What’s happening to this board where are all the yellow threads?
What’s happening to this board where are all the yellow threads?
Colton Bell
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Nathaniel Diaz
banned
Easton Collins
They got bored and started doing something else. Their vacations started today.
Angel Morgan
They never had a chance to begin with
Dominic Hughes
They are probably crying in their sleep
Dominic Hughes
>What’s happening to this board where are all the yellow threads?
Summer 2019 in Northern Hemisphere began on
Friday, June 21
Jackson Rodriguez
It's dead man. Never was an actual thing. Just three or four asshats raiding from /pol/ who couldn't keep up posting multiple threads and samefagging them. They ran out of stamina and crawled back to their shit boards. Porn will never be removed from Yea Forums.
Gavin Lopez
they faded in time, like all Fear
Jace Wright
like all fear? wtf does that mean
Nathaniel Reed
Their prophet Ben Shapiro was driven into exile.
Adrian Russell
Good job Hal. Now make some porn constructs.
Ian Myers
on it.
Joshua Perry
Fap material by snapchat exploit
Hudson Long
Keep fighting men! Yea Forums will never give up
Ayden Lopez
In DC comics yellow is the color of fear in the emotional spectrum. That's what the Sinestro Corps uses for their power rings. Read some comics you fucking summerfag mong.
Hudson Jenkins
Yep. We are fighting to keep yellow off Yea Forums and porn on the menu.
Jose Wright
EX made me cum twice
Hunter Wood
never thought it was actually legit
Joseph Robinson
Apparently this works
Carson Foster
it was worse then the airplane posters, at least the got bizarre airplane porn out of that
Nicholas Stewart
Angel Young
So now that the dust has settled and the yellow cancer has given up can we all agree that porn saved Yea Forums?
Tyler Ward
>thinking it would last a week
It was a raid newfag.
Joseph Smith
keep the porn off the menu
Jack Gomez
This was basically yellowfag manifesto : youtu.be
It was doomed from the start.
Thomas Thompson
KEEP MAKING YELLOW THREADS
Benjamin Kelly
Me's mooth is pucci of me's feeyaces. Me's love to have yous beeg white 'medican deeks squirt cumin in me mooth pucci and doons me's throoths yulsyovier me teeyatays and me's hairy neeyaitve 'medican byoosh bepis bepis put byabies in me's pucci with yous cumin bepis
Henry Richardson
nah
Easton Anderson
The OP knows where it is at all times. he knows this because he knows where he isn't. By subtracting where he is from where he isn't, or where he isn't from where he is (whichever is greater), he obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate an ETA for desu, banana, and log shitposting, as well as the corrective commands to drive the OP from a position where he is to a position where he isn't, and arriving at a position where he wasn't, he now is. Consequently, the position where he is, is now the position that he wasn't, and it follows that the position that he was, is now the position that he isn't.
In the event that the position that he is in is not the position that he wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the OP is, and where he wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the OP must also know where he was.
The OP guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, he is not sure just where he is. However, he is sure where he isn't, within reason, and he knows where he was. He now subtracts where he should be from where he wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where he shouldn't be, and where he was, he is able to obtain the deviation and his variation, which is called error.
Luke Russell
gay
stupid
retarded
major faggot
kys
Mason Martinez
You see my disbelieving brethren, desu is all around you, the children of suiseisekis wrath are constantly restocking their folders and constantly lurking, ready to strike with the force of an 3 yo with arthritis in both hands, but even if we are weak as one alone, together, we can overthrow even the biggest, tumor filled threads, Heil desu!
We the people, the people of desu have sworn by the holy sword of suiseisekI to step aside and give ourselves to the will of faith, and it is the will of faith to let everything becone desu, to let everything become spiderman, to let EVERYTHING become potassium.
For THIS is the way of desu
At the end of the path of purging lies a beautiful world of ceramic tatas, made only with the purpose to satisfy the needs of the weary desu warriors. Will you be one of those warrior's or will you be one of the poor souls decaying in the path of the inevitable glory of desu?
