You literally have no excuse to not join the military when cuties like this exist...

>have no legs

so? you dont need legs to shoot people faggot

your mom yankee doodled my asshole

I feel like you shouldn’t join the Army unless you really feel the passion to serve. Otherwise that’s why the draft exist. Idk if I’m wrong or right but Selective Service now includes females I think.

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>women
lol.

That's a dude you faggot

Nice joke, you got any original jokes though?

>no excuse to not join the military
except for that part where they send you to die

yeah,but think about all the pussy you'd get

just think about it

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do you seriously not know anyone who has actually served? just wear your fuckin uniform and you'll be drowning in pussy,women love a man in uniform

this picture is so fucking sad for both partys oh my fucking god lmaoooooooooooo

>am faithful to my gf
>already joined the military
What now?

That's not even true at all. You still have to be attractive.

nah,bitches love a man in uniform

>faithful to my gf

haha,you hear that sound? its the sound of a whip cracking you cuck

Recruiting on Yea Forums? I mean don't get me wrong, I'm planning on enlisting but even for a recruiter's standards this is pretty low. And why is your example of a hot chick to fuck a tranny? r u okay user?

Thinking anyone involved in a land based war isn't cannon fodder, if your killing goat herders with guns your disposable. Real war between super powers would make the Holocaust look like child's play, you should be kissing physicist and engineer ass that we have the bigger and better bombs, not jerking off rifle jockies fighting dirt poor goat fucker white equipment that's as old as their grandfather. We could wipe those countries off the map with an Xbox controller but it's not real war, no American lives are at stake.

Go get an advanced science , physics , communications, engineering, computer degree and join the real fight.

>join the real fight

all of those degree's are only wanted by people who will end up flipping burgers for the rest of their life because they were to stupid to get a degree worth a shit.how's mom's basement working out for you?

Military women are ugly as fuck

Yeah if you want women who sleep with entire barracks of guys. It's the ultimate cuck. Enjoy being another number in her slow motion gangbang

Having served in the Army, let me say that girls like that are the exception not the rule. The ones that are DTF are usually Barracks Bicycles, as in everyone gets a ride. An Lt in Iraq spread STDs from a Third Country National there as a guard for the Dining facilities, to enough of her unit that the WHOLE unit got sent home... Seriously, make sure you get her papers in hand as clean before you stick your dick in that brand of crazy.

O and they ARE ALL CRAZY, the military wives are even worse. There is a reason they call them dependapottamus'

yeah? how about you spend a year in the desert surrounded by guys 24 hours a day with no pussy and see how you like it nigga,ugly or not.if its got a pussy then it needs to be fucked

I'm a little lost on this one. How is an engineering degree worth $80k starting salary a burger flipping level job?

>served in the military

>fell for the bait

im pretty sure i saw an article on the internet about the "girl" in the op,i guess you were one of those retards who joined the military because you were to stupid to get a real job

If that's all you think about our military then I suggest you emigrate to Somalia. Let the skinnies waste yo ass.

Which is why women should never be permitted to serve, it's bad for discipline.

Because EVERY soldier gets a turn with her.

Everyone who s in the military, or knows some who is, knows chicks in the military get the first2 years fucking every guy they want, and the last 2 begging any guy who would have her to fuck her in the ass.

Military girls are worse than garbage.

>This.

Please tell me her name is Ash

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women shouldnt serve because they are weak and stupid

the only reasons a woman would join the military are reasons i dont like. Maybe one day ill find my combat craving viking gf to slay brownskins with.

>your

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>her

i can always count on ms ketchum,no matter how times i post this.people still fall for the bait and dont realize "she" is actually a "he"

alex

I am no degenerate like you

Barracks Whore would get you so fucked up in the game. Pussy has killed more Marines than all the muj combined.

Enjoy your dishonorable discharge when she cries rape to command.

> Fucking on a daily basis

Yeah that would probably get in the way of war-ing

>dependasaraus’s
>Tricareatops

>not Ash Ketchum

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So I guess they'll be extra motivated?

>pussy

>thats what you think

One of my troops in Iraq was fuckin a rat lookin contractor bitch. He let her in to a classified area to bang her. Had to fuck his shit up. But yea pussy have you all kinds of fucked up and too bad cuz you don’t know when it can be your last live nut out there.

Nigga what?

military whores are just that, whores. ive never seen one NOT cheat, ive never seen one that was not gangbanged by a group of men.

if a woman told me she was ex military when i was dating her, i would run like fucking hell

mabye but that is a boy

im confused,you say "contractor bitch".the only time ive heard of "contractors"were "independent contractors"who wernt in the same units as regular military people

>whores

whores=women.you retards fell for the bait by not realizing this was a troll thread because the person in the op's picture is actually a transexual

but i will admit,no matter how many times i post this.you guys still fall for the bait,it never gets old trolling with "ms ketchum"

Maybe for the new cyber auxiliary? Only qualification is you have to pass clearance.

Shits a sausage fest, unless your a pog you're not going to be getting any pussy.

yeah,she's got a sausage for that fest alright

Dept of state (MSG). Worked with contractors, diff govt agencies etc. literally close proximity. She was a contractor that worked on physical security devices. But yea, there’s levels to that shit...so far removed from that world these days. I just rolled a fat blunt and drank a beer to go to sleep.