/Waifu/ claiming thread
Dental floss of the mind edition
/Waifu/ claiming thread
Leo Jenkins
Other urls found in this thread:
azlyrics.com
vocaroo.com
twitter.com
Cameron Sullivan
Carson Gomez
Claimed~
And sae a different cliamer in rpevious thread? Who dat
Christian Smith
-_- fucking mobile
Logan Torres
Hey Junko!
Julian King
Gabriel Russell
Hey hey comrade~
Ayden Reed
Ayden Fisher
I am the Junko claimer from the other thread. I don't mind you using Junko. I only go to her if people give an "edition" that makes me think of her.
Robert Rogers
Jack Hall
Oehhhh nice to meet you dear new comrade. I sadly am not too active in threads anymore since I preffer discord. But I hope we'll get along. Also, cute pic!~
Lucas Johnson
Who remembers when akiko had a huge list of ohayous he was making people? He never got around to making mine ;-;
Nolan Morris
Ohayou is old and busted. AYAYA is the new old hotness.
Alexander Powell
Mason Jackson
How do I get AIDS without losing my virginity
>mai
Colton Young
Caleb Reyes
I hope we get along too. I spend a lot of time in discord but I like joining waifu threads when I see them. Yes, Touko from Bloom into You is adorable. There are soo many good pics of her and Yuu from the anime/ manga.
Jace Sanchez
go to your gay diabetic black friend. ask him if you can use his epipen
Noah Wright
Epipens are single use, there would be no danger in using an epipen that someone was holding
If you're going to troll, at least put in some effort
Ian Reyes
mai why doesn't namesync work for waifu anymore
James Cook
Neat, the more cuteness, the better!~ Reason for me not being too active is because most people I spoke to here elft this place for discord. But I guess I got one more reason to frequent this place now
Jayden Price
i need a master..
Hunter Reed
I'll be your master!
I thought you had a boyfriend tho
Aaron Anderson
Bad Sono boii, bad, no whoring yourself out
Levi Bennett
Use tampermonley with a Yea Forums x and namesync script instead, the extension is broken
Wyatt Gutierrez
fine. Just sneak into the pool. You'll get AIDs
Noah Taylor
Owen Cooper
or mine
Jaxson Phillips
That's literally what I'm doing
Tyler Roberts
If you enjoy waifu threads and your old friends leave for discord you can always use the thread to meet new people. Waifu posters come and go, and if you can keep in touch with the nice ones while meeting new people it's better.
Jaxon Nelson
me and like mai are some of the only OGs that still post :(
William Phillips
(You)ko
Dylan Harris
Big if true
Christian Thompson
ukYou????
Ian Diaz
HOLY SHIT I'VE BEEN WASTING MY LIFE IN THESE THREADS FOR ALMOST 4 YEARS NOW
Thomas Moore
Vinek
Chase Wright
I do that, but ehhhh the threads kind of went to shit when a few idiots decided to spam the threads for months
Gavin Walker
are all of the oldfags coming back now?
can't wait to see handkun and hanako and teacher
Connor Murphy
Adam Morales
I REALLY wanna see Syndra actually talk
Benjamin Gomez
Mhm! He's my master
Brody Powell
i miss mugi :(
Blake Brooks
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Henry Bailey
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Jaxon Cox
mood
not mugi
beautiful
hello new friend, nice to meet you
Eli Brooks
I have seen the spam. It comes and goes based on when a certain user is in the mood to activate his spam bot. Today has been a good day. The spammer appeared but he only talked without sage/ spamming us. It was shocking.
Colton Carter
im an idiot and thought this was Mai
I was all the way at the bottom of the list :(
Blake Campbell
>Inb4 used goods
used goods can be loved
Robert Perez
Levi Cooper
Security questions
1. what disease do you have
2. what state do you live in
3. what is your ethnicity
Parker Murphy
I'm confused. Do you need a master or is you bf your master.
Lucas Anderson
Ryder Davis
Grayson Howard
Both
Owen Lee
I hope you are having a happy sugar life.
Gavin Miller
Hmhm that's good, especially since I could meet you without the spam.
Shush, be a good sono boii
Jaxon Diaz
I wanna be your master and your bf
Levi Allen
You keeping lists of information on the anons?
Are you mai or vigil~
You try to pretend that you don't like me anyways.
Angel Sullivan
Nevada doesn't have a script. Alice told me he just uses auto posts on Yea Forums X.
She also said that she doesn't pay him.
Jaxson Peterson
I hate you.
