What's the darkest secret you have Yea Forums?

What's the darkest secret you have Yea Forums?

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I stuck my dick in the peanut butter jar

One time when I was 9 I locked the bathroom from the inside and told my dad that my sister did it and she got her ass whipped with a belt, bitch fucking deserved it though she broke my cd rom of jimmy neutron

I killed a frog when I was 7. I shoved a stone down his throat then my brother said the frog will suffer so I picked up a big rock and slammed it on him. His blood and guts shot up my arms. It was yucky

I'll reveal a few
I have tripped on acid about 5 times and mushrooms once
I currently use methamphetamine and cannabis
I am sexually attracted to girl as young as 13-14
I played up my illness at a court hearing so I would be eligible for welfare
They gave me neurosurgery in lieu of me killing myself, still want to but now it's impossible to will myself to tie the noose or pop handfulls of pills (used to be easy as fuck)
I once took 50mg clonazepam at once and downed it with a pint of gin, nearly died
I lived with a teenie-bopper girl of about 15 and didn't have sex with her ONCE because of statutory laws, opted to fuck her mother instead
I have XXY and can only have children by means of injecting my sperm into an egg

You're doing great in life keep it up user

i did something fuckdd up like that as a 6 year old to a duckling. grabbed it by the neck and flung his body over my shoulder, started marching up and down the back yard.
i let it go and it was gasping for air for a while, he turned out to be fine but i hate myself for doing that

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When I was younger I would catch grasshoppers and little lizards and impale them on a thorn bush I had in my backyard.

I cheated to get As in multiple university classes. I got an A in a programming class because I stole my final project off of Yea Forums even though I can barely program basic shit.
I don't really feel bad about it because the school was insanely expensive and my college experience was fucking miserable.

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sometimes i poop

Had a friend of ten years spend the night after drinking to celebrate graduating. She asked me for a foot massage while laying next to me on the couch and I put them on my lap for it. I lost track of time while we watched The Office and she was already knocked out. She started to move her feet rubbing over my pants above my dick. I tried to massage her legs over her tights but she would move and seem like she would wake up. Didn’t have a foot fetish yet, but drunk me was willing to settle for anything and I had already been using lotion to lube them up. Started with just rubbing my head on her soles and eventually started rubbing my whole shaft up her soles and stuck my head between her toes. She would wiggle her toes every so often from being tickled and it was heavenly. Ended up pulling her feet together and basically ankle fucked her until I came over her tights and slightly on her shirt and on my own. Couldn’t zip myself up as easily so I started to move away from her while sliding my cock past her feet when she started to wake up. Covered her with a throw while I walk away as fast as I can telling her I had to pee for a while. I walked back in the room and she was back asleep, and noticed she still had a little bit of cum on her feet when I sat back down. One of my most shameful moments.

I just started working as a psychiatrist for a cheap university psyche hospital and can relate to some of these fucks with what their desires are. Also AMA if you want, I’ve heard some fucked up shit there and I’m not exactly breaking their confidentiality.

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I was around 9 when my older brother got some tree frogs as pets. I loved seeing them hop so one time I took one out and chucked it at the wall thinking it would stick and not knowing my own strength. Shit splattered there and I cried before grabbing some toilet paper and flushing it down the toilet lol

I was watching a new episode of Pokemon when I really needed to pee, i tried to hold it in till the commercial break but I couldn't and I ended up peeing in my brother's shoe

I never told him about it

Lay it on me user, whatcha got?

I have a little charcoal that noone know about

Any sort of genre of fucked up you’re looking for because I’ve worked with about 73 cases by now and I still get surprised by some of the talks I’ve had.
One of my favorite clients was this 39 year old female who was in for a suicide attempt. She admitted one of the reasons she didn’t want to live was because she got raped as a teen and only liked forceful sexual activity. Thought it degraded her. Told her about extreme fetishes and rape fantasy being one which helps with her issue. If patients didn’t share rooms I would have happily filled her fantasy there. Haven’t see her again

How about sexual and darker tone stories if you know what I mean user

I got a boner while playing with my brother in the pool

this happened more than once

Bump, grabbing a case of beers and lll respond when I’m back in my truck. I got one you may love

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my biggest sexual fantasy is to have my female friends force me to suck our mutual male friends' dicks