*flies in*

*flies in*

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRR

Oh hey user, thanks for letting your window open. What videogames are you playing?

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Hide and seek

braap

Not much, right now I'm playing Bugsquasher 3D

CUTE

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based

video games

*sprays*

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These motherfuckers crawl through the crack at the bottom of my window screen all the time nearing the end of summer. And they're always pissed off and aggressive.

Fuck wasps.

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Pls no I already spent the last thread watching all the youtube links and whipping up my autistic phobia of wasps

BASED

based spiders

>we

Well fuck it:

youtu.be/-HyHZsa79LU

Fuck no, wasps are satan's henchmen, they will attack and destroy shit for no fucking reason

The bickity Buck Bumble

They started to make nest on my balcony one summer. Not fun.

>we

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if you're going to force a meme why don't you make it a funny one

>he a dindu
>he be a goodboy

>*Has a genetic mutation that allows me to survives*
>*Breed with other surviving hornets to create a race of super bug spray immune master hornets*
This spray stuff is all so tiresome. I just wanted to see what kind of vidya you were playing. But I guess we have to do this the hard way *unzips stinger*

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FUCK SUMMER AND FUCK FILTHY ASS INSECTS! GOD I HATE THEM!

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Then you spray them with the hose

>we

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this is why i dont kill spiders and leave them at the corners of the windows, no more mosquito bites nor annoying flies

>Exit safe mode
The hornet has arrived

>we

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2 nukes weren't enough

I just close my windows in the summer

HAHA YOU SAID WE AS IF TO SAY YOU ARE A WASP TRYING TO DECEIVE US HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL JOKE >WE KEK MY SIDES

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nice try wasp, you're not fooling me this time

How shit is your place that they don't offer air conditioning?

joke's on you I got insect net over the window

I hate summer
I hate not being able to sleep comfortably at night
I hate being soaked in sweat because the temperature is retardedly high
I hate being able to literally do nothing due to heat saping all my fucking energy
I hate fucking buzzing insects
I hate having to take several showers a day and still feel dirty
I hate not being able to sit in front of computer because it's too hot
I fucking hate summer

>t. lying faggot wasp

this so fucking much. there's all kinds of little motherfuckers flying and crawling around. when you go biking they fly straight into your face and then they buzz around when trying to vidya inside.

Hornets are niggers support our bee frens.

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When I was 9 I once caught a wasp and killed it by suffocating it, leaving its body intact.
Then I decapitated it and drove a needle through its head like a spike and placed the needle on a wooden surface in the yard
Then I wrote "Wasps = death, no wasps allowed!!!" On a small paper and put as a warning sign next to the wasp head.

>letting
ESL retard

you need to go back

nice try wasp, but you and your siblings will die.

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You thought you could just fly in right?

HOWEVER!

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Did the warning work?

(You)

Thank you, spiderbro

this, seriously. the "we" joke is getting fucking old i dont understand how it still garners so many fucking replies

Don't wasps rape spiders

Go away and come back when you can like something unironically again

>That's a cute screen you have there, it would be a shame if I could get trough for an unexplained reason
I swear to god these fucks somehow always get trough my mosquito screen and I can see them in between it and my window when it's closed

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B-BUT THE WEB?

8ASED

You need to go forward.

Based as fuck.

>summer
But Its winter

Have you tried filling the gap maybe?

You have a crack in your mosquito net.

They are simultaneously the stealthiest and the loudest bugs

is that a was--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUCK

based

Spider niggas are the real mvps

Just use a salt or airsoft gun.

>have a genetic mutation
>never breed because you're a sterile drone only good for licking queen-sama's ass and feeding her spawn

*braps explosively*

>mom fucking around in the garden like she does
>spend my visit playing with the puppers naturally
>hear her ask what just fell off the tree
>hmm
>go outside to look and see what it is
>whatever it is, it's writhing with something black and white
>yell at her to go inside and take the dogs
>take five bald-faced hornet stings to the legs
>dance around kicking at the air like a fucking retard
>still get mocked

Sucked

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One of these fuckers flew through my window one night and I legitimately thought someone was playing around with a drone at first

One flew right in the other day. Right the fuck in. I was sleeping so I didn't notice it until it buzzed right in my face. Right the hell in my face. Naturally I shrieked and fled, naked, down the hall and searched for some bug spray whilst wearing a towel. Ma said we don't got none bug spray. Okay so what else? I remembered someone on this board a while ago said something about how water and dish soap kills them, so I found an empty spray bottle, filled it with that shit and went looking for the mother bitch in a towel. There was no wasp in here. Maybe I imagined it? Nah though it was for real. Mother fucker I found it though, on the windowsill behind an ornament. Big fucker, about the size of my thumb. Sprayed it with that mixture and it died in like 10 seconds. Drowned. Haha, fuck you wasp.

