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THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.
This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Banana_id:wv3rcutmv8
wait how did they get at him with the suit on lol
It makes no sense.
I think this might be those Japanese hornets. Those things are no joke, probably can sting through suit if circumstances are right.
Oh man, he hit the water so hard, it changed his swimming trunks and grew his hair out.
Either some stingers got through...or it was from heat exhaustion.
meybe im getting old, but this is actualy sad
I think it's a normal reaction. Congratulations you're not a psycho
fucking kek
repostfag
i have seen some fucked up shit in my time but this makes me sick
How come you never see black school shooters?
i dont give a flying fuck about what goes on in other threads. keep your yellowposting out of the YLYL threads.
coz they are to busy killing other blacks
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Bc I dont live near them and the media calls it gang violence
blacks don't go to school
The fuck did he think was going to happen?
retarded beyond comprehension
Go chew a glass bottle
how high do you figure that bridge was?
ded?
kek, nice. saved
I've done something similar. He 100% broke his ribs if not dead.
ya that was pretty over the line
no he barely survived the nerve gas
got me
i never understood this one
you fucking blind? hes literally a corpse at the end
my guess is the nerve gas ignited around him
i dont think the original poster had an explanation
mind=blown
Bitch has done some wrestling training.
This made me snicker, do I lose?
what the fuck?
what about? stupid mudslimes are stupid mudslimes
Closed the video as soon as he hit the water. I see now.
Lmao at your life
high enough to kill him, so... pretty fucking high. the fall didnt kill him, though. the nerve gas did
You life is so lol
>actually giving (You)s to the fag reposting that
come on, buddy.
cuz niggers don't go to school, they shoot up the ghetto instead
I was a kid my cousin got into a hornets nest in the Piney Woods in East Texas and damn near killed him. Bees, wasps, yellowjackets, mud daubers are no fun. Hornets will fuck you up, yo.
Confused by the massive hole in the ground. Really well carved out and super deep.
>you you laugh you lose you laugh
What did they mean by this?
Was ready to see some shit, well played
nerve gas?
well, perhaps? definitely an active construction site
yeah, the nerve gas that kills literally everyone
thanks, see attached for some real shit
His helmat came off? So wat
gonna start posting the chink shit now, get ready Yea Forumsros, the stupidity and apathy hits max level now... as well as the nerve gas, of course
dont think you have any idea what nerve gas is
its the cause of most deaths globally
K
newwwwwwwfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggg detected
I need to jerk off to this with sound. I want to hear those punches hitting that face
story to this?
Don't die mommy.
some retards think its a good idea to not get off the highway right away after a crash
kek
Kys,faggot
lost
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
I'm less interested in the fact that he was run over than I am in the fact that he was apparently wearing a three piece suit.
He underestimated the lenght of the sting they penetrated his suit easily and he got hit by every hornet
Its shortly after crash they wanted to set up markers but too late
Reminds me of the room in super mario 64 where you have to jump over the pit in the floor
Nerve gas rex
Like a boss
Rex
Do quik in da muthafucking hause..rex
I dont like you
Cartel rex
Ameribetus healthcare.rex
Thems back in oven. Rex
Look up how they Wullums did it and thank me later
Armed truck unheist. Rex
Well we found the edge lord
That might be the best crimefighting i have ever seen.
Triggered amerifats?!?
Mono rex
Worked
Nerve gas. Lost his train of thought rex
It wad his mix tape
why is that guy in the suit standing like that
Hnnnngggggg.. huwite gul thicc bootay rex
i like your collection but your comments are pretty cringy.
10/10
Boner rex
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
He was only trying to scratch his eyebrow
I write them like I stoled them. Lol.
You have been randomly selected to duff up this man and slash his car tyres.
Tole her oncte. Rex
Nerve gast rext
Yeah but only because it seems like you have a rough brain to live inside. You triggered pity for yourself. So much pity...
Tranny rext
alfa male
XD based
Gotcha. Too many cawks in yo mouf. Catch one more. Lol
Bewbies rex
boner.jpeg
I remember something about this, that man wanted to killhimself so he ignited a can of gas inside the car, the cop fire the electric gun so he cant close the door
Big kahuna rex
This gets reposted in every ylyl, but goddamn this guy is stupid
>How come you never see black school shooters?
Because there's no money in it.
Mommie.rex
my fuckin sides
Chinks user. They don't think more than 30 seconds ahead.
My buddies GF at his wedding .rex
Ur fucking dead kid
half the murders in the country are committed by ~6 percent of the population (young black men). You better be damn certain they are doing it at and around schools.
old mining shaft pit
Anyone got more vids of her/like this? Can't nut to just this one
Fuck u slut
At least he died instantly.
Gato
I´M THE KING OF MARACA BEAT
fag
Stuggle with your sexuality eh? Yeah my dad was homophobic too. Look man I know it's rough living where you are and it might be fun to expose people to death. Clearly you think about it a lot. Just remember that there's so much more to life and you don't have to keep yourself in this constant pain. Itll be okay user
damn thats some smokin hot body
Fucking chan bots. Posting the same shit everyday.
Watch his hands on shirt as he opens.... I would have my glock on deck ...street smarts 101. Rext
If I could draw I would love to work as a guy who draws on coffins.
Lol. Im over target. Rext
checked
Face rext
Dude I'm sayin. They ban you if as a person you start a convo and link to your website but bots are free to spam live leak and blacked shit to rile people up
XD yeah you know
GF dared me... Rex
Insta nog.rex
well played Pajet
A good death. Merciful and momentary.
And what do you suppose happened to his actual head once his helmet came off retard?
Ylyl future classic. Lost.
Nig abortion rex
Whack
Don't forget the white guys who shoot up churches too
no u
Pictures starting to get a little more clear. You get dumped recently?
