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Not First.
Vile Whore Edition?
Epic fail
millie
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She's look much cooler with a cigarette. People are such pussies...
Ben Savage detected.
Brehs..
kek!
Has she been blacked?
She's a dancer
She doesn't smoke.
dont post that whore plz
Reminded me of amy schumer when i opened it. Interpret that how you will
Kek
someone shop in a cigarette then
Didn't know you were a little naughty. Maybe it's the alcohol talking
She is not a whore. She is pure and Christian.
>She is not a whore. She is pure and Christian.
kek nevermind to trips to dubai amirite
It is
I'll probably regret this, but whatever lol
Not by that gay nigger.
u have le autusm
I hope you won't, I like it ;)
Glad you're enjoying the view
Greasy slut Edition
Always ready to jerk to brie
Millie hc
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Oh, I am. Trust me
is he like that? no way
trips checked but that movie was hot garbagio
Hnghh
Don't enjoy yourself too much now, hehe
Did Lilianon kill himself after the Lili nipple pix?
Your words say one thing but your pic says another
So fond of her body
I hope not
Just let the photos do the talking then
Wifi fucked out again
Hope I didn't miss anything important
Same
he must have been looking for a way out without hurting anyone too badly lol. that was too strange
Who? What?
>tfw she will never fill my mouth with her warm, fresh diarrhea
She has quite a pair
Sup
fuck yes, didn't think anyone would, that's amazing
Sudoku yourself
see
you think she would make us some of those poop cookies?
That butt made me bite my lip so hard i can taste blood now...
Chek'd and Kekked
Its such a turn on imaging staring at her tits and then looking up to see her smug face telling you to jerk to them
My b-b-b-beautiful m-m-m-mistress h-h-h-has m-m-many f-fans...
THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Banana_id:1n4s1jzyd
I-I-I c-c-can o-o-only f-f-f-feel p-pity f-f-for th-the m-m-men wh-who w-will n-never g-g-g-get t-t-to have a-a-a woman a-as b-beautiful...
I want to push VJ deeper into the jungle and have her die a horrible mosquito death
Isn't it past your bed time?
You relapsed, i was so proud of your progress :/
I've been not wanting to love and pushing VJ since before you were a sperm
kek
I want to push my wiener in her mouth while she pushes a thick one into my mouth.
I know I-I-I'm s-so lucky...
Your face is a sperm
No more row? :(
Hottie
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Most m-m-men can only d-d-d-d-dream of h-having a-a-a-a-a-a woman like th-this...
The tip of my dick is a voodoo curse
Cringe
It's j-j-j-j-just th-th-their b-b-bad l-l-l-l-luck a-a-and bad t-t-timing...
her ass is so flat ;___;
I remember Lilianon saying something about using the morse as a way of spending less time on here or something along those lines. It's not unlikely that he took this opportunity to at least take a break, or it could just be because it's the weekend.
That doesnt sound very sanitary
Stop obssesing over lilianon
I-I'm s-s-s-sure l-l-last w-w-w-week th-they w-were s-s-s-s-sooooooooo c-c-c-close t-t-t-to achieving a-a-a-a-a woman of th-this c-c-caliber a-and beauty...
Gook
I want to push piss absorbing mat under VJ. She loses all control while drunk.
I'm not, I was reading the thread and saw people talking about him.
Lilianon is a fool and all of you are bigger fools for loving him because you're just as worthless
T-The f-f-final f-f-flink c-c-clinch j-j-just n-never c-c-came, b-being a-a-a-a hairs breath a-a-a-away f-f-f-for an instant...
any of her wearing heels or boots?
>edging for her
I'll just lay under her with my mouth wide open.
unff
Olivia user probably passed out. Breakfast time
I-I-I'm s-sure th-they a-a-a-a-are so s-sorry a-a-and that m-makes m-me s-s-sorry... V-Vic i-i-is s-sorry t-t-too...
and yet here you are knowing all about us :^)
S-She kn-kn-knows m-m-m-m-m-many m-m-men w-w-w-want h-h-her t-t-to be a-a-a-as theirs...
I've never seen her say or do anything to warrant that.
This is my favourite.
>ywn push VJ off the edge of that boat forcing her to swim to that green island where 40,000 head hunters ravage and chop up her scrawny body for soup
good morning anons
hey stutterbro, hoping you are having a nice evening
I'm the biggest fool of all. I need to be killed
Nigger
B-But w-w-w-w-w-w-we must c-c-c-consider a-and r-r-remember sh-she i-i-is j-j-just o-o-one w-w-woman a-a-and th-there j-j-just i-i-isn't enough o-o-of h-her t-t-to go around t-t-to every m-m-man who w-wants h-her...
Shut up tayfag
Why?
Good morning.