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Until they crawl into your ears when you sleep and lay eggs

EDF5

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>hating the little bit of fun we have left

Love those manufactured pictures every I see them. Never in my life have I've seen an effective web in my house or witness an insect fly and get stuck there.

Not true.
Got stung playing criti-com back in the year sausages and mashed potatoes.

Maybe it isn't mounted properly, bugs can get through if there's some space left on the sides. The fuckers will crawl in through the tiniest space available.

underrated

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Fucking delete this.
Right now

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Hey buddy, that's a nice next of giant snacks-I mean giant hornets you got there.

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Why dont spider bros do this at my home? Why do they crawl on my wall next to my bed the second I open my eye at 1 in the morning?

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Absolute unit.

Fucking based, get flossed on faggot ass wasps. Thanks, spiderbro.

haha the classy "make well known joke and then post a overreacted ironic reply"
good one mate ;)

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Not him, but I wouldn't recommend it. Dead wasps emit a pheromone that attracts more wasps as an extra last fuck you to whatever killed it. Chances are something like that will just cause more wasps to come by.

fantasticpestcontrol.co.uk/wasp-control/why-do-wasps-sting/

>Wasps are most likely to sting people towards the end of the summer season. This is mainly because of the way their colonies develop and function at that period. They begin their preparation for winter hibernation, so the wasp nest slowly begins to die off and stops producing worker wasps. The remaining workers feel disoriented by the change and no longer have the abundance of food which they had during the summertime. All of this forces them to scout for nutrients.

Wasps get agressive in the summer because that's when they tend to die off. They spend the rest of there lives being hedonists, eatting, getting drunk on fermented fruit, amd attacking anything for no reason other than it can.

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These kill a few people a year and iirc the sting wounds are like the entry points of a bullet wound. The venom is so potent that it melts some skin.

absolute madman

>Dead wasps emit a pheromone that attracts more wasps as an extra last fuck you to whatever killed it.

Jesus fuck wasps truly are pure cancer

FUCK I HATE THESE FUCKING RETARDED CUNTS. MY FUCKING SCREEN HAS TINY FUCKING GAPS THAT I CANT FIX UNLESS I GET A SCREEN DRILLED INTO MY FUCKING WALL BUT THEY STILL SOMEHOW GET IN WHY WHY WHY I FUCKING HATE THESE LITTLE RETARDED NIGGERS. I HAVE NEVER EVEN SMELLED THEIR SO CALLED "STINK" THE MERE SIGHT OF THEM ENRAGES ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP ENTERING MY FUCKING ROOM YOU DIRTY LITTLE FUCKING PESTS

They're trying to give you a goodnight kiss on the forehead and respect your living space by not littering it with bodies of dead bugs.

What a fucking chad

I checked so many times but there are no cracks or any space, I think theye bugs are just mages in disguise.
>Oh you touched me with something because you want to take me outside? I hope you'll enjoy this **BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP**

Jesus christ.

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>wasp gets in room
>kill it
>go to get some paper towel to dispose of the corpse
>when I get back the body is gone
>nowhere to be found
>still haven't seen the wasp again weeks later

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>he wants to have fun
YOU
HAVE
TO
GO
BACK

Based bird. I will never curse your name, majestic lords of the sky.

How the fuck did the stings get through

Good warning: if you're clearing out a nest of giant hornets, beekeeper suits made for little old honeybees isn't going to do jack shit.

Get something stringer, or just send one of these
fuckers in. Honey Buzzards love tearing apart giant hornet nests.

FREEDOM EAGLE TOPPLES ANOTHER DICTATORSHIP

Nah, they come anywhere near my bed whilst im there? it's kill on sight.

