Asuka > Rei

Asuka > Rei

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both have their qualities, but Asuka is garbage. Her personality is shit, and she's intolerable.

stop samefagging

Asuka a best

After going through Eva again, I have a lot more respect for Asuka from knowing her background - and why she acts like she does

you are objectively wrong

is this real ?

Not fapping to the EVA themselves, y'all are some unbalanced individuals.

>not fapping to the angels
get on my level, pleb

Whats this from?

You've never seen Evangelion? How new are you? Damn this place has changed.

I like the new girl, even though I can't fathom why she's there outside of being fapbait. Too bad about 3.33, 4.44 never ever.

Also don't forget to report the spambot.

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Evangelion rebuild films. Goddamn the other user is right, this place has changed. I wonder if you anons would even recognize a penis with blue hair and eyes crudely drawn on with MSpaint.

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POST TEH REI

>even though I can't fathom why she's there outside of being fapbait
That's the whole point, Anno created her as a stereotype of overblown fanservice - and the rebuilds are just one big mockery of otaku culture and waifufags who didn't like the original ending.

Fuck off you lame faggot.

Rei will always be best girl, Yea Forums is a Rei board.

I don't have it saved, even in my ancient EVA folder inherited from Yea Forums.
Is 4.44 just going to be him giving the audience the finger for 90 minutes or was that already accomplished with 3.33?

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The Netflix dub of NGE that came out today is utter trash kek. A literal transwoman is voicing Shinji, Shinji sounds absolutely retarded now.

Pathetic.

He doesn't care, he has all the money all the world and no more depression. It could just be a looping gif of Pen Pen dabbing over the corpses of the main cast for all I care.

All dubs are utter trash you silly cunt.

But Shinji was a fucking retard, so quire appropriate.

Oh yeah, I forgot entirely that was getting a redub.
Too bad.
It'd still make bank, too.

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In no universe, rebuilds or not, will the cast of NGE ever be happy. Anno is hellbent on making everyone suffer.

However, I am happy that the rebuilds gave more evidence of Shinji x Rei.

Until she fucking died and got replaced.

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the personality of rei is based on eva, the second woman of adan, more submissive and obedient while asuka is based on lilitt the first woman of adan, who wanted to do what she considered convenient and God ejected and reproduced with demons and blah blah blah therefore I choose rei, to have her as a sex slave.

Well. Yeah. Basically. :'^) Which again, proves that Anno wants 0 people in NGE to be happy, and if the fans aren't happy about that?

Fuck' em, because he's Hideki fucking Anno and he's rich enough now to play with your emotions.

>rei as a sex slave
>not misato
begone, pleb

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Rei a shit. Asuka also a shit. Shinji a shit. Misato a shit. Gendo and Yui a shits. They're all shitty people, none of them are any good.
Except Maya. Maya's good.

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I look forward to watching Shinji fuck everything up even harder and get everyone horribly killed in 4.44, assuming it ever gets made.
>mfw it ends with him on the beach from EoE, only completely alone forever
Something something hedgehogs.

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Shinji > Rei > Asuka

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Ka
wo
ru

Don't forget about Hikari!

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I want to impregnate Misato. I want to fill her fertile womb with as much of my hot, potent cum and semen until her womb fucking explodes and her ovaries quiver and shudder with ecstacy.

Our child would be the product of our nasty, wild, intense, passionate, sweaty lovemaking. And every time we'd lay eyes on our child, we'd both be reminded of how good we fucked to make him/her.

That would be the life.

Get off Yea Forums Anno, we want 4.0

> tfw the only girl that would literally do anything for Shinji is dead and lost forever

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

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It's for the best, don't fuck alien souls in clones of your mom.

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With this new generation of NGE watchers, prepare for Waifu wars 2.0.

TWENTY MORE YEARS AGAIN! LET'S DO IT!

Misato > Rei > Asuka > Kawarou

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moot was such a pleb for saying that asuka is best girl

are missing more threads like this Yea Forums is full of craps that want to see transvestites (traps), black and white diacutiendo who has it bigger and which race is superior, I'm going to fuck look at some anime >> any suggestions?

One of the many things that has confirmed Moot is a faggot

Watch Satoshi Kon films, check out Perfect Blue

I watched Konosuba recently. It wasn't very good but I still watched it. Finally got around to My Hero Academia and I've been liking it more.

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thanks guys, anime night

Enjoy user, hopefully you find something you like.
Ever see Blue Submarine No. 6? It's been a long time since I watched it but I remember liking it, and it's short as shit, only a few episodes.

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Fuck Asuka, she's dumb and gay. Shinji doesn't need an abusive wench in his life like that. She was only nice to Shinji like less than a handful of times all throughout the entirety of NGE.

Who the hell could watch Asuka and immediately think "Yeah, THAT'S who Shinji needs."

Friggin' manlets

Asuka was exactly who Shinji needed, and he realised that in the end (EOE). Sorry.

We get it, you like blowup dolls.

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He didn't realize that, period. He strangled Asuka because he had 0 clue as to whether or not she was real.

