where if any girl even shows any interest in religion, I instantly put her on ignore.

sex is worse in terms of the stimulus
The only thing thats better in terms of sex is the opening of the vagina is really tight, so you pretty much moan as soon as you enter
but after fucking for some time it all loosens up inside, and also of course your dick is deep inside her, its like i dont know
And ive fucked everything from teenies to milfs
Teens can be tight in such a sense, that is stimulating, but most teens already are so loose to a point where its like fucking a silicone ass or something
And with milfs you dont feel shit, their vagina is fucked once they give birth
It feels like fucking a plastic bag with some olive oil rubbed on it

It's like sticking your dick into a balloon filled with sand and nickles.

this
as sick as it sounds the best stimulus i had from sex was with a hardcore grooming victim
scarred up as fuck inside
that pussy was different
not saying that this should exist in the first place..

Wowee

Ug, I have no desire to starting a relationship with someone that much younger than me. Fuck, sure, relationship, no. I'm not a hugely picky person, but one requirement I would have would be for them to be out of that "high school" and "party all the time" mentality. So maybe at least in the 23-24 range for me.

Sex is for women. Men are better off masturbating.

Why do a lot of women act like it's such a bother, then?

yeah as if they could have it without men

try to keep your eyes out for the ones that dont have that mentality
and try to get them off partying and rather go on 'andventures'
nature can be a magnificient view and as entertaining
for the age part
well age sometimes really is just a number
some young girls are quiet mature in mind

Shut up, Dave. We all know it’s you.

To many bad sex partners more than likely. Men can get off easier than women can. Can you imagine if you are having sex, and getting to that point to cum, and then your partner stops because they already hit that point? I would be like, why bother if you're not going to help me orgasm too.

yeah was really fucked up and i didnt know for the longest time of the relationship

warm apple pie

This is why idc what it tastes like, I'm gonna eat out before I fuck. I need to make sure she returns.

Was waiting for this.

stop larping, you've had two partners at most in your pathetic existence

While I wholy agree with that attitude, unfortunately are to many dude bros who are more concerned about themselves than their partner who ruin it for us.

I mean... shes gotta do her part too with hygiene and all but yeah if its mild to moderate funkiness I don't give a shit I'm going in

nice thread guys keep it going
i have to take shit and had bananas for breakfast and macncheese for lunch
dont feel like phonefagging
wish me luck

Meh just rub her clit with a finger or 2

What was it like when she told you? Could you greentext the story?

Alright, OP here. I guess morale of the story is that sex is... great? Not so great? Thanks for participating, guys.

Fat fuck confirmed

give us story

Replying to your own shit. RIP

No one on this web site knows

K

Its overrated and I prefer jerking off , every relationship ive been in etc. got bored of it after 2 or 3 months and cut off the girls to sit at home and jerk off

the weirdest part is that the people who say it's underwhelming and the people who say it's magic are both equally right.

Did you just feel no connection, or was it the same shit everytime?

re
man that was a shitload of work

fuck off nigger

i never really wrote grrentext stories but i will try
just the moment itself or from the beginning and what lead to the revelation?

and for OP
its super great like every strong chemical reaction like drugs
but in hindsight i almost always couldve been better
like drugs
so make shure to enjoy it but not let the craving and the feeling itself control you

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