What is your favorite candy?

Heh, BOOB.

Ha TUTTAR

This

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Hallå Götteborrg.

Just brush your teeth before bed.

Hejsan svejsan

That stuff damages your teeth the moment it's in your mouth. It's a slow process followed by a lifelong period of suffering and dentist bills.
Trust me on this one.

Icelandic black licorice. The more potent the better. If it's not about to make me go blind it isn't strong enough.

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>I'm a fucking retard that cant enjoy things in moderation.

You belong here.

titties, I am not a kid anymore user, get your underage ass banned please

I see you're immune to irony.

Man, it must suck being so fucking incel that you can't enjoy anything finer in life. Enjoy thinking about bags of sand faggot.

I like the grape Hi-Chew a lot. Candy corn is another favorite, though I'm the only person I know who likes it. The Hershey's Gold bars are great. And I love white chocolate.

I'm 44, brush once a day. I eat a bag of these at 5 days a week. I work in a chocolate factory and eat chocolate a lot. I go to the dentist every 6 months and my teeth are fine. I'm even on dilantin.

White chocolate doesn't exist. It's confectionery Jewry to get you to buy it.

Blue gummy sharks

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Hard candy.
Nudge nudge
Wink wink

Lil candy of course.

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HARIBO GUMMIBÄREN

Ayyyyyyy

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^^^

Green frogs are my #2

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C Howards violet candies

Technically that could just mean he doesn't belong here.

When I was 9 we had a whole box of these. I ate so many that it turned my shit blue. My mother burnt the rest of them after that

Come to think of it, it was actually blue whales

Pretty much anything gummy but cola bottles are the best

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I'll kill myself eating knboblings.
They're just too addicting.

does cock or mcdonalds count as candy?

thank you for this happy thread, OP

I don’t eat candies anymore but just to be relevant, pic related are still and will still be my all time fav

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...she burned them? You showed her your blue shit?
The fucks going on in your family dude...

Not him but throwing them in the garbage would’ve been way more efficient than burning them
His mom sounds neurotic

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my nigga

>burning them
I would have loved to see that blue smoke.

Unfortunately that’s not how science works

We had fires every night. And yes I was nine and was worried why my turds were blue.

And I'm talking bright blue. Almost cyan

>that’s not how science works
Huhh???
Blue sharks make blue shit. Is science?
Blue sharks not make blue smoke. Is not science?
Science is a bitch!

Eat a shitload of greens and you shit will turn green
His shit turning blue probably has to do with the amount he ate combined with the high amount of colourings that his system couldn’t wholly digest
Burning sugars, gelatins and colourings won’t make any blue smoke, that’s not it works
Also, does tobacco and cigarette papers have any hue of blue? No
Why does the smoke comes out blue? Chemical reaction
Go back to school and come back when you’re over 18
Fucktard

Yes Sir, I see you take sarcasm and irony very well.

>hurr i was only pretenting to be retarted durr

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OP here, my #2 and chewy gobstoppers are #3

Imagine being such a miserable boring person that you think candy is just for children

Candy corn is delicious

You are welcome. Pic related was my fav as a kid. Arcade games and these were a great combo.

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BINGO!

fuck off retarded reddit fag

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Kit Kat, yah.

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Been enjoying these lately.

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