39 year old virgin

How about fucking a dude instead. Easier to come by. More willing to take initiative even if they're a bottom.

I'm not ruling out completely prostitutes though.
Last year I couldn't because I believe even prostitutes deserve someone who isn't a NEET.
This year I have a job and some disposable income, maybe if I go somewhere like a vacation I will find a prostitute there and fuck her.
I can't fuck a prostitute and then explain to my parents where I was.

Not interested, I'm not into gay stuff.

Do you have any friends?

Start saving money, even just $50-$100 a month. Get your own place and decorate it nicely. Doesn’t have to be lavish but don’t put a folding table and a lawn chair down and call it a day.

Start going out with those friends. Go out to a bar, just talk to people. Romance is real but it’s overrated. Are you able to talk to girls at all? Just get comfortable making conversation. Remember that sex seems like a huge deal when you haven’t had it but once you have it’s really not. Don’t get hung up on who you’re losing your virginity too, that doesn’t matter as much as you think.

Meet a girl you can have a conversation with and you would put your dick in, ask her on a few dates, invite her home. Bada bing bada boom

Then go with the prostitute, as you laid out above, OP. Good huntin'!

Shit I mean good for you man. You’ve turned shit around. Proud of you for trying. Keep improving yourself. Focus on little wins, and that can help your confidence. Do you have any hobbies or interests?

people who have sex are also unhappy and depressed

>Do you have any friends?
Just one, maybe two if I'm pushing it
>Start saving money, even just $50-$100 a month. Get your own place and decorate it nicely. Doesn’t have to be lavish but don’t put a folding table and a lawn chair down and call it a day.
I can save this money now, maybe even more, it's on my plans to rent a place and leave the basement
>Start going out with those friends.
I go out like once a month, sometimes less often.
They are busy and now I have a job that doesn't leave me with much time and when I come home I'm very tired.
>Go out to a bar, just talk to people.
I forced myself a few times to go in a bar and drink a beer alone, it was extremely awkward.
Usually I grab a beer from a store and sit on a bench and drink. But this happens like 3 times a year.
>Romance is real but it’s overrated.
>Are you able to talk to girls at all?
Kinda, but I used to be better at this.
The previous year I almost lost the ability to speak to women and get sweaty and nervous when I talk to them and I developed a really bad speech impediment and tremor.
>Just get comfortable making conversation.
It's gotten increasingly difficult, I am always so sad because I think stuff
>Remember that sex seems like a huge deal when you haven’t had it but once you have it’s really not.
I suppose
>Don’t get hung up on who you’re losing your virginity too, that doesn’t matter as much as you think.
Not anymore but, I'm quite old
>Meet a girl you can have a conversation with and you would put your dick in, ask her on a few dates, invite her home.
Can't invite her home, I'm on the basement.
Also I'm 39 and most women I know are either married or single mothers.
If I rent a place I may but we are far from this still.

>Do you have any hobbies or interests?
Reading I guess.
But not literature, mostly mathematics, physics and programming.
And I like to program stuff on my computer on my free time although it gotten increasingly hard the previous year due to job and no time and increasingly worse mood.

Well I guess don’t invite her home until you’ve got your own place. Yeah you’re old but you’re not THAT old. Scrap the bar idea I guess. Look into meetups or groups for your hobbies. It sounds far fetched but that really helps. You may not have the time to join those but knowing it’s an option gives you that choice. Keep working hard and improving yourself. Fake it till you make it. Sometimes it helps me to just idk pretend to be more confident than I am. And that itself gives me the confidence to talk to people or have conversations I wouldn’t otherwise be comfortable with. It’s super autistic but I kind of imagine myself as an actor playing a role.

Remember to take a deep breath now and then. Find little things like making your own coffee in the morning that brings you a little happiness. I like to have my Echo tell me the weather and news in the morning while I drink my coffee and eat breakfast. Getting a good start helps the rest of the day go a lot smoother

Just two questions. What powers did you gain? Do I have anything to look forward to when I hit 30?

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It takes a lot of effort to put a nice smiling face in work and hide my real self.
After work I'm exhausted and I keep thinking about my life how it's meaningless.

Sorry, this thread isn't going good.
I will be here for a bit more, later I will take a walk and maybe get plastered, I don't know.

meh, could still fuck in the basement. you sound cool. why not find weird chicks on fetlife? the basement could attract them for roleplay scenarios

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>This thread again

You aren't losing it. You enjoy this. You've being making these threads for years.

So I'm celibate, sort of. Not an incel I have sex rarely and I don't have trouble talking to women, but I've stopped pursuing them. I just feel like it's not worth it and honestly sex stopped feeling much better than a wank.

You should find a social group though, loneliness gets depressing