I will tell you what you need to hear

I will tell you what you need to hear

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They forgave you a long time ago

Text her this second and tell her that you're thinking about her

THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.

This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION


Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

Banana_id:jvui4szoeg

You dont have to

Have another drink

Text who

This is the only thing that makes sense, but I'm not trying to shitpost, sometimes people can get much needed advice in random places, like if the last comment is shown when you first get onto Yea Forums page :]

Depends what her means to you if it doesn't immediately register than you probably need different advice

If you don't try you'll never know

In most cases being friends will not lead to sex

If you're trying to quit, take it an hour at a time, count the hours and try to beat it

The Simpson's commentary is a good date, if it's not, she's not worth it

Yellow tree
Pretty to see
Yellow prevails

If youre depressed fill your extra time with upbeat, GOOD music. During car rides, in between commercials, background to playing a video game...

Thanks friend

Bump
Thanks my gf thought it was sweet

No problem

Shameful self bump

It wasn't that big a deal

They weren't talking about you, you were just insecure at the time

Throw out all your pee jars, you can always start over

Yellow leafs
Porn leaves
Yellow wins again

Yea Forums should be seen as a writing experiment/thought experiment

You were fortunate enough to be given life, no matter how bad it is. Life is suffering. When you find meaning in the suffering, you start to live. Some of you may have not found meaning yet. You will.

Very well. Give me a list of small trees that bloom for at least half the year.

No compromise. All porn leaves. Burn in hell. Also you picked the absolute worst fucking porn to keep.

Leonard messe kobushi [small 30ft, pink flowers]
Venus dogwood white flowers
Oklahoma redbud cercis reniformis pink flowers, gold in fall
American fringe tree chionanthus virginicius white fuzzy fringe
Evereste crabapple pink buds to white
Golden eclipse Japanese tree lilac syringe articulate
Chaste tree vortex Agnes castus far. Latifolica 10-20 ft blue flowers

It will start to turn around right now

Stop chasing and you will catch it

Forgive yourself

If you love her don't run away because of what your friends say, they're trying to break you up

God is with you and for you.

Thank you

Blessed yellow tree
For all who believe to see
Yellow is shining

All paths lead to God, it's just a matter of how long it takes to get there

tell me

The best things in life are free or about ten dollars

What type of advice you need user

I’m going to tell you what you don’t won’t to hear.
I can fuck you fucks up. Not a thing you can do about it you bunch of stupid niggers!
I’m going to bow out now queers, knowing I can duck you up!
Hahahahaha

Ducks are cute pets, until they grow up.

To live without regrets, follow your heart but don't ditch college classes too much

You are a cuntlicking Motherfucker.

Try again

Remember your dreams tonight

You will die
Create a family, its the most natural thing to do
Live well

Bump

Sprout again

What part of blooms for half the year or more did you not grasp? I didn't say just name small flowering trees.

Recheck them idiot and their flowering times

Oh Cercis and dogwoods bloom for half the year or more? Yeah, bullshit.

Just looked up Leonard messel Magnolia. Only blooms in spring, because you know it's a magnolia. Venus Dogwood seems to be the same, because you know it's a dogwood. Did you even look at any of these before you listed them?

Haha you looked it up

No I have a superficial understanding of trees offhand. It's nice to have no other issues that you need tree info I'm jealous.

Yeah, no shit stupid. I was serious about the small flowering tree thing. Now pretend to be retarded somewhere else.

Trees are more important than almost anything else on the planet.

This is my thread you pretend somewhere else

Besides bees maybe

Trees are much more important than bees. Honeybees aren't even native to the Americas.

I have the overwhelming urge to tell you this : if you use more lube and take Advil after, you won't be so cranky

You said almost anything else. Learn to write

Hey OP how do I stop being poor?

Inb4 anhero

Study economics, save and invest in something worthwhile. Letting cash rot in a bank isn't a good strategy