Alright faggots, if someone in this thread gets trips I will light this fucker

Alright faggots, if someone in this thread gets trips I will light this fucker.

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Timestamp or GTFO

Roll

looks like you've already done this a few times

666 pick up sticks.

Use it while you can

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kek

Can't believe it worked

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That’s a sad dick bro

Roll

Reroll

I know why do you think I'm doing this, plus he's a little scared obviously.

checkem

four in a row..

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good boy

Snapchat really messed the new update up

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light it and drop it in your toilet, shoots water up and looks hilarious.

don't blow up your dick

Blow it up

Nuke it

Trips

how does this even work wtf

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someone said trips?!

999 get

roll

OP won't provide, but rolling.

Trips

I'm genuinely sorry about this....

M80 to the dick GET

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checked

Do it for the lulz

NICE

DO EET OP

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god fucking damn it that was quick, alright hold on.

damn bro

Goodbye penis.

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Looks like a stock photo tbh.

Even if it was real, it kinda looks like the top cap was popped and all the gunpowder was dumped, but even then I'd be afraid to light it.

Gonna just call it fake due to no timestamp

wat

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One trips coming right up

OH FUCK

OP is a faggot and scared to do it

ROLLERINO!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Oh god epic bread

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>Bang

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Look here fags, here's an example of an alpha male

this muthafucka said STOCK PHOTO bwahahahahaha. yeah, just go on shutterstock and type dick with an m80 bwahahahah

i know your not op or the one in the pic but thats an adorable penis

Guessing OP is cleaning up the giblets.

now we just need pictures of the aftermath

OP is kill?

Stock just means archived from an older thread, newfag. Sorry that you're stupid.

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You fucking retards look at the filenames

>threads on Yea Forums have a chance of being real

Mmmmhh

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OP is a fucking cunt who just want some attention

>op went unconscious from the pain and is currently bleeding to death through the ragged remains of his micropenis

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Random numbers?

It’s taking shelter

Quarter stick of dynamite
>source:mygulliblechildhood

guys this thread is here at least twice a week please go to the yellow summer containment threads.

Unix Epoch, milliseconds passed since Jan 1st 1970 00:00:00 UTC

$ date -d +@1558549008
Wed May 22 20:16:48 CEST 2019

you must be fun at parties

rolling

>monitors Yea Forums enough to catch something posted twice in a 168 hour span
>everyone else is a summerfag

I don't think you realize how massive of a loser you just implied that you were.

How does one attain this powerlevel?

Are you a wizard

It's how they program clocks in mac computards. It starts at once and just counts forward at, well, 1 second per second.

That's why all those phones got bricked when they tried to set the date to before 1/1/1970. If you roll backwards from 0, you start automatically at the highest number. trying processing a number 16x longer than the universe is expected to last = broke fone.

I recognize the number, it's quite common to use it as a timestamp or kind of unique filename on Unix/Linux systems

Or Yea Forums files. I think both my trip gets were saved in 2010, hence the shorter filenames.

>gets

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>twice in a 168 hour span
hes here every fucking week lurk more

Rolling for great Justice.

SHOW ME THE MONEY

AHHHH CHEACKED M8

nigger what

what the shit

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Rolling rolling rolling...

git fukt

You're smart

furries are our future

we did it Yea Forumstards, micropenis man is no more

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Do it you flaming faggot.
Trips were had.
-->

Nice script faggot.

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...

doesn't matter dick gone

It's not nice. It's always off by one. I was going for 999.

Twice.

No pics of the aftermath.

update us you dickless faggot

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Roll

Post pic before shock.....

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Oh shit!

DELIVER

That's dubs. OP said trips. Summerfag

he lit the fuse on his dick like 10 mins ago dickweed, look above

He lighted it but didn't let it explode, pic of aftermath or you're gay OP

imagine being this much of a fucking retard that you unironically use "summerfag" as an insult, and be so fucking retarded that you misinterpret another user's post. the reason why he posted "four in a row" wasn't to tell OP that there were multiple trips. but to note the amount of tension growing from multiple dubs being posted in the thread. fucking moron.

tits for telling off newfag

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Filename, jeez Man, all of this newfags

...

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you fucking retard

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You mean he posted a pic that was posted on Yea Forums on May 22

$ date -d +@1558550913
Wed May 22 20:48:33 CEST 2019

proof? how do obtain this information

he posted how to get it earlier. enter post number in a unix epoch

check the top of your reply newfag

Read the thread dumbfuck

filename in unix epoch*

vbhj

For those who don't have access to a Unix/Linux command prompt:

epochconverter.com/

Remove the last 3 digits from the Yea Forums filename

i need the aftermath

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already happened, don't tell the newfags you nigger

put it under your balls first

already lit

shut the fuck up. stop fucking rambling about "newfags, newfags, newfags!" if anyone's the "newfag" here, (god i fucking hate using that term) it's you. shut the fuck up

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is OP dead?

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>don't tell other newfags about the thing I just learned existed

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lol

y u mad

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TRIPS

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I'd rather use this

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I'm not I'm just scriptfagging trips and adding commentary to funny things that I see. You aren't the first person to learn something then be liek "tell nobody!"

userscripts > epoch still

timestamps or gtfo, also even if one rolls trips, i doubt op will deliver

tineye it

please no

test dubs

test trips

KWADZ!

Op is Deth.

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nice numbers

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anyone able to find his area's police scanners?

Or maybe we should call the Dom for ball busting

rell

I'm gay.

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That would work, provided Op called 911 with his last gasp of life. He is most likely a reclusive NEET who will not be discovered for some time.

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get ready for "complaint of smell leads to body a mile from town" headlines

OP won’t deluver but rollin for lulz

Chek'd
Tripps confirm poster is homosex.