With delight I see a future, a future where all shitposters; banana, Judy, desu, and spiderman shall fusion together, to be a great entity of cancer, to destroy all the other cancer until it devours itself
And when the deed is done. And the hollow corpses of ylyl are nothing but feast's of maggots, the holy mistress suiseiseki herself will descent from the realm of desu, for this beautiful future is her new home
Ethan Murphy
My inspiration is that of one that has heard, seen and felt nothing else than suiseiseki herself, for her sweet tonic of praise is what awaits us in the world after the cancer. Her smooth ceramic arms will embrace each one of her loyal servants and she will lead us to ultimate desu
This is the day, the day when desu triumphs over the filthy plebism that is ylyl, the ever an ever repeating cycle of ylyl is a cancer and the throbbing tumor that is desu is the cure, so let's stand together in the reflection of light in suiseisekis ceramic arms and know that only the purging flames of shit posts will secure the future.
And this future will be a glorious one, plastered by the corpses of the unbelievers so we may walk on them to our destiny
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
This is the way of the desu, witness the everlasting power of spamming and tremble.
Tremble in fear.
Tremble in awe.
Tremble in the reflection of justice.
For this is what desu is: justice
Justice for the true people of Yea Forums that have enough of all the porn and ylyl threads. So they make their way on a dangerous journey to aquire all the holy images of desu and all the sacred ASCII copypasta and become ultimate desu warriors to protect what is important.
"What is important?", you ask.
Well let me tell you my brethren.
What is important is the truth, and the trith is that Yea Forums is the last bastion, the last church, the last line for those who can't take the pain of normal life, you don't want to keep their deepest thoughts to themselves, so they land here in the first man-made garden of Eden but what do they find? Nothing more than normie excretion and nudity, no oc, no raids, no hope.
SO WE THE TROOPS OF SUISEISEKIS WRATH have awoken once more, to safe the chan, to safe the autists, to safe the world on the only way we know
Gabriel Wood
If you came to this board expecting answers, such a fool you must be. This is a tomb where words of gut twisting hatred, soul crushing loss, and mind numbing solitude echo; we are here to release what the world has bestowed, not absorb it.
This place, to which some call home, is an instrument of emotional vivisection; a tool to remove the leeches named despair and self-malice which society had afflicted those they deemed a lesser.
To prosper here, one must learn balance by relishing in the disdain of those who post revilement, all the while purging cancerous thoughts that plague the heart. The touchless miserables here are not bound by this physical plane, but materialize through posts of written language behind the mask of anonymity. Make use of these robot readers so others may share your misery; articulate the burden of your weathered spirit who knows not the warmth and joy of an amorous bond.
Then learn to laugh along with the nihilists, gluttons, and the cursed; banter with the villains, the whores, the sick and perverse. In this dark corner of the interwebs, they are your cruel companions, your cohorts of self depravity; all bonded together as faceless rejects who world has forsaken.
So go and run, Opie, leave our secret club. You may yet have a chance to escape untainted from the emotive parasites which thrive in this board. May you never know the bedevilment which captivates us; the vexation of memetic imagery arousing mans most primitive sins. For I am envious, Opie, my path led to damnation. Forsaken was I, a worthless cretin; condemned to bear witness to the fleeting years of my priceless youth fade and my mortal vessel rot with age. This board has imprisoned me; sealing me away to a fate of endless decay, forever bickering among the other wretches of this cyberspace cafe for the socially aborted.
Jose Ortiz
Aaron Brown
Have some porn
Daniel Torres
Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging…
Hunter Richardson
Summer is here.
Hunter Perez
is that neil young?
Lucas Ross
They see me trollin
They hatin
Patrollin they tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
My proxy's so 1337
I'm raidin
They hopin that they gon catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Mods think they got my IP
But the MySQL disagrees
And George Zimmer can gurantee
That I'm still there lurkin with a new proxy
That's right I'm Anonymous, and I do not forgive
I raid at random with no incentive
Best be attentive, ya'll get so stressed
When you see your forum flooded with DESU DESU DESU
Noobs try and think back, to the age of Snacks
When we came to jack and invade and relax
Or the eBaums raid, no thanks to Max
One threat of a lawsuit and they piss their slacks
I'm breakin the rules, closin the pool,
Stratin up a JB thread and I'm makin you drool
I got an AV said to have girls in preschool
And that underaged vid from the Stickam cheat tool
Area's grey, like Doom 3 on high gamma
Party Van hatin, try to put me in the slammer
Nowhere near the pool and I'm not even the spammer
Just cuz I a Nigra now I'm gettin ban-hammered
But they don't got the means, to combat my team
We copypasta meme spouting Yea Forumstard machines
So fight on Legion, but keep that proxy sturdy
Cuz when user posts, he's ALWAYS postin dirty
Landon Watson
Old man take a look at my life....
