Why are you still single?

I just got rid of my ex. Thank God that's over. I'm gonna try to enjoy the single life for as long as possible. I've had a girlfriend for all but a year out of the last 12 years. I'm ready to be single for a while.

never thought it was actually legit

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I'm the same except 31. You got some more years to go.

Porn is better than a gf. Cheaper too.

(Medicated) depression and mild to severe social phobia depending on how bad the depression is hitting me at the time.
Also I'm a 32 year old NEET virgin and the last girlfriend I had was in like 6th grade and the lewdest thing we did was hold hands, so the concept of dating someone is kind of scary

because dating is for suckas

women dont offer any value and are an real threat to ones fortune.
casual sex arrangement is all I need.

I'm a overweight virgin NEET with paranoid schizophrenia, 28yo, I suck at social interaction/flirting and never dated because I'm afraid that she would laugh about my 15cm penis

gods speed sir, hope you find happiness

this was my mindset, went on a month spree of banging hoes, now i've caught some otherworld shit and just wish I could get rid of it so I could feel okay iwth fallin in love wiht someone... lmao. School of hardknocks...

because I'm ugly and also poor, and by extension socially inept, though I am also somewhere on the spectrum anyways.

what it like to have a girl smile at you?

Im undateable

I'm actually not single, but I don't understand why. I'm socially awkward, not really good looking, poor and not really athletic, but I managed to bring home a drunk girl few months ago and she kinda fell for me for some reason. I pray she'll never realize what a loser I really am, she could do so much better.

>I'm afraid that she would laugh about my 15cm penis
That's a totally respectable peen size, user. The paranoid schizophrenia, etc., might be a problem though.

Where are you from, user? Just curious.

Because my sub, who's sexually exclusive with me, dosn't want to call it a relationship. (Besides me being her dom) which is rediculous, because she slept more nights tied to my bed than in her own, since she came back from the USA one and a half weeks ago. She's allowed to cuddle with and kiss other people, but has to and does ask for permission if she wants to play with other dom(me)s
What do you thing Yea Forumsnons am I still Single?

Because I just got out of an 8 year relationship and I need a fucking break from the drama and insanity of women and their bullshit...

Ditch that attitude dude. Take it from an experienced idiot. Try to figure out whatever potential she sees n you and do your best to manifest it, or she certainly will wake up one day and realize she's wasting her time. Women want men who are confident and passionate about something other than them. Figure out how to become such a man, or you'll be heartbroken in a hurry.

You're cucked.

Asexuality, introversion and just not giving a shit.

There's plenty of girls asking me out and/or flirting with me, but I like the way I am right now. Being social takes a lot of energy for me, so having someone around is not something I look forward to. At least for now.

I'd say your situation would be less concerning if you just eliminated the need for the label anyway. Just take it for what it is and enjoy. Those kinds of relationships have grey areas since it's poly and shit. Atleast she's honest with you.

Because all Women are Whores...

Rule 30

I don't have a normal job/job at all depending on how you look at it. I feel like I'm a piece of shit and get self conscious constantly when I make minor mistakes in day to day living which seems to fuck with me quite a bit.

Seems like she just wants a friend with benefits

>Women want men who are confident and passionate about something other than them.

Yeah, I hear you, but it's pretty hard to act confident when I really have nothing going for me. I literally can't think of anything that I'm good at, unless she's secretly turned on by my sick PC setup.

That's very much average

Even in Africa, surprisingly

i hate myself and i'm at least 25% gay

I wish I was single to be honest. Try being stuck in a relationship you hate, its way worse.

Divorced recently and will try to fuck girls much younger than me but no relationships for some time. I`m 36 btw

Because I have this little thing between my legs.

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It's better that way.

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I'm married and wish I was single, so many beautiful ladies out and about and I'm tied to one woman.

Dumbest move of my life.

I tried to be single for over 20 years. Managed once for two weeks but then I got picked up again.

not like theyd fuck you anyway

Because having a few friends-with-benefits and not having to pay someone else's way through life is more desirable. Every relationship I've been in has resulted in me being the "breadwinner" of the house.

I've found that I end up paying the mortgage on my own anyway. No sense in keeping some chick around that has the delusion that her part time barista job is actually paying the bills, or that her art is going to "take off" and be profitable just because she's crapping out terrible pics of her favorite celebrities.