Ahem

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Southern hemisphere you don't count.

The vest was made in China.

Daily reminder that wasps aren't aggressive until at least september, when there is barely any food like small insects around anymore so they have to resort to eating fermenting fruit and human food. Don't hate them. They have no choice.

>hes so fucking poor that he cannot afford screens on his window.

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It was a suit made for normal sized bees. Giant hornets have way bigger and longer stingers.

based and wasppilled

Wasps normally can't eat food they scavenge on there own (see there tiny waists) what they do is bring food back to the nest, and the larva mash it into a food that they can fit through there stomachs to eat. If it wasn't dead before, it's probably dead now user.

I live in the country in Europe and I've never seen one of these in the 20 years I've been alive.
Are they city-only or something?

Neither the time nor the place. If you want fun, go to Reddit and buy yourself a soicicle.

I had a wasp land on my sliding glass door on the outside. I got a laser pointer and shined it right in its eyes and it didn't budge. Why not?

So wasps are the Vikings of the insect world.

Here let me take care of that spider problem for you bro.

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I'm mostly just shocked that it actually played dead or something, it was completely motionless when I left the room.

I love Yea Forums this is why I keep coming back.

Wasps will never, ever, ever be immune to the force of water and dish soap, because that exploits a physical weakness the wasps have, the holes on their exoskeletons that allow them to breathe? Water can get on that, but if you mix water with dish soap, the surface tension becomes too much and the water enters those breathing holes and they drown to death.

>letting your window open

>tfw where I live these niggers are the biggest bug around and fly on occasion

God I hate the so much.

Kekd

They are extremely prominent in America, especially in cities or humid areas.

/thread

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They like dirty shithole places so naturally they are found in abundance within the Americas

Ahem.

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OOH UP IN SMOKE

what the FUCK are those black "silverfish" ?!!? WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THEY EVERWHERE

OOOO UP IN SMOKE

Are wasps the starniggas of real life? also.
Jokes on you, got an anti insect net on my window

Palmetto bug?

Hornets are worse then wasps bro

Ahem.

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Nice floor bro! Mind if we borrow it?

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Hoestny i keep a few spiders in my house at all times. They're just great. The spider can protect you against any annoying insect and it doesn't harm you in any way. You can just leave one spider per room and you don't need anything else, no sprays, no insect hunting raids, nothing else is required, you're completely protected. Even now as we speak the spider's guarding my room.

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Depends on the subspecies, some are more aggressive than others. Solitary wasps are pretty tame when compared to others.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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youtube.com/watch?v=1lJZ3GZGxm0

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Yup. Even if you keep the house clean as shit they always find their way in and are fast as fuck. Not to mention them sometimes going kamikaze on your ass.

Dude relax, but yeah.

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>tfw live in a tower block
>wasps don't fly this high
>can leave my windows open with no worries

feels good

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Just like pitbulls, right? :^)

OH FFS YES THOSE FUCKS HOW DO I GET RID OF EM!?!? honestly they are way bigger than normal silver fish user HELP ME AAAH

Those fuckers are terrible down by the coast in South Carolina. The sound they make when flying just makes me sick

>haha stops

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Stay in your containment board

>birds can jihad into your pc monitor
nah m8

i wish i knew how flies got in my room. it's like they appear by magic.

How are bats treating you?

What if we get immune to breathing? Checkmate humans.

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>going kamikaze on your ass.
w-wat? roaches attack humans??

I don't think we have bats in the UK. At least, I've never seen one.

>he let his fly stay for a few days

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this makes me feel uncomfortable

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Good boy.

>I don't think we have bats in the UK

based retard

>live in an apartment during summer
>flies will just come in even with the window closed
>they come in through one room only
>just chilling on the walls, at least 6-8 of them at a time
>I kill them all but then more will just fucking magically spawn in an hour later anyway

Is my place cursed? What is happening.

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m8 we've got bats everywhere. Jealous of you not having to worry about wasps tho

>we
Fucking wasps are posting on Yea Forums now.

Finally, I live in Japan!