Yummy
did her leaks ever get posted?
jesus christ yes
God I want to disappoint her
Wait what? Leaks? For real?
I don't have any good pics prepared, prepare to be disappointed.
It would be worth the lawsuit.
You can't sue a man for premature ejaculation.
probably just bullshit as usual, but someone claimed to have nudes and some vid.
To brie that would be considered rape.
little Ari was arking her car in such a chove
that three cars did she run off the road in the
gully because she had to make an important
business meeting befroe beginning her new
tour of city xspots! the two men and woman
little Ari in her haste did stifen made great
doleish lamentations that this crazy out of
mind drive byer whoever she or he may be
made list to bring such a wreckish crazy
heap of troubletine upon their day so wot
they hoped none may lose his or her job
within the hour for the becuttlement upon
their lost hours in time!
God I hope so. I would fucking destroy my cock.
Who wouldn't want to eat the chocolate straight out of that little asshole.
is that supposed to be dried cum in her hair or what
Braaaap
you and me both. I'd pay a lot to see her getting a facial or something.
Post her massive high heels shoot, love that one
Fuck yes. Maybe I should wank to her now. As preparation.
THIS
This one?
Bigger, had a golden skirt and hose on. But that's good too
holy shit there are other Rowan boys
BoingBoing
>AG makes eye contact with me in the crowd
>sticks her hand out toward me
>pulls me up on stage
>lays me down in the middle of the stage
>thousands upon thousands watching
>pulls her panties down to her ankles from under her short dress
>squats down over my face
>slowly pushes a shit out of her little butthole as she continues with her act
>it breaks off and lands in my mouth
>I chew her shit while her piss trickles down into my mouth
in a fourth day by an highlight eve little Ari had
to go to the mall and do a little bit of shopping
for everything from her crouch pons to tissue
to bum paper wipes to shampoo!
this user has a wonderful taste
Aye lad.
>I chew and suck the flavor out of her shit
>savoring it
>she stand up steps back, leans over and pulls my pants down
>squats down on my cock and fucks me
>thousands watching
>still continuing with her act as if nothing is out of ordinary
>up and down wiggling side to side and all around
>I almost instantly ejaculate a gallon of cum inside of her as I swallow her shit
>she walks up front and center of stage
>turns around
>expels my load of cum out all over the whole first few front rows of the crowd
>literally exploding out of her cunt
>I die shortly after choking to death on her shit
little Ari weft sore that she had so much to do
and pick up!
Am I right this time?
in love with this beauty..
Yes she blew a guy backstage
fuck yeah user
>dubs mean keep posting set
kendall is underrated
That part is probably true to be fair
There we go, that's the one that drives my dick crazy
god i want to hear her meow
She could feed me her treats. For days. Weeks. Months.
Keep me caged away like an animal in the corner of her room. Right by her bed.
>she awakes in the night
>her stomach hurting from the foul gook food she ate last night
>she rattles my cage
>I awake
>"I'm not feeling well user, I might have something for you"
>I growl like a growlithe, enthusiastically, and my cock immediately erects at the speed of sound
>spurting out the tip and down my shaft as I anticipate her treats
My collection isn't the biggest. It's like 60 images but mostly different sets. I hope I don't dissapoint your cock.
Jesus fuck mommy
>my cock hurts
>she is completely naked from getting out of her bed
>she unlocks the cage
>I am literally spurting everywhere all over my cage as I whirl around it in excitement
>the door opens
>I fucking jump out on her like a dog, licking her all over
>her legs
>her stomach
>her sweaty overnight armpits
>her back
>her navel
>her everything
>her rubbing me
>she smiles and giggles
>"user, I REALLY have to go!"
>I calm back
>she was on her stomach and now raising herself on all fours
Anything else I can do to drive it even more crazy?
>I slobber and lick all over her wet and sweaty overnight pussy as it ripened in her sheets
>it literally smells of sweat and her body odor
>my cock is spurting everywhere like a monster drooling as it hardens
>"My maid is going to have to spend hours shampooing the carpet in that spot!"
>she said jokingly as her pussy spurted in my mouth and I gurgled her spunk
>she pushes her sweaty, stinky shit hole against my mouth
>I push my face back into it
Is she a kike
>"I've kept you waiting all day."
>"I know you want one thing".
>"I needed to go so bad earlier."
>"But I held it, just for you baby."
>I feel her stomach move.
