What's the worst thing you've been caught doing?

What's the worst thing you've been caught doing?

I recently forgot my phone at my grandpa's house during a visit.
When I went back to get it I found him and an uncle looking at my gallery filled with shemale porn, mlp porn, pictures of horse dicks and the odd loli (2D) pic in there.

My grandad didn't say a word, although I'm sure my uncle tried to play this as a reason for him to disinherit me and came out worse for it in the end.

I know he fucked up because my grandad wants him out of his house now and is speaking to me normally.

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How the fuck did they get into your phone?

jacking off to picture of girl i knew by mutual female friends

It's not locked. All you gotta do is slide your finger to access the main menu.
I never thought anyone else would get their hands on it.

Then it's your fault. You got really fucking lucky dude.

kek
How'd you get out of that one?

Mom almost caught me jacking off to sonic anal vore

make to sure to make your grandpa happy until the day he dies because if he didnt disinherit you after all that shit and is also kicking your uncle for talking shit, he really loves you and know this is just a phase.

Yeah, that was entirely on me.
I still don't lock my phone. If I ever lose it it'll give whoever finds it some interesting things to look at.

I just read this

I didn't; I just dont talk to them anymore
not much of a loss tbh

Snapchat really messed the new update up

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Very sound advice, my dude.

new snapchat bug

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how does this even work wtf

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Why would you save any of that shit? I'm into drawn loli and I would never ever save an image to my phone. That's fucking retarded. You are fucking retarded, OP.

thank you Yea Forumsro

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My mom caught me at my room watching really close all the details of my cousin’s vagina, She gave us a godly beat while she was crying (mom)

Beta bitch.

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Sharing yaoi on a christian server.

How did you end up in that situation?

That's fucked up, man.

I spent a few days working on it.
OC. Do not repost.

my wife caught me jerking to cp.

how the fuck did you manage to get your grandpa to side with you on that one

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Dude how much more perverse and degenerate can you get? I hate to shame you more, but how does one get so fucked to like mlp and traps?

how
fucking
retarded
do
you
have
to
be

In our early teenies we lived so close each other and almost daily after school we used to meet to have meal, we have a close relationship, we hug , hold our hands, bla bla (even faking being my gf in some situations)
One day after meal we went to my room to watch random tv and I placed my head over her belly, I was watching the edge of her pants and started to play lifting it in a playful tone [actually I don’t remember so well my brain whiped out that moment] I remember that we started to play something related to watch our bodies and lasted enough to go to our lower body part, none of us complained, (she was first) she was wearing a skirt so it should have been fast.

>We left the door opened

Just in that moment my mom came to ask something then HELL.

Correction*
Edge of her skirt
As I said my mind whiped out that moment

I used to post myself as a wannabe trap here on /b not that long ago. I enjoyed being an exhibitionist slut so to speak. And I hid some folders on a hard drive. It was found by my brothers who setup a meeting with me and confronted me about being a wed addict ( they also found some of the fucked up porn I’m into) so I feel for ya OP been there fucking been there

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Got caught (walked in on) trying to experience a hands free orgasm from anal & prostate stimulation. I was 16 and my little brothers friend walked in on me.

Don’t let this thread die I wanna hear more horror stories. I wanna know I’m among others who have been horrible stuff. I mean I had some pretty dirty wannabe trap stuff me riding dildos in full cross dress nails done up. Ugh glad it’s been at least six months since then

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Or maybe gramps fucked a horse or two back in the day.

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I couldn’t agree more with most of this post. Although you don’t know whether it’s just a phase. I’m thirty years old and still for some reason I love horse cock it turns me on like no other. What’s weird is I’ve only ever dated women and when it comes to dating I’m strictly into women. But I’m still kind of a fag with what I enjoy watching like horse cum *shrug

No it was not nice rofl it was humiliating knowing all the fucked up secret shit I was doing and kind of ashamed of got found out and SEEN by my brothers fuck. It was so bad they didn’t even want me around my niece and nephew for awhile cause they didn’t know if I could be trusted around them. It was super gay

you need to go back, normalfag

about as super gay as being a trap?

interesting how all of these are about weird porn.

not getting caught stealing or lying or something, just a bunch of weird porn

That only makes it hotter.
You were so overcome by sexual impulse that you disregarded the risks amd potential consequences.
It makes my dick diamonds.

Pretty much I guess that’s poetic justice?

in middle school my friends and i photoshopped our principals onto gay trap porn and sent them to this black girl (we also called her a nigger and shit) and we all got suspended.
police got involved, yada yada, but the worst part was that the school forced my parents looked through the entire text convo. i just remember my dad opened the packet (they had printed the entire thing out) and the first thing was a picture of a 13 inch bbc. the look he gave me i'll never forget

no regrets

>be me around 13
>late night
>brothers asleep
>he has a boner
>idk why
>get urge to put it in my mouth
>did that
>he props his head up
>shit shit
>frantically lay down
>I'm pretending I'm just passed out
>hope he thinks it was just a weird dream
>14 ish years later and he had never brought it up or anything

Hah I can see that. I do kinda get off on being degraded and dominated. I used to write cum whore on my body when I was dressed up and gonna make a video or pictures.

Is your cock nice? I wouldn’t be against you sending me some cock pics. I found some of the pictures of me but they are too big to post here.

