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Based artic driver

>mfw shitty Chinese econobox doesn't meet FMVSS302 interior flammability regs

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Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\JXN9WHg
GO GO GO

-a6n

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pleasing like a greek drama

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w... what

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I don't support hitting children, but I would make an exception for those two.

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How do you feel about the kid from the elevator doe... ?

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giants hibernate underground just like squirrels

earthquake

Same old webms, pfft

Kek...my girl.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\JXN9WHg
GO GO GO

-fm

That kid has to sit there in his own piss until some repairman comes and gets him out, then he has to look the guy in the eyes and tell him the reason his stuck is because he pissed on the panel. He'll probably also have to pay for the damage. That has to be the mental equipment of getting belted buckle first.

nothing The Blue Burrito can't solve when it comes to mental autism.

Theres a future Yea Forums slut right there.

it's the wind you idiot

Why am i hard from this??

The what now?

They know whats good

Fair enough. You're right.

>The Blue Burrito
This is called that for one reason and one purpose.
If person is demonstrating such acts of autism or being suicidal, the autist is ordered to lay flat on this long blue yoga mat. Then you're literally rolled up into a burrito, with two cargo straps tied and holding it in place to make sure you can't weasel yourself out. Immobile. Trapped. It's like being in a straight jacket, only from the neckdown to toe.

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>you are what you eat

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>feral hogs
Not bad, considering how much damage they can do to a major crop in a matter of hours

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ofc some dumb white bitch can't get her dog fixed

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Wasnt this confirmed to just be skydivers with flares? You can literally see when they pull the cords for their parachutes too.

there's not a reasonable explanation for that aside from video doctoring or alien spacecraft.

Did kitty just bust its balls?

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Lucky to still have functioning legs.

Some something like pic related?

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Doesn't looks like it hurt him

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I would slap the kid so hard and then make him watch a rekt thread

When stumpy attacks.

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Kek.

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They're eating grass, not shit.

based

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Police acted reasonably my ass. Idiot with a gun.

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>checked

No, just idiots.

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What is this?

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damn crackheads

Stfu.

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sick burn user

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amurica is wonderful place to live. thx obama

Or anything light emitting human made things.
Seeing something you have no normal explanation for doesn't mean there is no normal explanation.

Is he missing a hand?

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>Max Autism

There is a reason for that giant bouncer in the back...

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This was buried by the gov. All references to it vanished after this video was uploaded. B is the only place you'll find it online now.

>nigger turns around like nothing happened
[sneak 300]

mechatronic

>amurica is wonderful place to live. thx obama

That happened in Trumps America, my gay friend. You know, the one that's "great again".

longisland.news12.com/story/38163671/police-homeless-man-and-woman-had-sex-at-suffolk-bus-stop

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That looks refreshing.

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>police-homeless-man-and-woman-had-sex-at-suffolk-bus-stop

I don't see any cops in that video? Was it a gang bang?

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ok

is this real?
How are such large pieces of earth moving at such a low speed and defying gravity?

That's mildly pornographic, user.

Begone thot

>pieces of earth
what? you have no idea what you're seeing there.. do you?

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would rather live in a shithole country than america. anything but the US.

sauce damn you

If so, everyone save it

>million $$$ lawsuit incoming

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hymen rekt

too bad she's still in school and they won't teach her what negligence is
but she probably got a pretty cool pencil for her troubles

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I like how those fags were comforting each other but not giving first aid to the wounded.

>inb4 they don't know how

Then they shouldn't be cops. Would they leave a shot officer on the ground with no help too?

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God i wish that were me

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>tough guy

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Canadian wildlife hates muslims.

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Wtf user, you should be banned for that, im pretty sure that breaks like every rule

I am all for holding cops accountable but that was text book self-defense.

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>0:02
>THE GAYS

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>there's not a reasonable explanation for that aside from video doctoring or alien spacecraft.
Oh, look, it's a couple of things lighting on fire, falling from the sky leaving an obvious trail; it then suddenly stops and moves sideways slowly across the sky leaving a small trail, then several more light on fire nearby. Whatever could it be? There is no rational explanation.

Except

Biological warefare. Cool.

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That looks fun. I'll have to try that.

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Fucking new york

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Lol

>gravity

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Fucking nazis or antifa being a bad example

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He even minces in pursuit

Its actually 20 or so cars piled up

is it just lemonade or booze?