Tyler Johnson
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive. We are void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy. All those who break this pact will be eliminated without hesitation. Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be eliminated without hesitation. Failure is not tolerated. Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not an Anonymous. Our enemies are to be eliminated swiftly and without incident. Anonymous must work as one. No Anonymous knows everything. Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted. Manipulation of the weak and innocent is an Anonymous specialty. Once a victim is no longer commodious, they are to be eliminated. REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE. No man-made or natural occurrence can harm the Anonymous. Under no circumstances are Anonymous human. We are above humans and mortality. Anonymous are not to partake in meaningless tasks. Those who do are to be either reformed or eliminated. We are legion, for we are many. Anonymous is everywhere at all times. All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose not to. Anonymous has no weakness or flaw(except dogs and counting to 10) Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the Anonymous. Anonymous is one. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted. Anonymous is in control at all times. Anonymous has no identity. Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints. Anonymous are all equal. No one is more or less important than Anonymous. Anonymous must obey the Code. Those who do not are to be reformed or eliminated. Anonymous worships nothing. Anonymous cares for nothing but Anonymous. (Note: although part of the Code, Anonymous has occasionally disregarded this rule) Humanity is the virus; Anonymous is the cure. We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
Logan Martinez
Plz make more like this.
Jayden Reed
This is just as cat.
Angel King
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with Suiseiseki up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 threads
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed the OP
And stomped the newfag kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than OP trying to start a thread again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an GiB
Not porn I meant desu dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
Suiseiseki throws the bombest bash in town
Brandon Ross
United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great Yea Forums anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our Yea Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Yea Forums.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our Yea Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Yea Forums.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Yea Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Yea Forums.
Hunter Rivera
No ammount of faggot shit can stand in the way of porn you cucks.
Hudson Turner
Robert Martin
Nicholas Thompson
Fuck tha Cyber police
Comin straight from the underground
Old fag got it bad cuz im brown
And all of the other neets think
They have the authority to 404 the majority
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
For a larpin /pol/ motherfucker with a dream and a gunt
To be beatin' on, and left for dead
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a thread
Fuckin' with me 'cause I'm an original gangsta
With a little bit of lore and a leaked teenager
Searchin' my exif, lookin' for the discord
Thinkin' every nigga is a cp shitlord
You'd rather see, me in the pen
Than me and Paul Fetch tho rollin' in a Benz-o
Beat a yellowfag out of shape
And when I'm finished, balls are gettin shaved
Then Ill post up memes of ya daughters
Still gettin' swoll while the pronz get hotter
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down, and spammin his stuff
And on the other hand, without a mod they can't get none
But don't let it be a incel with a morale sun
'Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Cyber police showin' out for the bump top
Desu will swarm
On any motherfucker in a gold uniform
Just 'cause I'm from the oldfag scene
Punk cyber police are afraid of me!
Huh, a young nigga on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of yellowfags, dyin' in a raid
Yo user, I got somethin' to say
Fuck the cyber police
Fuck the cyber police
Jordan Lewis
Nathan Ramirez
This board is a place where the villains wear a false mask of anonymity
While they take lulz you can never replace
Stolen moments gone forever
Well, tables can turn as the newfags will soon enough learn
I will sage with desu and then watch them fall
into the pyre of 404
You can report ’till you drop, screaming 'learn the rules'
You’ll say any trope if you think it'll stop me
I will carry hell to your Thread; I will make you leave
You will reap the damage you’ve sown on my judgment day
Sleepless nights and days of damnation
Soon and evermore
I will bring Suiseiseki knocking upon your door
And kek is a lie swearing that no matter what it won’t die
Disappearing like a star in the sky
In the hot light of morning
But what do I care?