I might as well stay single, decorate the house as I see fit, and not having someone take up my time doing shit just to appease them. Instead I'd rather just have a booty call come by, ride my dick and then gtfo.

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Just want to add, relationships aren't bad, just marriage is, things change when you're legally bound to each other.

It's like you both just stop trying most of the time, it's depressing.

I understand why so many men focus on their career, cause fuck it, why not?

I feel genuinely like killing myself. Not gonna enter into a relationship while I want to die. That's kinda fucked up imo

I'm sorry she was so annoying man. You'll find one that ain't one day.

Find another girl; date her; spend more time with her than with your sub; make sure that your sub discover it.
If it doesn't makes her jealous, she doesn't want a relationship with you.

You have such a weird attitude, probably why you never get laid, my question is would I really want to fuck them after getting to know them?

I get extremely anxious talking to women

My only gf i ever had was literally a curse. She ruined me financially and emotionally. Socially im on my own so i dont care what she writes about me in her insta. Fucking shit, god hates me. Although sex was da bomb but im better off without her. Why are women so evil? Im a 24yo obese man with a plumber degree. Im a average white guy and my ex was from japan though. I really dont wanna be seen as racist but japanese girls are a curse. But sex was da bomb, great ass wow. Still fap to her

Practice then. Just go to a bar and talk to a woman. They're not that scary. They just have vagoos instead of beeftubes. And I know that sounds like shit advice but the only real way to battle that anxiety is to face it.

What fucking kiddytalk is this? Get out here big mans talking

I'm thinking of trying to get into volunteer work. (Probably humane society) It sounds like a great way to use my time, socialize, and eventually get back out in the dating scene.

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Sounds like she wanted a green card and you were right to get outta there.

Women literally operate like children their entire lives. If you treat them like grown ups they get upset.

Be prepared to be sad. If you go on rescues you will see how cruel people can be to good boys and sweet girls.

Mostly the not having money thing at the moment. Other that that I think I might have a chance

I only find Mercy from Overwatch attractive and I'm not even angry, to be honest.

Std?

Just gotta wait till we can 3D print waifus

Nah. He caught a demon. Of course an STD dude kek

Too gay for women, and most men disgust me.

I'm not, although I did have a hard time breaking it off with the other girl I was seeing when me and my girlfriend became official.

I thought he caught the gay

I imagine I will see a number of bad things, but I hope the fact that I'm helping will make me feel a little better.

why?

I hope that is how you work man. Cause when I did it I just got really depressed and extremely angry.

cuz i like being alone lmao

IDK, maybe I'm just shallow. It's always something different. Mostly I don't like masculinity and the guys I've met who fit my criteria tend to be clingy and desperate.

That's an odd thing. You want a strong but not masculine gayboi? That's like wanting a female MMA fighter waifu and expecting her to be sweet and sensitive. Doesn't add up kek

Help me out anons. Should i contact my ex and share all my finances and material wealth with her for sex? My brain says no but my dick says yes. What has more priority in life? Having a good amount of money in the bank or have a great sex life?

Don't listen to your dick

No.

Good question OP. Too picky probably and haven't found a gal I want to invest time in, rather just do hookups for the time being. My ex was the closest a year ago but still. I don't see many girls meeting my standard of being smart, athletic, good looking, unique personality and being able to keep up to me. I usually write girls off for small things too

Can't wait! That days a coming and its coming fast!

Because cocaine is better and cheaper than women.

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Start stocking up on silicon and astroglide kek

I'm a non masculine gay boi and I'm emotionally secure enough to go a few weeks without talking to someone. I just come here and vent instead smothering people.
>That's like wanting a female MMA fighter waifu and expecting her to be sweet and sensitive
This is also something I want. I'm just a walking paradox machine.

germany

Never felt like I was good enough. Probably because I haven't been for my school life. Now, 5 years later, i've improved in so many areas of my life and have actually become quite outgoing too. I just can't get rid of that feeling.

If anyone shows interest I take that either as
a) beeing friendly
b) making jokes
or c) making jokes about me
depending on how obvious their interest is.

Honestly I'm a bit terrified about my future as I almost finished university and I think this whole relationship thing will only become harder after that. Especially if you've got no experience.

So, after a long time I'm back here to catch a break. Thanks for listening.

Which part of sexually exclusive with me did you not understand?
That means she has sex only with me. And I trust her, because she' asexual, really hates sex and only does it for me.
Regarding the cuddeling and kissing i don't care, thats pretty normal for the BDSM community where I live.

