Poo poo thread
Poo poo thread
Brandon Scott
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Ethan Barnes
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Juan Turner
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Jonathan Richardson
>thank me
Eli Walker
Luke Jenkins
Daily leak from my EX
Eli Cox
thank you Yea Forumsro
Bentley Jenkins
No
Christian Barnes
Evan Lee
Julian Parker
Jonathan Taylor
Christian Parker
Chase Ramirez
...... WITH CORN!
Gabriel Brown
Scrumptious!
Asher Ramirez
Bang zoom take you to the moon
Landon Evans
Blake Miller
Cooper Turner
Noah Cruz
Anthony Miller
Connor Butler
Oh greedy greedy billie bobs!
Ian Cruz
Lucas Perez
Luis Jenkins
Xavier Harris
John Reyes
Aiden Peterson
Wyatt Rogers
Adam Morales
Evan Cruz
Colton Reed
Henry Watson
Daniel Bailey
Nicholas Sullivan
Lucas Baker
Benjamin Watson
Grow up.
Samuel Harris
Jace Walker
anyone got a screenshot of the warped tour log eating green text?
Christopher Gutierrez
Adrian Peterson
Adam Butler
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>Sixxteen at the time
>beta throat-virgin cuck with a scat fetish who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of toilets since middle school, when some turd ass fucked me
>have a younger sister who is 14 years old at this time
>my sister is poop crazy, really wants to date someone with IBS or Crohns disease
>announces that she's "getting shit on by someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to rape the guy anally.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, lanky emo kid with 80’s-style glam rock hairdo and hot topic belts/ chains (it’s Andy Sixx)
>visibly needs to use the bathroom
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the restroom"
>discuss for five or sixx minutes
>they go to the basement half-bath
>dad tells me that her throat "isn't going to last"
>sis comes back up stairs with brown shit stains all over her face and hair and shirt
>announces it was "creamy"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that Andy previously dated a Black Veil Brides groupie at Vans Warped Tour
>she's worried that he secretly wants this emo groupie girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"He’s not taking huge shits done my fucking throat anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs and cums uncontrollably
> m f w my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first log of shit would go down her throat
Carson Robinson
Mason Rodriguez
Bentley Carter
not the one i was looking for but similar
Lincoln Campbell
so here is the logdown on this so-called 'turd'
It's the same two or three hundred BASED ANONS loggin' them dubs all day long!!
He's been on the 'Chan for a bit now, so he's not exactly a nigger, but he's not a pissfag either.
He fell in love with Andy Sixx's creamy warm coil (who wouldn't)
but since he's in his mid twenties, he can't log every single dubs because he's also busy drowning in coke and pussy at BVB concerts.
He grew obsessed with that creamy turd, but it wasn't until Andy excused himself to the porta-jon behind the BVB stage at Van's Warped Tour '08,
he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he hunts the brown gravy snake like a turd-seeking throat-missile.
At first, his actual concrete real life plans with this guy involved plain poopy eating (sitting on a fat throat),
but then his concrete real life plans metastasized into smelling his perineum (taint),
then licking his puckered asshole,
and finally, SLIDDING a warm and steamy log straight from Andy Sixx's gothcore sixxhole (yum).
He was logging creamy dubs nonstop for Sixxty hours a day, eventually eschewing his pleb job to log full time.
Now he spends Sixxty Sixx hours a day logging and opening only as many threads as are needed to accommodate logs.
He has created a Black Veil Brides Army of like-minded based alpha males to help perpetuate his throat-clogging.
But make no mistake, this guy is on the LOG DIMENSION!
and nothing you can say will dissuade him.
It's like if you tried to tell a nigger that his fried chicken and newports are fantasy,
and even if you had cameras, devices,
and all kinds of proof, the dumb ape would look at you,
and accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
So with these ENLIGHTENED LOGGERS:
You can log his fucking sick creamy dubs, and you should.
He will keep doing it till he either gets his throat completely jammed packed full of shit by Andy himself,
Or he kills himself because no log.
Kinda inspiring, really.
Just grow up and and log on!
Leo Watson
Elijah Richardson
Nathaniel Smith
Ayden Young
hehe
Joseph Rogers
Go to a porn board, you fucking cuntboy.
Chase Rodriguez