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I wanna see the aftermath aww

Trips on trips, checked!!

>>This
Yes. Or, "Mummified human remains discovered; authorities say the corpse was missing an appendage...."

very nice. checked.

This is the Yea Forums I enjoy...ahhh the feels

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gonna need more than a bandaid to fix user's dick if he followed through

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welcome back oldfag, it's been too long.

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Press F to pay respects to op, who sacrificed his penis, and his very life, to make /b Great Again.

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Chek'd
F

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This thread is a repost

newfriends

thanks Yea Forumsro

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F

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Oh shit, if he actually did it include me in the screencap.

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F

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Fuck you.
. F

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u r faek an gey

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That would be me.

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Oh shit.

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holy shit I didn't fucking cHECK

F

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to redeem myself

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R.I.P. OP's nuts

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Chek'd. Quads Confirm
F

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that is it

do it OP

Hasn't been a new IP in the thread in so long lol.

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oh. nvm welcome.

nigger he blew his sack off and hasn't come back, he prob bled out. Check news reports for dis-member-ment

Chek'd
And how would you know that?

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DARE I SAY THE INDIVIDUAL KNOW AS OP IS A FAGGOT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

depends if he comes back if alive

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i've been scriptfagging the entire thread. every 8digit filename is me. left for half an hour at 64 unique IPs. only 1 joined since. the joiner is this guy

It's not nice to insult and mock the dead.

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new ip

66

hi

Screencap me

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spidey thread hijack anyone?

i mean, i have a folder for it.

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Update with timestamp or fake as fuck.

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plz dump, I need a spidey file after hdd fail

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Distract us from this shameful thread. So many gets and we know OP won't deliver. Nor should he.

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Trips
Quads
Post the aftermath already you faggot

only got 133 files

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No timestamp. Op won't deliver

Saved

>13 get
>133 files

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spiderman hijack Yea Forumsoys

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I recognize the dimensions lol. That user saved that from me, coincidentally.

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I did, it was glorious and I thank you every time I see it

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Yellow threads I guess succeeded in forcing like minded people together after all.

No he didn't

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begrudging mutual yellow appreciation

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idk dude, zoom that shit in. looks cut/retied to me

go back to pol you yellow bullied three hand 2 finger baiting foolish miniature-using, boil-lancing, waifu-obsessing cuck

y u mad

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op is a massive faggot

but I have folders full of oldfag porn

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change that filename to .gif!

Hes fuckin kill

y

yellow faggots like you are ruining the fucking board ten times worse than the fucking porn threads ever did thats why

oldfag meme. all efg is .gif

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Your lack of empathy is astounding.

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op is kill?

> begrudgingly appreciates the fact yellowposting reconnected me with drawthread user
>begrudgingly
>didn't yellowpost

go back to pol you yellow bullied three hand 2 finger baiting foolish miniature-using, boil-lancing, waifu-obsessing cuck

k

thank oldfag, I needed moar lurk

Fuck post the spooder man thread boom bam pow

np user. ignore the mad dudes.

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seems like more of a chan-ology thread

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nice dubs

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roll

i did it

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that's... actually great

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no userscripts faggots, we're checking here

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Chek'd and Kekked.

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discord for more chanology?
I'm a shameful newfag, but not a bad one

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is OP kill?

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MEGAFAGGOT

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r scriptfag?

Fine no scripts i'm walkin away

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Fuck JANNIES
Fuck TRANNIES
Fuck pol niggers

Wait what's this lever do?

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Pull it?

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don't you fucking da-

Yes.

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efg never fails. not even by 1 number.

CHECK EM!

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Dutch#4536
you're pretty cool for an oldfag, swap stories after thread dies?

I die when this thread dies. It's been great though.

no anhero'ing here sadfag

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Yea Forums is most best when someone is potentially getting their dick blown off.

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Anonymous craves self dis-membering

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nice

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WINGET

This thread was made a month ago with the same picture. 100% OP will not deliver.

just let us revel, ok?

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Dicks grow back after 29 days. It's legit.

Why would you be sorry for his downfall? Are you an Canadian?!

iz tru, read onlion

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Check'd

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/thread

goodnight/goodmorning anons

Op dead

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Roll

roll

Ah Yea Forums summer camp, where old pasta and re-posts are fresh again.

…. you fags know this is a month old, and we already got the fuse lit tonight anyways?

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lmaoooo

lol i posted a few OC in this thread.

sure

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Give me quads master

lurk moar

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fine i lied

Best delete ur baby dick

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we know.

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Check out this get lololololol

lurk moar noob

>when your oc is seen by other people before you post it

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how does one get like this?
>get

observe

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FAILGET nvm

also WINGET

i win

I hope I get trips so you can obliterate that miserable excuse for a cock

Trips, babe

assist?

How do you have nigger balls?

Oh fuck

read this summerfag
(click on the number below)

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>Yea Forums filename

WIN-FUCKING-RAR

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Wrong post reference but ya get it

Have u tried washing it instead?...if I get quads u wash it and fuckoff

photo after ?

Omg

turtle hidden in the shell

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it's scared

nice try. im totally oldfag

y u do dis

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też bym był przestraszony

shut the fuck up you polJew

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KEK

If no aftermath pic, OP lied to us

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Hopefully he just passed out from the pain and blood loss

I can’t tell which one is the fuse

Piss off, redditfag

This guy gets it

is op ok? is op dead?

Op won't post aftermath pic

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On July 25th, 2009, a stripped-down version of the Toon Link character, with all clothes removed, was posted to Yea Forums's Yea Forums (random) board with the caption "Post ending in 69 names this meme!!!" The reply with the ID number 148492769 suggested "fsjal," and this GET named the exploitable character.

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find that on KnowYourMeme?