Stopped at a McDonald's because I had to take a shit. I didnt buy any food. just left this turd festering in the bowl...

but what if your shit splashed his shit into your crack. Are you both gay now?

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lol.. nobody cares. get fucked

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How fucking close to the front of the seat do you sit to manage to shit on the inside of the bowl?

Move to a different stall retard

I dont sit on the seats.. I hover shit. the thought of sitting on someone elses ass cancer doesnt appeal to me

I used to do this but I cbf now days, just wipe the seat before you sit on it and you’re good

im not a fatass whale who needs to take up the entire seat. jesus fuck man its a commercial toilet.. do you sit all the way back on those?

That's pretty fucking innovative user good on you. I usually put down toilet paper to prevent ass cancer like a normiefag.

"cbf" lol. if you cant say "cant be fucked" then you arent worth my time to respond with an answer. fucking phone faggot

I sit on it like a normal person you spastic

Lol okay kiddo, think it’s time for your adderal you retard

And what if it's a single toilet washroom? Dumbass

says the faggot phone poster so has to use shorthand internet slang because you are too fucking lazy to type out actual words. or maybe because your fat burger fingers cant type on your shitty phone keyboard so you have to shorten words like a tard.

Shut the fuck up, as if you don't have a phone, eurofag dumb prick

what mcdonalds only has 1 single toilet? what shitty fucking part of the country do you live in?

He is probably some wagecuck who has to clean up your shit that is why he is so angry not realizing the lulz of leaving your shit in the toilet.

lol im sitting at a computer posting this retard, and I dont use my phone to shitpost on Yea Forums, I use it for its intended purpose. a phone.

Lmao even as a phonefag at least I can punctuate my sentences properly so that they flow and make sense you autist kek

Who touched you for you to be so angry all the time user?

At least he doesn't use it to exercise his retardation online retard.

THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.

This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION

Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

Banana_id:wo397eu7ig

Then move to the other bathroom

I have a phone, but that isn't an excuse to talk like a nigger.

your mother touched me and then I shit on her chest and pissed on her forehead

How big and crowded is your mcdonalds that you need multiple toilets? Do people hang out there all day? You must be a burgerfat (american) who is also assuming I'm american. Dumbass.

Congrats on having a brick phone retard, give us a call when you reach the year 2015

Did you do that while she was changing your diaper or while in the bathtub?

You just used ‘lol’ that internet slang that you seem to find abhorrent
>obvious troll is obvious

Ok well go to a eurofag site, this is an american site. Id only be ok with japanese here besides americans. Eurofags, canadians, chinese, russians get OUT

lol right, I got s smartphone dummy, i just dont need to use it as a shitposting machine like you useless fucking lazy niggers.

Implying you have anyone to talk to. You use your phone to browse cartoon toddler porn on Yea Forums.

you have to shorten words like a tard.
Pffft

So a woman touching you was that traumatic experience that changed you user?
>megafaggot identified

How does a nigger talk then

get a load of this edgelord. would you literally say "laugh out loud" in a conversation? as compared to saying "so much hate" or "cant be fucked" when you actually lol you laugh. you dont say LAUGH OUT LOUD.

what a dumbass

Nice deflection you angry autist

>you have to shorten words like a tard.
>Pffft

tard is a word. SMH isnt a word. get educated fucker

Here I’ll spell it out for you a little slower so you can keep up
>You. Used. The. Slang. That. You. Called. Us. Out. For. Retard.

I sometimes order at mcd but while eating the meal in the most unpublic corner of the restaurant i gotta shit. I face a dilemma all the time but now im used to it. I just take my meal on the toilet and eat it there while shitting. I hate guys who knock on the restroom door tho. It makes me so angry that i yell IM NOT FINISHED

No retard I'd express my current emotion with words such as this is a very funny and hilarious post. What a dumbass nigger so brainless and deluded you have trouble in basic conversion

What am I deflecting? I just got here.

Thats fucking foul, holy shit mate, how can you eat in the mcdonalds bathroom, while SHITTING. You have to be joking mate.