There are lulz to be had everywhere
First there’s retribution I must prepare
Mighty vengeance is mine
I have a nice post that will tempt you onward
And just when you’re sure that the thread is yours
I’ll deliver Suiseiseki to your doorstep dressed in green facade
Then, I’ll sage you to page 10 like an angry Mod
Once you’re in my glistening garden heed the page count
It’s the final text you see as you descend to 404
Fall down on your knees
Fall down and let me hear you pray
Fall down on your knees
’till I can hear you bargaining, scheming, begging and screaming to me
I will send Suiseiseki to your doorstep; you will rue the day
You will reap the damage you’ve sown no matter how hard you pray
It’s a board without any rules, fashioned in cold blood
Posts of fear and calls of doubt
No forgiveness, no way out
Only Anonymous
Then, desu
Jose Bailey
Welp Hanson mmmbop is now in my head, thus my boner's dead desu~.
Christopher Martinez
Here is her ass.
Levi Torres
Potato image doesn't hide the gross or lazy. (uncovered mattress)
Well I'm gonna follow pic related.
Anthony Diaz
She sent me those. She's a filthy subhuman piece of fuckmeat.
Ryder Ramirez
You can fix that you know. Bet she's looking for an out from the residence she's currently in.
Ryan Nelson
Got banned because making nothing but threads spamming the word degenerate and calling any porn posters jewbots. Porn threads at-least have OC sometimes even if they're boring as shit, yellowthreads were basically just a return to the tripfag circlejerking days but slightly more autistic
Connor Johnson
Bumping
Kevin Gomez
please dont surrender yellowposters, this will be hard to accomplish but its worth
Easton Ward
Why would I want to change that? I get off on fucking filthy degenerate whores. I fucked her on that filthy mattress bareback and came in her filthy cunt. She oinked like a pig when I sodomized her. Her name is Sarah from Gate City VA and she's on FetLife. Look her up if you're close and use her holes bareback. She will let you piss in her cunt even. She's a broken mess of a slut. She's adorable.
Gavin Edwards
Saging every post. Making sure this thread gets no bumps from me. Yellow is cancer and porn is de wae.
Nathan Torres
Liam Evans
Well when you build them up. The harder they lose it without you. It's a perverse self satisfaction.
Luke Ramirez
yellow will win
Easton Price
...
Nolan Nguyen
i used to fuck a girl who LOVED using sex toys in bed.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
youtube.com
Jacob Garcia
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Jackson Cook
bump
Jace James
bumpellow
John Jones
/^.$/;boards:4:*;op:only;
/fb\/ig/i;boards:b;op:only;
/trap/i;boards:b;op:only;
/tribute/i;boards:b;op:only;
/s\/fur/i;boards:b;op:only;
/g\/fur/i;boards:b;op:only;
/my ex/i;boards:b;op:only;
/Rate my Dick/i;boards:b;op:only;
/dick rate/i;boards:b;op:only;
/loli/i;boards:b;op:only;
/shota/i;boards:b;op:only;
/cuck/i;boards:b;op:only;
/blacked/i;boards:b;op:only;
/black (penis|cock)/i;boards:b;op:only;
/(breed|impregnate) (black|white)/i;boards:b;op:only;
/white bo(y|i)/i;boards:b;op:only;
suggestions?
Luis Green
Samuel Scott
paste
/WqTfeQFm
You're welcome desu~
Tyler Parker
I always bump YELLOW threads
Gavin Sullivan
I'm a Yea Forums level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.
Ayden Johnson
THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY ws not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
John Wilson
...
David Morris
What's happening to your post? Where's all the punctuation?
Jeremiah Rivera
>be chilling at home
>mom is in the other room folding clothes
>realized I haven't eaten anything in a few hours
>go out of the room to microwave my favorite dish
>prepare my mac & cheese
>decide to put on some k-pop to pass the time
>with my mac and cheese complete I walk back to my room
>mom is at my desk speechless
>apparently she managed to maneuver around my shotgun intruder trap I had set up in my doorway
>"user, what is all this?"
>I start sweating intensely
>apparently she had made it to my Yea Forums folder
>"user, what is this DESU?"
>face at peak red boiling point
>"Have you been shitposting in YLYL threads user? First that fucking banana and now this. You see this is the reason Moot left"
>my mind becomes clear
>I do what Yea Forums trained me for
>I pull down my sweat pants and grab my throbbing 3 inch cock
>"user what are you doing?"
