The Moose Knows
Ask him any question and receive your answer
The Moose Knows
Ask him any question and receive your answer
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am i a fag
k
E?
Is three houses gonna be gay
You bitch
Will I?
Will I get my dick sucked today?
Will I ever see her again.
Is fortnite gay?
ok
Should I end it?
Should I even?
Am I drunk?
will trump win in 2020?
think that means yes
I keep falling into feedback loops when I develop feelings for another person. All of my attention gets channeled into plans for furthering relations.
I can't sleep because I'm running through potential plays.
I can't get lost in an activity because they might have texted me or something.
When I do get the opportunity to interact with them, i devolve into an orbiter and make no progress.
How do I put this drive onto a back burner and get on with other things?
No for make food, yes for go to sleep
Same brotha, I've missed out on soooo many relationships becuase of this
head?
Re roll?
Chimichanga it is
Fap or sleep?
Reroll
Edging it is then
will i get a gf
Brutal
i've already accepted my fate a long time ago, the moose has only solidified it
Will I get a hot girl friend?
should i
Will I receive a sign reading tomorrow?
I lost the drive for jealousy and loss when my logic beat my emotion
I was withdrawing from someone and remembered it happening before
in sudden bliss I realized, how could I be jealous of two people? Three, four?
it just faded away.. it haunts me no more
...but it will be an inner colon reading, aka a colonoscopy.
They see me rolling
will it sell?
Nien Nien Nien Nien Nien
shit i didnt even notice his power level was over 9000 time to go to sleep
Attack the Iran?
do average black men have bigger penises than other men?
uber neun tausend
Is this just another version of the ball?
Can I have like 800 dollars
Damn quids
Should I continue with her?
what does the scouter say about his power level?
Roll
Will I have an interesting dream?
Will I get gf then?
Reroll
good luck user!
good luck again user
Reroll
Will I ever find true love?
will I beat alcoholism??
umm looks like your gf is into peggin user!
Sarah?
Will I achieve It?
Based moose
should i start cleaning my room?
Will I do something life changing in the next month
K
is it true that my penis has super powers?
Will one of my exams get cancelled?
Will I ever fuck hannah?
Will I become faimous?
Does my crush want to kiss me?
Does my crush love me?
Will I get a good grade at the exams?
Does my crush like talking to me?
will I score a job by July?
Does she want to have sex with me?
my sides
Will I die today?
Does my crush's sister like me as a friend?
Asking again
Will I be able to call her today?
am i gonna fuck a loli anytime soon
Does my crush want to sleep with me?
BUT WHAT
YEAHHHH
Are you telling the truth?
Are traps gay?
Checked this one for ya
But what?
Yeah that's a load of shit moose
will i sell my house this year?
Did my crush ever get aroused by me?
did i fuck up my chances with her?
Should I?
Does my crush like me petting her?
reroll
oh thank fuck
Does my crush want to hug me?
Are
You
Really
The Moose of Knowledge?
Did my crush ever masturbate to me?
Do I need to do something drastic?
Does my crush hate me right now?
Will I ever win a Nobel prize?
yeet
Does my crush want to call me?
Am I retarded?
Should I kill myself
Will I ever have a threesome with a couple of blonde german whores?
Reroll.
will my favorite female celebrity have her nudes leaked?
Will I get my dick sucked this trip
wew lad
oh mystical moose i have but one question for thine knowledgeable self...
IS OP A FAGGOT?
Am I good at STEM?
will they break up so I have a chance
Will I get a high grade at the math exam?
It said 100%!
Are you lying?
Should I lose my time on Yea Forums ?
Does my crush want to play with me?
Is OP a fagotto?
Am I very good at math?
Would my crush like it if I touched her boobs?
kek, the moose knows
Asking again
Am I my crush's crush too?
But only in your dreams.
Is my crush thinking about me right now?
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour?
Is the moose, as an animal, fucking retarded, and should it deserve no place on this earth?
Does my crush like it when I touch her?
But what you mongoloid moose?
Will I stop being retarded then?
Will I ever be happy?
Does my crush want to touch me?
Why won't Alice love me
is the term "nigger" overused
>crush
fucking hell
Butt what?
Will I ever be with her?
Reroll
Does my crush want to cuddle with me?
What does this mean
right LMAO
Am I a faggot?
WIll I ever loose my virginity?
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
(so high)
OH OH OH
OH OH OHHH
OH
Will I kill a moose this coming hunting season?
Does she dislike calling me?
ofc it does moose fag
Did Etika kill himself yet
OP is a faggot confirmed!
Is OP a genius?
WILL I EVER KISS HER AGAIN
REROLL
RE REROLL
probably not
Fuck this shit
Good job
ZERO AGAIN!
will I be able to keep my current job?
Is OP a good person?
are traps?
Is OP a jew?
Reroll.
Hey, moose, are you a faggot?
bump
reroll.
Is super sass good waifu?
Will I be able to seduce her this summer?