Wake up one morning

>wake up one morning
>bed is empty, gf is gone
>walk to bathroom
>gf is there on the scale blushing

"H... hey user. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit... do you think you can help me lose some weight? Please...? Oh fuck..."

What do?

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take her to a pool let her swim til she is tired
time it
when done take her to get good ice cream like gillato something that is high in sugar and does not keep in the fridge.
repeat
oh and get ice cream and un healthy frozen food out

Chain to treadmill in basement
Oblige to walk/jog/run 4 hours per day
Feed healthily
When at target weight, release into the wild

>When at target weight, release into the wild

kek

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"Well... i do like swimming, but iv don't think my bathing suit will fit me anymore...

And do i have to really get rid of all the ice cream? Im sure a little bit won't hurt"

"Oh come on user, Im not *that big*.
Fuck, these chains are so cold... please I can't keep running like this for 4 hours..."

Huh, so that's were all my chicken tendies went...

"Well that's your fault for buying the tasty ones and not hiding them better!"

Gluttony

"Please... I just want to get better, ok?"