Sorry but for the like next few hundred thousand to maybe a million+ years you're going to be prey to dish soap and water, and it's not like you will ever evolve to overcome such a niche weakness, it only happens when you enter human dwellings or gardens. For the most part wasps are able to live in their environs easily so... yeah

>kill hornet
>shut window
>go back to playing vidya
>*swings in*
>"You can't get rid of me that easily UwU"

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>an unspeakable evil thought to be long dead returns
What are some games that do this?

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Where do you live? I've never seen a bat before.

Palmetto bugs will jump (and fly) when you try to kill them

Oh hey, Joel. How are you doing?

No idea, I assume you just have to keep your floor and shelves clean so there's nothing for them eat
Maybe call an exterminator and have him spray the cracks between the furniture with some insect-sized nuke sprays. That's what I did when I had some larder beetles (pic related) running around in my apartment and they promptly fucked off afterwards

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The big boys or Palmetto bugs sometimes fly at you when you spook them. I’ve gotten into situations where the thing would constantly hone in on me. It’s not a constant flight, it’s just enough to dart at your face.

what in the everlasting FUCK are those black ladybirds? they look like them but they are definitely no lady birds

But mosquitos can

I would buy the shit out of a basedcycle, is it a bike that works by feeding it basedboys?
I feel a fetish growing

In the Netherlands, you have to go out around sundown or early in the morning to see bats.

>ruins your nice day at the lake
seriously god, was it really necescary to make fucking WATER SCORPIONS?

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Bullshit.
Bull and shit.
One day one of you cunts landed on my arm.
I stayed absolutely still so I wouldn't piss the bugger off.
You know what he does?
He sits there for about five seconds, and then BAM!
Stings my arm and flies off like a little shit.
Fuck wasps.
Bees are the real bros.

You are filthy and either they come in through your door or the window isn't sealed properly. Make a vinegar trap and consider using the water bag trick near your window. Also, clean your fucking room.

youtube.com/watch?v=XqCV7g9dmCw

No worse than these fucking thermites that enter flying in and then proceed to destroy EVERYTHING

>6:00

youtu.be/luszv798bYc

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>go to sleep
>wake up with 30 mosquito bites in the morning

What the fuck

What a badass.

that web is most likely next to a hive
I had a bad gnat infestation one year and some cellar spiders caught hundreds above my doorways
but they went overboard with the webs and got them on my waifu's figurine

N Wales at the moment but I've seen them all over England as well. You quite often see them flying a circle around treetops at dusk hunting bugs.

>its the same meme
>every
>damn
>thread

the fuck? id literally run away creaming if thatd happen to me
>tfw as a kid had a mosquito bite DI FUCKING RECTLY ON MY FUCKING PENIS TIP

had to get cut open or something cause i could not pee

We redditors need to go back to where we belong

>Bee with the natty of a Beetle
how can other bugs even compete?

seems you missed a spot, don't worry user i got ya

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>cutfags

These invasive shits need to all burn. They have spread beyond their natural habitat in Asia via packing crates

OIL DOES NOT MELT STEEL BEES!

wasps aren't passive. they're aggressive, and will attack whatever moving being is closest to them.
however, wasps and the like are admittedly necessary evils - without them, we wouldn't have complex flavors in wine, figs, or tomatoes. we'd also have a hell of a lot of a harder time farming (or even going outside for that manner) if we didn't have wasps, since one wasp nest will consume about a half ton of predatory garden pests every year.
that being said, there's a shitload of wasps (and the like) out there, and it won't hurt to kill a few here and there.
just don't harm honeybees. they're having a hard enough time as it is.

nope uncutfag here user

*latches on

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>Go to sleep
>Open the window in the bedroom because it's warm as fuck during the summer
>Wake up at 4 AM
>youtube.com/watch?v=dhpKHf4Wm08 starts playing

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Hello user!
Cool lightbulb!
Mind if i fucking fly around it over and over and over again for no fucking reason?
Thanks!

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>the fuck? id literally run away creaming

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They come in through my kitchen which is pretty clean. I've only been living here for a year, user. They're also only here on certain days, only during summer.

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh that is why i NEVER am barefoot in grass be it at a lake or a publi swimming pool

>keep my window open
>look at my wall
>8 (EIGHT) fucking mosquitoes on the wall
What the actual fuck? A family of fucking mosquitoes decided to raid my house.

