Rekt thread----cat edition

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Puh Puh Puh ranked. You just got pranked.

If this happened to my cat I would probably kill the dogs and lady in a blind rage

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you'd be gunned down by the dag's owner 4000 yards away. cats are solitary, so are their pathetic owners who refuse to care for them. that cat deserved every bit of fury it got. trespass on a dog's yard, get bit.

Edgy cunt

OMG LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR FUCKING DOGS

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One day I'll be as tough as you

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Looks like they don’t always land on their feet

heads up guys, 90lb faggot with a pitbull detected

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Kek

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a good cat's a dead cat. Australia's doing a mass-kill program which has been fantastic for their ecology, and in some states in the US it's legal to kill cats now due to overpopulating.

They're vermin and cost the agricultural community in the US billions per annum.

Poor things, though. They didn't ask to be born only to be killed.
We need to prosecute people for breeding them.
Stupid fucking people want their precious little pets? Fuck them. Ban cats.

if you watch closely it's actually the interior cat that gets rekt by taking a cabinet door to the face

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we need to ban 'outdoor pet cat owners'. force neutering. but I agree, I like animals, I don't want to them to be killed. fats on Yea Forums own cats, then open the door and let them out to breed like crazy. very irresponsible.

LOLOLOL

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Fuuuuucccckkkkk.

Poor kitter.

Running fucked him.

Wait, what happened?

Top fucking kek

Electrified!

LEL the cat was being electrocuted because it was eating the cord in the lamp like a retard, it deserved what it got. COOKED ALIVE. Very painful.

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cats are very aggressive, especially around kids. this cat should be euthanized. cats should never be around

You should be euthinized, along with your mom, dad, sister, friends, uncles, aunts, nephews and dogs

>cat is laying there while retarded kid stamps on it
>cat makes that bitch spook
>retarded kid faceplants itself
yeah totally the cat bro

typical ultra-edgy cat-owner. it's only response is death and murder to anything that disagrees with it. very sad.
>euthinized

He was fucked either way

Says the retard typical dog owner, oh it spooked the kid? EUTHANIZE! it slept on the couch? EUTHANIZE! it breathed in oxygen ? EUTHANIZE! Know what should be euthanized? every dog breed that ends with the word "bull"

kids stomp on dogs all the time. reaction? no.

kid stomps on cat: DEATH. horrible creatures

Cause and prideless over washed up beta garbage, just like their owners? cucks

.0001% of the population owns pitbulls, but it's appropriate that you had to compare pitbulls to cats. the rage and aggression + death rate is appropo. cat scratch/bite fever/death is very high. so is gondii brain infection from cat feces. cats are hissing, scratching, biting, furious menaces.

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This is why women need to know what they're meant to do. Cook and clean. They can't even hold back a simple dog. Fucking pathetic.

she did what was right. that cat was old and trespassed, it died when it needed to.

the video with sound is hilarious

haha. those kids got a lesson in real life.

i can legally shoot any animal that trespasses on my property. if a cat's dumb enough I won't hesitate.

what a beta. he doesn't even run for his life. look at that slow jog at the end. he deserved to be removed from the gene pool

Natural selection

Cats can survive crazy high falls

those were muscle contractions at the end.

dafuck is wrong with you

aww he just wanted to play

don't try me negroid scum!

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They're related

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Jesus christ dude, why are you trying to hard to be edgy?
Get some therapy and someone might love you some day

I thought the body seizes when electrified like that.

I would literally fucking kill those dogs with a knife.

That cat got its head stuck in the lamp shade and panicked.
The girls freaked out because they never saw a cat so spastic.
The cat was fine

The guy was old as fuck

Wtf. Mods!!!!!

thought it was getting electrocuted.

