Mixed martial arts expert ama

Mixed martial arts expert ama

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Roleplaying faghot. Lol we all know ur a fat neckbeard faggot watching tranny porn, u probably think ur an expert after watchin a wholes day of internet training. Lol

How much of a fucking dick sucking 4 inch penis faggot are you

>ama
It’s called mma. Have you gotten hit in the head too many times?

You can lick me brown star forra while mate. I know yer type well. In the can you'd be nothing against a shiv and you'd be gay for the stay, just like most of the blokes

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Thats why i love doing mma, i get to grapple and put my ass out so it can be rubbed by another male, ask away about the grappling i do in the showers with my trainer. (Uncle)

How old are you, when did the relationship with your uncle start

Tried Jiu Jitsu, but killed my lower back. Loved the workouts, but could not get past back issues.

Any recommendations on stretches, workouts for my back or is it just not for me with back issues?

Fuck you OP you're taking everything I work for motherfucker

yhis man is not an mma expert he doesnt even do any real training he just plays touchbutt with that dork in the park with the ponytail

This

Is Kenpo any good user??
What's a good form for street defense against street nogs

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My wording is fucked but I'm high

Kenpo is a shit anime

Why bother training with fists when you can train with firearms?

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How does it feel to know all that training will go to waste when some fucker shoots you

That show is cringe and you will be put away in prison if you kill a person.

Are your nose and ears all fucked from getting punched?

Not if you kill them in self defense faggot. CO has castle doctrine, I'll be just fine if I kill someone.

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How does it feel I can take your gun beat your ass and claim attempted murder?

You can’t shoot someone if they’re just trying to fight you. Can’t use deadly force unless you can prove there was an actual fear for your life, not a fear of getting your ass kicked because you deserved it most likely.

Get your CCW, they’ll teach you when you can and cannot use a gun. For example, you’re walking around and you see someone who’s getting their ass absolutely stomped, you can’t just fucking shoot the other guy because you’re 3rd party. But you can sure as hell get in there and fight off the other guy and prevent a murder.

Tl;dr you’re going to get in a LOT more trouble for shooting someone rather than kicking their ass, plus it’s great workouts

How sad must it be you're waiting to shoot and kill a person to push your luck with a bullshit excuse. You'll do nothing faggot

Nice dubs. But ill disagree. Tell it to george zimmerman. Any level headed state has laws that will let u defend yourself with extreme prejudice should an aggressor put your property, family, or self, in any danger. Chimpout and should i feel my well being , property or those around me, in danger, get ready to take the room temperature challenge.

One punch man here is all I needed to know. But hey George Zimmerman is free

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You don't realize how much shit he caught in court. Whatever keeps you from the little boys.

>self defense
Lol like I told You can’t just fucking shoot someone because they want to beat you up. You cannot use deadly force if they’re not. Assault isn’t deadly force. If you can prove that the attacker is screaming “I’m going to kill you” or has a weapon then you might have a chance, but even then, that persons family is sue you to the ground.

Get your fucking ccw. It’s obvious that you don’t have it, if you had real training with a gun, you’d at least know when you can and cannot shoot someone.

Ha. Ok. Dependes on state. George zimmerman will have a word with you. Also, texas, even if the agressor is unarmed if u feel ur life is in danger, regardless id the perp has a weapon, u have all right to defend urslef and property

Doesnt matter. Killed a nigger and got away with it. Even more amusing is he signs firearms for profit at gunshows. Even has a cocktail named aftwr him. What did that nigglet get but a casket and chimp outs lol

>implying you're faster than a bullet

Kek

I'm just saying you're unstable and mentally ill posting premeditation on this website. Me doing a bitchass sport shouldn't trigger you unless you're gay

It is whatever they fucking feel like in court

You cannot use deadly force for property. You will go to prison for murder/attempt. Idk where the hell youre lurking on YouTube, but I promise you if you shoot someone and can’t prove that their attention was to kill you, you’re done for. Plus their family will sue you to hell, which is why ccw carriers usually have some kind of insurance (as I do)

Shooting someone doesn’t solve everything, you might have cases where people get away with it, but your odds are so slim. Learn to fight and kick someone’s ass unless the person is literally trying to end your life.

Don’t be a retard

>YOUTUBE TELLS ME COURT IS CORRUPT
>has never been to court
I don’t want to hear your opinion on something you literally know nothing about

Castle law texas idiot. Lol. U have the right to defend your property. It used to be u couldnt shoot them if they had their back to u but that changed with the law. Anyways, im glad i live in texas and not some faggot xuck state lol.

I'm faster than how fucking stupid you are and your draw. Relates to the gravitational force lawyers and blacks have on your ass

I watched the part in law abiding citizen where gerard butler trusted the nigger instead of slaughtering his family

This - I carry daily. If someone wants my vehicle, I am not going to put up much of a fight. I have insurance

If some wants my wife or kid, I will shoot. No questions asked and take my chances in court if it gets that far.

No property is worth taking a life over, but I will give my life and take a life for my kids.

Texas might ONLY have that law. There’s laws to protect your property, but not with deadly force. And let’s be honest, Texas is cucked by Mexicans and traffic. Texas is shit

Exactly

is bas rutten a top 5 all time fighter?

