I have permanently damaged my penis from excessive masturbation during my teen years...

Give them the J OP

What country are you in? Can help you out if you are close enough

>I squeezed my dick so hard i popped a vein in the head
What does that mean? Brain? Blood vessels on face?

Thanks a lot

Denmark, Sjælland
They know what they need to know

The head of my dick

It means he ripped the head of his dick off

I'm in Sweden, Göteborg.
I travel down to Skåne every now and then if you ever want someone to help you massage that prostate;3

a raw penis is the best prostate massager money can buy

>200 euro

If gay sex was what I wanted I could easily get it because men are easy and I am over 2 meters tall.

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>meter
Speak American

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Check adult toy websites.
What works for one person might not work for you so you might want to shop around and buy one that looks like you might enjoy it.
You could also try a vibrator on your nipples and shaft. That might work without “jerking” off.

>200 euro
It's worth it, especially if your dick is broken

I am over 5 meters tall and the ladies love me.

Why not go for it then? What do you have to love when you can't use your dick?

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I will be able to use it. It will heal. Otherwise I know I can grow my penis with androgens (synthetic and nonsynthetic), and I know I can also shrink it though it takes awfully lot (years). So, presumably I could shrink and regrow it again.

>I can grow my penis with androgens
Really?

Yes. People are already doing it. But good luck sourcing the androgens from China. You need dehydrotestosterone or specific very strong androgens and you need to make a gel and rub it on the dick (very poor absorption) or inject it directly into the dick. It takes months to get centimeters of length but it does happen.
Though the more growth you have had, the less growth you will get if you continue. Thus homeostasis. So you need to take breaks etc.

>dehydrotestosterone
I found 2 companies in Sweden who sell it just by searching for a min or two
No idea if they would sell to a private citizen tho, most likely not since we have a strict no fun allowed policy

Post them.
If you mean those chemical producing companies. First of all, ANYTHING you buy from them including sugar will have extremely high prices like in the thousands of dollars range. Second of all they only sell to registered companies and such so no you cannot buy from them.

You have to do it from China or Russia but like I said, good luck as all shipments from China are checked by all western customs.

>all shipments from China are checked by all western customs
Oh you're wrong about that, i've ordered hundreds of packages from China and only one or two of them got searched by customs, it's a minimal risk and even if they find it how are they going to prove you are the one that ordered it?

caymanchem.com/product/15874
This site will show you people who sell it wherever you are at, but as you said, most likely only to registered companies

Shipments to where? Sweden? You're lying man. Every package from China in Denmark gets inspected. Also other countries. The success rate according to distributors from China is very low, for this reason.

THOUGH you can use a reship company. I've never tried it before however.

>how are they going to prove you are the one that ordered it?
In our NW countries, or most of them, we go by the principle of guilty until proven innocent. The accused have to prove before the state that he is innocent whereas in the US and other places the state has to prove the accused guilty.

Kys you fucked up dick ass femfag

>femfag
Why am I a femfag?

Don't use a vibrator, use a noose and hang yourself

>Shipments to where? Sweden? You're lying man
Nope, completely true, the customs only check every 15th package or so at random is what i have heard from a friend who used to work there. Also if you hadn't noticed Sweden has kinda gone to shit, you can bring whatever over the border without any issues at all as long as you know the tricks
As for proving who ordered it, ok then i can just order illegal things to people i don't like and watch them get fucked by the law, doesn't really work like how you say.

Was going to make a thread about this but I guess i'll post here:

One night I fell asleep with a sock around my dick and woke up with a dark blue vein that hasn't gone away since, this is the only pic I have, it's on the left side, it looks worse than in this picture, but does anyone have an experience with a similar problem or know what exactly it is? does it need to be fixed or is it fine?

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Ask a real doctor

>As for proving who ordered it, ok then i can just order illegal things to people i don't like and watch them get fucked by the law, doesn't really work like how you say.
Yes, you can. People are doing that. If they continue to deny involvement in the shipment, they will be taken to court and the case will be escalated from there. It will take months to years for them to clean themselves.

Yeah that is not how it works in Sweden, most likely they would care enough unless it was something serious, at most you would get a small fine.
I've been ordering shit for many years, there's a minimum chance of getting caught, there's no fucking way in hell customs can check every package

You can use my dick.

wouldn't*

>Please suggest to me a prostate vibrator I can use.
Just find a guy to bone you. It's far superior.

Think of it as advanced masturbation.

i already offered