This user is larping, way to take the bait

everything she did, she did like a lobotomized human would do. imo. she is zonked out on some psychiatric meds or something. (typical suburban housewife).

her initial reaction, or lack of one was pathetic. then how she got up and went to kick the dog. and then her departure was like "eh".

hope cat owner got some kind of justice there

Muscles constrict when being shocked like that.
The cat wouldn't be flailing like that if it were being electrocuted.
Also how the fuck would it be electrocuted by the lamp unless the cat literally bit the bulb into piece then decided to bite again.

so sweet.

What a dumb cunt, imagine if that was someone's kid. That small tumble just took all the wind and strength out of her fat ass.

Look at this manlet, faggots wearing 3 inch heels.... hahahah

kek

no (this was in the paper), that shit cat had been attacking their dog and scratching that home's kids. it was killed in the attack, but the owners of the home were very happy.
win/win/win

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Fuck that little asshole

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kids get mauled to death by dogs all the time lol

when was the last time you heard of a kid getting killed by a housecat?

The absolute state of American children

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She stomped its tail you mong

>cat: DEATH
man when has a cat ever killed anyone
dogs kill like 15 kids every year, mostly pitbulls

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kids are killed by cat scratch fever, cat bite bacteria, toxoplasma gondii and other cat-induced diseases by the thousands, annually. cats are responsible for thousands more child-related deaths than your dog maulings. cats are vermin and spread disease because they go after rats (flu disease), birds (avian flu), mice (any disease), and get bitten by raccoons (rabies). dogs are much cleaner, stay on leashes outside, and are house-pets. vermin like cats are deadly.

she should have pulled out her .22 and shot it in the temple.

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I read somewhere that the cat didn't get electrocuted. Its head got stuck in the lampshade and it was choking.

you can SEE electricity bzzzt bzzzzzttt'ing at the tip where the glass bulb broke off you disgusting trap tranny. the electricity paralyzed that that filth cat, gravity may have had it jumpy

When my daughter was just a baby, the cat bit her for no reason so I beat it within an inch of its life. It didn't understand that it had done anything wrong, but it did learn to never do it again.

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You did what was right

LOL goatse man!

can we please get some videos of cats getting rekt!???

kek this is a million times funnier with sound. I think i seen it on facebook once

I bet my ass this little faggot is a regular /pol/ poster

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>this cat should be euthanized

>YOUR WHOLE BLOODLINE SHOULD BE EUTHANIZED!!!!!!!

holy shit retard, youre probably a libtard too

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this is why you have to be prepared to defend yourself. weak women with powerful dogs are so dangerous. hehe hes nice he doesnt bite. fuck you

Fucking kek my lad

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Be careful not to cut yourself with that edge, you retarded faggot.

I got Trump elected. Be grateful you pansy.

you're extremely angry. and why?

He woulda lived if he actually charged the lion

That, or hold your ground and put your arms up and make eye contact. Not every day you get to see natural selection at work in a webm.

so there is a gene that makes cats chokes on lamps?

oops wrong one i meant

nigger same shit with dirty ass dogs

imagine having an animal that cant clean itself

disgusting.

nerve gas

Top kek here

guess no one's ever heard of "Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!"

But how will they get their selfies and post them on instagram, user?

Fuckin Bitch needs to learn some fucking responsibility. Own your animals. You fat diabetic whore

409 to the rescue

>forever traumatized kitten

More like beta kitten. An Alpha Lion would be taking over in the blink of an eye.

Thank you comerade for putting that twat in his fucking place

0:08

Conditioned reflexes are real. Daddy time is here.

I dont think thats a cat

America is a synecdoche with pejorative connotations. Like calling a police officer a cup. Or a federal bank note a buck.

Just FYI. The more you know.

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kek the nerve gas reaction

People who have dogs like that need to know how to fucking control them

The cat was in the street retard

Damn that's crazy. It really stalked and grabbed her like food

Tha cat was defending itself son

Frens

Whoa, she looks good nowadays

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She looks gr8 nowadays

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why the fuck Yea Forums still has this retarded sizelimits and don't plays sound of webms.
absolutely stupid shit.

