HELP

Either oil it up or go flaccid

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this is why aliens don't talk to us.
take cold showers, use ice packs, reduce the swelling and remove ring once completely flaccid.

now what did you learn?

whered you get the steel tube from?

get a sharp (or dull knife I don't care) and slice between the tube and you're body, then simply remove the penis

nigga GUACAMOLE! That’s quite the predicament.

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call the fire department, or you gonna get gangrene and lose yo dick

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hope this gets on the news

Go to the ER

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/thread. god i love this place.

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>when not a SINGLE person reads the filename
Fucking newfags

Get us some more pics of the dick.

>when you run out of viagra pills

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT TO THERE DICKS. I HOPE IT FUCKING FALLS OFF, OP. YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE A PENIS ANYMORE. NOPE! NO MORE FUCKING DICK. SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK INSIDE A METAL TUBE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. JESUS FUCK. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO FUCKING STUPID IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

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Shit, retard. I guess gently fap then take a cold shower so you get soft and shrinky and it slips out? If it goes more than an hour go to the hospital. Yes, you'd nearly die of humiliation but at least you've live to commit more stupidity another day.

found it on imagefap
Date Added: 07/12/2012

What do those numbers mean, hypothetically let's say if I didn't already know but I do. For the people that might not know.

it means get off Yea Forums you fucking newfag

Dog, I'm not a newfag. Just tell me.

Get the fuck out. This is not a site for you

you are lying
it is showing

Its an Epoch date code. This image was uploaded elsewhere 2 months ago and the file name was not changed.

This should help.

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new fag.

jesus relax guys. I was just fucking around, so easy to bother Yea Forums.

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press F

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why people do idiotic things with their dick I will never know. Where is that gif of a guy hammering his balls?

seen this post enough who cares funny the first time now it's old

Run-on sentence

Fookin grama policeboys

checked

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I know is bait, but if anyone is in this you should put your thang in a lot of ice.

Ice it and try to SLOWLY squeeze blood out of the head. Omfg that's funny as hell

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT TO THERE DICKS. I HOPE IT FUCKING FALLS OFF, OP. YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE A PENIS ANYMORE. NOPE! NO MORE FUCKING DICK. SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK INSIDE A METAL TUBE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. JESUS FUCK. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO FUCKING STUPID IN MY WHOLE LIFE.WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT TO THERE DICKS. I HOPE IT FUCKING FALLS OFF, OP. YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE A PENIS ANYMORE. NOPE! NO MORE FUCKING DICK. SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK INSIDE A METAL TUBE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. JESUS FUCK. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO FUCKING STUPID IN MY WHOLE LIFE.WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT TO THERE DICKS. I HOPE IT FUCKING FALLS OFF, OP. YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE A PENIS ANYMORE. NOPE! NO MORE FUCKING DICK. SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK INSIDE A METAL TUBE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. JESUS FUCK. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO FUCKING STUPID IN MY WHOLE LIFE.WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT TO THERE DICKS. I HOPE IT FUCKING FALLS OFF, OP. YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE A PENIS ANYMORE. NOPE! NO MORE FUCKING DICK. SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK INSIDE A METAL TUBE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. JESUS FUCK. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO FUCKING STUPID IN MY WHOLE LIFE.WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT TO THERE DICKS. I HOPE IT FUCKING FALLS OFF, OP. YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE A PENIS ANYMORE. NOPE! NO MORE FUCKING DICK. SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK INSIDE A METAL TUBE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. JESUS FUCK. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO FUCKING STUPID IN MY WHOLE LIFE.WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT TO THERE DICKS.

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Good b8

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