What's the best surprise you've ever gotten?

What's the best surprise you've ever gotten?

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Got accepted to UC Berkeley

lol niggers

niggers r stealing our innocent white woman!

Buttsecks.

waking up to my wife giving me a bj (dont know if i had wood before she started or if she sucked it up from nothing - but was hard as a rock when i woke up).

the yellow revolution

most recent surprise was a birthday present from my mother: a "Friends" t-shirt. We don't usually make presents to anybody, including our own family. It was great

this.

Ex gf who still lives in my house bought me a benchmade 940 out of the blue. One of my favorite knives and I never told her.

...she then proceeded to fuck her current bbc bf in the room besides mine while loudly moaning
but hey, i got a knife!

Bump

One time i was fucking this pregnant woman,i had my dick inside balls deep, and then i felt my dick getting sucked.

how?

I blew the entire administration and management and the dean.

>willing
>innocent
I laughed more than I should have to this

Tied up my gf and used a hitachi on her for the first time and she squirted, a lot. She was shocked and I was fucking diamonds. I think I shot cum literally 4 feet, over her head

This is going to sound dopey and sentimental even by dopey sentimental standards, but finding out out that me and my partner had managed to get pregnant. We both had low chances and were starting to consider adoption. When we found out it was probably the happiest day of my life.

never understood why it's hard for certain people to conceive, maybe it's because they are not supposed to?

There's a fuckload of stuff you're never supposed to do and you do it anyway, don't you, edgelord? Like driving a vehicle, flying on a airplane, getting vacinated, etc.

Is none of it natural or is it still natural because nothing falls off the realm of Nature?

If they had a hard time conceiving, doesn't mean they weren't supposed it, it just means that they had a hard time conceiving...

jimmies rustled?

I got hit on my motorcycle in 2015. Some idiot blew threw a stop sign and hit my rear tire. It launched me and the bike about 6’. I landed upright, still on the bike. Put the kickstand down, started running after the guy. Someone who saw blocked the guy from getting away.

Found an envelope in the middle of the road. Nearly drove past it, something told me to pull over and check it out. It was full, fucking full of money.

herpes

Jesus Christ dude calm down, they were just idly speculating.

In our case it was a combination of endometriosis (uterine tissue growing on the outside instead of the inside), and a hormonal imbalance that severely limited childbearing years, and low sperm motility (probably also hormonal).

When we found that all out we changed our diet to a much healthier one, avoided a lot of chemicals, started eating things that balanced our hormones better. But we thought it was too late and our fertility specialist wasn't optimistic.

No real proof but I think we were just eating way too much garbage and it was messing with our bodies. A few years of leaner lifestyles managed to save us (I think anyway).

One Time A Band Camp