I own a Fleshlight

How many uses before it's worn out?

lol, yes

A circular track of radius 100 m is banked at an angle of 30°. If the coefficient of friction between the wheels of a car and the road is 0.5, then what is the (i) optimum speed of the car to avoid wear and tear on its tires, and (ii) maximum permissible speed to avoid slipping?

Only one if my huge dick uses it.

15 mph

depends on the user

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is it a chore to clean it? does it stink?

Cool can I have it?

no, I don't cum inside it and i use water based lube, it just washes out with water, no smell

Have you ever eaten your own cum out of it?

nope

Have you ever rode a dildo while using it? If so, what was it like?

How much silverware can you own before it becomes obnoxious?

I used a prostate massager a few times, makes you cum real hard.

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How's marriage going?

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she is a shit cook

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Will you use it next to a picture of a girl I know?

lol, maybe

Have always wanted to see someone use a Fleshlight over her face. Interestedatmyself on Kik.

i own a fleshlight too

it sure hits the spot when i need a nice tight wet hole to slide my dick in

well is he right or not?

I only have discord

When will Karen bring back the kids?

Fine by me. Loca#5612

Is it less tight than before?

yeah, gotta get some new sleeves

why didn't you invest in something much better?

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lol a doll costs over $2000

paid 1100€ for mine

I am Canadian

that is $2000

how big is your dick

1100 € = 1 639.66583 Canadian dollars
not at the moment.

6 x 5.5
and my glans is a bit thicker.

I got the STU Fleshlight. My old one broke, dunno if it was a -not enough lube- or a uh... different issue, seems ALL masturbaters break on me, right along the seam I follow the instructions, but the pussy or ass will inevitably crack then split entirely.

I've even considered getting a Bad Dragon pussy (they don't JUST sell cocks, and /trash/ said go for it because of COURSE they would. In hopes that they'd be a bit more sturdy, if you catch my meaning. Had a GF for most of last year, but bad scheduling meant I mostly went solo.

ANYWAYS, would you invest in a literal holo-deck like in Star Trek, where everything looks as real as any 90's TV show? Better with safety protocols hardwired in to prevent injury, of course.

yes

Overpriced shit my friend.
Get a good quality pocket pussy, wont sag as quickly and you don't have to worry about soap melting it.

I have the same problem 7' here.

Post your 3 sleeves ! i need inspo

stoya, speed bump, and heavenly

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How replaceable are you?

as a human 1 in 7+ billion

What do you think your future self will remember about you now?

shouldn't waste time on Yea Forums

If the universe is finite, what would beyond the edge of the universe be like?

What does it do?? Does it bite?? Why???

Did you fuck it after flames lost first round

Fleshlights aren't worth the effort. They're cancerous to clean and a hassle to use. Doesn't feel better than wanking and less messy. Used mine twice and never used it again. Threw it away recently. Won't buy again.

Why do you take so much effort for so just a little bit better fapping?

I've bought one, used it about twice, than i realized the effort of cleaning it is defenetly not worth the experience, never used it again