They are evolving

Put a screen on your window retard

uhm screaming ofc...yeah heh... wouldnt cum on a bug would if

I got a cheap mosquito net from amazon the other day and it's great. I keep the windows wide open all night with two big screens radiating and illuminating my room. Not a single insect since. No flies, no bees, no mosquitos or whatever inbetween-types, no spiders either!

Get a net for your window. It's the fucking best.

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this but ohio flavored
youtube.com/watch?v=WZl2X4zjejA

the nukes are what caused this

Ironic because the "Wasp posts on Yea Forums" is probably a more likely candidate for /r/Yea Forums than the post with the basedman.

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youtu.be/K6m40W1s0Wc

get deleted waspfags

Insects allowed in your food:

>Frozen Brokkoli : Average of 60 or more aphids and/or thrips and/or mites per 100 grams
>Red Fish and Ocean Perch: 3 % of the fillets examined contain 1 or more copepods accompanied by pus pockets
>Mushrooms, Canned and Dried: Average of over 20 or more maggots of any size per 100 grams of drained mushrooms and proportionate liquid or 15 grams of dried mushrooms
>Peanut Butter: Average of 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams
>Tomatoes, Canned: 5 or more fly eggs and 1 or more maggots per 500 grams

Haha, I love food.

Maybe because it's funny and maybe you're just a sourpuss?

One of these got on my penis when I was a kid. Trying to rip it off was one of the most painful things ever

qt

What god decided to let these things get bigger than a house in that world?

Aw thanks, i really needed a trinket, and barely any have dropped in a while.

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Why is everyone creaming themselves over that wasp post even though that user manage to fuck up the meme somehow? You're not supposed to admit that you're a wasp, that's for the audience to deduce. It's what makes the meme funny. Why am I so autistic that I would type all this?

Got stung by a wasp for the first time ever at the start of the year, fucker got stuck in my leg frickin wriggling around and flailing, flicked it off and felt high for the rest of the day.

youtu.be/HSyCu3rNIuE

>decided to raid my house.
and rape you

Surprisingly, an Alien that is actually God

I had over 1000 wasps living in the roof directly above my ceiling a few years ago, that shit was scary. They tear away at the wood/plaster to make their paper nests, so I could hear tapping/scraping noises in the ceiling above my bed sometimes. If they broke through it would've been game over. Not to mention when they all glue themselves to the window at 4am to try and get inside. Fuck that shit.

majority of houses/apartments in US come with window screens that do the same exact thing

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>Mushrooms, Canned and Dried: Average of over 20 or more maggots of any size per 100 grams of drained mushrooms and proportionate liquid or 15 grams of dried mushrooms
whatTEH FUCJ

Time to go on that sunlight diet.

user, I want you to reread your post tell me you didn't just mistype that number because how are you still alive posting on here?

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God that looks delicious.

Just wait for the amerifats to come and go:"duuuhhhh juts turn ur ac on lel!"

fpbp

I mean they’re not wrong

>1000
jury rig flame thrower that shit

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Just use a fan

*makes you allergic to red meat*
heh, nothing personal kid.

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>have these giant motherfuckers flying around where I used to live
>often find them on the ceiling
>they fly straight at me
Been afraid of them ever since I was a kids.
I still get petrified at the mere sight of them.

Nice try faggot, I'm on to you.

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>having your window open
who tf does this

>Somebody made a thread I don't like
>Better go in it and have an autistic meltdown instead of ignoring it

We wuz dinosaurs and shiit

NO.
COMPLETELY UNBASED.

shit like this is why I don't go outside.

ok antartica.

>spiders on Yea Forums
makes me feel pretty safe desu

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What is this thing

based spider

No one cares. Insects are literally impossible to keep out of food without poisoning the food itself. They are the most abundunt form of life on the planet what do you expect?

I wonder if an insect made me allergic to chicken

>tfw no wasp gf

Yeah, it was fucked. My landlord didn't want to pay to get rid of them and every private place charged more than I could afford, so I was stuck crossing my fingers. Thankfully everything was okay. I have a few videos of them coating my window (literally so many you can't see outside), but they're too large to post.

tick

Where do you live that gets so hot but you don't have a/c? Here in Southeast Texas, the invention of a/c literally led to a population explosion since beforehand people only tended to stay around the coast since it's so fucking hot and humid all the time. It's 100% the humidity that makes it all so miserable.
>80F outside
>get drenched in sweat because it's 75%+ humidity

I know it's normalfag shit but I think it's funny and relevant

youtu.be/08kMdn8L7Yw

>they immediately start attacking the camera

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Have sex.

lone star tick.
They can carry some kind of disease from deer that if they bite you, you become allergic to red meat products.
You can tell it’s one of them from the white dot on it’s back.

