Who would you have put your money on in a bare knuckle fight between Stalin and Hitler? Not sure why, but I feel Stalin on this one.
Who would you have put your money on in a bare knuckle fight between Stalin and Hitler? Not sure why...
Daniel Walker
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Liam Brooks
Stalin was a simple thug before he hooked up with the commies, but Hitler has the ww1 experience
Jose Rivera
Hitler delivered messages. That being said he delivered messages in a war zone which is still pretty fucking dangerous, and he was wounded and apparently was actually a decent soldier according to his CO.
Dominic Myers
Hitler was ripped and had a harder life so him.
Zachary Smith
hitler smoked meth that gave him superpower
Logan Anderson
Stalin hands down, hands back up, and hands down even harder
Caleb Kelly
Since Stalin had a crippled arm and Hitler, besides "just" being a deliveryboi, had some fightingexperience, my money is on lil Adolf
Xavier Turner
stalin liked to get whiped by a mistress, it was a turn on for him, he might let his ass get beat so he can get off to it
Zachary Long
those message runners had a much higher fatality rate than regular soldiers
Nicholas Carter
Stalin was a thug and Russian, so he would be familiar with the old fisticuffs, that said, Hitler was a hardened WW1 vet who wasnt afraid to get his hands dirty. I think the Austrian would win.
Dylan Hall
you have to remember that Stalin only had one good hand that's a giant handicap
Mason Anderson
Stalin knows the secret communist martial art, Holodomor
Carson Perez
Hitler was the original Bruce Lee and the creator of the Dimak (death touch). A very formidable opponent. Stalin would be too busy downing Vodka.
Sebastian Collins
hitler was legitimately on meth
stalin was a fat drunk
Joseph Roberts
Hitler was a one testicle having vegetarian gun grabber with gonorrhea. Stalin was killing people even after his death.
Elijah Smith
Stalin is stronger but Hitler has more finesse
Lincoln Brooks
Hitler easily.
>ex-soldier
>non-smoker
>doesn't drink alcohol
>strict diet
Stalin
>drunk
>smoker
>overweight
>was never in a proper fight
Jordan Fisher
Stalin would jump on him mario style
Levi Moore
Isaac Gonzalez
Stalin- 5'4", 140 ish
-hit by a carriage, lifelong disability in left arm.
Hitler- 5'8", 160 ish
-tertiary syphilis
i'd say hitler, actually. that reach difference and the arm weakness swings it for me.
Samuel Watson
hitler took an online karate class
Jaxson Bennett
Michael Butler
And lost a testicle to mr miyagi
Parker Sanders
Jacob Long
Wouldn't even be a contest, Hitler would just shoot Stalin thru the phone before the fight even started
Henry Reed
I hate both of them but Stalin was a little shit manlet with a crippled arm while Hitler was fearless in the first world war supposedly and was 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds.
Brandon Williams
Hitler was 6 feet tall
Nathan Rodriguez
>I hate both of them
Haters gonna hate
Levi Morgan
Depends, are we talking Hitler in his prime or when he was a wreck towards the end of the war?
Justin Turner
Stalin
Hitler just seems like a hot headed type that wouldn’t know how to defend himself if his life depended on it
Ayden Richardson
Hitler was an Aryan superman, but Stalin came out of Russian prison gangs and was probably mean as fuck.