Going back to TF2, hope you're happy now.
Leo James
vigil/teto. fun times
Brayden Russell
cursed modders
Matthew Gomez
've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
i was cc-fag/uta-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
azlyrics.com
quick way to sing it:
vocaroo.com
any other ways are accepted
if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotry.
Jaxson Garcia
Yeah, that it did. I will keep an eye out for you so we can chat in the future as well.
user, stop being a thirsty 12 year old. You really should not try to be with her.
I know plenty on both Nevada and Alice2. I've been waiting to see which of the two self destructs first. But, regardless spam is spam even if it isn't a script. I also know Alice2 and Nevada hate eachother.
Benjamin Morgan
>You really should not try to be with her.
Why not?
Isaiah Ross
Ok I submit. Here is my waifu- now consume me, oh great abyss, to fuel the chaos that permeates us all.
Gavin Nelson
I'm the person who posts Mai
Honestly way back I roleplayed as a stalker to scare you and I am so good at acting that I still remember the information I was supposed to keep tabs on
Your typing style seems like Yukko's so I'm just gonna assume it's you and ask why you would randomly come back after such a long time?
Jack Gray
Definately will look forward to that dear user~ oh and you a US or EU user?
Joseph Nelson
mako is cute
Jordan Parker
Simple reason: You are just staring at anime tiddies and saying you want that. However, they also claimed to have a boyfriend and obviously don't want some random user. I bet you don't even know the name Blood-chan or what they really are.... thirsty gross user.
US user but I have a weird schedule. Sometimes I am on at night, sometimes during the day. It really depends on what my schedule does during the day. What about you?
Charles Russell
You can't hate me, you don't even know me
ruri asked me to and he's been depressed lately so why not throw him a bone.
You might be the most committed person i've ever met seeing how you still post here regularly.
Noah Brooks
where's autism-chan
Connor Young
Don't trust this poster Mai, I don't even know who they are.
Tyler Thomas
no i know they kill dogs and such. i don't mind. I have them on discord
Connor Smith
sono boi? who that?
but i already have a boyfriend
and i love him...
Owen Torres
>You might be the most committed person i've ever met seeing how you still post here regularly.
Reeeeeee I'm still here you retard.
Jack Barnes
Do you love him? As much as I love you, il mio amore?
Jace Anderson
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Ryan Green
Daniel Lee
I've observed your name in the past and will carry the torch with my first waifu claim. Good luck in all your endeavors
Lucas Smith
i don't use the software that shows people's names so i don't know who you are
i'll guess a tomo because statistically it seems the most likely.
oh i get it, your waifu is the adult version of the loli from watashi ni tenshi
Zachary Jenkins
You know who killed those threads?
Not shitposters, no no.
You did it yourselves, by going in your own little telegram/discord, where you have your old waifu friends and don't need a threads anymore.
You killed this thread by not staying in it, by leaving it like a CHICKEN.
Yeah, I'm speaking about you all.
Who ran away, instead of fighting and having fun with the newfags.
Of course the community is dying when all the oldfags are having fun in their own discord.
Fuck this shit, I used to love you all.
Aiden Hall
no it's me, mi liu
Isaiah Smith
That makes you worse if you know them and also want them while they have someone else as a boyfriend. You are just a twisted being who only thinks with his dick. You are no longer worth responding to.
Hunter Howard
Oliver Parker
Discord and Twitch
That's an optimistic way to see it
maybe I just procrastinate more
Make sure to give Mi Liu his autism card
Eli Rivera
How does it make me a worse person? I don't believe for a second he actually kills dogs
Isaiah Thomas
Someone in the last thread posted this, but I came back too late and it was gone. Can someone repost?
Lincoln Garcia
i love him. thats all that matters
Elijah Carter
just how many servers are there by now
Matthew Price
Blake Walker
I miss the old /waifu/
oh god oh fuck
Ian Lewis
does he love you?
Gavin Fisher
oh well i'd still give credit to mai because relative to him you are a new arrival.
Maybe you're smart enough to not have to try hard in life and can spend the extra time here.
Joshua Ramirez
Ayy! Thx.
Jason Butler
You get one last response so you understand:
Killing dogs may be true or not.
What is true is they are dating someone yet you want to be with them. That is just pure thirst to a cringe level. If you have any respect for yourself or them you would wait until she is single, and perhaps a week or two after that out of respect for the relationship. Even if it wasn't Blood-chan you wanted it would be pretty cringe and bad what you are trying to do.