>he good boi

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wholesome
they are so cute when they just hatch

you sick fuck.

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I'm gonna say movie set

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permanent brain trauma? hard to watch

>alligator ate my bumper

Have fun explaining that to your insurance company.

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the filename has been corrected just for you

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is that Rupert Murdoch?

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ive seen this video so many times but the camera work is insane for how windy it is. Makes me
think it might be fake

Wouldn't it be cheaper to use CGI and inside a studio over a green screen? This makes no sense if it was practical effect.

he did capture it happening on video.. so..

Fuck off. You know what happened to Old Yeller
youtube.com/watch?v=h6V98Vd9fi4

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Surprised that tugboat didn't bend the aluminum door frame

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remi?

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High winds + loose topsoil + moss, it's real.

what a stupid fucking person.

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lmao

sure thing tough guy, sure thing.. micro pussies like yourself, are the reason shit like that happens here in the US.

I wish i could dump your sorry ass in Liberia or the Congo and see how quick, your tough guy persona disappears..

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You can suck off my dog if you want to, user.

What a feminist, this is the kind of white woman you see defending reparations for africans in the senate of the US

its the size of a building

> Pussy gets spread

This post was unhelpful.

It is likely the big pieces are something with very low mass, like ash. Just a guess on my part but still better than an empty insult.

fuckin kek
gets me every fucking time
that comedic pause is perfectly timed

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Good thread

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yes

You see this is why i dont drink water, never know when it will decide to cut you in half.

is that what it was? trees in high winds moving loose earth beneath?
i was thinking water trapped under surface but yours makes more sense
thanks, now i can sleep tonight

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Context?

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I love these threads. Just scroll and watch random shit

deleb dis
it reeks of facebook

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a decent thread finally

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It looks like it went rigid so probably hurt

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road rage

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Wtf that guy drinking beer

>gets out of car with both feet.
>gets out of car with both hands together
>gets out of car immediately facing officers

Who gets out of their car like that?

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Brutal

Talk about blown out

volvo makes some good brakes

>What a feminist, this is the kind of white woman you see defending reparations for africans in the senate of the US

You do own reparations to them.

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1. You don't get out of the vehicle unless the police ask you to

2. You don't palm ANYTHING when getting out of the vehicle
2a. Even if you do, for some stupid reason, don't face the police with it
2b. Holding something or not, you hands should be up high

3. Not following police instruction is a good way to get shot. Listening well keeps everybody alive and helps prove you aren't a threat

4. If you repeatedly fail the above steps, especially number 3, you will be fucking shot because it's not worth putting their life on the line on the chance that you're just a fucking idiot

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Maybe don't get out of the fucking car when the cops pull you over
Especially at night and with something small and black in your hands

Hello there

You're turning into a Yea Forumstard.

Oh black people.......

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Either stupid or balls of steel

based i can not shit on command

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Water truly is evil.
Attacking those poor innocent people.

The most I ever smoked was a bucket.

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it's the cannon that's evil you dumb shit

>it looks like pigeon dave is having fun, maybe i should join him

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They're just scared of having a wash

>based i can not shit on command

So you still wear diapers, you tard?

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how did that nig light that join with one hand?

don't let your memes remain dreams
a beautiful feat of engineering

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top kek.
The ones left there had nothing done to them
The ones brought over to the US even at their worst are still living a better life than 99% of blacks still in africa.
What happened to the people at the time did suck, but in the end it was a net positive for the group as a whole. and none of the blacks alive now are even within several generations of the ones actually brought over, nothing has been done to them to deserve reparations

>Brutal
I think you mean
>Tasty

What the fuck is wrong with black dudes, why as a race have they never learned to pull out instead of cumming inside a girl. You can see she knows exactly when it's about to happen. He stops the movement, she falls down to get away. She knows exactly what's about to happen.

>volvo makes some good brakes
To be pedantic Volvo don't make brakes. They specify good brakes from a decent supplier and do a good job of the integration with the chassis

what a helpful individual

The water was clearly the one attacking those people. it had malicious intent, we should destroy all water before it tries to take over the planet.

lol you fucking morons if it was a wind strong enough to do that you'd see leaves flying all over, yet the ones on the ground are barely moving. It's an earthquake.

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fuck...the oceans ARE rising...

that's probably the only action that flat titted bitch will get for a long time

>Dat Mercedes star

i second this
water is evil by nature

Fukkin BEST!