Oh nvm I compressed the pictures this is an example of some of the shit they found. On the very tame side

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fuckin kek

Did you ever experience a prostate orgasm?

Yeah think that shit plus lost of gay fur horse cocks and a huge amount of my sissy shit with dildos and leashes on etc

wow dude that's awkward AF

Holy shit man that fucking sucks. Out of curiosity what were you using to stimulate your prostate it’s not as easy as sticking your fingers in your ass like American wedding or whatever would make it seem

Whoa whoa whoa that escalated quickly. Holy shit dude I would be mortified. Thank God he never brought it up cause that shit is the worst it’s way more fucking awkward especially if they are super straight laced and can’t understand why you are so fucked up in the head.

My dick's grotesque. But thanks for asking.

Fucking kek.
Was there any eye contact?

Yeah.. I got the genes of two addict parents, nature/nurture played a part, mom still drank/smoked during pregnancy etc. I've done a ton of weird fucky shit in my life that I cant really explain. Heres another story
>be about 11
>asked to babysit nephew who's like 6
>doing the usual smash bros/wind waker
>I gotta pee so I go to bathroom
>I guess random boner time
>pee with boner dick
>nephew walks in
>I tell him I'm peeing
>he doesnt leave
>he walks in and fucking observes my dick
>I dont stop him
>he asks why it's all big
>all I could do was say yours will be big too someday
>he wraps his fingers around it to size it up or something idk
>moral brain kicks in and I tell him to stop and let's keep playing video games
Ever since this happened I think about it almost every day. I was 11 at the time but I still feel disgusted with myself.

For like, a quick second, he had those super sleepy eyes though, he fell back asleep or maybe was so confused he pretended to go back to sleep? Idk

Had a similar experience once when I was pretty young with one of my childhood friends at the time, we were both maybe 6 or 7 at the time. We would both touch each other's dicks, seeing what would happen. We aren't friends anymore and haven't spoken in years, but I can't imagine how awkward it would be if it were to come up again.

Grotesque? In what way shit now I’m more curious than ever (well maybe) either way no worries I only ever exchanged pics if they were into it.

No worries love :3

how did she react?

Whoa shit my bad didn’t mean to put so many links in last post rofl

Anyways gonna crash soon take it easy hun

This one time at band camp I accidentally a 9yo girl with my trombone

Another story of me actually getting caught, I guess it's similar to some posts above
>be college guy with gf renting a lil place
>develop a fetish for futa porn
>at first that stuff made me laugh/cringe
>then I started realizing it's all that would get me going during fap times
>acquire tons of futa vids from the futanaria site
>got em on my external HD for when gf is out and I'm home alone
>also tons of other sub folders of porn I collect from /gif/ and shit
>one day
>I'm at work
>she texts me pictures she took
>pictures of my porn folder
>pictures of the futa videos
>she sends several pictures of different futa videos
>I dont even want to go home to that
Shit was pretty weird for a while after that.

Jerking off and sniffing my best friend's sisters panties. I was at his house by myself and he came back to get something. Safe to say it didn't end well

Not caught but almost. A couple of days ago, was feeling extremely horny, and I was doing laundry, and I saw my sisters panties. Really hot so I started jerking off with her panties wrapped around my cock, and came so hard it hit the laundry detergent container and it just dripped to the floor. So I was standing there with the nutlag for a bit, and out of everyone, my sister was walking down to talk to me about something. Talk and talk with my semi hard on tucked in my pants (no underwear so just the linings of my loose pants holding my dick against my body) with her centimeters away from stepping on my dripped cum. Was trying to keep my cool, was shaking for a bit, but she left unaware of the stuff that had happened there. Was really hard at that point so I jerked it again with her panties.
>pic related, the culprit

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still here?

This is beautiful. Keep 'em coming!

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>14
>at family reunion
>rather be alone, run off to bathroom
>jerking off to milf porn on iPad
>aunt i barely know walks in after a few minutes
>fuck.jpg I forgot to lock the door
>”what are you watching there user?”
>scramble to put it away and put my clothes back on
>”she looks like she could be my age user”
>door closes and locks
>”she could be me...and you could be him”
>not sure what to do, so I stop

>be me
>must have been like 4 years old
>"theres no way u can remember that far back"
>memories like these stick out like a sore thumb
> live in tiny apartment, share a room with dad, his gf(not biological mom), me and my brother
>my bro and I shared a bed, they shared a bed
>one night, I creep over to their bed
>dads gf is naked, titties
>I gently put my mouth on her tit
>she wakes up, see her eyes open
>I fucking boing back to my bed
>pretend I'm sleep
I think this tits phase started after I found one of my dads VHS porn vids and I watched it. Weird shit like this continued as I developed, drew a pic of my best version of a girl with big tits once, his it under the coffee table and she found it and lectured me etc.

I had a group of gayfap buddies in high school and we tried to do stuff naked with one of our gayfap bud’s older brothers. We were all 15 and he was 22, he woke up and went crazy on us, pointed his gun at us and demanded a reason not to kill us. His parents didn’t let him hang out with us anymore after that and they told our parents but none of our families believed them lol

I tapped and my step sistercaught me and stared
I cried
She laughs and walks away
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