My best friends 18yr old little sister just sent me this!

"That's a small banana…"

This bitch paints on her eyebrows and you should never trust a bitch that paints on her eyebrows

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replace it with your dick

Tell her that’s not how you eat an apple

>What should I do?
Text her back "damn bitch, ease up on the makeup"

Maybe I should paint them with something else

Fake thread is fake

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My friend would kill me

Do it faggot

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That shit is so good but goddamn I hate that sad shredded reality.

And risk the wrath of my friend?

just go for it, text her adn see if it's legit dick request
you never know

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Yeah! She obviously wants your cock, no mixed signals here.

Worth a shot

Tell her that she could use some protein, too. A little of OP's meat might help

Old sc timer, faaaake

While this thread is fake, sometimes you just gotta go for it anons out there. Throw caution to the wind and say who cares, what's the worst that could happen

Took a shot and messaged her

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Send gore videos

fake and gay

nerve gas

Narve ges

is that motherfucker doublespacing, fucking drop kick this bitch op

>you look like you are enjoying that banana
It better be fake user

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Ain’t gonna come straight out and ask her to suck my cock, am I? Did I fuck up?

she seems rather eager, flirt a bit. in a non obv way

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should have said something like if you like bananas you can come over for dessert

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She hasn’t messaged back

Dam my nice guy manners

This

Send this pic.

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dont worry about it, this isnt darksouls, a few mistakes here and there wont matter. just try not to act like a dad

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Jesus Christ, are you serious? Lord fuck my ass, I can't even believe this shit. I've never even had vagina sex but your niggardly ass can go doing shit like this and then what? Jews, that's what. Fucking Jews.

Want to know what I do? I shit in a bag and go outside and feed it to my goat. I have a fucking goat, and do you know why? Jews, fucking Jews. I fucking shit in a bag and make my fucking goat eat my shit, and then I fiddle my goat's asshole because I'm lonely, because of goddamn filthy motherfucking Jews, filthy kikes that keep my house full of ants because I can't figure out where they're coming in from and caulk the hole. So I shit on my goat, and then I make my goat eat my shit, and then I finger my goat. Because Jews, you fucking communist. And here you are pulling this shit.

Fuck you.

I wish I would still have both my testicles

K

Still waiting on reply, I think I fucked it guys.
She viewed it but no reply

>You look like you are enjoying that banana
Kill her then yourself

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Probably just checking on her friends to see if they have plans or something. Chill out. If she was really interested, one message wouldn't have changed her mind.

Send her a uwu

If you won't get a positive reaction to it she was just in for the attention and approval and you never had a chance anyway. If that bitch wanted to choke on your dick it wouldn't really matter how you responded to her pic and you took a decent shot too so nothing wrong here, relax.

You should have said “my dick is a banana too and watched her eat your dick like banana hahaha

Ok fingerscrossed then

Damn missed opportunity op.

Send her a pic of Sharpie in pooper and timestamp

why did I lose to this garbage

If you want to scare her off then go ahead

What if she got daddy issues?

Fuuuck me I lost

Cringe

For some reason I imagined it said by that black dude voice from from that deeeeez nuts godem video

Nigger what part of bros before ho's don't you get? There are millions of other chicks to fuck.

send her a pic of you with a cereal bowl and milk all over the table and you drooling milk out of your mouth with a manic look on your face.

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Safe to say I think she wants my cock

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Do you feel more pathetic or less pathetic making fake posts? Genuinely curious.. like do you get off on this, or do you want us to think you’re cool?

Good luck op. Wear protection.

point the lack of protein of her breakfast, offer to give her an healthy dose of protein supplement

Some1 mad they ain’t getting their dick sucked

tfw going full incel

Protection for a bj?

What makes you think it's fake?

You're not going to fuck her? She's not handing out free blowjobs I think.

Noooo thats not your cock. Get that bitch some eggplant parmigiana bro! She wants an italian meal

Jealousy

tight, have fun op. if your friend starts bitching tell him that you both wanted it, it would have been egocentric of him if he would have stopped it

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That was exactly my first thought, too!
But then I thought 'wait, I'm not a virgin' and realized why this commen is so very beta. You on the other hand..

Shit I never thought about that, I just presumed it was bj only.
I’ll bring condoms in case

Friend will kill me if he finds out, extremely over protective of her.
Beat the shit out of guy for making out with her at a party last year

then don't make out, just fuck her and avoid a beating

Wtf
finally I'm witnessing a true beta autist to score
I'm not even mad, way to go m8

kek why are you friends with such a loser

More pics or more screens hot?

Flawless.

because he has a slutty 18yo sister

To fuck his sister of course

OP, post some pics!

huh

Try and take her out, fuck her,cum inside her

cum inside out, take fuck, her her*

FTFY

Get more pics now you know shes interested!

I’ll try get pics of her sucking my dick later

Tell her how about she sends a Pic or two to let yky know what you have to look forward to

moar of her now?

user this. At least post more pics of her face

The good news, there is a 2% chance this is real.

The bad news, there is a 98% chance this is fake.

Snapchat?

fuck I want that bad, but then again not really

Go to her home with a variety of fruits

gake an fay

this user is so right, drop kick her, but for every time she double spaced.

lol

show moar

whip your cock out and tell her to crawl after it if she wants it.. trust me it'll feel SO FUCKING GREAT! and she'll do it trust me

dude, she'll send you 10000+ nudes after you hooked up the first time. don't ask now.

OP see It's seldom that actual wisdom is provided on here, but once it happens, you need to be able to recognize it as such.

Faggot virgin

MAKE SURE SHE CHOKES AND SWALLOWS

I hope your right

(A list of all known flowers)

bump

Thats a banana

Lie and copy pasta.

4hr hours until OP gets his first blowie

Offer her some eggs.

send her this

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Tell her you’ll bring a squash and cook something delicious - since she’s obviously referring to that. Here’s a good recipe:
thekitchn.com/how-to-make-stuffed-roasted-squash-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-101662

autist detected

>you don't have to suck my dick
>but you do have to eat this

Good luck man, hidden camera time.

I duno if I could do that to her, I’ll ask can I video her.
But if it’s a no I ain’t gonna be pushy

Le tits now

Whats your snap, live update banging

Healthy approach

Stick it in her pooper

Why is her chat icon a stock image?

favim.com/image/414881/

Good luck fucking her, OP send a pic or vid if you can

> first screenshot says "free to hangout"
> second screenshot says "free to hang"

try better bait next time, you dumpster troll

@Anongonagethisdicksucked2k19

Nice work detective you saved all these blind fucks

busted.

fake and sad

Underrated

Op used double spaces in his last message and in none of the others

Meet up with her and see what happens
Why would your best friend argue about that? After all he is your friend and not your enemy
He's thinking badly of you if he doesn't approve

Fake af, those messages are too cringy to be real, only austistic fucks who think social interaction work like roleplay games would write something like that

>>xvideos.com/video40179159/blowjob_banana

Nail in the coffin guys, pack it up we going home

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Evade the sexual incitation with a silly, wholesome joke, like a gentleman and adult would do

Bring like a douzen of bananas to your date

Tell her you got a banana for her to suck down

>tfw op is a total cum gargling faggot
Nice larp

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Thanks, next time I won’t get caught

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U almost had us OP, almost

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C R I N G E

Thank you for confirming OP is a faggot

it's ok user, just get urself some slut friends, and the same thing will happen to you as long as ur not ugly as fuck

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She made a joke, she must want to suck your dick