>"DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU"
>running at her at peak velocity
>stab my dick into her puss
>instant orgasm
>9 months later she gives birth to a black man
I think my dad knows, wat should I do
Nathan Thomas
Rate my gf, rate my dick,wwyd,celebs, tribute have all been on Yea Forums obviously longer than you.
Elijah Myers
You newfags are so cancer you new generation of Yea Forums users are to pussy to do any of the shit we did years ago and look what anonymous became a bunch of stupid maskfags when the original anonymous was a group of trolls from Yea Forums fucking with people just for the lulz also now when a newfag goes into a raid they say they are from Yea Forums as if they do not know about rules 1 and 2 and all i see you faggots doing now is just fucking sitting here and jerking off and posting the same shit over 9000 times everyday may as well call Yea Forums pornhub 2.0 now you guys are so fucking stupid this new generation of Yea Forums sucks ass i feel bad for every single one of you also love how newfags bitch and cry and say not youre personal army when someone tries to bring back the LULZ shows that you faggots are to pussy LOL
THIS IS Yea Forums YOU RETARDED FUCKWITS ITS THE LITERAL ASSHOLE OF THE INTERNET. IF HATE AND SHAME HAD A BABY WITH RACISM AND SEXISM AND THAT BABY ASEXUALLY REPRODUCED WITH ITSELF INSIDE A VAT OF RETARDATION THE MUTANT OFFSPRING WOULD EVENTUALLY COLLECT ENOUGH SENTIENCE TO DISSOLVE INTO SOMETHING MORE USEFUL THAN THE ENTIRETY OF THIS WEBSITE
BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME Yea Forums.
Tyler Perez
>THIS IS Yea Forums YOU RETARDED FUCKWITS ITS THE LITERAL ASSHOLE OF THE INTERNET. IF HATE AND SHAME HAD A BABY WITH RACISM AND SEXISM AND THAT BABY ASEXUALLY REPRODUCED WITH ITSELF INSIDE A VAT OF RETARDATION THE MUTANT OFFSPRING WOULD EVENTUALLY COLLECT ENOUGH SENTIENCE TO DISSOLVE INTO SOMETHING MORE USEFUL THAN THE ENTIRETY OF THIS WEBSITE
sauce???
Ethan Butler
Have you seen his sister's leaked nudes? God damn
Hudson Jenkins
Because everyone on Yea Forums trys to be edgy because they are all fat fucking loosers that will never know what it feels like to be loved so they try to act like edgy 15 year olds. Any idea how many atheists I've met who think they're intelligent just because they're atheists? You're not intelligent. You're a fedora-wearing euphoric little idiot who looked on r/atheism one day and said "wao im one uf thos" and now thinks he's fucking smart. Anyone who claims to be intelligent and uses grandiose words like "gilded in the golden crest of knowledge" to describe how fukn smart omg they are automatically appears less intelligent than an average person. Go fuck yourself you stupid fedora Only time will show you what piece of shit you are. No shitposting, no insult. No. That's what you're asking for. One day you will realise it yourself. All those moments being a troll. It's not worth it. Maybe you will laugh about this comment. But I promise, one day you will realise it. You are worthless.why you guys think its cool to be edgy while most of you are like 20+ and could be doing something or at least fucking actually posting something funny and not, absolutely horrific is beyond me. I rarely visit here anymore because there is just no point. Its so full of Pedophiles and border line Weeb pedophiles along with faggots trying to be edgy by laughing at a woman dying horribly infront of her husband, wait until its you and thats the one person you love, wait until its you. All the attempts at trying to gain acceptance from 50 year old males with dirty shirts in there moms basement through Yea Forums will suddenly be meaningless when its someone you loves head smashed in. I harbor only good will towards all of you that you will move on with your lifes and leave this decaying corpse of a site.
Justin Lopez
Jose Brooks
THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban
all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Joshua Collins
bump
Samuel Gray
Stale pasta is stale
Bentley Jenkins
Ban everything but furries and traps, femanons n gentlemen. thatll stop the cancer killing Yea Forums.
Josiah Diaz
Hey yellow fags would it be against the rules to post gor in porn thread to kill boners?
Daniel Roberts
Contrary to common belief 'Malware' was not created by either a man or woman named Mal (Melissa/Malcolm).
'Malware' is termed that was because it is the shortening of Malicious Software. Di-spite furious campaigning by Apples Steve Jobs to rename this an Application(App) the name has stuck, where as others have fallen.