>I can feel the vibration of the treats in her body as they move
>I feel the warm air as it exits her little butt hole
>I can literally taste her insides
edging so hard
>I feel a spurt of liquid on the back of my tongue and throat
>her treats are arriving
>she grunts so cutely as she pushes
>more air exits her little butt hole
>I inhale and swallow her delicious butt juice
>I lick and entice her little butt hole as she spurts air and juices into my mouth
>her pussy leaks a bit of piss and grool
>I lap it up like a mutt
eww
Well you could recreate that outfit for me user, im sure it would suit you
>my cock is literally draining like an opened spout
>she gives one last cute little grunt
>her treat finally peaks out
>I lick it and suck on it as it slowly squirms out of her little hole
>cm by cm
>I've probably cum twice by now
>but I am still so fucking hard it hurts
>I want her treats and nectar
>I lick all over her little shit and hole around it as it slowly peaks out
>I am literally sucking on her shit
>it slowly eases out more and more
>I nibbled a little off the end to chew and suck on
>some to swallow as I waited for more
>I growl like a growlithe
Aw you think so? I'd love too.
Shes an absolute freak. You see her in that donut shop with her boyfriend?
Damn, that is the end of this one. Shit is 2 years old too, this month, I never added more to it since I wrote it. Sorry to the 1 or 2 peeps reading it.
fuck she's made of sex
I got a few more of my old posts if anyone wants them, I'm only going to get drunker.
Shes very close to the edge.
>when just woke up
it's good I was on the edge of my seat. really though
so when she rode the high in a pedal gear in
her car and she traffed the past time already
far spent and she saw a car in front of her
and another beside her boxing her in, she
swerved left and then right and then left
again with speed and grove into the side bar
both the occupants of the vehicles and their
cars so that the cars both rammed heavily
abroad and lessened their speed and gave
little Ari a chance to flesh by, though they abate of her as she pass and speed by down
the road a Scottish Ghoulding Howl for
retribution, of thirty ghosts to visit her in the
night seasons and take back in revenge what
they had to take at her hand in grievance for
her haste@! and many a fancy curse they lay
on her step hop along lightly action and
wished for little Ari to be brought low and
repaid!
White stockings and high heels would be perfect for you, and i'd love to see you in them
So am I
yes!
Would they make your cock twitch babe?
I'd eat everything she gave me and clean her up spotless with my tongue. I'd turn my mouth into a vacuum and slurp the creamy grool and golden nectar right out of her sweet little pussy.
They would, i'd be dying to touch them, to rub against you and explore.
I'd lick every little part of her sweaty little body. He sweaty little feet and armpits. He little pussy and ass crack.
Her little brown ass cheeks spreading and her sweaty little hole slowly opening from the sweat sticking it shut, and just the scent and air from her hole entering my mouth and nose would probably make me cum. She'd probably been holding those treats in her little tummy for so long just waiting to let it all out.
Laying beneath her while she pulls her little panties down to her ankles and lifts her skirt, squatting over my face. My cock so hard and pulsating it hurts, drooling precum like a rabid dog.
Her spreading her cheeks apart with her little hands, her hole opening and the treat slowly peaking out. Her golden nectar running down her taint and dripping off her treat down into my mouth. Her cute little grunts and strains as she pushes. It slowly makes its way out of her tight little hole, leaving it partially open. It falls into my mouth and I transcend the mortal world in pleasure as I suck and chew her chocolate while she drools and spits on my cock and sensually tugs it using both of her tiny hands.
As I chew and suck on her chocolate she leaves my cock within seconds of cumming. She stands up and pushes her sweaty little odorous toes into my mouth, gently mashing her treats down my throat. She fills her mouth with saliva and slowly strings it down from her mouth into mine.
She squats back down. Once again grabs my barely recovered cock and slides the tip up and down along her little slit, sliding it harder into her clit. I watch as she slowly lowers her little body onto me. I watch as my tip slowly penetrates her precious hole. So agonizingly slowly, she takes every centimeter of my cock inside of her. When she gets down to the balls she wiggles around, smiles, biting her bottom lip, and stares me straight in the eyes as I continue to chew and suck on the little bit of treats left, savoring them. She then starts working her sweaty little body up and down ever so slowly.
I could wear some red lipstick just like this.
Wouldnt mind it smeared all over me
I could even pretend to be Karen if you wanted.
nigger
The one time in a few months I show up and I am always late. Feels bad man.
Please do, i'll moan her name while I throb between your red lips
Not here.
but little Ari clave not to care a whittle and
throve into parking after a few blocks and
thrift into the store called Sommers with a
happy dance whereso her bum did shake
and spew out at the same time a dozen proud
farts, and trust she hopped through the doors
in a sprite! but at the doors inside there came
a young man who seeing little Ari's face made
her for the belle singer and becoming most
worthiest piece of bum pie in the territory,
so he took no amends to a great pavilion
of any situations she was had to and choice
stuck out his hand to pinch her bum with a
snap!
quality stuff my man. quality. thanks for sharing it.
>blocks your path to the bed
Fuck it. I'll keep going. Only man standing here.
