Celeb Thread
My Wife Belonging To Me And Nobody Else Edition
Celeb Thread
btw it's still Zoe Saldana's birthday
if you don't say nice things about her you're not my friend
waifu material
I like films she is in
I definitely have never thought anything lewd about her ever
And my daughter belongs to me
Barefoot tho. But only because it's so warm ofc...
hottest tits
So perfect it's impossible.
though that chin watermark was a spot ffs
I've cum to her leaks more than anyone elses
I wish she were black alll the time
kek, hadn't noticed
At least 3 times a week for almost 2 years now.
just jared always fucking my shit up
psh. you can keep her; take classic beauty over passably ethnic any day
fuck has it been that long, so many loads
Gud :3
her labia dark as shit; just look at those gums, yo
jj always puts that on their pics somewhere for when people crop the border and larger watermark. which is really dumb because its not their image to begin with
hate the piss border most of all
retards gonna retard
bad call, bro, she's destined to be fat
*mexican avril lavigne
She has a surprisingly nice booty as well
>no Best Emma yet
Shame shame
now we're talkin
never lewd about waifu
never lewd in general actually
I can see it. Canadian Avril Lavigne is better tho
I know you'd never lewd qt
lewdest Emma (maybe {Emma Dumont also gets my motor running})
she is barely puerto rican senpai
Need full front bobs
I take it back. THIS is lewdest Emma.
little ari was checking her social media and in
the comments here was a man who said he
wanted to eat her bum! little Ari went walking
through the furniture store and the men were
looking at her bum! little Ari went shopping in
the bed and bath store and a man came up
and pinched her bum cheek!
same
N E E D
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*unzips dick* nothing personnel, Em
Jew pigs
imagine what the inside of those pants are like with all that fake tanner, body lotion, body spray and juices
I have a bunch of webms with no thumbnail in my Best Emma folder, so prepare for anything
i said "looks like"; im not trying to do a fucking book report on this dirty spic
imagine what the inside of ur asshole looks like, full of ur dads cum loser
chick's a fukkin pig
>lewdest Emma (maybe {Emma Dumont also gets my motor running})
Gonna need to drag my tongue ALL over that belly button....
don't think posting dicks is gonna get you out of saying something nice about Zoe >_>
this guy fukkin get's it. that chick looks like she smells like products and likely tastes acrid for it. some dudes just aint been on earth long enough to see the fukkin obvious.
>Gonna need to drag my tongue ALL over that belly button....
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
she's hot as shit, but what the fuck is she always flashing? she got not tits.
she doesnt look anything like her
Shit id suck multiple farts directly out her ass!!!
i meant it in a good way
she's like 1/8th Puerto Rican though
don't really see the resemblance to Avril either
Gud tiddy
id still hate fuck her, but she's gross and dresses & makes herself up like a middle schooler. also no ass or tits. feigning naivety to be cute to compensate for looking like a child only works if the rest of the world doesn't assume youre already a total whore.
ok
holy jesus...
what is that-
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??
God damn, she is divine.
big feels
I love you, mom
and that's the last webm
good titty
last Best Emma until you greedy niggers give me some in return
I can has full SUCK??
BD killed the thread
I have many but just hid the folders again. Come back in ~3 months.
enjoy :)
look at that, someone posting Stone. Usually it's between Roberts and Watson. Good on ya, son.
lots of grandmas today
Is it weird I want to bite her thighs? I'm talking sinking my teeth in deep enough to draw some legit blood. Just something scrumptious about them.
All Emmas are equal, but Stone is more equal than the others
Stone is worst Emma. Her man-voice makes the blood in my bone thin right out.
i made her cry yesterday
>man-voice
I kinda like girls with fucked up voices tbh. It's kinda cute
why and how?
>facebook filename
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little Ari was so sad!
That's because her ass is fat and round and squeezable
what do female thighs taste like out of the oven
Can't disagree
gag reflex
it looks like that light is coming out of her mouth
I need to slap it
RIP Seymour
Why you gotta be lying, fam?
i dunno i mostly eat cock i think
midget
What's the appeal of Emma Watson? Is it mostly people who grew up watching Harry Potter?
qute, smol, and gud legs
her real name isnt even emma which puts her in a class all by herself
its EMILY JEAN STONE
never cared for her during Harry Potter, even though she's my age
her face is pleasing to look at and she has a nice figure
k bye then lol
cock has no muscles, it wouldn't be enjoyable after being cooked
thighs are said to taste like pork loin
just because it's usually dark doesn't mean i'm in it's shadow
they still think she is actually hermoine
Pretty much. It's the Drew Barrymore effect, where you've seen a person blossom into an adult, and as soon as they turn legal, you want to see their tits & fuckhole. It's only natural
don't forget the accent. That's a thing for some folk
for real tho, I want to breed with Anna
she has a pretty face and nice legs
In that case I wanna taste Best Emma's pork loin
watson has terrible legs stop trying to meme this. they are short and disproportionate.
just because you are usually 4 foot tall doesn't mean you can't the biggest faggit
what could men in white coats possibly say to the mice to help them understand what's going on? you pretending to not get it is a fundamental problem.
lol replied with cock
ok
See, that's a fuckin QUTE
>See, that's a fuckin QUTE
>when the Risperdal kicks in and you're aware just enough to not post pics with your hate posts because you even know you're a coward and a muppet
this is HOT
>this is HOT
Are you hot?