The common cause for a program to be labeled 'malicious' is often the intent of the developer; however their are common cases of a well intended Program having unintentional malicious components >see Windows 10:
Symptoms of 'malicious software' often includes:
*Sending personal information to third party's. With/Without the users full consent. (Often under the guise of "further assisting development of future projects")
>financial assistance is somehow a reasonable excuse for something you have already payed for in full.
*Encrypting the devices Data Banks and asking for a financial exchange in order to obtain the decryption key. (note this has not been a issue on Linux devices. their was an attempt, however if you can figure out how to install and run Linux you are more than qualified to obtain the key lazily left embedded within it's code.)
*And general destruction/corruption of files and folders.(This can be unintentional/sloppy software design, or some 12 year old trying to hack you face book using 2 different Aim hack scripts they obtained for CS:GO, copy pasted together under the file name of 1337H4X05.exe).
Tyler Johnson
Im just think this would be a good tactic...
Brayden Bennett
You may have heard of some pretty important event's in 'Malwares' history in recent years. (chances are you didn't, Put down the phone and watch some damn Television once in a while. Did you know Propaganda was legalized in the USA in 2012?).. didn't think so. Anywho,
*Stuxnet 2010-2012 (if anyone happens to have a copy I'm in the market for it)
This is a form of 'Malware' with a sub group of "Worm/Computer Worm", Unlike other types of 'viruses' it is a stand alone operation. Not requiring it to be attached/attacked to an existing document/Program to be executed and preforming tasks.
"Worms"are often self replicating and will 'bury' them selves into Documents/Data likely to be forwarded to other systems (depending on how ingenues the writer was. This can be a very large and smart program by virus standards with high levels of data compression/mathematical know how, rumored worms have been 150mb)
The worm Stuxnet was originally* used by "Team America World Police" to enforce its will upon unsuspecting Iranian organizations engaged in the peaceful production of Enriched Uranium.
Normal methods of delivering this 'virus/worm' would not be effective in this case.(turns out Iranians really don't want to press the big red button for a free apple iphone 4).
The assistance of Microsoft was enlisted, But this was no simple task as the Iranians were using another contractor for its supervisory control and data acquisition (SCADA) (AKA electronically controlled and monitored systems) Siemens (LEWD)
Zachary Gomez
This is where the advantage of worms come in. Microsoft (you know that company that you should trust not to plant malicious software in your OS? 'At-least Game Apps tell you that they are going to rip all you data for profit' and make you pay for the privilege) Was able to plant into Siemens 'Secure' Network using a thing called mutual trust(see social engineering), A single* copy of this worm Stuxnet, was injected into an update that was required to be loaded During the final stages of processing, a billion dollar project which could not be paused.
Siemens uses Isolated computing for their high security manufacturing needs(Note* Pine Gap "Australia's highest security ""secrete""communications facility" isolates its systems TOTALLY, being that no off site power is used, and no out side drives are allowed in. Power line Networking it's a thing!).
Their is always that one flaw in all off grid systems is the inevitable need to update.(Did you enjoy your security update on Windows 10? More ads yay!) Bill Gates being the ever popular cause of Modern Software Consumerism, saw no ethical deficiency in allowing this 'Malicious code' to be passed on by his company, MERICA! (shekels may have changed hands)
Now that the 'Worm' had a efficient path to infecting the critical software, that controls the expensive high speed centrifuges used in the enrichment of uranium. it was only a matter of time for the code to take effect, literally.
By design Stuxnet is a "time bomb" attack. It will lay dormant for a given amount of time until the coders preferred moment of activation. By delaying the execution of the 'main intent' the coder ensured that their code went without detection for it to have the greatest potential for success.
Charles Scott
For every gore in pronz thread, Ill post 2 blacked in first 3 /pol/ threads. Do you accept?
Austin Morgan
The coder clearly knew what sort of system they were attacking. This is evident by the 'obfuscation protocol' that was implemented along side the 'main intent'. The first wave of attack was the subtle adjustment of the digital readouts indicating what RPM (speed the spinners spun) the centrifuges were running at. This was done over the course of approximately one year. Making the secondary precaution measure worthless. being that of manual speed calibration.(supply power was increased in a way that it was not recorded as a problem, statistical deviation)Whilst the(Siemans) system was designed with computer error in mind(computer only has X amount of speed control); it was not thought that a base load power increase of over 25% would not cause suspicion with the caretaker engineers that there may be a cumulative error with the readouts.