Blake Barnes
nice Mio
i graduated since the last time we talked
Joseph Ross
I would never kill a dog, Yuu
please don't believe anything from those anons
Xavier Bennett
Last time I checked Mai and I started posting around the same time.
Gabriel Phillips
I choose my sim as my husbando
Joshua Evans
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Hunter Mitchell
...
Caleb Bell
yellow invasion
Jayden Price
I hate that brat.
She won't even settle for homemade sweets.
At least Senko was charming.
Big doubt.
Elijah Ortiz
Even if that is true I said what I believe on relationships. He is sickening to me for acting like this while you are in a relationship. If you insist I will tell you that you saying you wanted a master while you have a boyfriend is pretty dirty.
Hunter Martinez
Does anyone know if this is a spambot attached to my static IP?
Oliver Martinez
...
Cooper Baker
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Easton Perry
When did you start posting?
Blake Davis
This is why some of you Yellows are bad. You can even stay focused on your targets. The porn is winning because you try to use Yellow as an excuse to sage anything you don't like. Waifu is not a problem for Yellow, the threads that flood the board, i.e. porn are the problem or at least that is what you claim.
Lincoln Peterson
I don't consider myself smart
My parents dropped me out of elementary school and I know nothing
December 2015? I really don't know
Leo Gonzalez
my boyfriend doesn't want to have power over me
he wants to be equal to me
but I still want a master..
Don't grouplink me
Carter Jackson
Member when /waifu/ went 24/7?
Beginning of the end!
Aiden Gonzalez
honestly, i don't care either way. as this isn't porn, this is fine.
Thomas Garcia
Faggot
Thomas Sanders
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Brandon Collins
...
Lincoln Allen
i too have the coalgirls torrent
That's very good. You have done well. All my praise and well wishes.
no you were way later i believe.
I'm sure you are very dedicated as well. no need to fret.
You seem to have a good memory at the very least. That along with dedication is a big step toward becoming smart. Also a touch of modesty helps.
Jayden Long
Justin Gutierrez
Oh wow.
Good question actually. January 2016 I think?
Holy shit.
C_Data?
Thomas Rodriguez
Dec 2015
I used to claim Leone
Henry Gomez
I actually thought you were mai, lol
Jaxson Reed
Please understand that I have a boyfriend, user
I love him so much
And i'm just roleplaying as Ikaros, I actually can't have you as my master ><
If anyone is my master it would be my lord
Cooper Green
Christian Young
Then have fun with a gross thirsty user if that is what you insist on. Even if you aren't the murderer people think, you are just being filthy.
Colton Sanders
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Eli Ramirez
is a heretic really trying to have me call them dedicated right now.
texas
Charles Long
i was only roleplaying, Yuu
please don't think of me as filth... and please don't think of me as a murderer...
i feel bad when I swat a roach..
i could never actually commit murder
Isaiah Parker
My memory is extremely shit.
Nathan Howard
Shush, not in the mood for that talk Sono boii.
EU user here, cheeselands to be more precise~
Austin Reed
I'm dedicated to /waifu/, yeah.
Hunter Hill
you're never in the mood for me...
Dominic Foster
I'll be your master, Blood-chan
Jonathan Evans
Well back in 2016 I had really good memory because I was 13, now that I'm 24 my memory has atrophied
Are you a veterinarian now?
I'm honored you happened to come back and post in the first thread I have created in a long time
Pretty much the same time as me
Hunter Martinez
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Jaxson Sanchez
I already have a master. My lord Satan
Charles Watson
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Sebastian Jenkins
That's what I said
Ryder Jones
Going to work now, wish me luck
bye everyone
Ethan Powell
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Jordan Long
>which of the two self destructs first
Alice has been around for almost a decade. So I wouldn't hold my breath on that one.
Brandon Johnson
It's really you.
Been some time, how are things going for you?
Trips.
That's how dedicated to waifu you are.
Christian Green
you failed the spirit of /waifu/
sounds like college went poorly for you then.
you're my age
No i'm working in a casino so my career path took an unexpected turn. But i enjoy building up new properties and telling people what to do.
Josiah Morgan
Alice2* I mean.
Alexander Wright
Oh! Wow, sorry, I almost forgot about our chat. That user just was a bit gross... wanting Blood-chan not caring about the boyfriend thing or their past it was.. bleh. Distractions.
So, Cheeseland huh? I haven't really had a chance to really visit the UK to take in the sights. I may go for a con one day, a few Youtubers I follow are from the UK.