I love the reaction speed of this predator. Basically when the goose attempted to stick his head trough the fence he catched the movement in 0.01 sec, still waited another 0.01 sec and catched him.

He turned around, prepared bait and reacted

Don't mind me #F!Fuckfuck

i know someone like this. thinks she is better than everyone and always goes on about how her dog is so harmless. acts morally superior and watches shameless and other degenerate crap on tv and constantly points the finger at other people.

lmfao u caught that shit too? eagle was wicked fast. out of all the animals u could try to steal from, u chose YOUR predator lmfao.
this is natural selection.

delete this

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Lol his ankle bent 90 degrees. Expected a car to hit him

Kid stomped on kitty, kid deserved it and your retarded lack of observation skill means you should be euthanized.

With sound is better

You two idiots. "Euthanizing" or killing animals or people will never be a solution for the worlds problems you morons.

You idiots wouldn't have something to talk about and the girl wouldn't have taken concrete to the face had the parent simply said "Honey, don't hit animals, k?" . Some animals are aggressive. Some are not but humans don't take animal abuse lightly.

Eitherway, simple, basic parenting would have solved this whole issue. Not "euthanasia" you retards.

Healthy parenting..."euthanasia"/killing. See the difference you fagwads?

Good parenting is the cure for dirty whores. Not HIV shots. Apply this logic to most of your problems in life and you want have such fucked up experiences your morons.

man even caged up that falcon set up bait, played the trick again then caught that bird, sly guy falconi

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She didn't do anything.In fact she actively tried to stop it

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The fact there's no gore in this thread proves
Yea Forums is dead.

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Sure you did buddy. Here's a (You)

Again Yea Forums is ded.
Full of porn and guys trying to be girls.
Exterminate just gas em already.

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the mass-euthanization of feral/stray cats will save governments billions of dollars, save ecologies, and save species from becoming extinct (these are all facts, whine if you like libtard).

>Yea Forums
you're one of the reasons Yea Forums is dead

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god i hate niggers

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oh say can you see

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Any good dog rekt? I've seen some ones before.

Nope, you're probably the one who killed a perfectly good thread. Off yourself faggot

Nice job boi yous a spicy meatball

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Lol go back to your loli bread cho blow

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rip dolly

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nice clit faggot

very wholesome.

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> (You)
>Nope, you're probably the one who killed a perfectly good thread. Off yourself faggot
Someone shut this pussy up

>watches shameless and other degenerate crap on tv
I can't fucking stand that show. It took all the possible joy and mystery of sex and turned it into a pretentious jerk fest where all the people are constantly getting laid and somehow being miserable. Fucking kikes

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I hope that little piece of shit broke her neck. Mom will teach manners to her future child

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you ruined my month asshole

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If you're dog can't kill a rat that size you're better off without the shit machine.

LOL.... stupid fucking cat. Curiosity killed the cat indeed!

these stories always fucking get me

I almost immediately threw up, that's the worst video I've ever seen here. Simple, horrific, I could taste and smell this video.

bumping for more dead feline shithouses

Moar

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCKING PUSSY

whos the prey now

what triggers these dogs?

fucking bitch

too fucking cute! MOOOOOOM!

a disgusting, trespassing piece of shit cat (cats are VERMIN). the dogs know to rid the neighborhood of VERMIN.

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asians and their pokemons... looool

fucking russians

fake?

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yup definitely fake

XD

beheded?? wtf

lol this is fuck

Shut up fag leave the thread its a rekt thread for a reason! why are we getting so many fags?

I find that offensive.

What the fuck is this post. Is this your first day on Yea Forums!

first time i think ive seen a cat show remorse

why do they die instantly?? that's like 30 feet

Got ya bitch

"Oh...were you looking for this?"

Wow

Talk about getting some puss

Fucking awesome.
While only niggers and mudsharks like pit bulls, only colossal faggots like cats. Great to see one subjected to natural order.
Owning a cat is like flicking your wrist. It is symptomatic of being a faggot.

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Lol

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