ITT we act like US ww2 solders in a tank

ITT we act like US ww2 solders in a tank

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*farts*

whats the point of having a machinegun in the hood?

GOD DAMMIT BILLY THIS IS THE LAST TIME OR WE'LL KILL YOU

It is a 50cal for AA use.

I swear to fucking God Owens.. I'm gonna shove a Goddamned shell up yer ass and strap it shut with metal tape if you fucking do that while we're buttoned up again!!

Settle down ya dumbassas.
Charlie, get this thing in gear. We're headin up the road to St. Lo.
Brick you keep your finger on that trigger, and everyone eyes open for any movement. Those sneaky kraut fuckers love to jump out of these hedgerows.
Understood?

>be me
>be WW2 Sherman tank pilot
>be with a bunch retards in tank
>waiting for assault on some kraut infested shithole in France
>Fuckin bullfrogs.jpeg
>Turn to gunner
>”think we finish this in time for the next Joe Lewis fight, I got 50 bucks ridin on ole Joe,”

YES SIR

Fuck em, will light theyre smelly asses up anyways.

OWENS! pass me a cigar! Lets blow some shit up!

its fucking stupid, that jeep should be as fast as my grandma

"ok guys, russia won the war, its time to take credit for the victory by spitting out hundreds of hollywood movies pretending we helped"

If you look at the anti-tank gun in the back that can only be fired when it is stopped it makes a little bit more sense. It is not ideal but a reasonable addition to the jeep.

I'm a big flaming faggot. Fuck this tank. Fuck you guys. Man these drugs are strong. Where's my wife? Clancy.. Go get my wife. I mean my knife. God dammit I pissed myself again.

shut up you kraut loving nigger

Clemens! You're not high, youre in shock! a grenade blew your legs off!

TC, loader here.. Got the 76 loaded.

"hey, did you read my email?"

Es ist kalt in Russland!

>kraut loving nigger
got me there mate

Quit indulging Clemens, he's still bucking for that section 8.

dead ww2 american soldiers: 5%
dead ww2 soviet soldiers: 95%

Alright. Owens, hand me up one too.
Oh, and Owens? You eat those fuckin beans again, I'll hang your ass out the top hatch upside down, you hear? You should know better by now.

Then how come I still feel em kickin' Roger???? When do I get a fuckin beer

Clemens! QUIT FUCKING FLAILING. Youre losing blood fast!!!

Someone tie clemens down! hes losing it!

* BLOWS UP TONS OF KRAUT NIGGERS AND FUCKS BITCHES IN THE BACK OF THE TANK*

Clemens! STOP MOVING

FUCK, Slam clemens with morphine Ryan! Tie his legs off with my belt! Hopefully that will hold him til we get too back to camp!

If lady luck is on our side hopefully he'll live! But, he's losing blood quickly!

These kraut bastards are on our ass!

Hop on the 50!!

TIGER!!! 11O'CLOCK!!!

OH FUCK!!! TC IS WASTED!!!

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Owens you're not only dumb, you're blind. Krauts don't field niggers you retarded fuck.
You two, for God's sake secure that soldier! Shoot him if you have to!

What's tha-

TARGETS 1O'CLOCK! KRAUTS IN THE OPEN! BILLY GET US OFF THIS FUCKIN ROAD!

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GET TJHE FUIFCK DWONNNNN!! AAAAAHHHHHHH HELPP IM ON FIRE!!!!!! HELPPPPPP!!!! hhhfhgggh!!!! AggghHH!h!h!h!h!h! !SSSSSsssss..ss...s....s.

GO GO GO GO!!!

JORDANS IS DEA- sdfgladfhsj;lfth1f;tdgjyjggjsd

FUCK EVERYONES GETTING HIT, GO!!!!!! I DONT WANNA D- DGLFKHSGHH

FUCK IM HIT!!!

MAMA!!!?
MAMA!!!!!
PLEASE.... MAMA....
HELP!

WE NEED AIR SUPPORT NEAR THE CHURCH NOW!

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Dear Mrs. Owens:
It is with deep regret that I must inform you that your son along with his entire crew have lost their lives in service to their country....

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SNIPER FIRE IS HEAVY!!

STAY THE FUCK DO-

LOL

GODDAMNIT! SHADOW 5-0 THIS IS HOT DOG 7, ENCOUNTERING HEAVY RESISTANCE ON ROAD 48! FIRE MISSION COORDINATES 1-7-NINER-3-2-2! MY POSITION 3-2-3 4-8-1! WILL ADJUST! OVER!

@@HOT DOG 7, THIS IS FLESHLIGHT34 COMING IN. SHADOW 5-0 IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE. AIR SUPPORT COMING IN ON YOUR POSITION IN 5 MINUTES. JUST MAINTAIN COVER FIRE IN THE MEAN TIME, OVER@@

GET THE FUCK DOWN THERES A S

Yea Forums is already full of faggots, so I’m not entirely too sure what difference you’ll see here.

ALLAHU AKBAR

Of fuckin course they are.
@@UNDERSTOOD FLESHLIGHT34. WILL MAINTAIN 5 MINUTES. YOU GET ME MY FIRE MISSION! OVER.@@
TC-Brick, I want a round up that Tigers ass as soon as you get shot, boy! We stall that bastard we can handle the infantry.

You're not dead yet Soldier! I want this hunk a shit moving!

(SWOOOOOOOOOOSH)

~!!!BOOM BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!~

@@FLESHLIGHT34 COMING, STAND BACK FELLAS@@

~!!BOOM BOOM BOOM!!~~

No.

*dies *

Not a tank

*pees in your canteen and gets a little on you*

*static*

CAPTAIN I THINK IM HAVING A WET DREAM, AAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH
*cums*