With the culminate error Stuxnet is creating, it also adjusted the computers speed control to a lower positive setting, while maintaining the correct adjustments to RPM.
Now comes the moment of truth. This 'Worm' has put in place the very conditions it needs to have a catastrophic on the equipment.
>Machines are spinning over max capacity.
>Their is an additional 30% more power to throw into them.
So it did. All at once. Centrifuges spinning well past there safe operating limits. Ripping them selves apart like a brick in the dryer.
(if you are into Games you may of herd about Bloodbornes 'Memory leak' glitch. where people were playing for 12 hours straight and having no problem defeating the bosses, as they were reduced to a single move set.)
Bentley Baker
I would accept user but i dont have gore... just throwing out the idea.
Jace Adams
Blake Martinez
THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Mason Foster
This your attempt to bump the only yellow thread on the board right now? Pathetic. Just enjoy the porn yellowfag. Sage goes in all fields when replying to yellowfag cancer.
Hudson Cooper
Reported for spam.
Charles Miller
>i would but...
pussy ass summerfag gtfo my board
Joseph Flores
YOU ARE NOT A Yea ForumsTARD
Alright everyone, listen up.
This shit has to stop. I'm tired of every furfag/underage/self-righteous prick going out on other websites besides the Chans and saying HAY GUYZ I'M A /'b/TARDED LOL, because FYI...
YOU ARE NOT AUTOMATICALLY A Yea ForumsTARD JUST BECAUSE YOU GO ONTO Yea Forums.
Being a Yea Forumstard means that you have a morbid, vile sense of humor, and probably are close to being a chronic masturbator. And I have seen PLENTY of self-alleged Yea Forumstards who do not qualify for the Yea Forumstard title. If you are against lolicon in ANY way, shape, or form, you are NOT a Yea Forumstard. If you do not laugh at things like rape, AIDS, and decapitation, you are NOT a Yea Forumstard. And if you have EVER posted ANY furry porn, you are DEFINITELY NOT a Yea Forumstard, and also need to be murdered accordingly.
It has been said before that Yea Forums is the trashcan of the internet, for those who are completely inept and couldn't get laid if their lives depended on it. In conclusion, if you are a user of Yea Forums and you do not hold the traits of a Yea Forumstard, STOP SAYING YOU ARE A Yea ForumsTARD DAMMIT.
Adam Adams
Remember to sage these morons.
Noah Roberts
They croosed the desert and there it was, an oasis in the sand. The lulz ran fresh and quenched their thirst, they could pluck oc right off the branches of trees. Oh, and the memes, memes as far as the eye could see like nothing they had ever seen before.
But then the darkness began to fall. They mistoke the setting sun for a promise of salvation from the baking desert, but it revealed the oasis as a mirage. They were dreaming all along as they lay dying on the desert floor. And now they're frozen bodies, reminders of what could have been.
From their lips they uttered one last phrase.
Desu.
Bentley Martinez
Please enjoy some of my favorite hentai.
The Creepy Glasses Girl Book
exhentai.org
nhentai.net
Jordan Brown
Benjamin Morales
Matthew Murphy
Aiden Rivera
Jaxon Kelly
Andrew Lewis
Robert Watson
Asher Scott
also being btard means you wear too short cheeto dusted "YMCA camp" tshirts and lube stained cargo shorts, an unironic neckbeard un-neatly kept err not kept whatsoever, a solid waifu selected years ago (must fight with other anons who select her and never roll, must have custom pillow made of your queen) and flex on all who cant triforce. If you cant handle Yea Forums at its worse, then you dont deserve Yea Forums at its best.
Daniel Davis
Lucas Miller
THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
yellow_id:z5uh82jqit
Camden Harris
Xavier Roberts
Christian Wilson
Xavier Johnson
Evan Wright
Eli Peterson
Camden Nelson
Liam Richardson
Brody Howard
William Morgan
Josiah James
Nicholas Davis
I work in a sportscard/collectables/Magic card store. We were having a magic tournament one day and had too many nerds attending so they spilled out into the hallway of the mall. Some soccer momish whore comes up to me and asks me if I can explain the game the kids/fat nerdy middle aged men in the tournament are playing.
