Is it illegal to train a monkey to use a gun and then let it loose in a walmart?

is it illegal to train a monkey to use a gun and then let it loose in a walmart?

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FUCKING CHECKED AND KEKED

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Nope that's literally how we won the civil war.

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I think it's mandatory in Amerifat, as long as the monkey loves Jesus and hates abortion.

Depends on the state. Most states have strict liability for pets, so you will be held personally responsible.

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Ah the historic Battle of Wal-Mart #1488

Dub dubs checked and letting it loose is illegal but not training it, but I consider my neighbor a monkey and hes loose right now so im gonna have to call some one

See this?

This is a good thread

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Freedom bitch!

Go for it, I'm on the verge of an heroing and I need a good kek on the news

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DESPITE

When a highly trained monkey beat all the German Olympians Hitler and the SS started a eugenics initiative to breed gorillas with white German women in order to create a super soldiers if that initiative started in the US around the time of the civil war had been implemented Germany would have been unstoppable. To this day America has the highest number of trained Gorilla hybrid soldiers in the world.

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Go all out train a whole team of them. Put them in cosplay too.

God fucking bless America

>acts hard online and IRL
>knows prison system is basically eskimo kissing and butterfly catching

No tail mate, that's an ape. Apes I say go ahead, but only a fucking donkey would train a monkey into battle especially in a walmart

Daily reminder white boi

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>Put them in cosplay too.
This is the next level that is needed. Make this happen.

I hope not cause I hat sounds awesome!

so who is going to pay for all this ?

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Lost lmfao

In all likelihood the monkey would end up shooting you during its training.

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