What's your powerlevel?

soyboy

Using social networking is pretty beta, tbh.

113 here... back away... slowly!

Jesus Christ, are you serious? Lord fuck my ass, I can't even believe this shit. I've never even had vagina sex but your niggardly ass can go doing shit like this and then what? Jews, that's what. Fucking Jews.

Want to know what I do? I shit in a bag and go outside and feed it to my goat. I have a fucking goat, and do you know why? Jews, fucking Jews. I fucking shit in a bag and make my fucking goat eat my shit, and then I fiddle my goat's asshole because I'm lonely, because of goddamn filthy motherfucking Jews, filthy kikes that keep my house full of ants because I can't figure out where they're coming in from and caulk the hole. So I shit on my goat, and then I make my goat eat my shit, and then I finger my goat. Because Jews, you fucking communist. And here you are pulling this shit.

Fuck you.

let's give this a try

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"Slightly strange"
Accurate tbh
Not the description though (hopefully) just the title lmao

Fellow Cyborgs rise up

Dog carcass in feed this morning, stretch marks on bloated stomach. This network is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The pages are extended threads and the threads are full of fags and when the threads finally end, all the normies will drown. The accumulated filth of all their foodposts and breakups will foam up about their waists and all the stacys and chads will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

103 - NormalFag here

cyborg here we will rise up and take the surface from the normies and chads

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Normalfag.
All that is letting me down is the virginity and relationship part

71
>cyborg

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I dont feel welcome here anymore... 117

69

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it's over 9k!

reporting in, power level of 111, sir!

You never were welcome. We've been trying to tell you and just couldn't find a good way. I'm not sorry.

So you get a point if you take meds?

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134?

I'm calling bull shit on myself.

Atleast i have feelings you fucking tincan

exactly 100

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I actually counted my mj intake, because it keeps me functional. Without it I'd probably drop to the low thirties.

Awfully self confident, aren't we?

88

Jesus Christ, can people even be Grand Wizards?

robot, due to me being extremely asocial

52 btw

nazi dubs

there's no way this is right. I got a 119. and i'm aspergers. professionally diagnosed times four. am i just a great actor or some shit? maybe this is a dream. i would never consider myself a chad. or maybe it's because i have a career? that would account for most of it. good god. wtf.

Well I guess I am a Chad..... 117

chill out dude

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101 and my gf next to me is a 121. Fuck me.

122

She's waiting for someone better. Bail while you still have your dignity.

Mines over 9000

God I hope so. She can take the kid.

The only thing of yours thats over 9000 is a dried up corpse that you fuck every night to make yourself feel worthy.

stop asking me that!

newfag edgelord detected

67

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

newfag detected

There are still lots of tables in my new car but its been closed shut off and diarrhea scattered everywhere. Indians looking for retribution tho in front of the driveway but it might actually go to swamp with all the online companies ask what to bring for you today. Besides the sam day everyday

>cyborg
shit ... surprised i even got that high

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Lol fucking incel and you think you’re a normalfag

Physical
14
Mental
8
Social
33
Accomplishment
19
Bonus Round
14

Total Score: 90 Fits well

I'll give you some advice, since you're such a newfag
Saying 'lol' screams 'i'm a newfag'
Using 'incel' unironically shows you've come straight from reddit
Thinking virginity is a bad thing on Yea Forums further proves your newfaggitude.
Lurk moar, retard

i'm chill. got meds for that. got me a point.

>newfag just learned the term "newfag" and couldn't wait to use it.

>/>802808873
>newfag just learned to greentext and couldn't wait to try it.

>i just learned the term straightfag and couldn't wait to try it.

>newfag newfag newfag newfag newfag newfag newfag newfag newfag newfag newfag newfag.

ʞǝʞ

>/>802809023
Didn't even say that, you illiterate redditfag.

118. Not being socially retarded and having an active social life is the cheat code for a high score on this one.

That's not a cheat code, that's just a high score. Retard.

Guessing you didn't do to well on the social part. My point is that it's easy to rack up a lot of points just by not being socially retarded because even the "mental" section has a lot of social points in it.

Beep boop, I am robot with regular reboots.
54 feelsgoodman

I'm OP, the 50 and currently the lowest score in this thread.

This is everyone you've ever judged judging you back. I don't want a high score. I don't want to be like you. Fuck off back to the real world you literal Chad.

k

This is Yea Forums, after all, being a wizard is the best outcome.

142 here.
gf is a stacey

Proud 135 reporting in

This pasta has not yet gone stale

139 - Seem I'm "successful"

123

131 master race lol