No, its actually a word. A combination of retard and turd. You are both. I just taught you again

This

It's funny how I can tell from this post that you 100% voted for trump

Kill yourself OP, if id worked there, id of put on some gloves and grabbed that shit and fucking gone after your ass just to shove it down your throat.

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libtard.

And yet you chime in with an autistic rambling that’s not even coherent
Good job lil user!

Nazi.

What are you toilet patrol user?

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Niggerlover

>arguing over tard and retard
>I got nothing better to do on the internet

Yeah... you really showed us how cool you are.

Not me my guy but good try!
Also coming from the retard that’s doing the exact same thing

>trump

you mean DUMP! amirite? LOL

I'm sorry that me pointing out your obvious retardation was so traumatic for you. You've been crying autism for the past 15 minutes now.

libtard

THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.

This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION

Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

Banana_id:cy55awx99h

What can i do about it? I cant hold shit back i dont know but i just csnt and before i shit my pants i gonna go. The restroom is quite clean at that mcd only smells of some chemicals which im fine with. Like i said i only hare the impatient fuckers who knock and talk shit at the door like "please, other people want to use the restroom aswell". I hate these fgts with a passion.

Yes, very well don’t user! Yay

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>megical
nigger

kind of ironic.. OP posts a "shit" post and the thread literally has turned into a total shitpost thread. not sure if that was OPs intention or you people are just pathetic losers.

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You can't even string together a coherent sentence. Did you have a stroke?

It's better then the yellow and porn threads so jokes on you retard.

if you push on the door and its locked, OBVIOUSLY someone is in there. so why would people think its a good idea to start knocking and talking to you while you are pushing out a log. fucking morons

good observation there captain fucking obvious, coming up next the sky is blue WHO KNEW

If thats the title they give me then i shall be it. Anything to stop this retards path of wrath and delinquency. See me in the newspapers Yea Forumsoys when i shovel anons shit down his cock holster.

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I would take porn threads over those yellow faggots. their numbers have dwindled, their dumb crudade failed hard. they had to give up posting that shit 24/7 because they had to actually eat and sleep, and realised its a waste of time because Yea Forums will never bow down to them, neither will the mods or hiro. Yea Forums has no rules for a reason.

Yes because ‘done’ autocorrected to ‘dont’ most definitely the symptom of a CVA

Well yeah, but only subhumans shit in public.

Too kek

Anyone else here stroking because this thread triggered their fetish? Be honest.

Your entire life needs to be autocorrected.

no

as an employee you could be fired for that mainly because of health safety, and assault. you morons dont think when you say stuff like this. you are all pussies you wouldnt do anything to any customer you will go back in the stockroom and cry yourself into a fetal position because you finally see what a pathetic life you lead working at mcdonalds in the first place and having to clean up after other people.

now take your ass back into the lobby and wipe my table off you McLoser

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as if you can "time" your shits to where you dont have to shit anytime you are out in public ever. nigger please. you probably are some sick fuck who licks the toilet seat before you sit down and then starts jerking off while thinking about the last guys ass who was sitting there

I know someone else saw it and got into it. Come on. Obviously I'm thinking of females shitting though

Obviously they waiting and patrolling just outside of the restroom. Its not like i occupy it for hours tho. Maybe 20 minutes at max but these idiots really have no patience

Why is this thread full of angry autists?

Says the autist, what good do you bring to the world cunt?

Damn, that's a nice one

My restaurant has a 10 minute restroom time limit for situations like this, because sometimes other people have to go, in a rush too. And yes, they do time you, without you knowing

wow this has to be one of the more entertaining threads on Yea Forums this morning. we need more threads like this and less yellow faggots.

considering the topic of this thread. heres ronald mcdonald giving his fist up in approval.

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So what if I go over time lol

>Ronald McChinkalds

The door lock has an override and they will knock as a warning and then open the door. Idk what they'll do after but get security or someone to try to get you out

thats stupid im not about to stop mid shit because some fucking restroom gestapo times you. what are they gonna do call the cops? "hey someone is taking too long to shit in our restroom, I want them arrested" I would sue them for invasion of privacy and harassment. not everyone can just go in shit and leave in 2 mins.