>Are you hot?
Is beady hot?
at the moment, no. comfortable and warm, yes.
he will be when he burns in Allah's eternal fire
there is no need to be upset
just pointing out the facts
Nice, hold on to that thought
hotter than you, Mohammad
feels good man
WHO MISSED ME?
she looks a lot like Barbara Palvin I mean Elsa Hosk I mean ACTRICE-ELIZABETH-OLSEN
>OCP
Lili Reinhart
Fuckin ass hat.
I'm going to do some "nice" things to her
good evening beady :3
checked and dang
faggot
Have you been here earlier?
"Good" is very very subjective. ï¿£ ^ ï¿£
yo, how fucking heavy does that bracelet have to be? The fuck?
am I the only one surprised that there were no Tay Tay leaks given how many guys she's been through?
I-I-It m-m-m-must b-b-b-b-be s-s-so d-difficult f-f-for th-the w-w-working c-c-classes o-o-o-of m-m-m-men t-t-to accept th-the f-fact th-that n-n-no m-m-matter h-how h-hard th-they work th-they will n-n-never b-be able t-t-to achieve a-a woman like th-this...
Waaaay hotter than Avril, tbh
Merch!
Because Tay is not a wh*re :3
That's where you're looking at? Ok
Edging once for every brie pic in this thread
why, what's going on?
shiny
>Edging once for every brie pic in this thread
>That's where you're looking at? Ok
he's fanny flustered about something
>he's fanny flustered about something
whatever helps you sleep at night, fam
Latinas have never done much for me
shut up, you might not and he might not care that I do, but I care about him
checked though, friend
Even shinier
800mg Seroquel after a good fap usually.
just telling you the truth, he is throwing a dick spamming tantrum yet again
I like her jacket, just wish it was blue
like a diamond
you get used to it, though. your brain does the translating. I don't even see the dicks. all I see is blonde, brunette, redhead.
>800mg Seroquel
That's 4 times above the highest prescription. No wonder you feel like shit. Unhealthy af
tasty diamond
>tfw I know the face but came recall the name
whathername?
I feel fancy as fuck, don't know what you're talking about.
rhabarberbarbara
I never understood what this is supposed to mean.
>I feel fancy as fuck
>"Good"
i'd love to find out just how tasty she is
Oh I get it, you think everyone who posts celebs as I do is me. We're not the same person.
shut up herman
You've got two different people there pal.
rhabarberbarbarberabarbrabrap
Barbrapapa
More ari pls
sorry
You and me both, user
You can tell that the judge, buddy. Hands up and turn around :3
german for rhubarb barbara
if you have 2 minutes to waste on the sillieness you can do with the german language you might want to listen to this
youtube.com
we could take turns and compare notes afterwards
your liver still dies from od
That sounds...fucking great
kek, i think i get the general idea that's pretty funny actually
I crush them up, mix them with menthol oil into a thick paste and administer analy.
Not a celeb
Our humour is weird, please no bulli
on an unrelated note:
damn, that tummy + hips combo with those ridiculous bimbo tits always catch me by surprise
coin toss for who goes first?
>mfw
Are you telling me i can dodge dicks?
ok, I say heads
When you are ready, you don't need to dodge them :3
it's the most baller shit you could possibly do
fake
>tummy + hips
>unrelated
They're always related.
If you can doge a dick you can doge a ball.
>odds is heads
>evens is tails
roll
the men at the restaurant wanted to eat on
little Ari's bum!
Not a celeb
You think those are Dubs your Checking?
God i want her to flop out those fake hangers so bad
Oh, wow
I won, I guess
Wouldn't want you to miss out tho
true words
I love the shots where you can see her panties cling to her pussy or her venus mons like in that red bikini shoot with the straw hat, maximum lewdness achieved right there
>doge
ket
Hello
kot
meredith kot
how considerate of you!
...
welp, it already sucks.
What can I say, I care for my anons :)
dances like a toddler learning to walk
i am getting a lewd vibe from that response...
she may not be a whore but she's 100% a LONG-BACK; assless as fuck
I-is that a bad thing
you think when she looks at her lack of ass in the mirror, she's gets Taylor Miffed?