Probably spend way to much time on the internet
>)
fag
Here. Have a line off my cawk.rext
>world 1-2 music starts playing
Nog rex
If you help, you are at fault. Their logic? "Why would you help unless you felt responsible" they really need good samaritan laws like the US has.
Nogster rex
like anyone here could punch someone hard enough to make their heart stop 8 seconds later.
Rob's rex.
I appear to have fallen for your trap.
Bewbies rex
...
It's funny that any one of those superheroes could easily lift the casket on his own...except Batman.
>me when I smell dinner cooking
commence to jigglin, and checked.
Autism. They're allowed to walk in public for some reason.
Pretty sure he just finished watching batman.
.
Mother of God, that is post apocalyptic.
More criminals needs to die From heroes with guns.
What the hell happened here?
Lost
nice satan
>Super shame
fuck you
>using girl for cover
maybe they do have a use other than the 3 holes.
Last time i read it that he simple passed out because was hot and he had trouble breathing
ah
Appropriate heavens trips.
Yup, that looks like someone who bought a giant jug of protein powder, and never opened it.
nice
suit only protects him from 3 inch bees
My nigga rext roast
you piece of shit
who is this? hillary clinton?
ooh I bet that tongue is rough!
yes
There are some flames that are invisible
I rember an accident in formula 1 where some crew member or even a pilot catch one
the taser ignited gas fumes in the car and he couldn't control his body and bbq'ed for a moment
Never mess with a long reach fat guy.
no fuck you dont kill me mum
>yoshi.wav
Ü
Fuck you
tragic, yet another victim
How come you never see decent black people?
Motherfucker got me
Cozy
The fact that he's black is reason enough to shoot him. Stop crime before it happens.
you are the reason its still even a thing. just stop replying to it.
he fucked you and then never called you back.
now you are very sad :(
Overreacting /10
thats what i was wondering thought this was gonna be a shit video
fuck you
One lucky guy here, they could've killed him a lot painfully
Nobody asked for your little "rex" commentary. You sound like a fucking autist.
what
Why don't they just sterilizing themselves...
Who is this shemale
The only happy voter for the Leopards Eating Peoples Faces party.
Nice one!
Got me replying. Bastard.
>tfw you want free gas but also wanna smoke
checked... Also these are miami niggas
Imagine the smell.
how do you name this type of panties
Got me as well. I lost, so I laughed.
Ffs
.
People get sued all the time for "hurting people" while trying to help them. Old people fake injeries all the time and try and pull the scam or use children. Not surprising no one wants to help others
Anywhere i can watch this with sound?
CHINA ONE, CHINA SUPA WAN
Guy and corpse arent wearing the same bathingsuit
fucking niggers always have to destroy everything
.
Cunt
i just watched a second or two. fucking subhuman. less than vermin
You think he survived?
nigga pozhaluysta
I'd be shocked if the head didn't come off with the helmet!
And Trump wants to kill Obamacare.
Hmm, I wonder how deep it is?
I think you mean Alfa Romeo. Or maybe alpha male, but how does punching a couple of old ladies make you an alpha? So it must be Alfa Romeo.
Trying to steal copper wire?
Source? Not for fappping I promise
motherfucker
fuck u
Was that guy in gray wearing a gas mask?
u mo mdod
Gg
Is he okay?
People literally do that sort of thing to kill themselves. What was going on in this guy's head and how did he live up to that point?
Ou
BIG KAHUNA!
im gay but you're a faggot
That shit wasn't funny the first hundred times, dickbag.
That is the real meaning of getting roasted. Look at his left arm, he got so roasted he is turning white.
He didn't know they were Africanized bees.
>when yo mixtape is fire
well I would be surprised that if you didn't find it funny given that autism disables your emotions.
He just needed a green mushroom.
My favourite part is that thirsty little shit ignoring the old lady and coming over to the blonde one to grope her.
Thank G*d for Zion Don!
>how it feels to chew five gum
those Japanese hornets don't fuck around
youtu.be
Chris Kyle again.
I want to lick that girl's face too.
fuck thats a lot of blood, he ded
>nigger gets back into car
the urge to run from the police coupled with his smooth brain just made it worse
Someone's never seen a single kung-fu movie.
idk if it's a genius or the last moronic dad
kys
if you look closely, you can see two separate splashes
1 when he hits the water at an intolerable speed and displaces a minimum amount of water and the other when he's slowed down and then displaces the water at a speed that the water can break
.
Found the furry
>fucking mexicans
>rule child with violence
nigger parenting
his face looks like a retards face
...
Rext!!!!! Lol
Ive heard of underage drinking, but never a fetus getting hammered.
Dindu nuffins rex
Pucci rex
>Ive heard of underage drinking, but never a fetus getting hammered.
Uffffff
Goober rext
Ameribetus rex
Indonesian rext
Huwite Gul rext
what a retarded cunt
she should be punched in the face pretty hard
Bewbies rex
no that is a car
I love how her facial expression changes after the first slap
Off duty Brazil rex
Cartel hits rex
Cancer
Yeee rext
lucky kid, wish i died as a child.
Europes rex
Rextified
Noice rex
Pretty cute tbh
Cam shot rex
Nerve gas injection Rex
Damn that chick knows her shit about fighting. Women that actually know how to fight make hard.
Hnnnnngggggggggg cawk rex
Feminist rex
Very
Ironically, Islam will save the west
I used to work on a burn center and human flesh when burned smells remarkably similar to a roasted pig.
Jesus fucking christ
I want to lick that cheetah.
Rex
how unceremonious an end to an entire lifetime. All that growing up, learning and networking. for nothing
why
Rexti g
refugees? pirates? i need context
youre a dick
Retard
For his Ivory's rex