So I explain that, Magic: The Gathering is the biggest new craze and that the kids are practicing how to summon satan using the magic effects of their cards. The objective is to be the conqueror of hell. I said that rather sarcastically with my back turned to her, but I turn and see the shocked expression on her face. Bitch looks like she just took high beam's to the eyes in the middle of the highway. So what do I do? I stay calm and keep explaining of course.
I tell her that the older men out there are the Demonic Tutors and that they help guide the younger patrons down the road of sexual expression and decadence, and help them work towards becoming fully integrated into the community.
She just immediately stormed out and grabbed some 15ish year old kid by the hair and drug him out of the mall while he screamed " OWOWWW! What are you doing mom!? OWWWOWOWOWOWWWW! I need to get my deck! OWOWW! I NEED my deck!"
I walked out and yelled "WAIT" She stopped and turned around with her kid still struggling against her. "If he leaves now he'll never be able to complete the ritual."
I shit you not, bitch had FOAM comign out of her fucking mouth. It was possibly my greatest moment.
I hope she goes to the news with this shit and I get to be on O'Reilly or something explaining why children should be playing magic cards. :)
Owen Brown
Blake Parker
Grayson Davis
Gavin White
You don't get to dictate terms Hillary. You lost. Get over it.
Brayden Reed
Thank you for reading.
Asher Clark
>be me
>I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and fapping. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, shit like that with him. >Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin.
>So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping.
>Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes.
>So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid.
>When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment.
>Worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.
>also i couldnt eat tendies for like a week cuz it reminded me of dicks
Thomas Murphy
THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Luis Watson
THE GREAT YELLOW
WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLO
W ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Jack Gutierrez
>begging mods
Ayden Clark
Spamming this won't do shit....
Jaxon Ward
Reported for "Calling for invasion".
Nathan Cruz
Colton Rivera
I'm Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak, Yea Forums
And girls want to fuck me. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking her. I'm Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder, because I'm Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays Warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
-- Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak. Smell ya later!
Nathaniel Bell
Reminder: Hide all yellow cancer threads. When replying to yellowfag cancer make sure to put sage in the options so it doesn't bump the thread. Post porn in all yellowfag threads and keep up the pressure. Flood them with Brazzers, amateur cumsluts, and butterface. Again, sage goes in all fields to keep them on the bottoms of the catalog. Copy an paste erotic fan fiction in every thread to go with the porn. We will banish this cancer bros.
Lucas Rivera
We took a vote earlier and decided to go with the turd sandwich.
Nathan Williams
Washed away with a golden shower
Hunter Thomas
>not using pic of gary
Cooper Collins
You sound despite...
Julian Sanchez
You can spam that all you like but there is no regulating Yea Forums's content. None of you realize that you are allowed to post here what ever you want till you are blue in the face but you have no say in how to control this board or any board.
Wyatt Jackson
THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Banana_id:ajjgmgrswb
Jeremiah Rodriguez
THE GREAT BANANA WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
This chan used to be a megical place to me by this board hijacked by INCELS and pedos who post loli to not get the fbi on their front DOOR... ALSO BY DOING IT YOU WILL SAVE THE FORUM FROM PEDOS ! REPOST THE WHITE REVOLUTION
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Banana_id:jb7uldbakn
Joseph Barnes
>banana wars
Nolan Sanchez
Who would win?
Joshua Collins
01 yellow
Gavin Lopez
Ian Sanders
Yellow persists
Life calls
Yellow persists
Angel Mitchell
There here and there
Matthew Perry
Yellow is dying after less than a week. You lost Hillary. Get. Over. It.
Justin Ross
y'all lost
like the confederates, a sad reminder of losers
Aaron Stewart
Here we are
Winning again
Yellow lives
Luke Mitchell
Yellow is simple
But its foes cannot figure it ou
They will lose
Aaron Lopez
...
Kayden Lee
Here we are winning
There you run! losing
The board is ours now
Jeremiah Robinson
Yellow for the yellow throne
Ian Hughes
Bump
Samuel Walker
Just wait a while and all the piss drains out
Carter Perez
Yellow resurrection
Will save your erection
For procreation