Year 2k19 and smoking weed... can you imagine?

Imagine... smoking weed. I can't even feel

it makes you relax and get rid of stress, similar to alcohol

>oy vey goyim, don't take the marijuana! Take my 20 pills instead, for just 20 shekels each! Marijuana is evil and dangerous!
Fuck off kike

>Making a simple question this long.
Yes I have smoked weed. I tripped over once. Gasp, so dangerous.

This thread brought to you by the alcohol industry.

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My bad, meant to say almost tripped over once.

>can be addictive

LOL... So can social media. What a dumb thing to say. Anything fun can be addictive.

Weed doesn’t cause hallucinations nor does it mess with your balance
Wtf kinda disinformation is that? Why aren’t they speaking of the pros instead of a bunch of fabricated cons?
That’s coming from a dude who temporarily quit 3 weeks ago and won’t be smoking for an undefined amount of time

Dependence is very real though man. I have friends who get super aggressive when they're out of weed. Forming a "new normal" from daily use you can't afford isn't good.

That being said, lmao weed mostly harmless

Your friends have personal problems, weed doesn't cause personal problems.

stfu with your sarcasm satan
I mean it does cause mild hallucinations if you smoke enough of it and also it causes anxiety but other then that isn't not bad

nobody is forcing you to do shit you fucking lowlife sheep, either be a stoned virgin your whole life and never have any fun or grow a pair of balls/ovaries and live a little, pussy

maybe you can get laid while ur at it too

yet you fucking need to advertise it on every possible occasion, just kill yourself already

nice try schlomo

Yeah I can, I just injected two marijuana ten minutes ago, feels good man

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So what are the negative effects of weed?

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>let's write 200 counterposts because smoking dried plants is so harmless it needs constant PR control 24/7

I never advertise it im just stating facts and responding to this fucking b8 thread because I got nothing better to do

Alcohol is good cuz Jesus turned water into wine. I didn't see Jesus turn water in hella dank weed

>IT'S OTHERS, U CAN GET FUCKING DESTROYED SAFELY, I PROMISE GOY

But instead it doesn't make you depressed, or kill your liver, or ODs you, or make you partially disabled for the next 15 hours, or makes you crash your car, or impairs your reaction speeds, or turn you into a belligerent fucktard , or-

>just STATIN FACTS n shit, so nobody gets their own idea on things, nothing to worry about
fuck off and die, you worthless worm, who the fuck you think you are? Promoting smoking dried cow shit on the internet, you're hilarious.

do spread this bullshit on facebook too? if so, fuck off there

Yes I'm spreading bullshit, please, go ahead and drink as much as you want your liver will be fine

clearly you're an underage fag who as never drank liquor
shouldn't you be doing your homework for Monday, you annoying shitstain

>your heart rate an increase by 20-50 beats per minute
>this can last from 20 minutes to 3 hours
Holy fuck you're saying if I just smoke dope, I can skip cardio?
Sweet

The info graphic isn't wrong. Weed can and usually does all those things. But OP is retarded nonetheless.

>make you partially disabled for the next 15 hours
what?
>weed doesn't impair your reaction speeds
have you even smoked weed?

its called too much of anything is bad so stfu crybaby

Yourself. A stupid fucking question asking lowlife, paid by jews to spread bullshit so kids get intoxicated on a daily basis so they can lure them into borrowing money to get wasted and work for free. Fuck off and kys.

you sound like someone who drank until he got a liver problem and now is angry that he can't drink anymore

op is retarded and never tasted alcohol in his life so he thinks that after a drink or 2 you get completely shitfaced

great argument faggot, am I interrupting something? any medical-scientific arguments for your agenda? or you're gonna just insult me now? fuck off and kys, stop telling people to smoke this shit

you wouldn't have liver issues unless you're getting drunk more then once a week
there is nothing wrong with it so if they wanna relax and get rid of pain/stress then they should be able to

OP made a thread and then started to reply to himself, so thousands of losers can convince themselves to try this toxin, a usual Friday on Yea Forums. Plus 400 shills to help him to spread bullshit with same stale 3-4 invalid arguments.

The worst thing about pot is pot smokers

high sex is good shit tho

>Speak facts about weed
>Someone replies saying I never smoked weed

>Speak facts about alcohol
>Someone replies saying I never drank alcohol

I get the feeling that it's not me that's not the one drinking and smoking here.

I'm not even OP ahahahaha

no it's not, fuck off

Everything is wrong with it and you're wrong too, stop talking shit, you idiot. Repeating untrue stuff isn't going to make it true. Stop saying it's the best way to relax or to get rid of pain or stress, stop spreading this shit, you're 100% wrong, so fuck off and unplug your computer. You can drown yourself in feces since you love cow shit so much for all I care.

>calling weed a toxin
the only toxin is your parasitic incel life
grow up fgt
I used to drink and smoke so ask me about it if you doubt it oh wait you wont because you're an annoying shill that ignores the facts and keeps whining about shit hes never tried or knows about

pic related is you

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Maybe he fucking should have, the cunt.

OOOOOHHH, YEAAAAHHH! The incel argument! I fucking won the discussion then faggot, you can't be further from the truth.
Here we fucking go, I fuck women, I disagree with this disinformation and propaganda and suddenly my dick becomes virgin again, great.
Fuck you and your family, stop spreading bullshit that weed is great and healthy, just die in this shithole of an office you useless cunt.