This

Keked

How dumb is that shit though

Idk man. They probably don't want people shitting in there as well. Just don't be in there for more than 10mins. Idk about you, but shitting and wiping takes me about 5 min.

>says youuuuuu
Now you're using 12 year old girl vernacular.

what kind of fucking place has restroom doors they can just walk in on... they cant do that its illegal just as it is to have cameras in the bathrooms. they could get majorly sued for this.

It is dumb, but the owner wanted this, because he hated a couple of customers that would stay in there a long time and some homeless people that would lock themselves in there. So now, it's monitored and the door can be unlocked from behind the counter if they want

>takes me

you arent everyone. some people have conditions where they cant expel their turds in 3 seconds oor if you have an upset stomach or constipated. you cannot force someone to "hurry up" in a restroom.

Well who is going to sue? They knock before they enter and what law does it break?

I can’t believe you’re still trying
>kill yourself

Yeah. But it's the policy of the restaurant I work at. They will never change that

if they walked in on me shitting I would call the cops and have them arrested for invasion of privacy and violating my human decency. there is no way someone can legally do this in any public business regardless of the problems they had in the past, you cannot simply walk in on someone using public facilities

That’s my boy

legally they cannot enforce that, no law enforcement will come and remove someone who is using the restroom for its intended purpose. they could face alot of legal troubles. im surprised they havent already...

>kill yourself
Now we've reached LeafyIsHere levels of angst and desperation.

I'm not sure there's a law on that though. If you take too long in a restroom or stay after hours, aren't they allowed to open the door? You can't just lock yourself in there, surely. Not saying I agree with the policy, but I understand it. Plus you'd have to prove they walked in on you shitting and hire a lawyer, etc. They have done it at least a few times since they implemented this last year, nothing's happened except a couple of people freaked out and some women fucking around with their makeup got kicked out.

It's been one year and nothing, and no homeless locked in the washroom anymore, so it's been working out fine

lol what faggit watches youtube

nice one OP. Next time consider the old classic, writing your initials on the wall in poo.

THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post banana and to abolish the cancerous threads.

This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION

Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. BANANA ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

Banana_id:1oe49eqmbf

maybe for the homeless. because they know of this rule. but for normal people who need to shit, they could walk in on that one wrong customer and they would be sued out of business. problems or not they cannot enact this type of policy legally if the restroom is being used by legitimate customers for the purpose its there for. this is why you dont see camreas in bathrooms or go to walmart or any stores there arent even cameras near the changing areas where you try on clothes. because its ILLEGAL and considered voyeurism. the same concept goes for public restrooms. they cannot legally do this

Lul. Why do homeless guys lock themselves up in a mcd restroom in the first place? Do they take a nap or what?

Well, they're doing it, and there are other places with similar rules.
Some guy was doing drugs (crack or meth) multiple times and it pissed off the owner

what place is this.. I would love to challenge this policy

Obviously not gonna out my work on here. Idk what to tell you. I could report it to someone tho

report it anonymously to local news media

Someday you’ll be cleaning toilets.
If you even qualify.

I think we forgot the purpose of the thread... to be disgusting fucking humans.

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UPDATE.. stopped at the same mcd on the way home and left this diarrhea for them. I hope they enjoyed the last one I left. altho I assume another customer probably just flushed it when they walked in and the Mctards never even knew it was there. oh well, I left this for them. also, didnt buy any food. went to the burger king next door instead. good times

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kek

SLOB

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What kind of madman has diarrhea and then goes and eats fast food after? You’re a god

well I didnt eat at the mcdonalds, I just dropped my turd there and then walked over to the BK next door to eat! so yes I am a MAD MAN!

Bk, Wendy’s, mcds, it’s all the same shit turning garbage. You’re crazy what a legend

Dogpile!

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nigga u need to eat some fucking fibre

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bumping for more shits

Posting in a nigger thread.

ever shit on balls by accident?