I have a problem Yea Forums

I have a problem Yea Forums,

How to do I get my guniea pig to stop being a fucking neet? All it does is sit there whenever shes outside, it doesnt even eat.

She'll occasionally move her head, but she's been in the exact same spot for like half an hour. I'm kinda worried something's legitimately wrong with her, I know they're usually nocturnal, but shes incredibly active when the cage is inside, or she just runs into her box and never comes out, like I should probly be posting this on /r9k/ at this point

What do Yea Forumsros

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what a fucking slut. more?

let her out of cage and be less gay
dont argue with me you gay

Do you have only one? Guinea pigs are actually really social and can get super stressed out alone. Your Guinea pig neet may be lonely, fitting really.

Update: I just bought her inside. She just immediately runs to her box like a neet

Am I a bad parent?

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Ye, I got her when I moved out and I wasn't able to afford a second one, so I just tried to play with her as much as possible when she was growing up. Is it too late to get a second pig?

finna bus

Not at all, they dont necessarily have to be raised together, just may take a bit to get used to one another. Im not knowledgeable enough to know whether a neutered male or female would be a better recommendation. My gut says a neutered male wouldnt bully her too much but that's just a guess.

go to /an/ for real advice

To clarify also, they can rarely live happy lives alone, but basically require constant enrichment and massive enclosures. Like human infant levels of constant affection but it never gets better as they age lol.

I feel like thatd cost one hell of a pretty penny, I might just cuck my pig and get another female, I have some of the fencing I can use to seperate the cage until they get used to each other a bit, and I do have enough cash to get another

I mean hey I'll be on campus throughout the fall, I guess she could definitely use a friend

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shes lonely, she needs a friend

my betta fish was lonely like this and i got some black neon tetras now hes happy and even does tricks he swims through a hoop i made

oh fuck
edging
keep going

I gotchas, thanks anons, I'll invest in a pig pal lmao

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check craigslist and wanted ads for breeders too cheaper

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Please update if you remember in a few weeks, this is the only real content here.

Electro shock therapy to her Guinea pig pussy

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shooting cum. whats her name for folder?

Pls stp no spaces
I got u anons, hopefully it goes well
Yea I'll probably see if I can get one a few months old so I dont have to worry too much about fighting hopefully, but it all depends on how long they take to get used to each other

This. Check back in and let us know how piggy Yea Forumsro is doin' after she has a new friend/mate

Np, I'll do yall proud, on craigslist now. If all else fails I can get shafted at a petsmart near by, hopefully thatll be last resort

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>please stop
>i mean please ask for more
how old is she? where from?

shiiit i guess i can go again. keep em comin

Taking them outside in an open area is generally a bad idea for them. Not unhealthy they just get stressed out about it. Remember they are prey to birds and shit so like most small pets like them they don't try to move in order to not be seen

No more than half a year, from a Petco in frederick before I moved again

And ye you dont gotta worry lol, I always leave cover for her somewhere, they're the definition of prey

I'll brb, hopefully thread doesnt 404 while I'm out, but peace for now Yea Forumsrahs

does she know you share her?