The only person Shinji outright blatantly stated he needed/loved was Kawarou. C'mon, at least try.

On an emotional level, yes, he needed everyone to get him out of the abyss. And he stopped strangling the second he felt a touch - contact, physically and mentality - from Asuka.

THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.


Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

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Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

yellow_id:h3x8lkjzk

>Kawarou
That fag? Nah.

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Shinji would have stopped strangling literally anyone who showed up at the beach first.

ANYONE could have come back.

Keep moving faggot, we're having an Evangelion thread here.

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I think he'd have kept strangling Gendo, had it been him.

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ZOMG teh rei!!!1!

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Proceed

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That seems plausible, yeah. It actually would have been phenomenal if Gendo showed up on the beach, then Shinji and Gendo could finally have some sort of Father-son catharsis.

Or, Gendo gets like strangled to death or whatever

>"Uh, Father? Now that we have a moment, I-"
>"Get off of my beach, Shinji."

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As hilarious as that is, I actually DON'T think that would be what would happen!

Remember how before Gendo was to be symbolically eaten by EVA 01 he admitted he was terrified by the bonds people create, and apologized to Shinji?

Yeah, I think the broken, honest with his true feelings Gendo would be the Gendo that washes up on the beach lol.

Seriously is 4.44 even happening or what? Feels like forever ago Yea Forums had the endless 3.33 threads when the first leaks came out.

Probably, if he hadn't been decapitated before instrumentality.

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well that's the 4.0 ending wrapped up, now Anno just needs 2 hours to kill with fanservice and youtube poop-tier writing

I'd settle for 90 minutes of Mari jiggling her tits around.

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What makes you think Gendo ACTUALLY got decapitated?

Was this just an hallucination or something? I last watched EoE while drinking heavily and can't quite recall. I remember the sound it made though.

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I have a tight bodysuit and pantyhose fetish so Asuka in her pre remake plugsuit makes me rock hard. Rei is nice but asuka > Rei

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I'm like 95% sure that was just a hallucination. Even the majority of Yea Forums would agree on this.

THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.


Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

Banana_id:rkwd4ttue

Literally could not have worse taste. Imagine liking some harping cunt over cute and quiet rei. Rei would suck you off and give you a beaming smile as you came on her face

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I told you to keep moving nigger, we're having an Evangelion thread here. Fuck off.

Hard not to tbh, she never did anything of note.

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I'll have to rewatch it sometime, that movie is a clusterfuck even when sober, let alone shitfaced.

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I'm tempted to drop acid and watch EOE again, it could either go really well or really badly

Man, instrumentality would be interesting to sit through tripping balls. I'd err on the "really badly" side, but it could go either way.

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This hurts my brain

Maya and Shinji being basically indistinguishable from one another hurts mine.

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Is everyone else too busy porn/yellow warring to post in an EVA thread?

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The year is now 2753 and Anno has released his penultimate remake of Evangelion.
Using actual clones, angels and refusing to have any plot except for pimping merchandise he plans to continue making these until the heat death of the universe.

I have not seen it but thanks for the data, there are several animes so some chapters are trash but after you become addicted I will keep it in mind

very true user these threads are why I still do not lose hope in humanity

>Evangelion Re-rebuild: Pachinko Dreams

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>there are several animes so some chapters are trash but after you become addicted I will keep it in mind
You're welcome, I think?

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I am surprised that Anno hasn't licensed the characters to some convenience store chain.
Oh wait....

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Heck, i'd buy a Rei bento box

The Pen Pen bento has real penguin.

Eh, as long as you get a discount with a drink

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Sounds delicious, but for me it's the buckets with the Evangelion on them.

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>look it up
>it's a real company
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"American style" buckets. I wasn't aware our buckets differed from nip-specific ones.
I am impressed by non-english speakers who still use english imageboards. I would be lost trying to post on any other language site.

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>mfw
this thread is only on here because its on netflix now.....

i was wondering why i saw a NGE thread

>"Welcome to the NERV bar, what's your poison?"
>"I'll take the 'Shinji's ejaculate' shot, please"

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evangelion was the most boring pretentious piece of shit i ever watched.

Who cares how it got here, it's a thread that isn't porn or anti-porn spam.

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Not that there isn't a lot of very nice Eva porn.

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anime isn't random. has it's own board .

[Horst-Wessel lied plays in the distance]

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Suck my nut faggot.

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yeah we get it you wtch dull shit that makes no sense so you can pretend to be some sort of intellectual.

Bored tonight user? At least drink or something man, it's Friday.

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i already had few. and yeah i'm bored af.

Bout to start myself, just mindlessly bumping the thread while deciding what to do. Might try some more Windwaker, been liking the game a lot so far. Extremely late to twitter but I never had a GameCube when it was new so I missed he whole library. Is there anything good on the console besides the standard Nintendo stuff, aka Kart/Smash/Mario/Zelda?

>Twitter
Fucking autocorrect, that's what I get while trying to smoke and post at the same time. Many to say late to the game.

Yellow enough screen grab, but Mizato is best.

Used goods.

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