>hey bro I hope you don't mind if I turn the AC down to 68 it's a little warm in here
>Oh you're getting cold and sluggish
>Maybe a bit of warm soapy water will warm you up
Oh no..

there is a treatment for the disease already though.

Fill the gap you stupid fuck, literally you just needto use a piece of rolled up toilet paper.

wait wat Ticks can do that

Hey user :)

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yes

begone, THOT

I know. Just wanted to point that out. Everybody eats insects ona a daily basis. In fact you have insects crawling on your eyebrows right now.

End yourself you fucking jaded shitstain.

>he doesn't know
From what I understand it makes your immune system associate the proteins in red meat with bad shit.

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Amen

Sorry, carb, not protein.

Why is bugposting of all things the absolute apex of Yea Forums?

AHAHA GET FUCKED WASPS

Is there?

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Only dark web ones

*Nom nom nom*

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treatment != cure.

Where I live I have these really tiny black insects that can enter through the net, they are also dumb, fly to the bulb and die eventually, but are just too annoying because they are too many.

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Reddit loves the screencaps so we always put on a show for them

these things would be absolutely terrifying if they didn't look cute and bipedal
they're vicious

I think you have a gnat issue

just another reason to stay the fuck away from Ticks then
id rather be that guy walking in sandals with socks than a cuck who eats his steak wel done

If you don't like the jokes or the people here, don't come here it's that simple. You have a whole internet at your fingertips. You have a whole life to live. Maybe go play a videogame or something.

>Silently land and crawl on my underarm without even asking for permission.
>Get pissed when I put my arm against my body.
>Sting me.
Yeah fuck wasps.

VVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Based suzumebachi keeping all of the gaijin out.

what the fuck is going on here

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>for the last couple of months, there's the same wasp camping in front of my window
>has no base of operations there, but is almost always there regardless
>usually doesn't even try to get inside, just hangs out there
>got in through the tilted window a couple of times
>aggressively tried to get out
>open window and let it out
>it's back moments later
Is this wasp retarded?

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>jobels got harassed by a hornet
dum swede. Do they actually have hornets in Northern Caliphate?

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Fill the gap with literally anything you dumbass

Some people have said he's overreacting on those videos, but the truth is that if anything he's trying to regain as much composture as possible. Mostly because he has to supress saying any kind of curse words.

They are not gnats, are more like a black dot, kinda like fruit flies but just fly to the light and stay there. Are also too tiny and can go through every net I've bought so far. I just keep my windows closed when it gets dark.

I always leave my windows shut, try again bugboy

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they're all over the country mate, i'm in cornwall and we've got shitloads

That happened to me too, and next thing I know I was stuck in the situation of . Turns out it was a queen looking for a nest location. Kill it before it has a chance.

big black stinger

>t.wasp

Boy, you could feed half of Africa with that.

Cute Sky Jalapeno

I'm sure you have and mistook one for a bird, they fly fast

FUCK

>If you don't like the jokes or the people here, don't come here it's that simple

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why were these creatures created by nature? what actual purpose do those surve fffs

>playing vidya at night with the window open
>hear owl hooting outside
Is there anything comfier?

rip

Fucking son of a bitch.

WHHERE MY BZZZ AT

Faggot is mods are fags.

How come Yea Forums's non-vidya threads always are better than the vidya related threads? Is it because the entire board finally has an experience to bond over?

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>Yea Forums
>not /an/

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Dumb mods tried to swat it over at Yea Forums and it flew over to Yea Forums god dammit

wow this site has other forums than Yea Forums, Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /fit/ and /pol/?????

Yellowpilled as fuck
Unironically based

probably everyone on v has grown up and wants to talk about some more mature stuff

I had some make a nest right by my front door. They defended me from unwanted solicitors and I got to watch them do their waspy lives up close.

link em
catbox.moe/