>I lightly spray all the jizz out of her cum trap with a garden hose
>if I was a sadistic fuck, I would use the JET toggle on the spray nozzle
>she sprays all the water and old cum out of her pussy
>I rinse and she repeats because I am not a fan of old cum
>I twist the nozzle head of the sprayer to JET for lulz
>she actually enjoys it as the water sprays into her cunt hole and fills her up
>as well as blasts her little clit like a speed bag back and forth violently
>she screams from pleasure from the water blasting her bean
>I stop
>she squirts the water and residual old cum far with the muscles in her little body
>her pussy freshly cleaned and waiting for me
>I dive deep into it as she beckons me
>she glares at me with her legs spread, still wearing her water soaked skirt
>her eyes looking deep into mine, her little hand out, her little finger waggling me into her
>I berry my tongue deep into her fresh little pussy as she gasps
>she is still so wet I taste nothing but her juices
I put my tongue so far and deep into her she clenches onto it
>"I have more for you"
All of my horrible disgusting colored cum belongs to Kendall. I can feel myself dying these days. No joke
>She slowly fills my mouth with her fresh, warm, piss she had been holding since the beginning of her show
>it is so warm and delicious
>cum literally drizzles out of the end of my dick like a fountain as her warm nectar fills my mouth full
>I swallow
>it continues and I gulp more down my throat as my cock drools everywhere
>Jason bourne
>"user, I have more I've been holding. I know only YOU want it, so I saved it just for you."
>I slurp all the piss out of her wet flaps and suck and lick all the leftovers off of her precious opening
>She stares into my eyes and smirks
>she knows what I want
>she knows what she is going to give me
>she knows I want it
>she saved and held it all just for me
>she moves around and positions herself
>I lay down on my back
>she sits down on my chest
>she looks me right in the eyes
>her pussy is still juicing all over my chest
>"you know this is all you want"
>"I want you to have it"
>"I saved it for you"
>"I held it for you"
>"you want to be my little pig"
>"my little toilet"
>She squats up, her pussy squirts a little in my open, awaiting mouth
>she squats and her little butthole opens up as wide as it can for me
>maybe a whole 3/4 of an inch
I can see the darkness inside her beautiful little hole
>her precious little butt hole is hovering a mere few inches from my face
>I reach my head up and lick her little open hope, getting my tongue inside
>she squirms not expecting it
>it pleases her
>I can hear her stomach moving
>I hear her quiet, cute, yet audible grunts, she tries to be quiet, but I hear her
>I feel the warm air exit her hole as a cute little fart and enter my nostrils
>I shoot a stream of cum, not actually cumming from the warmth and stench
Mmm yes. Tell me what you'd say
>I taste her bottom air and shoot even more
>she giggles as some of it splashes all over her open hole
>"that's the appetizer"
>"if the smell and taste of that makes you that excited, just wait until you taste my entree"
>I see her hole open more
>I see her precious treat slowly peek out
>my cock is so hard in anticipation of tasting her treats it is in pain, it is throbbing and involuntarily shooting everywhere at this point
>her treat protrudes furth and further
>it is long and thick and mildly dark
>my cock is literally hurting and pulsating violently
>it enters my mouth
>my instinct is to gag
>but it is from my goddess
>it enters deeply into my mouth until it touches my tonsils
>I suck and chew what she gives me
>her delicious bowel slivers are now in my mouth
>I can taste her last meal
>her delicious shit juices fill my mouth
>as more of her pussy nectar sneaks its way down her snatch, down her butt hole into my mouth
>it drips thickly into my mouth as I chew and suck her treats
>I have lost all body communications at this point and am transcendent
>I know not when to cum
>I only know to devour and nurture the delicious treats she has given me
>I chew and suck and swallow as I can
>she looks down at me
>she fills her mouth with saliva/snot, hacks it up real good
>she slowly drools it out of her mouth
>into my, slowly emptying mouth as I swallow her treats
>I feel her warm snot/spit enter my mouth as it runs off of my top lip and blends with her treats and nectar rather nicely in my mouth
>I shoot more cum
>it is only a prelude to the amount of cum she will receive from me
>she says under her breath where only I can hear her as she pants and gasps
>as she rubs her sopping wet pussy all over my face and drizzles more nectar
>"You are so fucking naughty. I wish my real slaves were as much of a pig as you."
>her treats have filled my mouth to the point I can't keep up and start to gag
>she stands up and pushes her bare feet into my mouth, pushing her treats down my throat
>CPR
>it helps and I swallow her treats
>I fade back into existence staring at my goddess over me
>my angel
little Ari like blueberry pie had been flast all
over her best dress wrock heavy and in an
stoop sad stickled demanded why the younger
man had sleeved her bum as she passed so
light barred mickle!
I'd tell you what a pretty Karen you make, how amazing your mouth feels around my cock and how much I want to use you, and all the outfits we could dress you up in
More of your cum to her feet
*clapping*
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