Uh huh... sure.... roleplay. If it was true roleplay it would not mention the actual boyfriend you have. That's still gross.
You mean Alice2. Alice2 is pretty smart, I am willing to bet the spammer may give up first, but people are onto Alice2.
Aiden Morris
Nuh-uh. I'm more waifu then you can handle!
Jace Ross
Ehhhh UK? First time I hear them bring seen as the cheeselands? I meant tge Netherlands dear user~ but UK is pretty nice too
Aaron Williams
There's no point in differentiating between the two because only one of them is relevant. Alice1 was active for all of 6 months like 9 years ago.
>people are onto alice2
What does this even mean
Luke Thompson
Wouldn't the cheeselands be France? Netherlands is Weedland
Kayden Gonzalez
Eh, you?
Nah, I graduated. I guess I meant my waifu related memory is shit.
Julian Martin
I’m joining this nichi train
Ian Harris
Netherlands is weedlands/cheeselands/lowlands/water lands
Charles Lee
I guess I don't know the nicnames for your places. Honestly, when you say Cheeseland my first thought is Wisconsin, but I know you don't live in America lol.
There is a reason. Alice1 was a good person. Alice2 is a proven sociopath. It is an insult to the real Alice if we don't call the new one Alice2.
Tyler Morales
I'm not your age.
Sounds much more profitable than your previous endeavor, how did that even happen?
Ayden Mitchell
I thought you lived in Germany
Jacob Thompson
oYkuu
Gavin Ortiz
i find it hard to believe that you don't remember me
i'm 24
well i disliked the way the veterinary company i worked for was acting so i left. Got a job in a countroom of a place i use to work at in a different department. Left to a casino based on that, then transferred to a new casino.
What do you do?
Sebastian Hall
>proven sociopath
Sounds like someone's been drinking the kool-aid Ikarous provides. Do you have any evidence to back that up?
Oliver King
>There's no point in differentiating between the two because only one of them is relevant. Alice1 was active for all of 6 months like 9 years ago.
You obviously know your history, Alice2
You will always be second you fucking bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asher Hill
Aren't you the Yuuko I have on steam?
Brayden White
spider man claimed
David Long
Hello Alice. Please respond to my discord messages
Asher Martinez
Basically eh. Uni's boring.
First year went by uneventfully.
What are you doing now?
He is.
The same one I blocked for being a homo.
Sebastian Cooper
I can because I have seen chat logs people saved of her, and they have been circulating from Nev. Some of the logs going back many months. It's not my business so I am staying back, but I also will not insult Alice1.
Leo Long
Guess again, genius.
Zachary Wood
Hmmm I see, I don't know too much about US geography and stuff tbh
Nope
Ryder Diaz
Not very good at this, are you?
David Nelson
Alice2's mother literally stabbed her pussy 40 fucking times. Anyone would go crazy after receiving that kind of treatment.
Ryder Johnson
>
Gotta take cert tests to get my CCNA and MCSA. I also want to get a CompTIA Security+ certification, however, they all cost money. Hopefully uni is going well for you, and uneventful is not necessarily bad.
Kayden Allen
Oh hey Kermit. Still sucking Alice's tranny cock?
You said you went for work in Germany -_-
Eli Barnes
Ahh, then I'll let you know a little about Wisconsin: Their football... err... gridiron for Europe I think... team even wears these cheese heads in support of their team. The state is also well known for their cheese production.
Mason Walker
Someone post the poem
Logan Johnson
That sounds a wee bit exaggerated.
Even so, domestic violence and trauma victims aren't uniformly sociopaths.
Joseph Peterson
Sleep
Fortnite
Eat
Leo Bennett
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Colton Green
Ah, a bad faith actor from the start.
Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to?
Chase Kelly
>inb4 Shizuru corrects kermit
Lincoln Perez
I am not 24
Oh, so you had the education to be a veterinarian but the experience for the Casino job
I don't do anything, I don't really like anything
I just practice the keyboard and drink, I think
Jordan Morgan
Actually I've been playing a fuckload of Kenshi, game is extremely addicting.
Jaxson Fisher
I've been a naughty boy, I'm in need of a good correcting.
Ryder Brown
if that's how you chose to remember me by then yes
Still live at home?
Grayson Hill
Me? A bad faith actor?
Ohohoho la vie c'est drole. Life surely is amusing, Kermit.
John Mitchell
Raildex is taking up my time right now, but once I finish getting caught up on that I should finally rewatch Nichijou
now i need a job
Jayden Nguyen
Yes, for 6 months.... A year ago....
