The Moose Knows

The Moose Knows

Ask him any question and receive your answer

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am i a fag

k

E?

Is three houses gonna be gay

You bitch

Will I?

Will I get my dick sucked today?

Will I ever see her again.

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Is fortnite gay?

ok

Should I end it?

Should I even?

Am I drunk?

will trump win in 2020?

think that means yes

I keep falling into feedback loops when I develop feelings for another person. All of my attention gets channeled into plans for furthering relations.
I can't sleep because I'm running through potential plays.
I can't get lost in an activity because they might have texted me or something.
When I do get the opportunity to interact with them, i devolve into an orbiter and make no progress.
How do I put this drive onto a back burner and get on with other things?

No for make food, yes for go to sleep

Same brotha, I've missed out on soooo many relationships becuase of this

head?

Re roll?

Chimichanga it is

Fap or sleep?

Reroll

Edging it is then

will i get a gf

Brutal

i've already accepted my fate a long time ago, the moose has only solidified it

Will I get a hot girl friend?

should i

Will I receive a sign reading tomorrow?

I lost the drive for jealousy and loss when my logic beat my emotion

I was withdrawing from someone and remembered it happening before

in sudden bliss I realized, how could I be jealous of two people? Three, four?

it just faded away.. it haunts me no more

...but it will be an inner colon reading, aka a colonoscopy.

They see me rolling

will it sell?

Nien Nien Nien Nien Nien

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shit i didnt even notice his power level was over 9000 time to go to sleep

Attack the Iran?

do average black men have bigger penises than other men?

uber neun tausend

Is this just another version of the ball?

Can I have like 800 dollars

Damn quids

Should I continue with her?

what does the scouter say about his power level?

Roll

Will I have an interesting dream?

Will I get gf then?

Reroll

good luck user!

good luck again user

Reroll

Will I ever find true love?

will I beat alcoholism??

umm looks like your gf is into peggin user!

Sarah?

Will I achieve It?

Based moose

should i start cleaning my room?

Will I do something life changing in the next month

K

is it true that my penis has super powers?

Will one of my exams get cancelled?

Will I ever fuck hannah?

Will I become faimous?

Does my crush want to kiss me?

Does my crush love me?

Will I get a good grade at the exams?

Does my crush like talking to me?

will I score a job by July?

Does she want to have sex with me?

my sides

Will I die today?

Does my crush's sister like me as a friend?

Asking again

Will I be able to call her today?

am i gonna fuck a loli anytime soon

Does my crush want to sleep with me?

BUT WHAT

YEAHHHH

Are you telling the truth?

Are traps gay?

Checked this one for ya

But what?

Yeah that's a load of shit moose

will i sell my house this year?

Did my crush ever get aroused by me?

did i fuck up my chances with her?

Should I?

Does my crush like me petting her?

reroll

oh thank fuck

Does my crush want to hug me?

Are
You
Really
The Moose of Knowledge?

Did my crush ever masturbate to me?

Do I need to do something drastic?

Does my crush hate me right now?

Will I ever win a Nobel prize?

yeet

Does my crush want to call me?

Am I retarded?

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Should I kill myself

Will I ever have a threesome with a couple of blonde german whores?

Reroll.

will my favorite female celebrity have her nudes leaked?

Will I get my dick sucked this trip

wew lad

oh mystical moose i have but one question for thine knowledgeable self...

IS OP A FAGGOT?

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Am I good at STEM?

will they break up so I have a chance

Will I get a high grade at the math exam?

It said 100%!

Are you lying?

Should I lose my time on Yea Forums ?

Does my crush want to play with me?

Is OP a fagotto?

Am I very good at math?

Would my crush like it if I touched her boobs?

kek, the moose knows

Asking again

Am I my crush's crush too?

But only in your dreams.

Is my crush thinking about me right now?

Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour?

Is the moose, as an animal, fucking retarded, and should it deserve no place on this earth?

Does my crush like it when I touch her?

But what you mongoloid moose?

Will I stop being retarded then?

Will I ever be happy?

Does my crush want to touch me?

Why won't Alice love me

is the term "nigger" overused

>crush
fucking hell

Butt what?

Will I ever be with her?

Reroll

Does my crush want to cuddle with me?

What does this mean

right LMAO

Am I a faggot?

WIll I ever loose my virginity?

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
(so high)
OH OH OH
OH OH OHHH
OH

Will I kill a moose this coming hunting season?

Does she dislike calling me?

ofc it does moose fag

Did Etika kill himself yet

OP is a faggot confirmed!

Is OP a genius?

WILL I EVER KISS HER AGAIN

REROLL

RE REROLL

probably not

Fuck this shit

Good job

ZERO AGAIN!

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will I be able to keep my current job?

Is OP a good person?

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are traps?

Is OP a jew?

Reroll.

Hey, moose, are you a faggot?

bump

reroll.

Is super sass good waifu?

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Will I be able to seduce her this summer?