The legalization of it and lessening of regulation and criminal penalties is for only one reason, money. Tax revenue generated, costs of criminality decreased. The whole cbd oil is virtually snake oil. As soon as several multi-vehicle pileups occur with multiple fatalities related to marijuana intoxication then, the “Well, we better rethink this will start.” I’ve drank and done drugs. I seriously don’t get this.

>makes eyes red due to blood vessels expanding.
Yes, goy, take these perscripton vaso-dilaters Dr. Shekelstein prescribes you for your blood pressure problems rather than that dangerous marijuana. It'll make your eyes look red!

Great argument and faggot, stick a joint up your ass, maybe it will relax it a bit, so you can get high even faster. Don't worry about intoxication, you can fill yourself up until you're no hungry for munchies anymore.
Now fuck off and stop propagating this bullshit about how smoking this loser fuel is great.

addicts are the best customers

aaaand thread killed

Yeah just cause Jesus turned water to wine doesn't mean your wine is cool. God created dank weed and every other plant and animal out there. All we do is burn it to smoke it. While on the other hand alcohol has to be made by human hands. Filled with sin.

it's not about getting drunk, you can drink every day without getting drunk and it's still bad

Users will long for the day that they could get it from a dealer. If it becomes legal in all 50, companies will buy up the rights to grow, produce and sell it, like alcohol and tobacco. Regulation, licensing, taxes. Try to grow and sell it yourself? Just like selling booze out of your house.

>people do things that I don't do... can you imagine?

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Are you fucking serious now, it's some Pokemon-tier logic shit you're spewing out here. Ever heard of firing a gun into your head?

>someone criticizes pot smokers
>pot smoker acts like a complete faggot
there you go

what the fuck are you talking about, it's just a short step to being wasted every day, it lasts for like a week or two in every drunk's life

>thc cures cancer
>doesn't realize smoke inhalation causes it

Why not tax and regulate ice cream? because it's not harmful. Weed is, so it's now promoted and soon is going to be regulated. Good money. Hence this thread and fucking shameless shilling by those worms who write those stupid posts.

year 2019 and still thinking that your opinion matters

can you imagine? saging your shit attention whoring thread. Try to be less of a faggot and lurk more nigger.

>everyone has to do the shit degenerates do and it needs to be promoted 24/7 everywhere, there is no place on Earth for people who don't want to poison themselves

what makes you think anybody needs your advice here? fuck off

I love how pussified this world is now. Since when did the habits of another human get you grape apes into a frenzy? If a person chooses to do harm to themselves what business is that of yours? Its like being in a monogamous straight relationship but hating gays even though they literally have nothing to do with you. Grow up children, grow up.

A glass of wine a day is actually quite healthy for you. But think what you want.

>Since when did the habits of another human get you grape apes into a frenzy?
Since the dawn of history, you colossal idiot.

They debate the glass of wine back and forth, and back forth.

enjoy your spoiled grape juice, wine is literally the most disgusting alcoholic beverage, I was thinking more like a bottle a day tho but not all at once

nice copypasta :-)

THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.

Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

yellow_id:781xqowxne

i was diagnosed with testicular cancer back in March of this year (I'm25), and after having a love-hate relationship with weed, i reluctantly brought it up to my GP who surprisingly thought it would be a good idea to at least try it. i paid the fifty dollar registration fee and I haven't the two hundred fucking dollar asking price or the time since the chemotherapy damn near put me in the ground from the side effects alone.

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Great argument idiot, now I'm telling you to grow up because you're just talking shit you can't back up. Somebody told you to repeat lies and here you are typing shit for money. Fuck of with this weed business, nobody needs it.

That isn't a compromise

That's yellowfags dictating terms
IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD!

Report these assholes

I once lost a leg at war and my doctor told me to never try weed, guess what, the leg grew back, how is now your story looking because mine is fucking glorious. Stop lying you fucking clown.

Nobody said that you have to do anything, retard.
Just because weed is becoming more accepted doesn't mean that you have to smoke it.

I play basketball high I will brake your ankles and pull your arm out of the socket

not asking for your appreciation you useless piece of shit

Of course it is said, over and over, stop lying.

When they are irresponsible and drive over kids. Just hide in your basement and fap to traps.

Well, I play basketball in NBA, every dude that tried to come to play stoned was fucking destroyed in first 3 minutes, so much for your "evidence", now fuck off

You yellowfags surrendered, you can't demand concessions.

Porn everywhere.

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>BETTER EVERYONE GETS FUCKING STONED OUT OF THEIR MINDS BECAUSE THEN KIDS WILL SAFELY WALK ON THE STREETS, yolo blazeit42069 amirite dudes, lmao

who the fuck are you and why do you need to see porn here?

It's about putting smoke into your lungs you retard. Do you think weed smoke is different from ALL other types of smoke and is good to breath in. And of you say you only use edible or vape weed you're a giant fag. Smoking is the only acceptable way of consumption

>Guys, I consume shit with class, I demand respect and will decide who can talk shit and who cannot.
that's how useless you are and that's how much your talk is worth

Guess you've never heard of cannabis induced psychosis? Cannaboids are psycho-active

It can induce psychosis in people susceptible to it.

rub some residue from a nug into your eye

Clarity of mind goes right out the window after using for long enough.

I'm officer Bobandy, and I'm just enforcing the law
>if it exists, there is porn of it

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