Oehhh cool, and its okay, feel free to call it football lol
Jackson Hill
"still sucking on tranny cock" doesn't exactly inspire belief to the contrary.
Andrew Wood
Yes
Kevin Cook
especially given she doesn't have a cock
Alexander King
Once again claiming painted up like a whore Marie Rose.
Jace Jenkins
I hope you somehow manage to save up enough to get them both. They do sound certainly pricey, though.
Thank you~
Mmh, second year hasn't been too bad either, although a bit too teamwork-oriented for my personal taste, but oh well.
I'll go take a bath, take care C_Data.
Henry Ramirez
Seems a little bad faithy all around really.
Me? I try to be open minded.
Landon Robinson
Better get used to it, jobs require teamwork. And they are. The CCNT is 2 tests which are $165 each, the MCSA is 3 tests at $165. The Security+ Is $350. Well, you know what they say, you gotta invest in yourself.
Xavier Butler
“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”
but what do I know, I'm just the hero of Canton
Dylan Howard
Yes
No idea why the image didn't attach, I didn't notice until now
David Sanchez
She did get knifed in her pussy, yes?
James Long
Well, what would you call it?
Why doesn't Alice come here himself?
Dominic Thomas
Think I've seen that video...
THE MAN THEY CALL JAYNE
Zachary Walker
>trying to summon *lice. Why are waifufags so obsessed with this 3D attention whore?
Easton Cook
she's busy
Ethan Ramirez
alice is Yea Forums's waifu
Oliver Fisher
(x) Doubt
Nolan Bell
gotta shake the tree, see what falls out
Caleb Campbell
>implying a pawn is any better
She's busy enough to send me messages.
Caleb Robinson
You may need to find a reliable source of income soon if you can't rely on your parents to even keep you in school.
Take as many interviews as possible until they no longer worry you
Alexander Barnes
Supposedly!
But 40 seems to me an excessive number.
I'd call it something less misleading, insulting, derogatory and hyperbolic We are still close friends, yes.
And she does. She was here last night in fact.
Eli Allen
Jayden Gonzalez
It's not just waifufags unfortunately.
She's quite the controversial figure by virtue of....I don't know. Existing?
That's what I say about my meaty undercarraige.
Jason Jones
forgot my frog, I haven't posted in a while.
Kayden Richardson
And you don't think that's enough psychological trauma to make her into a sociopath?
Let me stab your dick with a 10in knife when you're 4 years old
Isaac Reyes
You assume I have any respect for you. You are merely a pig in human clothing.
And as for your master, he is no better.
I know he came buy. He found out I said that he paid Nevada and accused me of libel.
Well he's an attention whore, for one
Ryan Nguyen
Anyway, any of you niggas play Kenshi? Shit's fun.
Christian Walker
Yeah problem is I live in the middle of nowhere and all the minimum wage jobs are taken by drug addicts, also I have no car
It's also hard to focus on getting a job when you are always focusing on trying to solve your constant existential crisis problem
I have 300$ in cash and silver
Cameron Morgan
Buy it for me :)
Daniel Sanders
Sure, you just have to physically suck my dick.
Logan Martin
i had a problem with existentialism. Ended up going to therapy and starting sertraline.
Well i hope you're not forced to join the army one day.
-Yuuko
Luke Evans
Again, victims of domestic abuse and trauma aren't automatically sociopaths. What a silly conclusion.
I wasn't assuming anything, I surmised you were a bad faith actor based on your shitty behavior and I'm proven more correct with each passing exchange.
"I know he came to buy. He found out I said he paid Nevada and accused me of libel"
I mean that's a lie, so it would make sense.
You're a bad faith actor and a liar.
Again I ask for any evidence other than "Alice is an evil tranny grrr she's involved in the great anti-wafu conspiracy!!!"
Waifu's woe's begins and starts with Nevada spamming. Something there IS evidence for.
Evan Price
...
Oliver Edwards
>I mean that's a lie,
Proof?
>You're a bad faith actor and a liar.
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
>Again I ask for any evidence
Well the fact that Alice contacted me directly about it shows that something is amiss.
Juan Brooks
But if I start meds the sense of meaning will only be an illusion
>Well i hope you're not forced to join the army one day.
Well that's a hell of a motivator, now I am running from a predator
>Mai
Jacob Cooper
It's a good 'un.
Gavin Clark
Thanks for your permission shit stain
Love,
Mako