Thing is she already told me she loves me (that was later on the same day)

Go for the sex. What has that money do to you when it just sits in your bank? Go get the sex do it while it last. Im 42 and living now from a small pension in the Phillipines thank god the girls here are cheap i can fuck every other night. I was like yiu when i was young i piled up shitload of cash and then literaaly wasted it on stupid things like a new Mercedes SL AMG and totalled it just month later. Next investment was into real estate. Unfortunately that area went down the drain so i fucked up. Just by yourself sex with the money, cant do anything wrong

Yeah this, i don't care if she wants to cuddle with others as long as the sex is exclusive, I'm fine with that. What I really don't get is how it fits that she told me she loves me. (outside of a scene not caused by endorphins, I did too tho)

dude, got the same problems :/

Money.

Right,

There's plenty of people I love too. From those not in my family I've got plenty of really close friends. Both men and women.

I don't want a relationship with each and every one of them either.

And yes, I've told them how I feel. And that I don't want a relationship.

/thread

Being in a relationship is not worth being in a relationship.

I’m not lol but sometimes I wish I do.

Relationships are over rated go out and fuck like crazy.

i have never been able to hold a conversation with anyone with any substance for longer than a few seconds, i feel like i cant take in what the other person is telling me and just say something to agree or give off the impression that i dont care.
im 26 and have never had a gf, ive had sex a couple of times but not since i was 20, there were never any second times with the girls i slept with.
im physically fit but i dont feel like women has any kind of attraction towards me, and i dont want to be too forward because i think it will come off as creepy.
the most contact i ever make is the few seconds i have eye contact with someone.
i still get matches on tinder now and then but i never initiate a meetup of any kind because im not really attracted to the other person, swipe right on everyone but morbidly obese and when theres something wrong with their faces.
i wouldnt say i have high standards but i dont want to fuck some landwhale or have a relationship with a person im not attracted to.
i tried to ask a girl out on the last day of exams few weeks ago, but i couldnt hear what she said after i asked if we should do something during the summer so i just never followed up.
i also didnt feel very attracted to her during that day, mostly just liked her because she seemed smart and innocent.
i started taking concerta in january and that really helped my confidence in a way where i dont allow anyone to fuck with me or try to control me.
rn im abusing them to just feel motivated, never had an addiction to stimulants but used to smoked weed pretty much every day for the last 10 years.
also ive been having daily wanks since 12.

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Because I'm a shy mother fucker, I don't think I'm ugly (face and body), I have money, I have friends, I go to parties. But I don't know how to talk to women

Cause being in a relationship is boring and overrated. One night stands and some fuck buddies do the trick with no whining and shit. Plus I prefer sleeping alone and have the whole bed for me.

Currently on a break with my Girlfriend, I don't understand how people find it hard to get with women maybe I'm just lucky but I've had chicks flirt and say stuff to me and I'm not even that handsome or anything

Going out a lot or what’s your day like?

Currently? I usually wake up, go to work and come home and fuck around. I don't like going out a lot unless it's with friends or I'm invited.

I'm investing in real estate, user. Am I fucking up? 22 and buying a house after college

Cause I'm actually a whore with autism and cant hold any meaningful relationship

its nothing, a girl smiling at you is literally nothing different than anyone else smiling at you

nobody cares what you flaccid penis looks like

I spend all my money on me

I'm a rebound guy. Girls will go out with me for a month or so after they break up with their boyfriends, realize what a mistake seeing me was, and then get back with their Ex.
It used to suck at first, but I've accepted that I'll never be anything to them and things have gotten better. Now I don't get attached and take whatever scraps I can get.

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The woman in OP's webm was BLACKED.

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I'm a fat virgin loser with a small dick.

There's something about that fridge that stands out to me. I'm not sure what, but I want it.

Because after someone ends a six year relationship bc “they got bored” after you’ve literally done all the work in the relationship just makes you not give a fuck anymore. It’s bitter sweet. On one hand a piece of you dies but on the other hand it opens your eyes to how most women are. Everyone thinks “my gf isn’t like that”, she is. You find out women are just adults with an emotional IQ of a toddler. A year later and i’ve never been happier making 120k as a single guy. It makes my asshole pucker realizing how close I came to starting a family with someone who would have ruined my life. I just can’t put myself in that position again bc it was too close. Thank god I didn’t jump into marriage after 3 or 4 years like most people do or I would have been fucked. That’s why I’m single and I plan on keeping that way with a casual relationship here and there for sex ( with condom and pulling out).

