What was the reason he didn't have girlfriend?

Prove hell exists...

Well I don't think his boyfriend would have been very happy about that...

prove it don't.
look into faith. it might save you.

Storybook characters can have any kind of relationships you'd like OP. Just make something up and declare it's 100% undeniable fact! Let your imagination run wild!

>hell
that's always been a funny one
how arrogant do you have to be to claim to know and be able to describe a realm of eternal pain and punishment designed by a god?

He was married

faith. next.

he had woman and kids but it was censored by church n shit

you can censor the Son of God?

I was raised a Catholic. By 14 I realized it was utter bullshit and severed all ties with Catholicism. Religion is the biggest sham on the planet.

Who is this? Jesus was dark skinned

lol

What book? Or did it make it that far?

i said faith. there is a difference.

youtu.be/a9G_d45jsh4

indeed

he did

Centralized religion. You were indoctrinated if you were born roman catholic. Deny all you want but you still believe a *little* bit.

Faith in what?

because he h8ed thots

God

You realize that "lakes of fire" only came to be representative of hell hundreds of years after the original Bible was written, right?

this is just comically lazy

Ok but the roman catholic church encourages personal relationships with God. I agree with you... but you need to have a more solid foundation. You are sounding like Martin Luther

hell is real, repent youtu.be/-GPB_XyOK-E

But where dud Lucifer end up in Enoch? Thats definitely some sort of hell

you only need to believe. that is all.

Mary Magdalene was his wife. Catholic Church changed it to keep him pure seeming and made her a hooker.

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It's pretty fun to escape reality, right?

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My fear of denouncing god would have been at its peak when I was 14, the year I put an end to the charade. Fifteen years later it's a distant memory with no residual effects. Sorry to disappoint. Man created god and nothing you can say will change that.

Was it Magdalene? I thought they were kinda BFFs? I know he had a wife though

Yeah you political Christians sure like giving people hell. But most of you little twits sure hate the thought of a dollar being made. Asswipes, go live in Rome.

opposed to what?

In the face of your own death.... i cant help but wonder user

So Catholicism is not faith-based? Idiot.
.

God is fake.

Yeah guy. Like I said they made her a hooker to distance Jesus but made em bff's to show how much he loves everyone.
But nah they were bangin

try that sentence again, chief, because it makes no sense

then who created man?

prove it

No, not all of us.
He most likely looked like Saddam Hussein.
Let's keep it real here faggots.

Playas don’t commit.

No, Mary was the wife of Joseph. God you people are so fuckin dumb get a job you do nothing religious freaks.

saving it for marriage.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9fd8tXUhuZw

He knows they’re all whores

it is. what is your point? everything faith related is catholic? think brother. you speak with an absence of knowledge.

wouldn't of served a purpose in the story. jesus dosen't need a love interest

Shit tier bait faggot kys

I fear death not because of some absurd judgement by a non-existent deity. I fear death simply because it's completely unknown.

Mary. Magdalene. You. Moron.

with God you will not have that fear.

Someone is mad. Better kneel down and pray before you go off and kill someone.

awesome thread anons. got to go to lunch. God bless you.

What piece of text confirms this? Genuine question, id like to rebuff my knowledge.

All Mary was was a human female who believed in God and took care of her god damn family. Her family was Jewish and very versed in the Torah. Son happened to be named Jesus Christ. Wow. Time to move on 2,000 years later kids.

Not how the burden of proof works nigger

Because he was a slut for BBC

Many Nazis found their Catholic God after the trials and even later when the arabs were snatching them from America. Dont fear death brother his rod and staff shall comfort you.

I doubt anyone the Bible was real but holy shit user you are a special kind of autistic. Mary Magdalene and Mary mother of God are two separate people retard.

I'd rather be comforted by another man's rod

Hey, if you need an invisible friend to help you through life, you go for it. Just don't assert that it's real.

Catholic God? Catholic orthodox and Jewish Orthodox believe in the same God lol. Once again, dumb. This thread is for dummies.

If god did bless us, how would we know?

he actually had one, her name was John

That blessing better come with some cash and gold. I need to buy my wife an island.

Okay subtract "catholic" from my comment. But dont tell me the Nazis flat out rejected the Roman Catholic Church. As much as some hated it

Platinum or copper would get you farther

What?

PLATINUM OR COPPER WOULD GET YOU FARTHER

Thanks user

Questions for Biblefags:

1)Who wrote the book of Genesis?
2)Did the serpent really talk?
3)Who did Cain marry since only 3 people on Earth after he killed his brother.

"Faith" is not an answer

Gold is $1400 an oz., platinum is $816 an oz., copper is $2.35 per pound. You're obviously fucked in the head.

Used to be a biblefag
1. No one really knows but probably 3 different authors over a really long time span
2. It says the serpent did speak
3. The bible gets really iffy on where all the women came from. The woman he married literally just shows up. No explanation or anything.

I don't go outside and I have acne

cuz he was vergin