Discuss: keanu reeves

He’s a Timelord. Get your facts straight.

Sucks those russians killed his dog

How come any Dalics haven't come to earth yet then?

It's the Fortnite guy!

1. puppy
2. classic car
3. gold coins
4. russian enemy
5. ex-con chicks covered in tattoos playing phone operators

neo-americana white trash garbage

THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.

This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION

Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

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>megical
yellow posters are actual niggers.

They have but my Danny Devito gif is more than 2mb.

THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.

This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION

Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

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You lost. Get over it.

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THE SMALL BANANA TANTRUM COMPROMISE

We (I say “we” makes me feel part of a group) hold these opinions to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for people I don’t know, but pretend I don’t like, and that a board culture based on buzzword, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation and I ramble on like this making very little sense. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the perceived right of the people (I say “people” I mean “me”) to throw tantrums and hold my breath until I get things the way I like it.

This chan used to be a place for, but I grew up a tiny bit. This board is now being used by people I don’t personally agree with. I GET REALLY ANGRY IN A SHRILL AND IMPOTENT MANNER AND MAY EVEN DISPLAY SOME OLD FASHIONED RACISM!!!

Section 1. Ban all PEOPLE I DON’T PERSONALLY LIKE as follows:

- STUFF I DON’T LIKE
- SOMETHING I DON’T LIKE EITHER
- MORE STUFF I DON’T LIKE
- STUFF (I don’t personally like)
- STUFF THREAD
- THREAD WITH PICTURES I DON’T LIKE
- PEOPLE I DON’T AGREE WITH HAVING FUN THREADS
- MORE THREADS WITH STUFF I DON’T LIKE
- THREADS THAT AREN’T THE WAY I LIKE THEM
- THREADS WITH MORE STUFF I PERSONALLY AM AGAINST
- SOMETHING (that I personally don’t like but in a different way than above mentioned, it’s things that
PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE like and it makes me mad)

Section 2. Here’s some stuff that I don’t necessarily like but I don’t want to be the fun-police (though I am) because it’s been stuff I’ve seen in the past that hasn’t annoyed me during my more immature formative years. So that’s okay.

Section 3. THE GROUP I FEEL I BELONG TO vows not to throw tantrums on the board anymore if Mods ban all PEOPLE AND THINGS I DON’T PERSONALLY LIKE laid out in Section 1.

I’m not really anonymous because I want my identity known so I can prop up my fragile ego.

THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.

This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION

Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

Banana_id:1i08cyi3qq

I worked for him. He wanted me to like him, I didn't. Got weird.

I saw Keanu at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Assault Monsters in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I know this copypasta

Man, that's some old copy/pasta.
The first time I saw it was with Debbie Harry of Blondie... ah, time flies.

To like him as in you’ll both be besties besties. Or like him as in Harvey Weinstein?

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