Did he think he was his friend or that he was talking to a person?

You don't even have the right to remain silent.

Texas is a meme. They might be on your side they might not. Looking forward to your Darwin award.

Lol. Id rather have the right to defend my property from anyone with deadly force regardless than have to face charges and beuracrasy in a an actual cuxk state. Fuck all that. Shoot a retard or deal with leftist courts in the north.

You're supposed to flee and be a victim.

Underrated

Lol cool. Texas may be a meme to the cucks, but i as sure can shoot a faghot in my property and get an award, any other fagoot states will make u go through ontense investigation. Yeah. Fuck that.

Put yourself in the criminals shoes for a second you live in a nightmare police state and you're aching to kill a person by shooting them? Under any excuse?

You’re aloud to use deadly force if you’re protecting yourself, family, or friends in the kind of situation he was saying.

They say if someone is going to kidnap you, even if they have you at gun point, you fight like hell because if they can move your location, your odds of dying are increased greatly.

So if someone is trying to forcefully take your wife or kids, you sure as hell can shoot them. But you gotta prove it

Allowed*

I will keep that in mind if I ever need to deal with you in any social situation. Or if you ever need my help.

Wtf? Lol, all you have to do is stfu and have the attorney on retaintion do the work. Unless youre in a junkie state where the laws protect the criminal

You're a stupid American making the incredibles seem like a rational decent movie.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s a nice thing to have. You can shoot someone easier there for sure, if you can prove your innocence, but that’s kinda all Texas has. And their courts are lefty fags like you said. Nothing else about Texas is appealing, but hey, have fun having the right to do something you’re never going to do!

So this is what a dumbass at work sound like. I should get you a beer buddy.

Do you not know our laws? How are you about to have an opinion with something you know LITERALLY nothing about

If we ever did interact id probably say good morning sir, or im in no hurry you may go ahead of me at the grocery store, as opposse to wtf cracker let me get that wallet muh dick

Im actually dealing drugs smuggled from the mexican border. Lol. However ill take that beer. Its overbearing being able to protect my property without scrutiny

Don't talk to me stupid. End up in the news.

Fascinating hearing you talk about Tarrant and Zimmerman

Creep.

Damn it u missed it by one digit. Also, did u know on a state level a convicted felon is able to regain his 2nd amendment right in texas, its only federal law that over rules that law. So ill agree texas is cucked in that way, instead of upholding a texas law it bemds over backwards to the tyranny of federal government

Haha, alright

And this is why women choose black men and they're so strong. The only good thread out of this yellow shit ruined.

No it was immigrants that ruined America, and this we're perfect invincible and you can't touch us vibe we always win and you're fucked vibe you give us creepy unsettling and disturbing. God found a way to punish you and curse you simple as that. A human being can see that.

Not talking about tarrant, im ignorant on that xountries law, i can however talk about zimmerman. Florida and texas are similar but distinct, texas was the last state to free slaves. They share many similarities but are also diffrent exponentially

Cuck

The dark knight rises shooting then. Gotcha care to give us the location of the theater and the movie you will be watching?

Turns out I live in Texas, and I like to keep my anonymity you don't know who the fuck I am. I could be a cop.

I'm giving you some friendly advice, and you're gonna lecture me on the law? Not there for you to bend buddy.

I guess shooting niggers, lawfully and being hailed a hero outside the nigger community makes one a cuxk lol. What does that make you, target practice bitxh hahaha

Nah youre not a cop, you sound like a social worker for urban teoubled youth lol

Have you recorded your reaction timing? Do you do yoga?

How come there are arrests or suicide by cop
Did you win?

I'm trying to see if you're a punk.

Im not anti 2nd, or in favor of giving the criminals the upperhand in court. Im not a punk, but u sure sound as a sissy

But that's what I think of you faggot. You're a pussy with a gun like it's a toy or a control remote. You're a punk and a cuck. Self defense my ass you're not a victim saving little boys from being kidnapped here.

You keep doing it after you got dealt with. If somebody wants to beat your ass that's not a bully bully you provoked him that's your friend you don't have to buy a gun.

Now i know youre a cuxk leftist shill. The second amendment is the right to arm yourself against an intrusive and tyrannical government. Every coconstitutional right is as important as the next.

But you have to be dealt with and you're asking me to beat your ass.

They have the freedom to speak freely and defend their right to do so, however i also have my freedom to defend myswlf amd my well being, they will have to fa e their actions and ill b able to defend my well bwing with force, luckily texas will rule in my favor when after being attacked im able to use fatal force to defwnd myswlf

Cool amd yourebegging me to shoot ur trayvon martin ass dead legally lol

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Nice 8. Lol i know ur trolling nkw. However, if u r that gay nigger, ur funny af. U can get injected with heroin and taken to reynosa, ull get beat by 2×4s, ill pull every single finger nail, I'll pound nails in betweene ur toe nails and skin. Ull get put on a large copper disc and slowly raise the temperature. Finally, aftwr ur useless, ull be calcified and buried forgotten forever lol

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