>So you still wear diapers, you tard?
There's whole threads on Yea Forums for that

See!
It might be too late for us already. it has started its attack

excellent another for the army. we must fight back against water whenever and however we can comrade.

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Ur an idiot unkle

My favorite part is how the girl just stops and starts walking away

like oh well hes dead, free coat

>that's probably the only action that flat titted bitch will get for a long time

I doubt that. She's kind of tomboy chick guys dig.

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just take a whole bunch of warfarin

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Based Norwegian truck drivers

Kill it with fire

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kim carries a purse

It's called rotvelt in Norwegian.

It's a statement by the police, but you probably would have realised that if you had actually thought first.

Its Godzilla Titans you faggot

just leaves and ash spaz

I'm going with the skydiver theory. But who skydives at night?

Nice try, FBI.

that's Denmark, I'm Danish.

wtf

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That's what you get for letting the bull inside your cuck cage.

then quit letting your people flee here.

>This kills the crab
I'm sure the crab isn't too happy.

those are that small round bushes which roll on wild west

Why are white women such thots?

I saw this live.

So that's why they dress like that... of course.

This is infuriating to watch

first I thought she will get cut in a half
then I thought the dog will get cut
then I thought this man will get cut
then I thought the dog will get hanged or decapitated
and it ended up on 20 broken eggs. what a shame

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The section from 0:30 onwards seems to defy physics.
youtube.com/watch?v=ridS396W2BY

>Apologies I can't be aresed to download and convert to a webm

ayy lmao

so surprised

looked like a lipton logo so ill guess iced tea.

What is this device called? That's insane.

America in one video

you thought dead dog but was all just a big yolk
Ha! le ebic troll

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girly maaaan!

lol wasnt expecting tits.

>I saw this live.

Bullshit. That wasn't broadcast life.

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whoever finds this funny is a maximum pleb

>I'm sure the crab isn't too happy.
A little lemon juice, a side salad and a crisp, chilled Chablis and it'll be fine

nah you got your lifetime welfare

Looks like someone else is registered importer also. Nice to be among family

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oh definitely.

Actor is Bruce Campbell. Check his IMDb. Probably has an unrated movie there.

>What is this device called? That's insane.

It's a water jet cutter, you tard. What else would it be?

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>Maybe don't get out of the fucking car when the cops pull you over
That's literally what you're supposed to do in every other country than the US.

Punched in the cooter

AHHWWWWW!!!

>Looks like someone else is registered importer also
Nah. Worked in automotive PD for more years than you'd believe on here

fapped

>sauce damn you

It's Ginger Lynn, you amateur.

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When Africans see grass for the first time

Nerve gas

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Definitely not just owls, must be ayys

He had something black in hand. Did something that looked like a shooting stance. Mooved too fast. Didn't showed his hands. Absolutely justified.

That's some damn fine acting
>acting.....right....right

>learn all this shit to survive meeting the police
glad I ain't American

said it before but 'wheeeeeee'

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murica

i dont care. i cant help it. even though ive seen it dozens of times i still cant hold back a chuckle. it just looks so angry.

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*roid rage

They all totally set her up. Look at their smug little mugs!

which one?

yeah probably not wrong
thanks for fixin that for me Yea Forumsro

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didnt get a good look at the face but i think its ex australian prime minister bob hawke. he was known for his beer skulling skills.

manchild

but soon to die anyway so who cares

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heh. exactly.

Fuck that got me.

fucking checked

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Cartoony as all hell

da fuq?

>indian doctor who

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shitty magic trick.

>black dude smoking while fucking a pig in public
>chinese/mexican on their side who has no willing to live
>manlet out of nowhere joins the chat
>black dude turns around and rest the missing hand to the glass making the impression that he is in a film scene in which the protagonist stares at the horizon

God this is art

thats just fucking retarded. someone should have gotten out and smacked them in the head and or dragged them off the road.

i have met this youtuper before
>sexy

super soaker 10k

wtf

you do know buildings vary in size right? a one room bungalow isnt the same as a 200 story skyscraper.

Good.

What a group. Master pedo in the back, one girl doing the Heil, and then the chick in the front row rubbing her pussy at the end of the clip

such a smart boi

ur so fucking supid

30+ remind me how did you fuck your back up again

it was in Gol(Norway) but the driver was a foreign trucker, eastern european

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