Trips decides what I put in my dick hole

the dipstick from your engine

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Vinegar Soaked Wire Wool.

this little mouth looks so demanding! nice
go for something bigger. sharpie or something else.

Take the power cord from a lamp, cut it at the base of the lamp. Plug it into an outlet, insert cut end into urethra.

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Do you have lube? Or is this painful?

kitchen knife

roll for fishing hook. get that worm hooked and the bait rdy

Rolliolli

Rolling

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roll

do it faggot

Tripsget

birthday candle and light it

Roll

roll for fishing hook

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rolling

got it

roll

samefag rerollling isn't as fun.

stick your finger in there

Rolling

Rollo

Nugget of shit

A super absorbency tampon.

Put straw and drink your cum

rollin'

Roll

Roller

Roll

This pls

Rolling for this
Also, there's some sick (clever?) fuckers in here today wow

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Plastic fork or butterknife covered with hot sauce.

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Sharpie :^0

trips get

888 get

please

PZ3 screwdriver

just letting y'all know I'm still here

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roll

clean your dirty ass fingernails, also roll for

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give

reroll

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close

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Shit nugget

roll

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Roll for rusty nail

fuuuuuuck

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you really want that straw

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number of the beast get.

Cigarette, and try to smoke it with your dick

drink that cum boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

winrar has not expired

empty a shit filled syringe in your peehole

now jerk 'n slurp

a lit fire cracker

Wtffff

a tampon

A pipe cleaner

brb looking for a straw. would you believe me if I said that was my own get?

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that'd only mean you want to drink your own semen

versus hot sauce yes

ok OP is a fag again but at least he might deliver

I was the one who made that comment, but the drinking your own sperm option seemed better

what man doesn't drink his own sauce? easiest way to get rid of a handfull.

Can't get it in very far. So am I just jacking off and slurping up my cum now? Any tips for not losing interest as soon as long cum?

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Jesus fucking Christ. That’s enough internet for today.

webm of the whole process OP.
you can cut the straw diagonally at the end for better insertion

can't wait to see the results.

sounding is best fetish

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it's done just need to convert to webm

Please insert a guitar pic in there. A hard one. .88mm

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imagine doing this shit. taking painkillers and then penetrating your peehole. very intelligent and not insane.

FFS ONE NUMBER OFF!

firecracker and light it
trips getttttt

please load up the original somwehere. i want to hear you slurp the load out of your noodle

1. no painkillers required
2. if you do the research and are careful there's literally no risk
3. it takes a very long time of daily playing to stretch the urethra to the point of those images

are you retarded? it's 30 posts off

One of these while it burns.

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there's no way that would have worked but i've done the best I can. Part 1/2

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Yes, this

roll

Waiter that's not what i ordered.

shut up nigger you know what i mean

have you ever tried to jack off with something inside your dick? not possible

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roll

100 fire ants

no but i don't make promises on Yea Forums

reroll

someone get this retard out of here

OP you are not only disappointing to your father but also to us. kill yourself unironically.

goddammit, im rerolling for the Tabasco sauce

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ok now that you fucked up this job
go for round 2 and shoot your load through the straw towards your face

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wtf, 300 comments within 10 seconds

A Ka-Bar. Handle end first. Then run around waving your dick-knife at people. Try to get it to stick in the wall when you nut.

Quads and you have to put 2 pencils and the same Time

I have tried it and I really like the concept of sounding, but worried I'll fuck up my junk.

Are there any real risks if you just use completely smooth sterile objects? Is there such a thing as over-sounding and then being incontinent?

Also you should try a and put your pinky in there.

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Everyone wants to see this idiot tear his dick apart.

111 i coming

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ok one more for even 30

jesus christ, 444 pls

well, fuck this shit im out

go outside, take a walk man.

bump and roll for spicy sauce

Ants

roll

Roll

Thick as pigshit

Ooooh shit

fuckin kek

winrar

we did it

>holy trips
GOD WILLS IT

Op op

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OP IS NOT EVEN IN THE THREAD ANYMORE YOU STUPID Yea ForumsTARDS NOW GET BACK TO FAPPING TO TRAPS. FAGGOTS FAGGOTS

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COOL NIGGERS ARE ON AVERAGE INFERIOR WHAT A SURPRISE I NEVER KNEW. FUCKING SPERG I SAID GET BACK TO FAPPING TO YOUR FUCKING Yea ForumsPORNKIKEBOARD YOU HUGE FAGGOT

>how does pic related make you feel?
Imagine being this much of a neckbeard. You really should just kill yourself

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This man doesn't even create a stream of piss. He just whips out his dongle and a single, giant drop of urine falls out.

A cactus

Check em

yeah, well you have balls for a chin

roll

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that must hurt

Habanero sauce

bump

chewgum

chewed up of course

WINRAR

oh fuck hahahaha.

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Why are you faggots keeping this thread alive?

dry pasta, then break it off inside your dick

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