All women who talk to me want me for everything a boyfriends gives them, except the boyfriend part.

They prefer dating assholes while complaining on how they're not like me.

When I mention anything more, they talk about how they value my friendship then proceed to always be busy and never see me again.

15 years and counting.

So, fuck all women, I totally give up and now prefer to live the single life.

Porn is easier

'Cuz I'm 24 and incel with severe depression and mental issues.
I'm not even ugly just average I guess but poor af atm until my company launches.

Thinking of hiring lots of escorts once I get some money maybe it'll help me ease up with women

How old are you user? You at uni? Work?

You built your PC and organised it well, so I'm guessing you're tech focused. You post with decent grammar so I assume you're educated somewhat. We all have talents and skills, really look inwards and see what it is. You don't need some chad ability for women to be attracted to you - you just need passion for what you do and to do that well.

If you keep seeing yourself as a loser, she will too. If you start capitalising on what makes you a winner in her eyes, you'll keep her forever.

Dude women are crazy! I'd love to have a GF but like, whenever i start talking to someone they eventually blurt out a mental breakdown thing to me and im like "Oh... Ok" and stop talking to them xD. Im financially stable and independent(got my own apartment) but like... also a furry and not very social too xD. So... yeah im probably going to be single forever. Thats ok though, i got hands.

>Every relationship I've been in has resulted in me being the "breadwinner" of the house.

Look for a woman with more aspirations than just children. Also assess what you want from life - if you ever want kids then finding a decent woman who wont' screw you over should be a priority.

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i hate my self

honestly wouldnt mind someone to just keep the home clean and maybe work part time to buy some groceries and support there own interests.

Yeah you're still single and you're literally a cuckold. She can fuck other men

i can't spell
i can't talk in a streat maner unless it is super formall.
i'm tried of 2 faced bastards & people walking all over me, so every thing i say is semi passive aggressive.

Who is she?

Cuz I don't care enough to get a girl/boy

Kylie Page

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Ty user

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I'm not. Married for 3 years. But I def understand why some guys are reluctant to marry given the attitude of a lot of Millineal girls now days. Their willingness to sling false allegations at an ex or one night stand for a few likes on social media or as revenge for some perieved wrong, not giving a shit the impact it has on the guys life...many girls this generation are so narrsasistic, they act borderline sociopathic. So its understandable why ao many dudes are hesitant to risk their careers, futures and possibly freedom just for a piece of pussy.

No, she can't, thats part of the agreement.

Also as i explained earlier she dosn't even want to.

^^ - true that!

Sadly, the Milennials are the beginning of a great downfall.

Yes, awareness and the #Metoo movement is totally fine, it's about time women speak up and defend themselves. Of course I would say men too but that's still considered taboo despite how many men are assaulted as well.

In any case, because of what's happening today, it's near impossible to get a great relationship for this very fear that if we even look at a woman the wrong way, we'll get called out as a perverted sick fuck.

It's unfortunate because, despite how many assholes are out there both men and women, a lot of great men and women lose out.

Why are we still single? Because people simply don't trust one another anymore.

Im not single, but the reason I am not seeking out my next serious relationship is that I am trying to accomplish a few things first for myself and to up my pull/worth a little before seeking something better. Im just dating and honestly taking advantage of a little bit in the mean time two girls but neither are important to me.

Fat, low self esteem, barely average dick I don't want others to see, I take awhile to even start talking to people so for the first few months I know someone I avoid them or don't say much of anything which makes them think I'm creepy or weird, I prefer being by myself most of the time so I don't put energy into others in the first place, I say weird dumb shit all the time, I can be mean for the most part, I'm not cheerful or have lots of energy.

I'm not.

the girl i like has a bf and the other girl im interested in is a fucking vegan

Idk annon, I recently got out of a 12 year relationship, neither wanted to get married which I'm thankful.
I'm saying tho, marriage or not, shit just gets old. Maybe that wedding band speeds up that process.

Because I have negative self esteem and meds/therapy don't work

I'm not single im married and discovering my wife might be a slut. I'm determined to dump her before things get bad. I'm giving it another week of this BS before I go downtown and get divorce papers FML.